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Serenity's Book Corner: Fangs Rule A Girl's Guide to being a Vampire by Am...

Serenity's Book Corner: Fangs Rule A Girl's Guide to being a Vampire by Am...: "Summary of the book: The book: FANGS RULE a girl' s guide to being a vampire …. is a young Adult book for anyone between Puberty and Se..."





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Sexy Hot Wet Naked Vampire Has a Way to Excite You Today

Sexy Hot Wet Naked Vampire Has a Way to Excite You Today

Yes that's me! A hot wet sexy naked vampire and boy do I have something for you !................







Er ………. Yes I was so hot trying to save money by not switching the aircon on that I have just had a shower and my hair is still damp, I was told I was sexy last week by this guy and………well that is all I am saying.

Naked? Yes I am naked …..well under my PJs I am, look my cat is male and gives me funny looks if I walk about furless ………………. But I am naked under the PJ's ……… well I call them PJ's but I do not sleep in them as they are in pure silk and a gift.

Silk is like so heavenly wearing against naked skin …………… not that it is any point telling a guy this, Guys believe that thongs are sexy as if having ones personal rainforest trying to escape ether side of a thin strip of material is anything more than looking like some ruin being taken over by an Amazonian Jungle.

No to the girls I can say it is a two piece in pure silk, the bottom part in blood read is held up by a gold silk belt, the top is also in blood red silk and is a pull over having one gold cord button at the neck, the trim is of gold………………  

Look if you are bored just go away ! I like it so there!!! …….on the front is has a gold dragon with its tongue sticking out as if it is trying to lick my left nipple………… .so must have been designed by a Guy.





As to excite you I have news that my book is now on KINDLE ! and not just the text but also the artwork can be viewed on your Amazon Kindle thingy ……………..

If you like to read my blogs then you will love the book as it is me telling of all the funny and sexy stuff that can happen to a teenage vampire girl, from sleeping overnight packing to surfaces best for making out with a guy ………you can now download this anywhere in the world from Amazon !!!!

SEE THE FIRST SECTION FREE AND IN COLOUR ON YOUR COMPUTER

Amazon gives a free taster of my book to read that can be uploaded to your Computer in full colour or direct to your Kindle…………… all free …..

Amazon UKhttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Rule_-Girls-Vampire-ebook/dp/B0058ODPFK/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1309553691&sr=1-3

Amazon USAhttp://www.amazon.com/Fangs-Rule_-Girls-Vampire-ebook/dp/B0058ODPFK/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1309568521&sr=1-2

I will give you a link to Amazon, but if you would like a hardcopy I can do it signed and post free to anywhere in the world……….http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm



Just read the reviews on my book…….. Don't just believe me read what other say on it …….. .it is very funny ……………sexy and funny ……….. instructions on how to climb a wall wearing a nightdress and giving ways to stop guys looking up between your legs as you climb ………………  look in vampire films this is so overlooked and yet so important ………you are a vampire not a pole dancer !!!!!!  



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Glueing a cat & wiping your bottom with mud

Glueing a cat to the floor & wiping your bottom with mudMy blog stats tells me that someone found my blog by a search on: .......... should i soak my feet in clove oil?.................. er like how can that find me, i have never soaked my feet in clove oils let alone blogged about it  If cats are so cleaver why did mine just as I have stepped into a nice refreshing bath have to step on the dayglow yellow 8 ft long ant glue trap i had made !!!! the fighting he did to get free meant 5 foot of it attached itself to his body and he left a lot fur behind when he finally Brock free, and the noise he made in trying to get free meant me having to wrap a towel around a dripping body to try and find out who was starting a war in my caves living area ! ......... so I Have discovered that I can glue a cat into place with something that still ants just walk off it .....Now as you should all know by now I normally have more knowledge on religion, cults and weird beliefs than most people, no mater what stupid religion you have I probably have waisted a lot of my life writing a paper on it..It is so sad …someone as logical as me has qualifications in make believe ……….. like what job is there for someone that knows should a Shia swallow or spit out a fly which lands in their mouth (the answer is spit out).Me of all people know in great detail all the major stupid beliefs along with gods and deities over the past 10,000 years ……………which do I follow? Huh why not them all that way I just pick the bits I fancy and I do like the one religion where a virgin girl can piss on the head of a priest ……………… look I don't know how or why, perhaps he is laying down and he is starring up her dress …………….. I don't make the rules ,…..just laugh at them.In my great extended human linked family were must have nearly all religions apart from Judaism, Rastafarian and Scientologists ……………………… hence I know the rules and such crap ………………. Well it is easy I just ask a family member ….we have everything from the happy clappers of middle America to Muslims ………………. This is why I call people  stupid when they say I must hate all the people of one religion or another as I say such bad things about the religion, er….No it's the stupid religions on their own, the people can be quite nice. As you may have guessed I dont follow a religion .........unless the gods look hot and have the good manors to say thank you afterwards.Readers of my blog will remember me saying about the hate mail I get from Muslims saying I hate all Muslims ……………. Er ……..and I answer "well not the ones I am related to, but if I have to start a hate list then you can be on the top OK"   I have read lots of books of gods and if I have to pick a god then Thor is my ideal …he is  blond and stupid and with a large weapon ………… sign………… yes that sounds like a god to me.For fun I put questions on facebook ……………… well everyone should have a hobby and apart from ripping peoples heads off I love to point out why religions are so funny:This is what I posted on facebook tonight So here is a question to all you Muslims out there in FB land..........

