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Gods of Food, Sex and Death

Hi Humans ……here I am again …………blogging at a group of apes and hoping that you have not all gone back to the trees yet after discovering the mistake in leaving them in the first place……………………



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Well I am sorry you can't all be a superior being like a vampire…………. Now if you are looking for something to worship then My publisher has asked me if I would like to have a sexy plastic collectors figure made of me ……… sounds cool er…………. It may not come to anything as the production costs may be too high ………… but just think you could have a little me on your shelf to worship …………. Er….why? ..well why not you humans worship most everything else so why not me……and with me I may even answer you when you pray ………… unless I am watching TV or eating or something just as important ………….

You don't want to worship me ! …huh …………. Be like that……   huh…. not that I am into worshiping gods myself ……….well it is not logical ….yes ok it should be belief and not logic but my belief is in logical things and well ……………





I get sent fantasy books to review and they are a heck more likely than some of the strange beliefs you readers have ………..

Just take a look at the odd lot of new gods people are worshiping now and I say new as one of the biggest is only 1500 years old …………..   

Come on think about it any religion less than 3,000 years old is nothing more than an overgrown cult …………….. and as to logic well……………. You humans have been spreading across this planet of near on 50,000 years and you want me to believe that after 48,500 (approx) years a new god pops up and says …….sorry I am late but you have to worship me ………………. Like why?

Think about it, if we have been doing quite well for 48,500 (approx) years why do we now need and so called god to say what we can or can't do …er….well? ……and it is not even that anyone listens to what the new comer says ……………. For 50,000 years you as a species have spent all your time eating, having sex and killing ……………….turn on the TV and what is happening well all across the planet people are eating, having sex and killing and tell me what is the difference apart from since the time of the new male single deity gods more people are getting killed.

See I said you should just worship me as my commandments would be simple

Thou Shalt:

 EAT have lots of SEX and KILL ………………..  see no change of your life style at all ………





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The Darkness and the Night by Lisa Lane review Amy Mah Vampire

The Darkness and the Night by Lisa Lane





Just had a nice book review take a look:

http://intoxicatedbybooks.blogspot.com/2011/09/fangs-rule-by-amy-mah.html



And talking of book reviews I have just finished "The Darkness of the Night" trilogy by Lisa Lane

And wow are they good ……………..  They are called erotic novels and I certainty added a few extra facts to my education ……..(blush)  …………. But then I am a lot more innocent than how I come over on my blogs ………… shut up I am!

And no I am not going to tell you the bits took me by surprise you will have to read them yourselves!

Well these are the very fist erotic novels I have ever read, and page 1 chapter 1 book 1 ….well if you can get past this page without having to fan down your reddening face you will love all of it ……

………. I am no expert but I would say this is sexy chick lit and is fine for late teens er late, late teens ok ok early 20s onward, and the reason people may guess that it is female sexy erotic is by the title of the second book: Cosmic Orgasm ……….. male porn would have an entirely different type of title more about boobs.

How can I explain myself? …. It is erotic chick lit in that it is not porn …… and it has lots of emotions in the plots …………. Heck this is hard to explain ……….it is the difference between male and female sexual fantasy ok ………….. you try and explain that and you have your own answer……… all I can say is that it pushed my buttons on being a good read.

So on with the story while I cool down ……………. It is good ………… very good the plot evolves nicely between the 3 books starting with the main character becoming a vampire in book 1 through to a climax of the plot at the end of book 3. 

The Darkness and the Night by Lisa Lane



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1First sexy Billy turns her into a vampire, and when Karen becomes his lover, she finds that once they have exchanged blood, they share a bond more powerful than anything Karen has ever experienced. That's the good news. But Billy's left her to make it on her own, and she's on the run from her crazy father, who imagines himself a vampire hunter, as well as demon hunters and a commune of orgy-loving Amish-like vampires, who drink blood in their coffee. In this breathless debut novel, Lisa Lane takes you on a thrilling ride through vampire enclaves, moral dilemmas, and forbidden sexual encounters.

2On the run from her once sexy, now sadistic vampire lover, recently turner blood-sucker Karen is also being chased by the orgy-loving vampire bounty-hunters. A brief respite with a psychic leads her to a cosmic orgasm, and the arms of a new human lover who will make her remember the passion she thought was undead too.

