Amy Mah's Blog, page 42
August 19, 2011
Laying NAKED face down on a plastic table
Ok, like what is it with me and getting naked all the time? When on my vacation to visit family in SE Asia I found a cultural difference and as I have said before the colour of your skin no way helps keep you safe from the local water bugs………….. I may be the same colour …..Well slightly lighter ………… think about it I'm a vampire we don't do sun bathing ! But then nor do my human relations ……..so just over a handful of degrees above the equator and one never sees sunlight as one never goes out in the sun ………
An old song "Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun" ………………… well Chinese in hot countries never go out in sunshine as it would make the skin dark and no one would want to marry a girl with a tan ………..well at least they have stopped with foot binding.
You will see I sometimes get confused with saying them or we and that is because I am confused over what I am ……..as I have said before in colour and looks I am Chinese but have never been to china ……………
Anyway I like to have a go at most things and so my Aunts suggested a trip to a Chinese doctor when I was feeling down with the heat and effort of thinking of ways not to meet nice young men that my Aunts had found for me…some days I thought I was wearing a for sale sign on me………..
All I know of Chinese medicine is that it tastes so bad you quickly get better so you can stop taking it …………… One sort I tried in the past had the extra bonus of cleaning out my bowels so well I went down a dress size.
As with everything I decide to try, I notice that it will mean removing my clothes in front of strangers …………..and no amount of wise words of well we are all the same there is no need to be shy will make up for the fact that it is normally me naked then others are dressed!
I have heard of cupping and scrapping before…. Film stars in Hollywood have it done, and you can always tell by the strange marks on them that look like they have been attacked by an octopus ……………. When I saw what was going to happen …….like being shown the torture instruments in case I may not notice what was happening while I am facedown naked on a table with just a thin curtain between me and someone buying rhino horn or such like.
I ask the important part ….no not the price…… like will it hurt? …………
One of my Aunts helps put my mind at rest (huh) saying:
How will I cope with child birth if I can't suffer a little pain……………….
CHILDBIRTH !!!!!! at what part of my vacation is that planned for ??????????? ………. that's it no way am I meeting any more nice young men!
I found this clip on Youtube: …………. Reasons NOT to wear a condom …….. funny ………….
Now this is sad! No Condom - Very Funny Video ……… but still funny
No Worry over guys wanting to take you to bed once you had some cupping done you look like you have already been ravaged by a demon …………. Well in my case my fangs and burning red eyes would stop any Guy doing anything without a please my permission.
So there I was laying naked on a table……………. Er …. No I still do not know why naked when it is just my back that is being done ………….. Come to that I do not know why I can't keep my bra on! Ok I would let her undo the strap but I would still have material between me and the plastic table …………….
I think my next Vacation should be to a nudist resort there at least it will not be just me naked …………… look I don't even walk about naked at home……… er …well yes well my cat is male and he kinda gives me funny looks if I walk about fur less ………
So the cupping is done and at the start it is ok ….no pain ….kinda niceish ……………….little glass jars are used and something is burnt in them and they are placed on my back ……………….
Special points on the back like acupuncture …………. Can I tell you more……..er….no I am laying naked on a table face down and all I can see is the one on my shoulder as it begins to suck up the skin and the skin turns red and ….ouch …… yes the pain starts as the skin on my back is sucked up into little jars ……………. I am sure I have seen horror movies with this in it, at this point I should be saved by some tall blond haired hunk of a man .but no …………. And my silent screams of agony are only meet by looks of disapproval from my aunt…… ok so they are so much as silent more like semi muffled screams!
It HURTS !!!! and I can't move ….. This is now getting even more like a horror movie all I need now is Dr Frankenstein asking for a lighting machines to be attached and a hunch back saying yesss masterrr with a lisp.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the relief as they are popped off to be finished by some scrapping …………. It helps bring blood to the surface and you can see the results in the photos I have added ………….like makes you look like you have been dragged naked over sandpaper …………..