......Islam as a male religion has rules that say you must wipe your bottom with your left hand .......but being female we would also like to wipe somewhere else and as far as I can find out Muhammad did not know females would want to do this as it does not seam to be in any rules anyone know what the current rules say? ...................................... and do Sunni have the same fly rule as Shia?



The answer in Islam is as follows

Q. . How to perform Istimja after urination?

Ans. After passing urine, its drops should be dried with clean mud, then washed with water.

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In the part of Asia I was born, it's the hose pipe……..one should hold the hose pipe in ones right hand and wash with your left ………………….  Believe me when I say that after the age of 2 I have never ever had the urge to stick mud between my legs !!!!



Ho yes this is the kind of stuff we had on the discussion tonight between me and others ……I have removed names so not to upset people but they were freely placed on my FB public wall:

Jews like Abraham were happy with the one god they had  at the time

Christ was a Jew .......had to be as he was born in a Jewish country and you have to be what you are born as ......... that is why Muslims can not stop being Muslims ............... and why as a free thinker it does not make sense as it sounds more like a punishment to force a religion onto a child..................

If you had been born in Israel it would be very likely that you would be Jewish ................ so religion is an accident of birth

but religions such as Islam would not allow the freedom of choice if they did then no one would be Muslim until they were an adult and could decide for themselves and then only having a knowledge of other religions ..................

Allow me to tell you this: Islam was one religion only, after decade, some Muslims were really affected by death of Hussain, for politician reasons...then they branched from sunni which is known Shia (supporters)..... so most of Shia rules are not true and most of them are made up...

Many mullahs in Islam discuss whether or not women have souls. It doesn't say that they do in the Koran. Mohammed had many wives, including one who was only 14 (or even younger) when he was an old man. Women can be stoned to death for adultry, but men never are. Allah u Ahkbar !!!





Should men wear the face Burqa?

A Deterrent hell no I want them DEAD, Nuke the bastards !

A Deterrent hell no I want them DEAD, Nuke the bastards !Praise the lord and pass the ammunition





I do not want peace I want their death ……………… they have made my life hell and so they will die die die …………..in the most nasty way I can find ……….. I do not want to murder them I want to have genocide !!!



I have been fighting a long war in my nice little cave against a far inferior creature and no I don't mean humans ………… ok yes humans are inferior but this time it is Ants I wish to kill.



5 Gallons of poisoned water poured into the fireplace to soak into the ground but still coming out.

Used up 2 spray guns……..hell I would have better results if I hit them with it.



3 fumigating Smoke bombs ……………. Well they make me feel sick and killed a 1000 in the carpet but still the queens are coming out …………….



Food traps are ignored as they are only after sex at the moment ………….. food traps ……………...huh ……………. Would you stop your sex life for a poisoned sandwich ! I think not.



The only thing that has worked are glue traps I have made one 8 foot long and 4 inches wide and still the queens try to walk over them ……………. If I tried on one by mistake it takes me 10 min to pull it off my foot and yet an ant can walk off it !!!



I must have killed 2,000 just how large do common black ant (crazy ant) nests get?



If anyone can think of something I have not trued please let me know in the comment box at the bottom of this blog.









At the moment trying Chloroxylenol as a spray as the smell may upset them.