3Karen learns quickly that being both a mother and a vampire is no easy task, especially since her children, fraternal twins Anna and Andy, are not typical kids. Anna, although seemingly human, has the unique ability to not only travel the Astral, but also manipulate objects and people between planes. Andy also appears to be a normal human boy, but appearances prove disastrously deceiving.



With the help of her blood donor and lover, Jason, Karen does her best to offer the twins a "normal" suburban life. Despite them, Anna and Andy come into their own, exploring their family's past . . . and the very different beings they are both slowly becoming. In the process, the author takes us on a wild ride that breaks beyond the boundaries of time and reality, sexual exploration, love and sacrifice . . . and back to the vampire commune.

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Half the world ignores me due to having boobs and the other half because I am a vampire ………………. But here I sit looking about at the mess you humans are making ……………….

As I keep telling you humans if you stop playing about with cults and new crazy religious fads you may have some time to sort out all the real problems in the world …….and perhaps even gain a bit of knowledge ………..

On the knowledge side did you know that human blood comes in all shades of red ……..no? er why don't you? ….I know it ……….well it does and it has nothing to do with a person's health ….well …ok if it is a little cloudy then worry about your cloistral levels ……………. Ignore me on this and don't blame me if you have a heart attack …………….. Human blood comes in all different colours of red and the question is why?  In the past your blood group would kinda match your race but now days with mans sexual habits I would not be surprised if it also matched some sheep and camels.



1.      Does it relate to your race?

2.    Does it relate to your blood type?

3.    Your diet

4.    Do you always have the same colour blood or does it change?

Why am I the only one asking such things ……..well apart from other vampires that is.

Look with all the human scarifies in the past you would have thought someone would have mentioned it……………… well you need to have the correct shade of red dripping over the naked virgins body …………………. Ho sorry forgot you are guys so all eyes will be on the boobs and as to checking of colour it will be if her thatch matched the head hair ……………….. the blood pouring over her would not even be noticed  ……….. guys ….huh

And as to politics what is all the fuss about the world can be sorted out if you put a woman in charge ….er…………..like me………… well I could sort you out.

Give up moaning about China and human rights etc as there is nothing the West can do, China owns all of the US debt trillions of dollars of bonds.

It is soooo easy to sort the world problems out …….first make the Jews happy by giving them an extra country somewhere if they give up on Palestine.

Personally I would say give them …. That is the Israelites bits of lands that cause problems ………

…Kashmir     ……

……….. Perfect as India and Pakistan have been fighting over it for years give it to Israel then no one can complain as it will not be Muslim or Hindu controlled ……………. And think of the benefits ………..Israel is good at building walls they could build a wall around it ……………… and even Pakistan would benefit as all the terrorists would move to the borders of Kashmir and everyone can blame the Christians.

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The next step would be offer Afghanistan to China along with all mineral rights ………… wow would you see the population in Afghanistan change colour over night ……………..

Look this is normal the world is always giving away other people land ………how else do you think the Jews got Israel in the first place.

So normal after all major wars the land changes ownership of sometimes just sold to someone…………….. Did anyone ever ask the natives in Alaska if they objected being sold to the USA? …..well did they?  So as I said the world needs a female touch and so why not me ……….ho well at least I offered so next time something goes wrong don't come crying to me.

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-------- A fun loving little vampire girl ----------