I know it is cultural and so must be ok ………. Look so is being kissed as a greeting in Europe
………. And why did no one tell me it did not involve tongues until after ……….. well ………
….. I suspected it should have limitations when the guy finished off the greeting by groping my butt …
……….. it was only then my girlfriend told me it should just be the cheeks ……… ha ha …yes very funny ……….but I still have his phone number if I ever go back to France.
Then comes the problem in dressing like it is too painful to wear a bra for the next day or so ……….. ok so in my case no one will notice.
What does it feel like afterwards? Well in fact it feels fantastic like the best massage you could ever hope for ……………. You feel so relaxed you could flow across the floor like water …………………… ok ok ok so it feels fantastic afterwards but as to next time let me first try and forget the pain factor.
acupuncture Neck gua sha
The Chinese CUPPING Massage Experience
And yes this is all you are seeing !
Laying NAKED face down on a plasic table
Ok, like what is it with me and getting naked all the time? When on my vacation to visit family in SE Asia I found a cultural difference and as I have said before the colour of your skin no way helps keep you safe from the local water bugs………….. I may be the same colour …..Well slightly lighter ………… think about it I'm a vampire we don't do sun bathing ! But then nor do my human relations ……..so just over a handful of degrees above the equator and one never sees sunlight as one never goes out in the sun ………
An old song "Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun" ………………… well Chinese in hot countries never go out in sunshine as it would make the skin dark and no one would want to marry a girl with a tan ………..well at least they have stopped with foot binding.
You will see I sometimes get confused with saying them or we and that is because I am confused over what I am ……..as I have said before in colour and looks I am Chinese but have never been to china ……………
Anyway I like to have a go at most things and so my Aunts suggested a trip to a Chinese doctor when I was feeling down with the heat and effort of thinking of ways not to meet nice young men that my Aunts had found for me…some days I thought I was wearing a for sale sign on me………..
All I know of Chinese medicine is that it tastes so bad you quickly get better so you can stop taking it …………… One sort I tried in the past had the extra bonus of cleaning out my bowels so well I went down a dress size.
As with everything I decide to try, I notice that it will mean removing my clothes in front of strangers …………..and no amount of wise words of well we are all the same there is no need to be shy will make up for the fact that it is normally me naked then others are dressed!
I have heard of cupping and scrapping before…. Film stars in Hollywood have it done, and you can always tell by the strange marks on them that look like they have been attacked by an octopus ……………. When I saw what was going to happen …….like being shown the torture instruments in case I may not notice what was happening while I am facedown naked on a table with just a thin curtain between me and someone buying rhino horn or such like.
I ask the important part ….no not the price…… like will it hurt? …………
One of my Aunts helps put my mind at rest (huh) saying:
How will I cope with child birth if I can't suffer a little pain……………….
CHILDBIRTH !!!!!! at what part of my vacation is that planned for ??????????? ………. that's it no way am I meeting any more nice young men!
I found this clip on Youtube: …………. Reasons NOT to wear a condom …….. funny ………….
Now this is sad! No Condom - Very Funny Video ……… but still funny
No Worry over guys wanting to take you to bed once you had some cupping done you look like you have already been ravaged by a demon …………. Well in my case my fangs and burning red eyes would stop any Guy doing anything without a please my permission.
So there I was laying naked on a table……………. Er …. No I still do not know why naked when it is just my back that is being done ………….. Come to that I do not know why I can't keep my bra on! Ok I would let her undo the strap but I would still have material between me and the plastic table …………….
I think my next Vacation should be to a nudist resort there at least it will not be just me naked …………… look I don't even walk about naked at home……… er …well yes well my cat is male and he kinda gives me funny looks if I walk about fur less ………
So the cupping is done and at the start it is ok ….no pain ….kinda niceish ……………….little glass jars are used and something is burnt in them and they are placed on my back ……………….
Special points on the back like acupuncture …………. Can I tell you more……..er….no I am laying naked on a table face down and all I can see is the one on my shoulder as it begins to suck up the skin and the skin turns red and ….ouch …… yes the pain starts as the skin on my back is sucked up into little jars ……………. I am sure I have seen horror movies with this in it, at this point I should be saved by some tall blond haired hunk of a man .but no …………. And my silent screams of agony are only meet by looks of disapproval from my aunt…… ok so they are so much as silent more like semi muffled screams!
