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Syria Gay Girl in Damascus blog a hoax by US man

Syria Gay Girl in Damascus blog a hoax by US man

So let me just make this clear My name is Amy and I am a vampire, author and blogger and I write a blog so that I can moan and complain about the world as I see it plus I gently hint that is you wish to live a bit longer it would be a book idea to buy a book …………… it is cheaper than buying life insurance ………… look if you are a stupid human male …..don't try to understand the difficult words just get your wallet out.

I am not in a good mood today and it is your fault !!! Yes you the readers !!!!!

You are not buying my books fast enough so that I can eat ! bottled blood is expensive so it is your fault that I will now have to go out and cull humans………well you breed so fast who will notice………

……. And I have even had to take on another job to pay the bills,  and what the heck is this crap about sexual equality !!! no way is that going to happen if I have my way ……………. Some stupid male thinking he is equal to me ! ……huh …….you have to be joking …………………

Look I am not a people person …………… just ask anyone that knows me ………………hell it is hard work dealing with humans at the best of times but stupid male humans ……scream ……. So not a people person nor am I modest, but then I don't need to be modest ………



……what I am is a little short tempered with stupid males !...................... they do not listen ! ……………..what can one do …………. Well I knee them in the Nuts and as they drop to the ground I grab the head and start slamming it into the concrete floor as I softly whisper ………. It is so not a good idea to be condescending to Amy …………………  repeat after me " I will listen to what Amy says as she is brighter than I am and if I don't she will make me wish I was dead"



People ask is this blog really me? …

………no of course not I am in fact a 6' 6" Australian beach Surfer, "GDay" …..with blue eyes and blond curly locks that fall over my broad shoulders ………….. and leads the eyes down to my 6 pack of a chest, then on to a tiny pair of Skinies which look like they are painted on as I am hung like a horse so my full sexual prowess is fully on display ……………….  Sigh…………… god ………That is making me so HOT thinking of that …………… sigh ………..

Ok, Ok, ………. It's a lie if I was really like that do you think I would pretend to be a 5' foot, small busted Chinese Asian !!!  come on think about it !…………..er…….not the males you just play with the pretty beads ok …. If you behave I will buy you an icecream later………..

… If I was going to make something up, it would be a hell of a lot better than this body………… and if you do not believe I am a vampire, wait till I bite you !!!!!

Why this has come to mind is the crazy thing that happened last week when they discovered the Lesbian Blogger arrested in Syria for being Gay was in fact a guy ………

I did not even think it is a crime in Syria to be a Lesbian ………only guys can be gay …….. girls are just confused and just need the right man to give her lots of children to get such silly ideas out of her head………..

He had 200,000 hits !!!!!! look for that many blog viewers I will say that I am a gay Syrian .. ok so I may stand out a little by being a Chinese looking Syrian but for 200,000 hits I will give it a go !

A Gay Girl in Damascus

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2015304840_syriablog13.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13744980





Andy Carvin on the fake Syrian blogger "Amina"

Mona Eltahawy on the Syrian blogger hoax









Now as a Vampire I kinda have problems trying to keep ahead of what you call Race issues…………………..

So the bags of blood come in different coloured containers …………… what is the point of that if the colour coding does not match a blood group chart !  ………….. Look how can I put this nicely ……………… WILL YOU STOP HAVING SEX WITH DIFFERENT RACES !!!!!! ……….. It is very inconvenient! Stick to your own colours! God colour coded you for a reason, and that is you will know who breeds with whom.

So Stop it, you are more like Rabbits than Apes………… it is hard enough finding a blood type you like without you swapping all the coloured labels around just to confuse and fool me!!!

Looking Asian I have to look carefully at the Bloggers rule book ….and I see that I have to be careful on what I say ….er………..in RACE I can not use the N Word………… in case Americans see it and faint ……………. Can I use the full Latin name…..does that count? ………….. So funny you should see what Chinese call the white races…………

The nice ones I expect you know:………

Red Beards,  (and no I don't know why)

Long Noses, (well you do have long noses …..sorry but you should have noticed before you started sticking them in to other countries)

Barbarians (er …………. this one is very true you should see how a western restaurant tries to cook prawn noodles) 

Foreign Devils (perhaps due to the strange gods you have ……… our culture is a lot older than yours and so by the time we were getting used to Zeus and his family you up and changed to the dress wearing gods of Christianity and Islamality  ………… )

As the not so nice names……………. Hehehehehehe ….but very descriptive ……. It is always so funny when white people think they are the only race intolerant lot in the world…….