  You would have thought being a fun loving little vampire girl life would be easy but hell no, and it is mostly due to the fact I have to deal with a strange animal called humans …………………. Look I do know that I am a heck of a lot smarter than you but for once can you at least try to keep up ………………  Anime Girls Just Want To Have FunDid I tell you I was thrown out of a hell worshiping group on Facebook for being naughty, blood drinking and black magic is fine …… I even have a printout from the group on the best ways to drink blood but then I was naughty and started asking questions and was expelled well, it is like so odd where as an Islamic group that I am a member of (dont ask) have not thrown me out ..................... er...well they do remove all my posts but I think that is because I am female ....sob ......I can't help it must be a birth defect ……………. First I should say that if I say anything in my blogs that upsets anyone's personal beliefs, religious beliefs, cultural beliefs, or political beliefs ….then it is entirely your own fault for having them ! Like did I ask you to follow some crazy deity or political group, no I did not so don't blame me if half the world laughs at what you get up to ……………..The thing is that if half the world laughs at you, it could and I say just could be that what you are doing is very funny ……………… are you listening Scientologists? Anime Kids in AmericaAnd please don't start me on how many is the religiously correct number of times you have to wipe your bottom …….no one in the Christian west even believes this to be true but millions of followers are told the correct number of times to wipe ones bottom, (er 3 minimum) look I could not make this stuff up ! Cleaning Oneself After Defecating تعلم كيف تستنجيhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVyvt3JB27M&NR=1OK so it is good advice, I am not saying anything against the idea of having a nice clean bottom, …. But ….what I don't get is why it is in a religion ……….like having to remember which foot to use on entering a toilet is like so micro managing   ………….. Why are the modern gods so against females? The old gods were not, well not openly and not until after they had impregnated you with a shower of divine rain …………… huh ….well we all know what the divine rain represents ……… some male god up on high playing with himself ……… ick !!!..So there you are as a virginal shepherdess out looking after your flock one day then it rains your cheery pops and you are 9 months pregnant with a semi divine bastard.Not funny …..if you want something funny go for one of the more modern religions that states that it is Gods will that females can not pee standing up ………… er we can't? ……………. Heheheheeh I do think someone should tell the god that we can ………….. er…………well we can but we don't, but that is more do to fashion and not wanting to get our shoes wet than any godly commands ………….Come on think about it …if clothes were never invented and we still all walked about naked you would soon discover everyone peed standing ………… well it saves the risk of squatting on a stinging nettle.Yes your so called modern gods are odd to the extent of being perverted …………………. A chinese god would be thrown out of heaven for watching how girls peed ………….. sounds more like a cross between a pervert and a pedophile type of god and this is why I do not follow the new religions ………..heck if some god wanted to watch me pee for religious reasons then that would be the god I would kick in his divine nuts………..As I said humans are so stupid to pick stupid gods to follow ………………. Chinese gods are a lot better as no one in the west knows anything about them ……….this is mostly because Chinese just say buddhist if asked a religions which is crap as they/we are not.Ho can I explain?  Ho yes it's the way you say you are a christian on your passport due to the fact you like to eat Turkey on the 25th December, Chinese have a kinda a mix of several types of worship and well its complicated and I will save it for another blog but you should all start thinking of changing your religion to it as China will soon be the only world power about, mark my words it will soon start flexing its power and you white barbarians will know it.The good thing is that the major reason you do not know about the Chinese pathalone of gods is that unlike Christians, Muslims etc Chinese do not kill in the name of the Jade Emperor (top god) no they will kill you for lots of other reasons………….. everyone is the same under the skin ……..er….. human.And why should I care if China takes over the world I can use a pair of chopsticks and my skin colour may at long last be a benefit to me……… and at least will stop people asking if I work in a Chinese restaurant ………           Skylar Grey - Invisible

Getting Naked in the Snow

Getting Naked in the SnowNaked Back Scrubbing and drawing in the wild



Its not right I am in the wrong culture, and wrong country if I was Japanese and in Japan it would be normal to go to a hot spa with a girlfriend and ask her to scrub my back.

if I was to ask such a thing here ……….. well …..like where can you find a hot spa let alone a back scrubbing girlfriend ….and saying this sort of thing in the west everyone thinks you are Lesbo where as I just like having my back scrubbed…………… Look it has to be a girl as it is the back I want rubbed and with a guy he will just want to rub the front and I can reach that part of my body myself !



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I'm a vampire and no we don't all own castles and are mega rich some of us are poor and have to hunt our own lunch, and I want to look good when I go out for a bite so I want leather, after long black cloaks which are useless for someone my height as I always trip over them, but  leather, black leather is so nice to wear and with the right cleaning products blood stains are so easily cleaned away.

I am saving up for some expensive tight soft snug fitting leather pants and if you rich readers would spend some money and buy my book I will be able to afford them !......... …hay I may even post a photo of me wearing them ……………..

Nice snug fitting like a second skin, forget the crap about leather panties they are like so not sexy and smell when you get hot, look think about it you have to wear cotton undies under leather undies …….er………didn't you guys know that? ………… ye gods you rearly should have listened to the biology teacher at school……… where as if you wear very thin cotton panties under tight leather pants they won't show and you will not only look good but feel good as well.

It has to be a good real leather as the man-made fibre fake stuff makes you sweat and get sticky but not in a nice way ……………… I mean it ……..a photo of me in them if you buy lots of books so that I get some money …………….







After that I want a soft leather jacket also in black so I can wear a black tee under it without a bra heheheheheeh and still be warm …………. Ho if only you would start buying more of my books ……..they are very good just look at my writeups …….

www.fangsrule.com/review.htm

I am working on the next book and if you are lucky I will then be able to afford the jacket and maybe show you what I look like it that…………….. its up to you if you would like to see me or not…………………

Look what is wrong with you ? are you all gay or something? I have nice legs !!!!!!!!!!!!