It HURTS !!!! and I can't move ….. This is now getting even more like a horror movie all I need now is Dr Frankenstein asking for a lighting machines to be attached and a hunch back saying yesss masterrr with a lisp.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the relief as they are popped off to be finished by some scrapping …………. It helps bring blood to the surface and you can see the results in the photos I have added ………….like makes you look like you have been dragged naked over sandpaper …………..
I know it is cultural and so must be ok ………. Look so is being kissed as a greeting in Europe
………. And why did no one tell me it did not involve tongues until after ……….. well ………
….. I suspected it should have limitations when the guy finished off the greeting by groping my butt …
……….. it was only then my girlfriend told me it should just be the cheeks ……… ha ha …yes very funny ……….but I still have his phone number if I ever go back to France.
Then comes the problem in dressing like it is too painful to wear a bra for the next day or so ……….. ok so in my case no one will notice.
What does it feel like afterwards? Well in fact it feels fantastic like the best massage you could ever hope for ……………. You feel so relaxed you could flow across the floor like water …………………… ok ok ok so it feels fantastic afterwards but as to next time let me first try and forget the pain factor.
acupuncture Neck gua sha
The Chinese CUPPING Massage Experience
And yes this is all you are seeing !
An old song "Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun" ………………… well Chinese in hot countries never go out in sunshine as it would make the skin dark and no one would want to marry a girl with a tan ………..well at least they have stopped with foot binding.
You will see I sometimes get confused with saying them or we and that is because I am confused over what I am ……..as I have said before in colour and looks I am Chinese but have never been to china ……………
Anyway I like to have a go at most things and so my Aunts suggested a trip to a Chinese doctor when I was feeling down with the heat and effort of thinking of ways not to meet nice young men that my Aunts had found for me…some days I thought I was wearing a for sale sign on me………..
All I know of Chinese medicine is that it tastes so bad you quickly get better so you can stop taking it …………… One sort I tried in the past had the extra bonus of cleaning out my bowels so well I went down a dress size.
As with everything I decide to try, I notice that it will mean removing my clothes in front of strangers …………..and no amount of wise words of well we are all the same there is no need to be shy will make up for the fact that it is normally me naked then others are dressed!
I have heard of cupping and scrapping before…. Film stars in Hollywood have it done, and you can always tell by the strange marks on them that look like they have been attacked by an octopus ……………. When I saw what was going to happen …….like being shown the torture instruments in case I may not notice what was happening while I am facedown naked on a table with just a thin curtain between me and someone buying rhino horn or such like.
I ask the important part ….no not the price…… like will it hurt? …………
One of my Aunts helps put my mind at rest (huh) saying:
How will I cope with child birth if I can't suffer a little pain……………….
CHILDBIRTH !!!!!! at what part of my vacation is that planned for ??????????? ………. that's it no way am I meeting any more nice young men!
I found this clip on Youtube: …………. Reasons NOT to wear a condom …….. funny ………….
Now this is sad! No Condom - Very Funny Video ……… but still funny
No Worry over guys wanting to take you to bed once you had some cupping done you look like you have already been ravaged by a demon …………. Well in my case my fangs and burning red eyes would stop any Guy doing anything without a please my permission.
So there I was laying naked on a table……………. Er …. No I still do not know why naked when it is just my back that is being done ………….. Come to that I do not know why I can't keep my bra on! Ok I would let her undo the strap but I would still have material between me and the plastic table …………….
I think my next Vacation should be to a nudist resort there at least it will not be just me naked …………… look I don't even walk about naked at home……… er …well yes well my cat is male and he kinda gives me funny looks if I walk about fur less ………
So the cupping is done and at the start it is ok ….no pain ….kinda niceish ……………….little glass jars are used and something is burnt in them and they are placed on my back ……………….