Chloroxylenol (4-chloro-3,5-dimethylphenol) is a antimicrobial chemical compound used to control bacteria, algae and fungi in adhesives, emulsions, paints and wash tanks [1] . It is also commonly used in antibacterial soaps such as Dettol and ointments, such as the now discontinued Medicated Vaseline. [2] Studies have shown a low anti microbial activity which is enhanced by additives. Its antibacterial action is due to disruption of cell membrane potentials.



Chloroxylenol is not significantly toxic to humans and other mammals, is practically non-toxic to birds, moderately toxic to freshwater invertebrates and highly toxic to fish . It is a mild skin irritant and may trigger allergic reactions in some individuals. Cross sensitivity with chlorocresol is common.





As a air smoke bomb I have used: 

Permethrin is a common synthetic chemical, widely used as an insecticide, acaricide, and insect repellent. It belongs to the family of synthetic chemicals called pyrethroids and functions as a neurotoxin, affecting neuron membranes by prolonging sodium channel activation. It is not known to rapidly harm most mammals or birds, but is dangerously toxic to cats[ and fish. In general, it has a low mammalian toxicity and is poorly absorbed by skin.





As a spray:Cypermethrin is a synthetic pyrethroid used as an insecticide in large-scale commercial agricultural applications as well as in consumer products for domestic purposes. It behaves as a fast-acting neurotoxin in insects. It is easily degraded on soil and plants but can be effective for weeks when applied to indoor inert surfaces. Exposure to sunlight, water and oxygen will accelerate its decomposition. Cypermethrin is highly toxic to fish, bees and aquatic insects, according to the National Pesticides Telecommunications Network (NPTN). It is found in many household ant and cockroach killers, including Raid and ant chalk.

Human exposureExcessive exposure can cause nausea, headache, muscle weakness, salivation, shortness of breath and seizures. In humans, cypermethrin is deactivated by enzymatic hydrolysis to several carboxylic acid metabolites, which are eliminated in the urine. Worker exposure to the chemical can be monitored by measurement of the urinary metabolites, while severe overdosage may be confirmed by quantitation of cypermethrin in blood or plasma.







Mixed this poison to soak into the fireplace and the ground outside house

Deltamethrin products are among some of the most popular and widely used insecticides in the world and have become very popular with pest control operators and individuals in the United States in the past five years. This material is a member of one of the safest classes of pesticides: synthetic pyrethroids. While mammalian exposure to deltamethrin is classified as safe, this pesticide is highly toxic to aquatic life, particularly fish, and therefore must be used with extreme caution around water.



There are many uses for deltamethrin, ranging from agricultural uses to home pest control. Deltamethrin has been instrumental in preventing the spread of diseases carried by tick-infested prairie dogs, rodents and other burrowing animals. It is helpful in eliminating and preventing a wide variety of household pests, especially spiders, fleas, ticks, carpenter ants, carpenter bees, cockroaches and bedbugs. Deltamethrin is also one of the primary ingredients in ant chalk.

In humansWhile deltamethrin is easy to use and very effective, it should always be treated with caution. It should be applied according to the instructions that come with the insecticide. When care is not taken, deltamethrin poisoning can occur.

Since deltamethrin is a neurotoxin, it attacks the nervous system. Skin contact can lead to tingling or reddening of the skin local to the application. If taken in through the eyes or mouth, a common symptom is facial paraesthesia, which can feel like many different abnormal sensations, including burning, partial numbness, "pins and needles", skin crawling, etc. There are no reports indicating that chronic intoxication from pyrethroid insecticides causes motor neuron damage or motor neuron disease. [3] However, in 2011, a case report was published demonstrating pathologically proven motor neuron death in a Japanese woman after acute massive ingestion of pesticides containing pyrethroids and organochlorine. [4]

There are no antidotes, and treatment must be symptomatic, as approved by a physician. Over time, deltamethrin is metabolized, with a rapid loss of toxicity, and passed from the body. A poison control center should be contacted in the event of an accidental poisoning.