At the moment I am selling my body or rather selling my blog space as no one has sent me any vampire books to review recently and my publisher says why not tell people of his other books and as he is the one with the money to publish my next book I can only agree with him …………..

Edward Wilson is the guy that died with Captain Scott in Antarctica 100 years, but apart from famous explorer he was an incredible artist and his great nephews have put together two books on all his paintings and drawings so first take a look at the book trailers then take a look at the links to read more about him. 





Nature Notebookshttp://www.antarcticbookshop.com/nnb.htm

My best-e friend on FB sometime posts pics of naked girls in the snow thinking that they look good, cool and sexy and how nice it would be in the snow……er…………….she lives in a hot country and so pics of snow is all cute and nice …..and this is not at all what I see in them …………. Snow is cold and damp and gives you a chill and as to sitting butt naked in snow the only body sensation you will get is frostbite and an urgent need to pee……………and hoping you don't get icicles …………. .. well it is cold !!!







This could be the reason that more men explore Antarctica then women, they can use a bottle where as for a girl…………………….. ok ask anyone that has gone skiing why a girl has to start queuing for the toilet long before she wants to go, this is due to the time it takes to remove coats and jumpers in fact almost everything to free the straps on the salopettes and you still have not reached the thermal undies …………….. guys so have it too easy ……………… and as to sex in the snow ………………………… hahahahahaha ……..a male fantasy …………yea right like that is so going to work ………….in your dreams guys like if it take 45 min to just take a piss in a restaurant washroom …………..nothing and I mean nothing is ever going to happen on a ski slope that can not be done fully dressed! 

For real antarctic explorers take a look at this:









Antarctic Notebookshttp://www.antarcticbookshop.com/ewan.htm

Sex Cults and Blood Drinking on Facebook

Facebook is so odd i get thrown out of online blood drinking cults by one lot then added into other groups by the ex members of the first group ....on line blood drinking? ...no don't ask still trying to work that one out myself........Just how come I get to be invited to these groups that are classified as secret or hidden?  And I will point out here and now ……. no way am i going to flash my boobs over any webcam no matter what the high priest of the FB group coven says so don't ask again ! ………….. perverts ! ..ask again and I will report you!Some of the groups I find are super cool and Friendly and the guys in the heavy metal groups are so polite and nice, it makes it a pleasure to visit them and they so love my more sexy types of blogs ........well they are guys so they are quite normal .......... lots have titles on vampires and such like and these are nice and always welcoming to a little vampire ....Guy FB Groups are nice and easy to be a member of, where as all female ones are .....well    ... you can smell the hormones a mile off and i get threatened by members of the occult ones  for commenting on what I see..........I am even a member of a Egyptian town group ......like why invite me in I don't speak Egyptian and the wall conversations all in Arabic. .......... well i still post on thier wall in the hope that someone will want to buy a book once they learn English.I even have memebership in "Fur in Fashion" FB group with over 2000 memeber where I can watch all the postings of animal rights activists, they gently put thier points across by saying such things as YOU ARE ALL FUR WEARING WHORES ! as if that is going to put people off and some comments like "Whore in a hotel" is a little abstract as a stand alone sentance.   FUR -- A KEY TREND FOR FALL/WINTER 2011/2012  Some Facebook groups are run by kings and queens with lots of rules, countesses and duchesses running things under them and the title is part of their facebook name, which only confuse me .In Facebook you will be able to find anything you want including Cults and Covens and site on real fur in fashion, the strange things being the sites worshiping the dark side FB people are happy with but you should see the comments made by animal lovers on the real fur site ……….. people are happy having cults but not wearing fur?The word cult pejoratively refers to a group whose beliefs or practices are considered abnormal or bizarre. [1] The word originally denoted a system of ritual practices. The narrower, derogatory sense of the word is a product of the 20th century, especially since the 1980s, and is considered subjective. It is also a result of the anti-cult movement which uses the word in reference to groups seen as authoritarian, exploitative and that are believed to use dangerous rituals or mind control. The word implies a group which is a minority in a given society. The word was first used in the early 17th century denoting homage paid to a divinity and derived from French culte or Latin cultus 'worship,' from cult- 'inhabited, cultivated, worshiped,' from the verb colere 'care, cultivation'.And as to the idea of being thrown out of a group when everyone has multiple accounts in different names and can walk back in again or more likely already be a member of the same group several times …………Membership of some groups have little sections this this:1. Must be at Least 21 years of age

2. No DRAMA whatsoever ~ If Drama occurs & You are Involved , You WILL be Removed !

3. You Must be willing to interact with the Coven as much as possible . *example* shareing pictures , posting music videos on the music page , try your hands in The Horror Quiz , mingle with Coven .