Special points on the back like acupuncture …………. Can I tell you more……..er….no I am laying naked on a table face down and all I can see is the one on my shoulder as it begins to suck up the skin and the skin turns red and ….ouch …… yes the pain starts as the skin on my back is sucked up into little jars ……………. I am sure I have seen horror movies with this in it, at this point I should be saved by some tall blond haired hunk of a man .but no …………. And my silent screams of agony are only meet by looks of disapproval from my aunt…… ok so they are so much as silent more like semi muffled screams!
It HURTS !!!! and I can't move ….. This is now getting even more like a horror movie all I need now is Dr Frankenstein asking for a lighting machines to be attached and a hunch back saying yesss masterrr with a lisp.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the relief as they are popped off to be finished by some scrapping …………. It helps bring blood to the surface and you can see the results in the photos I have added ………….like makes you look like you have been dragged naked over sandpaper …………..
I know it is cultural and so must be ok ………. Look so is being kissed as a greeting in Europe
………. And why did no one tell me it did not involve tongues until after ……….. well ………
….. I suspected it should have limitations when the guy finished off the greeting by groping my butt …
……….. it was only then my girlfriend told me it should just be the cheeks ……… ha ha …yes very funny ……….but I still have his phone number if I ever go back to France.
Then comes the problem in dressing like it is too painful to wear a bra for the next day or so ……….. ok so in my case no one will notice.
What does it feel like afterwards? Well in fact it feels fantastic like the best massage you could ever hope for ……………. You feel so relaxed you could flow across the floor like water …………………… ok ok ok so it feels fantastic afterwards but as to next time let me first try and forget the pain factor.
acupuncture Neck gua sha
The Chinese CUPPING Massage Experience
And yes this is all you are seeing !
August 13, 2011
You may as well be naked if you pay for someone to put their two hands between you legs and rub!
Being female means I like to look and feel good and yes I am sometimes guilty of bending over at the waist to pick something up and of course it is purely accidental and nothing at all to do with that cute looking guy that can get a good eyeful of my butt when I do it…………….. Well he does not have to look now does he?
Female moments………….. We all have them ……………. I had my hair done last week and it now rains every day……scream ……………..
Anyone know how to get baby oil stains out of underwear? No? ho ok I will just have to stick them in the washing machine and hope for the best.
Yes if you must know I have got baby oil over a nice new pair of French Knickers …..yes it was my own fault I should have been naked, but I am kinda shy…………….. yes I am ……… not that it made any difference when oily hands go under your undies to massage your hidden bits…………..yes I went for another massage.
It Summer so a friend recommended that I got some French knickers …….they said nice and cool as the legs are open so in a summer dress one gets a nice breeze around parts that don't normally get a breeze around them, kinda like going pantie less without the worry of windy days and my mistake was to think that as they are so loose I could keep them on for a massage …………. So there is me trying to give a gentile hint that my genital region is off limits ………look normally I'm naked with a towel to cover my more private bits, which at the first chance the massaging girl moves out of the way.So she did not ask me to remove them but instead as they are loose she went inside them ! …………… yes ok I know I can say no, but …..well you don't ………it would sound like I was accusing her of being a lesbo or getting a thrill or something that would mean a lot more pain when she attacks my legs ………….. never upset a masseur before they have started on you.
Just every girl that massages me spend a lot of time on my butt ……….not that it is large ……I am Asian so my butt is small and …..well a hell of a lot more interesting than my bust ……….. or so I have been told. …………. Not that guys say my boobs are not interesting they kinda don't say anything about them but by butt …bottom… posterior .. rear end ….well I do get compliments ………
After my butt I get turned over and the inner thighs are worked on ………….. ok so I am wearing panties but it still means that fingers are at times only 3cm from my Virgina and yes I also now have baby oil in my rainforest………….. so one pair of French knickers covered in baby oil……………..
Got some exciting news for all my readers and that is my friend Virgil has his book in print and taking orders for it…………
It is really, really very good and I am not saying that because he likes my book or the fact he is going to give me a signed copy but that I have read the first few chapters and it is mega good……………..