So just to confirm I am not a gay lesbian from Syria I am a VAMPIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!

The Ramblings of Amy: Author Interview: Fangs Rule by Amy Mah

The Ramblings of Amy: Author Interview: Fangs Rule by Amy Mah: " I have recently joined Mystical Book Blog Tours , and will be a host to authors as they do their book tours. Today I have a special guest..."





Amy Mah Vampire

When Child Mutalation and Slavery is ok in so long as it is Cultural

When Child Mutilation and Slavery is ok in so long as it is Cultural

I am sure that it is only by luck that you humans servive at all, what with how you are always trying to kill each other off ………………..



Look stop it ! now listen it is my job as a vampire to cull you so you don't need to to it ok? 



We that is the Vampire race would like you all nice and healthy so you taste nice and all you want to do is go off and die or kill by starting a war………… I sometimes think you have no consideration for others, this is my lunch you are killing off in some stupid war or other !!!



And all the stuff you put down as cultural …………… well everything is ok if you say it is cultural.



Black Slavery is cultural …………. Er ……… well all slavery is cultural ……. So well it must be ok ?  …….should we legalise it again?



And well it must be ok as none of the religions complained about it until recently ………. Slavery has been a good economic success for thousands of years long before Judaism, Chritanity and Islam



………… came along and until recently practised by god fearing Jews, Christians and Muslims ……….so it is certainly cultural is it not ? and being cultural you should not create laws against it



……….But this must be true ……..the number of times I hear on the news that some group or other complain that people try to interfere with there culture ………… it is our right to stone people to death as it is our culture………..



……..the West does not realise our culture is very important to us and our religion which is why kill female children as they are not so important as having male children.



And I right ? if this is what they say and get away with it then we can bring back African Slavery …………… well it is cultural …………. And it would so help the economies of some of the poorer African states………… 



……………….. We will start first with the African states that practise (FGM)… female genital mutilation on children …………… well it is only cultural ..as is slavery



…………. And by enslaving the people that do this we are in fact doing good by stopping a culture we do not like and supporting one that can help crate jobs, trade and money …….so a win / win   situation  



We vampires have slaves and they do not object ………well I expect some may have in the past but we would have killed them…… as soon as we turn a human they will be a slave to the more superior vampires …..and this is normal ……….. heck you can say it is cultural



……….As is the branding of females………….. and when they say it want hurt ………er……. They lie!!!!  All females have to be branded to show what family they belong to and who owns them …………..



……….being branded is somehow a way to explain to the world that you are a female……………… see just like with humans, Males have a tendency to be very stupid in not being able to recognise what a female looks like ………this could be the reason human males have sex with sheep ………… ok ok so the sheep probable led him on,  ok I understand ……………



But being a girl I have a family brand on my hip ……..it kinda looks like a pink bat ……….. and this is to tell Males that I am a female.



.......... ok so I am not fantastically endowed in the boob department but to not know I am female until I remove my pants ! …………… look Pink panties with bats on them ..er…….like female ………. Ok! ……….so whats the need for being branded………… ok, ok, I know it is cultural so must be ok………..



For those wishing to know about the cultural or religious habit of mutilating females the following may give you a few details …………………



All in all I think I prefer the Vampire culture ……….you Humans are kinda SICK at times with what you get up to……….







female genital mutilation

Female genital cutting (FGC), also known as female genital mutilation (FGM), female circumcision, or female genital mutilation/cutting (FGM/C), is defined by the World Health Organisation as "all procedures that involve partial or total removal of the external female genitalia, or other injury to the female genital organs for non-medical reasons."[

When the procedure is performed on and with the consent of an adult, it is generally called clitoridectomy, or it may be part of labiaplasty or vaginoplasty. It also generally does not refer to procedures used in sex reassignment surgery, and the genital modification of intersexuals.