We DO NOT expect you to be here 24\7 but we do EXPECT you to be seen !

4. RESPECT ALL ADMIN & LEADERS at all times !!! NO Exceptions !!!!This is from one of the groups I was thrown out of.And when I filled in a online survey form I got all kinds of swearwords coming my way.

Survey "Required to fill out" 



1. What is your Real Name ?

A: . 艾米...that's my real name are you sure this is the sort of thing you need to know most people are happy for an English translation 





2. What is your REAL Age ?

A: . As most here only know the Gregorian calendar i will have to try and work things out the Chinese year is 4708 but you are on 2011 ...human age ..well I was about 16 when had to leave the human world and stuck at that ages for years and years well time in the Nest is hard to relate as it is all Luna orientated. but you can read that in my books, human ages are hard to give when you are not human, see question 3. 





3. What Species are you ? *example* vampire , witch

A: Vampire of course and it is Vampire not Vampyre as I do not burst into flames  …er….look the word Pyre up if you don't understand, are you sure you are a human cult? As one guys tells me he is a wolverine and a female says she is a mermaid ……………… but what the heck I'm a vampire and not spiciest …………….  





4. What is your Outlook on the Dark Side ?

A: . Starwars? had a boyfriend that was a trekkie but star wars is more on the toys for boys line. Light and Dark? Most things are a little grey to me.



5. How do you Feel about Drama ? A: drama ..life is a drama ……ok ok I like Shakespeare does that count?A: I have an online music collection on my vampire site and er……well sometimes



8. Do you get Disturbed by Blood , Guts & Gore ?

A: This is after asking what Specie I am in question 3.

9. Are you Open Minded ?

A: . open minded ..........you mean like guys having sex with sheep? ....god some guys will do anything to get on you tube,  ………… finding this out put me off eating lamb for months



10. What is your OutLook on Respect for your Elders\Leaders & fellow Beings ?



A: humans are walking snacks see question 3 a bit stupid at times but then they can't help it so I try hard and not point it out too often



After This I was thrown out of the Coven ……………….well I was being honest, like what was wrong with my answers? As I have always said I am not cult material Humans are not that bright at times………… well they are not !!!  And people don't just change their name for facebook but also their gender …I just had a friend request from a girl well the account said female and interested in other females ……….. and the first thing this person says to me is that she is a he just pretending to be a girl and wants to be my friend………………..  This I am still trying to work out ………….. why pretend to be a girl to be my friend and then say you are a guy ……………. Saying you are a girl that likes girls on your profile hints that you are a little lesbo and really if you find a girl of your dreams in this way you will soon discover the relationship will end as soon as she meets you ……       ……  er…                   hint ……       .it is what is hanging between your legs that will ruin any Lisbeian relationships you plan on having ………..er…..think about it………. And seeing I am not a lesbian you would have better luck having a profile saying male and liking females ……..…better still saying you are mega rich and about to die leaving it all to me will really get my juices flowing………… ok so 10/10 for honesty in saying you are a guy but a 0/10 for technique in trying to get a date with me.  I am very easy on the strange humans about and I would not even care if a guy was a transvestite unless he started wanting to wear my clothes or even worse buy the same dress in his size so that we can go out in matching clothes …….er………… no ….when I buy a dress I want people to be looking at me ………. Ok…….and  not a guy wearing the same thing but in 6 sizes larger. Besides I like to wear very short dresses ………..well I have nice legs ……… and I like the way guys step into the road and getting run over while staring at my legs   ……………….  Well I am a vampire and not above road kill if it is fresh…………And er… well ..going back to the idea of a guy wearing a very short dress …………. Er….. It does not work, he would need to wear very tight panties to control the bits that the dress was not designed to hide.Ranma ½ AMV - Ranma's *beep*    





6. Do you disagree in anyway with Dark Poetry & or Pictures ?

A: no ...should i? ………… er…….. what is dark poetry and picture 

7. What Type of Music do you Like & do you Like to Post Music Videos

Real Fur Undies and Book Reviews

Real Fur Undies and Book Reviews

Real Fur underwear and yes it is available and no I have not got any, not due to anything about being politically correct over the killing of animals for fur seeing I kill humans for blood, but more on the fact that I fear they would tickle like hell

Even leather underwear may sound good until you remove it and show the world the rub marks and as to smell ………….. Look you do know that wearing leather panties can create an interesting body aroma ……vampire have a good sense of smell…. Look just believe me, after a fight or a run across the roof tops wearing leather panties you will be as sore as hell and pong…. And as to guys wearing leather shorts …HMG guys smell as it is, well I like a guy hung like a horse and not smelling like one!   