"Virgil Allen Moore is a fiction author that blends old world poetry into a cavernous novel that is as twisted as it is enthralling to read. He has spent more than seventeen years writing poetry and short fiction. This is his first full length epic novel published by Erudite Small Press. Demon Vampire comes out 10/30/2011, and will be available on Amazon.com for $18.97 (USD) and on kindle, and nook for $3.00 (USD). Pre-orders will be available on http://demonvampire.com/ for $15.97 (USD) and they will be signed by the author. Pre-order stock is extremely limited, so buy early to ensure your copy. Once they sell out, it will be another two to three weeks before another edition is released for sale.
A note from the author: If you enjoy vampires, you will be enthralled by mine. I have painted a world in which you can step into and never have to leave. The best part of the novel, is that that are many hidden truths placed into the characters, as well as a special message from me at the end of the book. and never lets go."
Demon Vampire is an epic paranormal dark mystery that is intended for mature audiences. The vampires within are visceral. They do not sparkle, they do not brood. They are human monsters in the very sense of the words. Demon Vampire is written with a poetic mastery that is felt in every word. It draws you in from the first sentence
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August 9, 2011
Hot Chocolate Dripping over Naked Sensitive Skin ………
A Vampire Kiss is like Hot Chocolate Dripping over Sensitive Skin ………
Today's Title? Well I am feeling hungry
I Love having my book read…………. ………… look that is important to a writer ! …look if you don't understand that forget about reading the rest of what I am saying.
LIGHT MEETS CHOCOLATE
A writer writes to be read ………ok maybe it is only read by ones Mom ……….but that still counts. ………….. and when you have a reader talk about things in your text, you just want to jump up and tell them ……….but alas the book has to stand on what it has in it without the author supplying a hot line to readers asking things like …………..How many pints of blood does a human body contain ……………….
Er……well at High School I was told 8 – 9 pints but it must so depend upon the size of the person ….er…..doesn't it? ……………….
Look all I know is that suck it too fast and you get hiccups and the films are rubbish on draining a body …………… well after 6 pints you really need to wander off and take a piss and what vampire film ever tells you that details ?
I also love it when readers say about the not so nice side of vampires and trying to look for redeeming characteristics or are portrayed as sympathetic Characters ……… and not finding them in my world ……… Er ….no not in my world!
Well I have never said vampires are nice ……………. Pointing out genocide, murder and slavery is not nice………… er……..it so depends upon the culture and time you live in, and with a different species it is best not to look too close at the bad bits as sometimes its like looking into a mirror.
Genocide: killing off of vampires unsuitable for the vampire gene pool ………….. Well it is a cultural thing in a vampire world and just look about the human world for nasty things done in the name of culture………….. and it is none of your business ok.
Murder: killing of humans can not count as they are a different animal and if the type of killing is normal in a vampire society then it is not murder ……think about it ……………humans have an army of solders which have to kill an enemy in time of war………to protect you………….are they committing murder in your name? …………….
And so killing within a vampire society will have to follow the rules of that society and can only be called murder if that is what the society calls it ……….execution by the state………… justified homicide …………….. self defence ……… for similarities again look about the human world.
Slavery: Undead turned vampires are a subclass and treated well …..we never call them slaves as such more like servants ………… they are Undead! …………. We are their masters and mistresses because we turned them ……………… they are Ex-human ….like being dead but still walking about ok? ………………. And the females are normally very happy for the sexual advances of a male …..Haven't you ever watched a vampire film? ………………
Personally I think Necrophilia is a bit of a perversion myself but with undead female vampires that does not seam to stop males Human or Vampire…………….. perverts !!!!
I love one reader that says: that even if I say I love my maid, it is apparent that I act superior to her in every way ………………….
Er……like she is undead and has been for the past 40 years …………..A live in maid ………… we supply all her blood needs ……plus a see-through nightdress without underwear……. She tells me she is quite happy and ……….well do you really wish me to set her free?....... and let her …….out into the human world to kill nightly for her blood needs ………. like she is either a maid, an undead vampire maid or she is a human culling machine set on full slaughter mode…………..