FGC is predominantly practiced in Northeast Africa and parts of the Near East and Southeast Asia, although it has also been reported to occur in individual tribes in South America and Australia. Amnesty International estimates that approximately 2 million girls undergo FGC every year. Opposition is motivated by concerns regarding the consent (or lack thereof, in most cases) of the patient, and subsequently the safety and long-term consequences of the procedures. In the past several decades, there have been many concerted efforts by the World Health Organization (WHO) to end the practice of FGC. The United Nations has also declared February 6 as "International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation".]

Medical consequenceAmong practising cultures, FGC is most commonly performed between the ages of four and eight, but can take place at any age from infancy to adolescence. Prohibition has led to FGC going underground, at times with people who have had no medical training performing the cutting without anesthetic, sterilization, or the use of proper medical instruments. The procedure can lead to death through shock from excessive bleeding. The failure to use sterile medical instruments may lead to infections.

Other serious long term health effects are also common. These include urinary and reproductive tract infections, caused by obstructed flow of urine and menstrual blood, various forms of scarring and infertility. Epidermal inclusion cysts may form and expand, particularly in procedures affecting the clitoris. These cysts can grow over time and can become infected, requiring medical attention such as drainage. The first episode of sexual intercourse will often be extremely painful for infibulated women, who will need the labia majora to be opened, to allow their partner access to the vagina. This second cut, sometimes performed by the partner with a knife, can cause other complications to arise.

Sexual effectsThe effect of FGC on a woman's sexual experience varies depending on many factors. FGC does not eliminate all sexual pleasure for all women who undergo the procedure, but it does reduce the likelihood of orgasm. Stimulation of the clitoris is not solely responsible for the sexual excitement and arousal of a woman during intercourse; this involves a complex series of nerve endings being activated and stimulated in and around her vagina, vulva (labia minora and majora), cervix, uterus and clitoris, with psychological response and mindset also playing a role.

Reasons for female genital cuttingThe reasons for female genital cutting include a mix of cultural, religious and social factors within families and communities.

Many communities may not even question the practice or may have long forgotten the reasons for it. Others, however, assertively justify the practice. For example, mothers who have their daughters undergo genital cutting believe they are doing the right thing because their children would become social outcasts if they did not. Another less common reason given for infibulation or excision is decreasing a woman's sexual desire in order to preserve virginity. Infibulation is intended to dull women's sexual enjoyment, and it appears to be extremely effective.
Where FGC is a social convention, the social pressure to conform to what others do and have been doing is a strong motivation to perpetuate the practice.
FGC is often considered a necessary part of raising a girl properly, and a way to prepare her for adulthood and marriage.
FGC is often motivated by beliefs about what is considered proper sexual behaviour, linking procedures to premarital virginity and marital fidelity. FGC is in many communities believed to reduce a woman's libido, and thereby is further believed to help her resist "illicit" sexual acts. When a vaginal opening is covered or narrowed (type 3 above), the fear of pain of opening it, and the fear that this will be found out, is expected to further discourage "illicit" sexual intercourse among women with this type of FGC.
FGC is associated with cultural ideals of femininity and modesty, which include the notion that girls are "clean" and "beautiful" after removal of body parts that are considered "male" or "unclean".
Various works of fiqh (Islamic jurisprudence) support the removal of the female prepuce. For example, the fourteenth-century text 'Umdat al-Salik wa-'Uddat al-Nasik, translated as The Reliance of the Traveller, writes, "Circumcision is obligatory (O: for both men and women). For men it consists of removing the prepuce from the penis, and for women, removing the prepuce (Ar. bazr) of the clitoris (n: not the clitoris itself, as some mistakenly assert). (A: Hanbalis hold that circumcision of women is not obligatory but sunna, while Hanafis consider it a mere courtesy to the husband.)"
[Muslim 003,0684] [...] Abu Masa then said, "When is a bath obligatory?" Aisha responded, "You have asked the right person. Mohammed has said that a bath is obligatory when a man is encompassed by a woman and their circumcised genitalia touch."Religious leaders take varying positions with regard to FGC: some promote it, some consider it irrelevant to religion, and others contribute to its elimination.
Local structures of power and authority, such as community leaders, religious leaders, genital cutters, and even some medical personnel can contribute to upholding the practice.
In most societies, FGC is considered a cultural tradition, which is often used as an argument for its continuation.
In some societies, recent adoption of the practice is linked to copying the traditions of neighboring groups. Sometimes it has started as part of a wider religious or traditional revival movement.
In some societies, FGC is being practiced by new groups when they move into areas where the local population practice FGC.