SmellsTrying Bay leaves but if failed then going to mix everything together

Bitter or harsh scents and flavors naturally repel ants. The products work both inside the house and outside, in your garden or lawn. Use a combination of liquids and powders to make a homemade nontoxic ant repellent.Liquid products, such as peppermint oil, lemon oil, orange oil and vinegar, are natural ant repellents. You can also keep ants away with dried products, including bay leaves, coffee grounds, cinnamon, chili pepper and tea bags.  Water and Soap·         Plain water combined with a few drops of liquid detergent, such as dish soap, can be used to help repel and kill off invading ants. Simply pour the mixture into a spray bottle and spray as needed whenever ants are visible, or around doors, windows and cracks to deter the ants from entering the home .Vinegar·         White vinegar can be sprayed around areas where ants are appearing. The vinegar does not need to be watered down, simply fill a spray bottle with the vinegar and spray where needed, as needed, to deter ants.Mint·         Products containing mint, such as mint tea, or dried mint leaves or cloves, also can help repel ants. Leave the mint in an area where ants are frequenting, such as a crack in the floor or a door, and the mint will help to deter the ants.Do Not Cross Lines·         There also are several spices and oils that can be used to create a "do not cross" line for ants. Ants will not cross over cayenne pepper, black pepper, coffee grounds or cinnamon. Simply sprinkle the substance in a straight line along doors, windows or around areas where ants frequently enter the home.Garlic·         Fresh garlic cloves, when cut up into slices, can be used to deter ants both indoors and outdoors. Simply slide the slices into cracks or crevices, such as beneath a door or in between wood planks on a deck, to deter ants from the area.Cucumber·         Bitter cucumbers can be peeled or sliced and used as a natural ant deterrent, according to Earth Easy. This is because "ants have a natural aversion to cucumber," so it works well for deterring them from entering the home or a specific area.Citrus Fruits, Oils·         The rinds of citrus fruits, such as lemons, limes or oranges, also can be used to create a homemade ant repellent. Simply soak the rinds in water for a few days, pour the mixture into a spray bottle and spray where necessary. Citrus oils also can be mixed with water and used in the same manner to deter ants.

Are Ants deaf? Well mine are ! hit them with Ultrasonics

Workers of a number of ant species produce vibrational signals, a phenomenon called "stridulation," with a specialized organ located on their gasters. Even though stridulation can be heard by humans as faint air-borne sound, it has repeatedly been shown that ants are insensitive to the air-borne components of such signals. Instead, they are highly responsive to their substrate-borne components. Contrary to this view, it has recently been claimed that fire ants can hear stridulatory signals produced by nest mates as near-field sound, and that there is no evidence of signal transmission through the substrate in ants. In the present letter, this view is challenged by calculating the amplitude of the near-field particle oscillation around a stridulating ant, and by comparing it with the sensitivity threshold of the ant sensory receptors. The amplitude is shown to be at least 50 times lower than the sensitivity threshold, a fact that precludes the perception of the signals with the stiff antennal sensilla (and Johnston organ) so far described for ants. Finally, published data and our own findings on vibrational communication in ants are summarized, clearly showing that they are highly responsive to the substrate-borne components of stridulatory signals, and insensitive to near-field sound. © 2001 Acoustical Society of America

SOUND WEAPONS This did not work so much for one getting rid of them I have used 6 and they still party as if I was given them pop music!Electronic** pest control devices?Electronic pest control devices (so called pest "repellers") come in several types. Some claim to repel pest insects, spiders, and rodents by ultrasonic, or very high pitched, sound. Others claim to produce an electromagnetic field that is repellent while newer devices add ionic air cleaning. Typically the small devices are plugged directly into electric wall outlets or through an adapter cord.

The claim is that these devices "drive pests out" of a room, or structure, by a combination of electromagnetic, sonic and/or ultrasonic energy. The idea is, presumably, that the high energy waves are repellent to the various pests -- everything from cockroaches to mice.

Unfortunately, no. None of these devices have been scientifically shown to do what they claim they do. I would love to recommend these as a safe alternative to indoor pesticides if they worked -- but, I can't.

The bottom line is that if manufacturers have scientific data that demonstrate that these devices work they should make it easily available but they don't. Instead, testimonials are the only evidence of efficacy they offer. Testimonial data, such as "I tried it and it worked great!", is not reliable because it is highly subject to the placebo effect which, in the simplest terms, is what happens when people see what they want to see.



To be credible the claims must be backed up with proper scientific data.



Kindle Edition is now out:



http://www.amazon.com/Fangs-Rule_-Gir...















Similar to the ET's High Impact Ultrasonic Sounds repelling within the rooms of homes and businesses, the ET Pest Control Electromagnetic repelling concentrates on the inner walls.



ET Pest Control Electromagnetic Repelling utilizes the wiring within your walls sending signals tuned towards irritating ants to the max! This type of repelling is the first line of defense when ants try and enter your home. As this technology is a secondary repellent there is nothing that you need to set as you simply plug-in the ET Pest Control and the wiring within your walls starts to repel.