So forget about Hollywood vampire in tight leather panties this vampire sticks to either cotton or silk for her panties…… ok ok so they are all black but that is normal for a vampire girl ok, well when I say all are black I am of course not counting birthday presents from my Aunt, it is not that I even wear the pink ones with little black bats on them she always buys me …well not every day and well they do have bats on them so they are vampire undies, and it would upset her if I did not wear them now wouldn't it, and I do have leather pants and jacket so it is fine as now one knows apart from me, and of course my Aunt….er ….. and well now you.

Well I nearly forgot I am half way into a new book, the first of the darkness of the night trilogy by Lisa Lane



The Darkness and the Night trilogy vid ……..



And it is sooooooo good…….. wow …….. and sexy and a fantastic plot and sexy……  Lisa Lane is a wonderful story teller and so if you have not read these books you are missing out on a feast of a vampire experience …and a brand new idea of a story line it is to……...and …….did I say they are sexy ….wow .er……… Ok Guys reading this, sexy does not mean porn it means sexy …….. ho go ask your Mom if you don't understand.  Guys HUH !



The Erotic Works of Author Lisa Lane



The Darkness and the Night trilogy follows Karen, a young college graduate just starting her adult life, as dynamics from her family's past draw her in and forever alter her path.  In a revenge plot over a vampire her father killed twenty years ago (which subsequently had him committed to a mental institute), the vampire's family arranges to have Karen turned—then left to kill or be killed by her "rehabilitated" father.

The plan goes awry when the blood bond between Karen and Billy, the vampire chosen to turn her, proves too strong for either of them to resist.  Karen finds herself thrust into a dark odyssey, struggling to cling to her humanity as she finds herself pursued from all directions.  Although each book in the trilogy can stand alone, the plots are intricately intertwined and are best read in order.  The series contains adult content and is intended for mature readers.

The Darkness and the Night trilogy is available through Amazon in paperback and Kindle:





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Amazon UK:The Darkness and the Night: Blood and Coffee: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Darkness-Night-Blood-Coffee/dp/1607778009/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1314824744&sr=1-2





The Darkness and the Night 2: Cosmic O:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Darkness-Night-II-Cosmic-Orgasm/dp/1607778017/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1314824744&sr=1-4





The Darkness and the Night 3: Twins of Darkness:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Darkness-Night-Twins-ebook/dp/B002NU5LF4/ref=sr_1_6?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1314824985&sr=1-6





Stop by http://www.cerebralwriter.com/ for U.S. Amazon links and information on Lisa Lane's other works.

Lisa Lane (not to be confused with the famous chess player) is best known for her sci-fi erotic romance and erotic horror, although she also writes mixed genre science fiction and screenplays. She has a passion for writing speculative fiction with postmodern literary elements, which is evident by the hallmark gritty realism found in all of her works, regardless of genre.

On line Naked Chanting ~ & Book Reviews

 On line Naked Chanting

Been out and about looking at some of the crazy sides of Facebook and some are quite good ……found a lovely paranormal group which like to look for demons and the such like and they seam very happy to have a vampire girl hanging about, which is more than I can say for some secret covens and cults on Facebook that invite a vampire in and then complain.

Looks like I am not the kind of person that can join a cult, i just can not take it serious as it just reminds me of ex boyfriends trying to explain to me that you need a 10 sided die to kill a dragon but a six sided die if you have a magic sword and other such crap.......hmg i know i am odd but even i have limits ....... and as to on line naked chanting together with a web cam…………..