Fangs Rule Vampire Book Reviews

Fangs Rule Reviews

If you are tired of the constant barrage of teen Twilight-esque vampire thrillers and need a break from the norm, then Amy Mah's Fangs Rule is the vampire guide for you. Written in the very naturalistic style of an angst-ridden teenager, Fangs Rule is a book designed for teens, be they 6 years old or 600 years old.

Amy is a vampire who is almost 400 years passed her thirteenth birthday, but her well-observed insights show a vampire who still suffers the growing pains as much, if not more, than her human counterparts.Imagine living in a cave that your Gran has decided would suit you if it was painted in pink? Imagine having underwear delivered that was decorated in drawings of bats - again bright pink! Try to tell yourself how you would reveal fangs without seeming rude and stand-offish to your neighbour! All these avenues and more are explored in the funny and incisive world of Amy Mah.

Accompanying the text are the cute drawings from noted Manga artist, Heby Sim, perfectly complementing each and every nuance uttered by this young, all-knowing heroine. It is probably one of the most perfect collaborations ever in a children's book. Oops! Did I say Children? Yes, it could be described as a child's story, on the surface, but if you care to dig deeper, you will find that it is an incredibly funny, quirky and marvelously entertaining piece of work designed for kids of all ages.

In a sandstorm of vampire literature, Fangs Rule is an oasis in the desert. One of the most interesting and highly original takes on the vampire theme. Ms Mah is definately one to watch out for. But beware, because she bites!Charles E Butler***



I love, love, love this cover. The colors are much more vibrant when you're holding the book in your hand than what you see in a picture.Plot/Characters There's not much of a plot since it's an A-to-Z guide on being a vampire. The guide is smart, funny and educational ... no matter if you are a vampire or a human.The guide is being told to you by the author herself, Amy Mah - a self-proclaimed vampire.Overall Even though I have no inclination into becoming a vampire, I loved this book. I would recommend this to everyone ... whether you enjoy a quick, fun read or want to know more about being a vampire or you like quirky humor ... this book is for you.=) MRShemery









***This is not your typical vampire story. If you are expecting hunky male vampires, then you are in for a big surprise. You won't find vampires jumping in and out of every bed they pass. You won't find murder and mayhem. What you will find is a teenage vampires journal in which she is trying to set straight all of those not so true stories you read about vampires. Amy is also trying to make you understand what it is like being a teenage girl vampire.

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Amy has written her own A to Z journal of everything you need to know about being a teenage female vampire in a human world. You will get all kinds of great information about everything and anything from fangs, biting, kissing, love, clothing, school, immortality and yes, there is a little about sex. Come on folks. Teens do know about sex whether you want them to or not. This is not an x-rated pornographic book. This is a light hearted, funny and sometimes silly account of being a teenage vampire. There are wonderful manga pictures throughout the book which were created by none other then Heby Sim. Layout and design was done by Nicholas Reardon. The book is printed like a teenager's journal so the writing is not your usual type print. It was presented like a teens writing; but I had absolutely no difficulty reading it. Throughout the book are cute little pics of bats, cats, ravens, and snakes. Each numbered page has bats on either side. It definitely adds to the affect of the book. I thoroughly enjoyed this light hearted read about vampires. I enjoyed so much; I read it in one sitting. I highly recommend this book if you are looking for something different and do not want heavy reading. I love vampire stories. Even though this was not your usual vampire setting, it was quite enjoyable and there is nothing wrong with this book for a young adult to read it. I venture they see and hear more sex on a television screen.   Well, there you have it. This book would make a great gift for any teenager. Try it. You will like it. I did.           E va J. Coppersmith ""vintage vixen""

***i am totally impressed with this book....i brought it for my niece .... she is a teenage and totally into vampires.... i read it myself and found it very funny and quite interesting.....the author has a good sense of humor....which is what i loved most....plus all the live and colorfully illustrations....brings such dept to the imagination and life to the book.....i highly recommend this book....Amazon

Naked Big Busted female vampires bouncing about in old Castles

Naked Big Busted female vampires bouncing about in old Castles



How many times have I got to say this it is only the turned female vampires (ex-humans and now undead) Hollywood style that have perfect boobs and like to go around wearing a thin see-through nightdress with no panties.