ET Pest Control Electromagnetic Repelling Technology is 100% Safe as it will not affect humans, cats, dogs, birds, computers, radios, all appliance and any type of electronics that you can think of. This technology does not increase the electromagnetic field, but simply tunes the already existing electromagnetic field within your wiring, creating mass ant/pest confusion.

Little boys and girls wearing blankets to attract perverts

My book reviews

This is a fun little review I got sent to me by my publisher, the book reviewers that normally write up on my book give ages for the reader and .......well when people ask me the reading age i am at a loss to say ......



..... well as i just wrote it and not planned for any age group .....



...I usually say Young Adult .......  er............    why? .......  well i talk about high school life, embarrassment and what it is like being a girl in a world full of strange creatures called adults. 





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OK that normally attracts two types of people .......



1. Teen Age girls that like vampire books and discussions of thing to wear that is both hot and can get a vampire boy more interested in you than just your blood type.



2. Adults that like a different look into a vampire world that is not all about sex and carnage ....... someone should tell the film industry that just because you get turned into a vampire it does not mean you first desire is to show the world your boobs ........



Alright 3 types of people as I expect young teenage girls talking about underwear and what to do with a boyfriend will also attract paedophiles .............. not that I am stopping them reading it but hell they will be so disappointed if they think they will get any kind of sexual thrill as it rearly ain't that sort of book .............. then again I have heard they once stopped parents photographing their own children at a nativity play in case paedophiles got to see the photos!........



....... for those not knowing what a nativity play is let me explain christian schools get children to dress up as Arabs to celebrate the birth of Christ ..........



5 - 7 year old little boys and girls covered from head to toe in a blanket ............ apparently Arabs wore blankets 2000 years ago ................... 



Anyway it was another bit of political correctness gone mad as as you could hardly see a face ........... paedophiles may be sick perverts but you need to be delusional to get any thrill out of it.............. look it looks like they are all wearing Burqas ......... if you are a lucky pervert you may see part of a face and a pair of shoes !!!



Sorry got carried away what was i saying?



Yes my book is in fact aimed at all ages, the younger teen will get the funny everyday life of being a teen vampire .......where as the adult reading it will get all the funny bits the kids miss.......... from my blogs you will know i can be a little cynical ................ well my book is cynical with a capital SIN.............. as real human world issues are added into the text ..................



lots of stuff is ambiguous ............. meaning the teens will get some of the adult humour the adults miss .............. 



................ teens know a hell of a lot more that is going on than you give them credit for!



my book is very.....very different ............... and not for just kids .........  

Politics and Sex go hand in hand

 

Being a vampire and at times a very bored one I take a look around at what you humans are doing and make comments………. Well you do such ………..stupid stuff at times.

I am read all over the world and as a Vampire writer it is kinda nice to see so many people following me and so many hits from places which are just names on a map to me.

It would be a lot nicer if you also purchased my book !!!!

People say I go over the top in my blog at times but my book is safe ………….. I do not call for a new crusade against the Muslim world ………….

Well I don't need to President Bush beat me to saying that ……..heheheh

You could say Politics and Sex can go hand in hand ........... but normally other parts of the body are involved.........





Now that has got all the guys paying attention ....back to work: ...................... BUY MY BOOK !!!!!!!!! My book explains how life in a vampire world is similar to the human world ………………. Ok ….yes we the vampire race are not that nice……….. but then it is cultural so mind your own business and no mater new and novel ways we find to kill you ………….. well you have already done it before and in so many ways far superior to what we can do that sometime a vampire fears walking out at night in case he meets a human ……….. or should I say a blood crazed evil creature of the day on its way to kill it fellow kind for the sport of it …………….. Vampire may not be nice …but Humans are deadly to not only themselves but the whole planet.

Like I try my best to think of something new ……………… and yet still my blogs on cleavage panties and types of bra are far more popular than when I try and start a religious war ……… 

All I know is that Muslims are very insecure as all my hate mail is linked to my blogs on Islam …. but I still think my cartoons on Mohammad were very tasteful ………….   

Humans say I break taboos with what I say at time ….er………………. listen to this:….

"Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, malay and red, and he placed them on separate continents. And but for the interference with his arrangement there would be no cause for such marriages. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix."

No me this time but a Judge in the USA in 1958 when he was looking at the problem of Bestiality ……………. Sex between human and animal ……….. this time the animal was a black woman.

Heck it is ok for guys to do it to sheep but not black women? …………. Ok, ok so if it was a black sheep that would also be illegal er?