Yeh right………. like that is so going to happen ……… I know I want to publicize my books but something like that is bound to end up on YouTube if not a porn site, and besides I would need warning so that I can do my hair first and have copies of my book surrounding me ………





Now talking about books I have just finished reading a great vampire book called:

All this and Family, too by Sarah Glenn





Now this book I can recommend to all vampire lovers, the book is very well written and funny the story flows very easy and you can see a very different side to life as a vampire, no graveyards or naked blood fests, a nice normal vampire girl with a nice normal job and nice normal human family with normal everyday problems …….er such as the problems of neighborhood watch and a group of vampire hunters ……….



Adjusting to life as a vampire hasn't been easy for Cynthia. Her partner murdered, stalked by a demented preacher-turned-vampire hunter, and forced to move across country from North Carolina to Irvine, California, Cynthia tackles undeath one battle at a time. With the help of her devoted grandmother, trusted brother, and Josie, a distracting runaway, Cynthia comes to realize that it is not walking in sunshine that makes a person human, and living in the shadows might shed light on the things most important to her survival-family, love, and controlling her thirst for blood.

The book is available at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and PillHillPress.com . You can get it in print, Kindle, and Nook.

A short link to the print version on Amazon: http://www.tinyurl.com/ATFTamazon .

Bio: The Author Sarah E. Glenn, a product of the suburbs, has a B.S. in Journalism, which is redundant if you think about it. By day, she works for the University of Kentucky. By night, she escapes her own banality through writing weird stories. They've appeared in G.W. Thomas' Ghostbreakers series, Futures Mysterious Anthology Magazine, and Fish Tales: The Guppy Anthology.

Sarah developed strong ideals from her parents, a salesman turned missionary (redundancy runs in the family) and a social worker. Her knowledge of bureaucracy and infighting stem from working in her local police department, her university, and political volunteering. All This and Family, Too is her first novel.

---------------Sarah E. Glenn  Author of "All This and Family, Too"   http://www.sarahglenn.com/





         

How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand

How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand

RULES on Bras

First some advice on the many types of bra

Main Types of bra:



Front clasp: (also known as a front loader) don't worry about trying to undo this as you will only make a mess of it, we would normally pop it open for you letting you think it has done it by itself or by magic.

Sports bra: no clasps so we will need to remove a top to take it off……… but don't worry, they so flatten the boobs that they are not normally worn on a date.

Back Clasp: (Also known as a male created fastener and unless you are a monkey it takes lots of practise) this is the major one we will be talking about tonight.

You are on a date with a girl and the first base of kissing went better than you expected so you move on to second base and to your surprise she did not slap you, so it is now boob fondling time and the problem is that unless you are very lucky and she is not wearing one you as a guy will need to make the first move, and that is undoing it ……… yes you ……… you will know if she objects by little hints such as slamming her back against a wall and so breaking a few of your fingers.  …..er…………also playing with it as if it is an elastic band when you are past the age of 14 is a no no ………….

How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand



Here are a few helpful hints

1. you know you are fumbling about for too long when the girls undoes it for you ……you wimp



‎2. if you have cold hands when on the back believe be when i say she will not let you go anywhere near her front

‎3. don't pull on the straps singly as it is uncomfortable, look nature placed boobs on our front, trying to drag them around to the back is not an option.



‎4. Any ideas on playing with the nipples should be left to at least a second date ………… as to flicking them, pinching prodding or biting should be my mutual agreement ……and no you can't ask her! ………..  HMG if you can't work this out forget about ever reaching 4th base! Personally in a relationship I am the only one allowed to bite and besides girls nipples are more sensitive than a guys so amusing games such as to pinching or flicking of a nipple where I am concerned means accidentally kneeing the guy in the nuts 3 – 4 times ………..well accidents do happen. 



5. On no account say anything about the marks left by the bra ……yes we already know that bras leave strap marks and so don't need reminding.



6. If you still need this sort of video help after you have reached Sophomore  .....er.............. give up !

What sort of convo can you have when Naked together in a shower

I'm still looking for a guy he has to be Rich, 6 ft 2 tall, blond with a six pack body and hung like a horse is not asking too much is it ?  See I only have simple needs ………ho well …..Perhaps one day ……sigh………. Look ok he can dye his hair blond as to height, he has to be taller than me as I want someone who can reach the top shelf in supermarkets……….. er…….. well I can also drop the 6 pack idea but not fat, and he must be able to open jars, twist lids my butt they must glue the things on.

He still must be rich and older than me, and if he does not have a horse in his ancestry then he had better make up for it in presents of expensive jewellery.  