Normal vampire like me……. well we like to wear clothing and with how cold the caves or castles are thick clothing!



My flannelette Nightdress could only be deemed see-through if you have x-ray vision!  



So the idea of beds containing naked vampires in old castles is only for the movies, er.......... castles the same as caves are cold, damp and draughty at the best of times and they are like very cold in winter!



Shall I put it another way, vampires are not always the best of company when they are happy so it is best not to meet one with a cold !



I have checked with my family and the only vampire I know that wears a night shirt for sleeping is my Uncle, his sister my Aunt wears more in bed than see does during the day including a layer of cats which join her in bed!



My boyfriend 'Max' says he only wears a smile in bed and I can come and check anytime !



But his sister my bestie friend 'Ice' says he wears a smelly old Tee and shorts which their Mom has threatened to burn if he forgets to put out to wash again.



She, that is Ice and not her Mom wears a top and shorts in bed, myself if anyone is interested I wear PJs and in winter a flannelette nightdress over them, plus I also keep my underwear on as my bedroom is cold, unless Bambi my maid sleeps with me, then we can cuddy up together.



Look ! how many times must I repeat myself, just because guys can't sleep together or it can mean them playing a game of hide the sausage, it does not mean that being a girl sleeping with anther girl makes you a lesbian, sometimes it just means the bedrooms are DARN COLD ! Plus if you sleep with your maid she can act as a midnight snack …………. Well getting out of bed to go walking about bare footed on ice cold floors just makes you colder still by having to stop and take a piss……yes the cold also does that to a vampires bladder …. And having Marble toilets sound so exotic until you get your butt frozen onto one! ……the first to laugh I will bite OK !!!  











If you want to know more about my cute butt………. Well you will have to buy my book! ….hehehehehe ….it is fully illustrated and I do mean FULLY illustrated……



Ho yes I do tell Max (boyfriend) that I always sleep in the nude ……. hehehe .....as it will give him something to dream about !!!! ………. Guys can have such vivid imaginations at times …………

My Words can even Frighten Vampires!

My Words can even Frighten Vampires!

BANNED

Now people are always saying to me "You Can't say that"  er?............ yes I can it is easy I just hit a few keys and they you are ….. WORDS ……..i think what they mean is that I shouldn't say something…….and my question back is why?

I need to make this clear to people I am not the sort of vampire that sparkles …ok …… I'm the sort that bites………. And I have very sharp teeth.

I have been expecting to be banned by someone or other …………. Well I thought it would be scientologists as they are the only ones I have rearly had a go at ………….. I mean gods from other space that sort of thing went out with the Aztecs …………

But no a vampire group !!!!!!! ……………….. wowwwwwwwww I mean to say I can upset a vampire group with my Facebook chat ?



Vamp Realm June 4 at 1:19pm Report

Hi Amy - we had to remove you as a friend from all our accounts today based on your Fatwa comment. We can't be involved in insulting a faith like that or religion. We wish you well but that was too far for us to be linked to.



I did not remember what I was doing attached to this group I well I don't want to upset fellow vampires so looked it up



Est in 1984 the Loyalists of the Vampire Realm is the world's largest and oldest organization of its kind with over 250,000 paid members worldwide.
 Well I sorry to loose them not that they have sold any of my books with their 250,000 membership and I did not know I could upset vampires with a mention of a Fatwa …………. It is a good job I didn't tell them I was a blood sucking denizen of the night.

It must be some sort of human organization linked to the vampire world and I have never fully understood the human world …………..

So if you are a vampire member of this group please be careful what you say:

1.   It is fine to kill and drink the blood of virgin teenage girls ……….. hah you try finding a virgin teenager nowadays …….  

2.  Rape and slaughter of innocents is fine if you are a male vampire, if female just stick with the slaughtering ok… or someone will tell your Mom.  

3. Planning to wipe out the whole human race is also ok …….. but mad …..have you ever tasted synthetic blood? Uck!

4. As to nighttime entertainment of having a competition for who can rip the most heads off humans, well that is silly in any case as they never have more than one head each and there is a limit to how many copses you can use as door draft excluders …………….