Zoophilia (Beastiality)Zoophilia, or Beastility, is the practice of sexuality that crosses species. To those already knowledgeable in the areas of Zoophilia and Beastiality, they may recognize a difference. From my exploration of different literature concerning the topics, it seems that Zoophilia is the fair sexual relation between man and animal, whereas Beastiality is forced sexual relation between man and animal. However, those unfamiliar with the difference may recognize "Beastiality" to mean sex with an animal, forced or unforced. When I use the terms Zoophilia or Beastiality in the following section, I am using them to express a sexual act between a human and a non-human in a non-forced, non-coerced way. If I wish to express that there is force or rape involved, I will denote that at that time. The Supreme Court decision of Loving v. Virginia in 1967 was a very phenomenal Civil Rights case. It decided the constitutionality of laws that prohibiting different races from marrying each other. The court decided...   Mr. Chief Justice Warren delivered the opinion of the Court. This case presents a constitutional question never addressed by this Court: whether a statutory scheme adopted by the State of Virginia to prevent marriages between persons solely on the basis of racial classifications violates the Equal Protection and Due Process Clauses of the Fourteenth Amendment. For reasons which seem to us to reflect the central meaning of those constitutional commands, we conclude that these statutes cannot stand consistently with the Fourteenth Amendment. In June 1958, two residents of Virginia, Mildred Jeter, a Negro woman, and Richard Loving, a white man, were married in the District of Columbia pursuant to its laws. Shortly after their marriage, the Lovings returned to Virginia and established their marital abode in Caroline County. At the October Term, 1958, the Circuit Court of Caroline County, a grand jury issued an indictment charging the Lovings with violating Virginia's ban on interracial marriages. On January 6, 1959, the Lovings pleaded guilty to the charge and were sentenced to one year in jail; however, the trial judge suspended the sentence for a period of 25 years on the condition that the Lovings leave the State and not return to Virginia together for 25 years. He stated in an opinion that:   "Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, malay and red, and he placed them on separate continents. And but for the interference with his arrangement there would be no cause for such marriages. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix." [...]

Go Forth and Multiple .....or.... (Now **** off)

We the Vampire race have been around for a long time, if you think you humans had evaluation difficult you try having a T-Rex as your food of choice!



Now you would have thought we would be more religious than we are seeing some god or other has provided us with wholesome prepacked takeouts    …  er…..  humans  ….  all free and in such quantity! 



Do you remember my quote from the last blog?



And gods said unto Man:



"Go Forth and Multiple"

He then turned to Vampire and Said:



"Lunch is served, help yourself!"

But then when you have watched the gods at work over the millenniums you begin to worry about worshiping something that has put the cockroach at the top of the food chain!



You would have thought if a god had a chosen people he would have given them somewhere a little better than Canaan ………..it sounds more like a punishment ………… look have you been there? ………. Sand, Rocks, Goats and Ground to Air Missiles……………



"And as my Chosen People I will give you the land of Canaan"





"No you can't have Florida !!!"





"er….ok so it is full of people at the moment, but you just tell them I said you can have it and I am sure they will understand………."





"No I don't have the deeds to it …………. Look I created everything, it was a lot of work,  like when do I have time to que up in a land registry?









Canaan (Northwest Semitic knan (Phoenician , Biblical Hebrew: כנען knan; Masoretic כְּנָעַן Kənáan) is a historical and biblical name roughly corresponding to the region encompassing modern-day Israel, Palestinian territories, Lebanon, and the western parts of Jordan. Canaan was of geopolitical importance in the Late Bronze Age Amarna period because it was the area where the spheres of interest of the Egyptian and Hittite Empires converge.



Those Canaan Days

Dressing up as a French Maid and tieing a guy naked to a bed

Hummmmmmmmmm todays blog? Or should I say todays moan.Now I like Guys ……… ok so mostly with tomato sauce but ……….. it's a start …………. Look I'm a vampire and well if someone tastes good then it is gods will that they should die …………..er of course that is correct ……….. god says unto man go forth and multiple ……

… god says unto Vampire.. Lunch is served !!!!!

Not that we the vampire race are that much into gods and such like.

Just think of ancestor worship ……….. like so many of my ancestors are still walking around ! ………….

………. Not so much needing to pray to them with incense for guidance and advice but more like sending them an Email !!

And your new human religions are ………. Well how can we listen to the holy advice written down from a prophet that one of your older relatives chatted to…………  and brings up the same funny story of his meeting with him in the desert every family gathering!