I always have lots of questions but it is often hard to find answers to them, like when I ask things about Guys and I get some very odd looks and answers …………. Well I would not have asked if I knew now would I? ………I innocently ask one little question on Facebook and then I go red from the replies I get, I did tell you that guys send me photos of their dicks didn't I, and I so wish they wouldn't, a bit of mystery around that part of the male body is fine by me and stops me asking them if they have seen a doctor about it.

Maverick Football Locker Room Going Off

I have questions like do Guys look at other Guys naked bodies? they are always getting naked together and you hear about what they get up to in the showers and locker rooms, I expect they don't mind being naked together as most of a guys body is on display like on the beach and only a small part of their body they keep covered…………. And in some cases a very disappointingly small part it is too………. Movies always show the games of flicking bare butts with towels and play fights in the showers over the soap……is it true?

What do they talk about when they are showering together? Girls and sport I expect, what about other stuff guys do …er….you know …

……. Do they all walk about the changing rooms with a towel hanging over their dicks to show its load bearing ability by pretending to be a piece of bathroom furniture, ………. huh ………….now if they had a 2lb box of chocs hanging off it ……well that would be far more interesting !   

Look I am interested that's all …………. Nothing wrong with that now is there.

My publisher often give me blog ideas and this one came up when he was telling me about steam rooms (Turkish baths) and that the big football players wear a see though plastic top and pants with elastic cuffs ………..the reason being they can sweat far more due to the plastic……I asked what they looked like and my publisher said it had put him off ever eating boiled chicken again.

He that is my publisher is mad…………… well he must be as he thinks I am normal ………..hahahahaha …like he reads my books and still thinks I am normal! now I worry what his other authors must be like if he thinks I'm normal!

I said he has lots of good ideas why not do his own blog …………. But he says he could not get away with what I say and he has a wife and goldfish to think of………

GOLDFISH !!!!! they are not goldfish he has piranha ! pet piranha ………….. like no one should have pets that have better teeth than me ………………..  it was partly my fault as I was teaching him about Fung Shui ……..told him about things to have in his office ….a stature of a warrior god and fish ……………..Soooooooooo what does he do, he has put weapons up on the wall …………and has a real samurai sword …………now that is mega cool ……………vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv sharp and light …….I can swing it about with one hand…………….. er ……..yes we do have interesting business meetings  …………… forget the European swords that I can not even lift ….a samurai sword I now my weapon of choice.

Piranha-bite test





River Monsters: Bathing with Piranhas

And a large fish tank ……….with flesh eating fish ……………….if you wash the BBQ sauce of a spare rib they love it, yes I have tried, I dropped it in from a height as I have seen too many horror films to get fingers too close to them……..he feeds them on scraps from the table and it is so much fun watching them fight over a chicken leg.

I do wonder about what his other authors make of his Fung Shui office ……………. I  expect if they take too long signing a contract he would start finding the fish…………

Why am I talking about my publisher ..well he asked me to plug ….er..sorry ……. Tell you of a new book he is just publishing.



 Edward Wilson's Antarctic Notebooks 

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 Dr. Edward A. Wilson (1872-1912) is widely regarded as one of the finest artists ever to have worked in the Antarctic. Sailing with Captain Scott aboard 'Discovery' (1901-1904), he became the last in a long tradition of 'exploration artists' from an age when pencil and water-colour were the main methods of producing accurate scientific records of new lands and animal species. He combined scientific, topographical and landscape techniques to produce accurate and beautiful images of the last unknown continent. Such was the strength of his work that it also helped to found the tradition of modern wildlife painting. In particular Wilson captured the essence of the flight and motion of Southern Ocean sea-birds on paper. Returning with Captain Scott aboard 'Terra Nova' (1910-1913) as Chief of Scientific Staff, he continued to record the continent and its wildlife with extraordinary deftness. Chosen to accompany Captain Scott to the South Pole, his last drawings are from one of the most famous epic journeys in exploration history. Along with his scientific work, Wilson's pencil recorded the finding of Roald Amundsen's tent at the South Pole by Captain Scott. Wilson died, along with the other members of the British Pole Party, during the return journey, in March 1912. Many of the images in this book are rarely seen or are previously unpublished. The drawings and paintings were created at considerable personal cost in the freezing conditions in which Wilson worked. He often suffered severely from the cold whilst sketching and also from snow-blindness, or sunburn of the eye. They provide a remarkable testament to one of the great figures of the heroic age of Antarctic exploration. The book has been produced as a companion volume to 'Edward Wilson's Nature Notebooks' by two of Wilson's great nephews, to mark the centenary of his death.