5. So really you can do most things in a nasty bloody way with plenty of gratuitous violence so long as you don't use the word Fatwa ……………… after all we vampires are such nice a creatures









My DisclaimerMy Disclaimer On Facebook but it covers my blogs as well …. If you are offended by reading something then all I can say is that it is you that is doing the reading ….like you can stop….. If any of my remarks or blogs causes offence then this is due not to me but you having me on your friend list, or my you reading my words, if you are not offended now but fear you may be in the future please take proactive action now and remove your link to me, or just stop reading. 



Removal from you friends list will be the best way to stop receiving my blogs, comments, and communication be it via message, chat or wall, failure to remove me as a link will be taken as permission to contact you by the above means and point out the world as I see it. 



From my blogs and wall talk it will be obvious that I discuss politics, human behaviour, social drugs and current mythology. If you do not heed this warning to remove me after this warning and are offended then I will take it that you wish to be offended. Amy Mah

Racism and the N Word for Blacks

Just because I look human I sometime get dragged into human stuff like Racism ............ true as vampires we have our own hangups over things .......... not colour as that is only camouflage, but if you a male and only have small fangs .....well ........you are not a real male are you? and of course if you try and date any normal girl .......



... well thier Daddy will soon have you tied up .......staked ..... and outside waiting for the sun to rise ......... but that is normal ....... breeding with small fanged males? ........ ick.... just think of the poor children !   



When over the weeks I said I couldn't use the N word, I then had people ask me what it was……… eck ………….



Wellllllllllllllllll ……. In the USA Black people can call black people it, but white people can't call black people it so that is why it is called the 'N' Word in the media.

As for me ? not only am I not white but not the same species …………..er…..vampire remember? ……the Teeth and the Red glowing eyes are a giveaway…………



but I will play it safe and just say what the word means and this is more than any US media broadcaster can do ………. I am more likely to get banded for this than for the cartoons of mohammad I published!

Nigger is a noun in the English language, most notable for its usage in a pejorative context to refer to black people (generally people of Sub-Saharan African descent), and also as an informal slang term, among other contexts. It is a common ethnic slur. The word originated as a term used in a neutral context to refer to black people, as a variation of the Spanish/Portuguese noun negro , a descendant of the Latin adjective niger , meaning the color "black".[1][2][3][4]



As to BLACK PEOPLE yes I am allowed to call them that and not colored as I am not white and it is a cultural thing ……………if it is cultural then it is ok ……………..like killing a female that dares to cause lust in a man by showing her face.



…………colored means something different in parts of Asia so dark skinned people from African are black people, I have heard black calling other blacks coconuts meaning that blacks acting white  ……. White inside and brown outside……….

Besides my own race call me a banana …………. Yes yellow on the outside and white on the inside, I have been western educated ………   it also means i am crap at trying to speak chicnese ……belive me the ability does not come with the colour !!



everyone has names Japanese girls call other Japanese girls yellow cabs …….no you ask them why.



God if you want racism you should see the country I was born in …………… my name, race and skin colour makes me a 2nd class citizen ! and still does when I go back ………

………… One Muslim member of parliament said Chinese should all go home ………… as if only living in the country 800 – 1000 years makes us only new comers !...huh…



….. where as Indians are 3rd class citizens and the only ones below the Indians are the Blacks …………. You think 1950's America was bad! ....... heheheheheh even 3rd class Indians would not live next door to Blacks !!!





People forget that in parts of Asia the only knowledge of Black people is from Hollywood, Soooooooo …………. Black Men drive big cars, ware lots of gold and deal in drugs and prostitution!     





If you are black and visit Asia tell everyone that you are a cop, they have seen the films which have the one good black man who is a cop trying to convince the other blacks to be nice……………



You think I am kidding you ?



Take a look at this advert, a giant placard showing "Mr T" from the "A Team" as a Monkey and say what would happen if this was done anywhere in the West!



This photo was taken in a Muslim country ……………….

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Having your first period is Gods way of telling you to go out and buy maternity clothing

Now how many times have I got to tell you:-

 Trust me I'm a Vampire!

When I see the odd crazy stuff you get up to I do try and help, and it is very hard work at time as you are not normal animals …………. Like the way females are permanently on heat ……………. You even give female vampires a bad name linking us to you and your sexual needs.



I see the Pope still says you can not use condoms and seeing how sexually active you all are I do not see the Vampire race ever running out of our pre-packed food supply …….  