…boring….. saying the only wise thing he could remember him for was the way he passed wind loudly and blamed it on the camel.

It is stupidity in the male gender that gets me ……… they should know their place…………er……………tied to a bed waiting to satisfy me.

Human males are stupid but then again so are some male vampires …………… perhaps it's the lack of blood to the brain every time they get excited………….  

One often hears stories around the nest of what some stupid male is doing or has done……..

Just because a male is 5 time stronger than a female they get it in their stupid heads that they are in control !

They have all the human females they can eat ……. And yet they just want to play with their food. ……… "You did what to her?! Well I'm not touching her now you pervert!"

Dumb males………… next they step up to a female vampire and drop their pants as if to impress us

………….. Impress a female vampire by dropping ones pants?! Like our hunger and sharp teeth would make a shawl of Piranha fish envious and they drop their pants in front our face, as if we were some sex staved human female …..huh………..

I once heard of a male that was so stupid he told his wife that she no was no longer exciting him in bed and that if she did not do something he would go else where………

………. Of course she took it to heart and tried her best to please him …………..

She dressed up as a French maid and lovingly removed his clothes before tieing him to the bed ……………… she then slowly removed her clothes until all she was wearing was a smile……… the effect on him was obvious …………. And he could not believe his luck when she then started covering his private parts with honey…..

….yes that night their relationship changed ………..

…….. Ho yes I forgot to say …….. she then left the room and returned with a bees nest which she placed it on his chest …………. Before leaving again saying as she left that she was going out with her girlfriends and would see him in the morning …………..

As far as I remember he never complained about his sex life being boring ever again………. And in fact some of the extra swellings from the stings made his wife very happy.

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What else can I moan about?..........how yes remember when I said an author should never complain about someone that reviews their book in a negative way………as every one see something different in a book……..……well I have changed my mind  …………

 Looking on Gooreads I see someone had only given me one star on reading my book "The Night Eternal"  

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.... like how? I have not even finished writing it yet !!!! and it is not coming out until next year ......

I have heard about people prejudging about ………… but heck let me write it first !!!!!

His profile does not take corrisondence so if any one knows him tell him to read a book before scoring it !On goodreads he is known as "ebook Fan"  

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Getting paid to go on a Date Wearing a Short Skirt and No Panties

Getting paid to go on a Date Wearing a Short Skirt and No Panties

Moan ! yes I am moaning again, waiting for you all to buy my book FANGS RULE means I am having to take on two jobs just to eat………and I am now thinking about the idea that some girl had in Singapore………….. She advertised on the internet that she was available for dates and meal with strangers and she promised to wear a short skirt and no panties……….. well Singapore is a hot country……………….and ………… look some guy will pay you to go for a meal with him without wearing panties, and that will get him all excited?....(god that is Sad)........And just that, nothing else……….. like you are not also on the menu? ……………. That does sound a win/win situation ………a free meal and a less laundry to do.

I will first need to buy a good uplifting bra…………. SHUT UP !!!!!! ……… I'm Chinese Asian …big boobed we are not…………… OK so I don't fall over every time I try to stand up like some western women but they are fine…and REAL !!!

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Now the lower part I have no worries about as I have a cute butt …..well I do ……how do I know?…well……….I HAVE BEEN TOLD !.................... ok so mostly by old men, but they are male …er……..just ……………. So it still counts ………..

And women like to rub my butt ………….. er….now that sounds odd……… well its true……….all this stress of being poor and you readers not buying my book ……….My book is like my blog ..I poke fun at everything ….and where I blatantly point out how stupid you humans are on my blog in my book I have ……….. well …actually I say the same things but make it subtle do if you are a stupid human male you will not even notice that I am making fun of you

………..hehehehehehehehe…. but your daughter    …  girlfriend or wife will……………… heheheheheheeh  …………….

If it was not for Eve in the Garden of Eden you would still all be sitting up in trees scratching your balls

Butt Rubbing? ……………… well I went for a sports massage and …..well there one is laying face down on a table wearing just a smile and a towel covering ones butt.

Look if she is going to put her hands under the towel to massage baby oil into ones cute posterior …like what's the point of it being covered with a towel.

And when I visited Thailand I booked this woman that did not speak English to came to my hotel room and give me a special Thai all over body massage ………. Of course again just wearing a towel ……….what is it with being female meaning we are happy to get naked around other females ………… and ………….ick ………it was all over ……… like that was the day I discovered that I was not going to take up Lesbianism …………….. with her the Butt was only a start ……….she massaged my inside thighs! ……like why? …….in my book that is listed under foreplay………  I have never had my inner thighs massaged before and I had hoped the first time it would have been by a cute guy………………

At this point all the male readers are sniggering …………….. hahaha …………. No all it did was to prove two things………

1:  I am ticklish there, yes very ticklish so I have crossed it off my future foreplay demands  and 

2:  Having some Thai woman going anywhere near ones private parts is certainly not relaxing.

What happened next? Well I gave her a very large tip and quickly showed her out…….

 So yes I have a nice Butt …………..

But this is still not selling my books ……………. Look it up and read the reviews …here I will give you a review link…………………. Its good!!!!!!!

SO BUY IT !!!!!!!

It's in paper at the moment but soon it will also be on kindle and ebook …………. I think the paper book is better value but if you must try and be cheap then get the Electronic one…… but buy something !!!!!!

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REVIEWS CLICK HEREhttp://www.fangsrule.com/review.htm

I do need to sell some book so please buy one ………………. See I am honest with what I and doing ………..and if you don't I will rip off one of your arms and hit you with the soggy end ……………… But not very patient ………………

See how nice a vampire I am ………….. I have a cat to feed and a mortgage on my cave ………so buy a book or don't ever go out at night again !!!!!!!!!!

HERE IS A LINK:http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm



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This is what other authors do to get people to buy their books ……..no I did not make these up they are real and appeared on a bookclub website asking people to pass them on, so I have......she sounds very unlucky …………… hum……….. and gets more per book than I do !

Ok, Ok I will trust her over the cancer but 50,000 stolen copies $241,500.00. …………. I have read the book and ………….. well I learnt a lot on gynecology from the first chapter rape,  and one really needs to use a mirror to check some of the finer details out !

The bad language used was a little ……….. well some words I had to look up ………..but that is the fault of my upbringing ……and not the authors………..

As I said I hope it is all true and if you are going to help her then please also think of my poor staving cat ……………….

And how hungry I could be when I meet you on one dark lonely night …………………..

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"I found out today that I have cervical cancer. My insurance wil pay for all but 2600.00. I have to pay the rest of it in advance before they'll start the treatment. I have severe rhumitoid arthritis and live on disability. The only way I have to make the money i need for treatment is to sell the book i authored, the Undead Heart, for sell on amazon in hard cover and Kindle and barnes and noble for nook. My royalties are only 4.83 per bokk sold so I would need to sell 534 book to get the money I need and I don;t have long to do it. The Kindle and nook prices are 6.99 and the amazon hard copy is 18.86. I have a 15 year old son and I don't want to die. You can find the book detal and how to read a kindle book at http://www.thebloodthirstseries.weebly.c.../



The Undead Heart is weitten by Tate Jackson

I wrote The Undead Heart (the first book in The Blood Thirst Series) and a few days ago I found out I was ROBBED! I worked for months writing the book and have gotten some really great reviews but noticed that more people were reading it than copies sold. A friend called and told me to look up The Undead Heart torrent and that I wouldn't believe what I found. She was right, I was shocked! Someone had taken my book and uploaded it on a torrent site to be given away for free! It spread from there to many other torrent sites as well. After some investigation we found that The Undead Heart has been illegally downloaded over 50,000 times. I'm not a rich or famous author. All the money that went into publishing The Undead Heart came out of my pocket and now I have nothing but lose to show for it. It's unfair and unstoppable! As far as profits are concerned it breaks down like this: The Undead Heart e-book is for sale on Kindle and Nook for $6.99 per copy. My royalty is $4.83 per copy sold. If the 50,000 illegal downloads had been legally purchased it would have netted me a profit of $241,500.00. Instead, I got nothing. I can't begin to describe how hurt, angry and disappointed I felt when I discovered this theft. To have someone take a piece of you and just give it away to everyone is incomprehensible! Blood Thirst (the second book in the series)is completed and nearly ready to be released. Because of the theft I actually consider not publishing the last 2 books in the series. My friends said they understand my anger but to not publish the next book would be unfair to the people who did legal purchase The Undead Heart and who were so kind with their comments and reviews. I don't know what to do! I'm sure I will publish Blood Thirst but would love to hear the thoughts and advise from the group! What would you do? Please feel free to repost this wherever you like! Advice and comments can also be sent to bloodthirstseries@yahoo.com



Love Always,

Tate Jackson