Sometimes I worry what you think you are doing; look just because I am another species it does not mean I do not know what is correct for you like with sex ….you are going about it all wrong !



It should be forehead on the ground and butt stuck in the air and remember to thank him afterwards ………….. Yes this is the normal way !!! 

Those of us involved in bestiality   ………    ..er…    …….  making out with human guys find they all love it this way…………….

And we always remember to thank them before ripping off the head and using his neck as a straw....well sex can make you so thirsty……… er……………. Or course they don't mind !!

You are all Sooooo silly we know because we ask first that's why we know………………..

You know just as you are removing your panties you check with him…….

"Wow you look so Hot do you mind it I eat you afterwards?"

…………and as you help him remove his pants you check again:

"Wow that is big! I hope you do not mind but I plan to drain you dry tonight!"

As I said not a single guy has objected up to now…………..

The vampire world is so much better than the human world ………all you do is let a vampire guy know you are interested in him …………… as I said you take the normal mating position and if he rejects you then you are fully in your rights to crush his head with an iron bar as a gentle reminder not to play with your feeling ………….

Where as the stuff you humans get up to !...... like crazy or what ………. And so much like animals ………….. Just look at the way human guys like sniffing panties !! ….. I mean even after you have taken them off!!!!

Look most human females are on permanent heat you do not need to smell to check if she is ovulating ……………… sniffing them while you are wearing them is odd enough but after you have removed them ?

You will not believe what I read on the internet …………… that some girls remove and give the boyfriend her panties at the end of a date ………………. Er………… something to remember the evening by?



 look you can get a chill doing that sort of thing ………



……. The most I have done as a parting gift is to give a guy a kiss to go home with…………….. not to expect him to do my laundry …………… ok if you are going steady then perhaps get him to wash and iron the sheets …………..

Having a hot country childhood I have been trained to shower and change my underwear 3 times a day ………

…….. and well my underwear does not smell of anything but Lilly of the Valley Talc ………. Well you try pulling on very tight leather pants on a hot day without lots and lots of talc………



………. God can guys be so dumb at times …… it takes a lot of effort to look casually sexy ……

…….. have you seen divers try and remove a wetsuit after a dive…………… well tight sexy female pants are like that…………….





So are all your favourite vampires:





Now for all those guys that had the hots for Mortisha in the Adams family then this is a video for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R64yi6MqSBw

Giving and Getting Sex for Money

Now before I start I have some news for you ::::-----

Wow,  Wow,   Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww  I have just got in vampire quotes I now share a page with Dracula …………… who says now that you have to be nice to be a vampire

One book reviewer said my vampire book character was not nice…. Did I ever say I was nice? A blood sucking denizen of the night …yes…but nice?  No !

Click here:

http://dracula.info-saurus.com/dracula/vampire-quotes/

That's better now where am I?

Yes sex and sex for money ……………….Guys always have to pay for sex …..er….one way or another …..

Being trapped between cultures I pick the bits I like and having the camouflage of a Chinese Asian body to have me (cough chough) you have to pay a Dowry and as I do not have any male protector its me you have to pay it to !..... so start saving up I'm verrrrrry high maintenance   …   hehehehehehe  but worth every diamond ……………..

So I can then give up work and sit at home eating chocolate and waiting on my lord and master (as if!)

Sex is everywhere …..from high school days where the boys rated films by nipple count ……………………..  to Celebes daintily getting out of cars in front of 50 cameras:







Yes this one does have panties on but every week you will have a pics of Celebes getting out of a car panty-less and yes Guys it is done on purpose !!!!! ………….. as a girl I can tell you that there is no way a beaver shot is an accident …………. Some girls may be not as bright as a beaver but even a beaver would know that wearing a very short skirt without panties and then getting out of a car wide legged in front of 50 men with cameras is a sure way of getting on the front of a magazine ………………. And the magazine could be Gynecologists weekly and it is not your face they will be showing………………

Now for all the guys reading that want me to show them a beaver shot …….here it is !!!



Now all say ARRRRRRRRRR ............................



So girls now you know you have something valuable and you want to go one better than just flashing your assets ...... try this song below ..................... heheheheh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ1jekKgZqo&feature=related

st cecilia - leap up and down (wave your knickers in the air)

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