Besides if she is out killing humans every night just who is going to run my bath and scrub my back? ……..see you did not even think of that did you ………humans are so uncaring at times !!!!
Want to know more? Then why not go out and buy my book,
FANGS RULE By Amy Mah
Http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
For my music lovers :
Anime - Dance Off!!!
And for the more Adult Audience:
Female Vampires - Queen of Seduction – Eve
August 7, 2011
Guys that like looking at girls in Underwear
Guys that like looking at girls in Underwear
Underneath your panty
Look I have favourite undies due to the fact they fit and like they don't have the VPL problem unlike Guys whose favorite undies are the ones he wears to get laid ……… and look guys that is something you should never, never ever never never share with a girl that you hope to get lucky with……….. ok? ……..
That sort of information should always be a male secret like how many days of wearing the same socks does it take for them to stand up on their own………….
You may think of them as your lucky undies with what has happened to you while you were wearing them, but we will be thinking if you have washed them afterwards….. and if the bar patton with lines though it are a scoring system …………… like why tell us ?........ are we supposed to sign them afterwards for you as a conquest?............ or make a score on them for future girls to admire………. 7/10 for effort.
And like did he lose his virginity in them? And why would I want to know that? Well guys underwear look like they last for years so it is possible ……….
Well they do last and last ………… I have often wondered do they add re enforced concrete to the material ……… well what about all that dick movement? And the playing of pocket pool movements that guys don't think we see, shouldn't that wear them out from the inside?
Female undies wear out and well they don't always do this:
ANIME] My panties SNAPPED!
But it is possible, as they get weaker with wear, so yes some look cute and pretty and have little silk bows on them which come off in the wash …yes they do …and it is sooooo boring trying to sow them back on again………….
Female undies are designed to look nice and sexy and er….fall apart ……….of course I do have some very sexy black undies for special occasions that the only one to see so far is my cat.
Now did you know undies are also racial … …. er…… …….. you don't believe me? Well it is true! I stocked up on bras and panties when in SE Asia early this year as they fit !!! Having an Asian body means far more than a liking for rice.
Guys just don't know the pleasure of finding a bra that fits and panties that are comfy, there are also some benefits of visiting a 60% Muslim country and that is buying swimming costumes that don't go transparent when wet, nor do they sag in the wrong places ………well I don't know what the micro bikinis they sell do apart from get you arrested for wearing them outside the house, as I just went for something to use in a swimming pool when back home……
……… no water is ok for vampires you are thinking of witches with bladder problems…………. Er …..you know a witch can not pass flowing water. ……
……….After a long cold drink I defiantly do not have any problems passing lots of flowing water …………….
Have all you noticed in Japanese Anime all girls show off there undies here take a look:
Panty Raid !
Anime Upskirts
I love the idea of some guy getting a real boner from a cartoon………… hehehehehehe …….kinda sad but harmless ………
….. Japanese clothing is good lined pants for warmth in winter and good fitting undies yes look at the anime ……...normal undies are worn…. So at least the kids watching it will not be expected to experience the joys of a cheese cutting wire of a thong that produces and then shows some very odd pressure lines after taking them off.
As I said in Japanese Anime they are wearing normal undies which is better than guys thinking a thong is something of comfort ………… er……it is not …sexy yes and good for VPL …..(Visible pantie line) problems with thin material but comfort is …..er……
……. how can one put it ……… when walking a thong can travel to places it should not ok………… er……look I like to wear my undies externally ………… and if normal walking can do that just think what happens in one of those gymnastic vampire film fights ……….. like no one ever says abut the visit to a gynecologist after a fight wearing a thong to have it surgically removed……………. Ouch………
Yes ok I do own a thong ……….. it is blue and and is good for the butt crack sort of show off jeans but not for showing anything else as standing in front of a mirror it looks more like a river running through a jungle ……er……………well it does ……..yes I know a guy would probably find it sexy but then we have already said about guys playing pocket pool when watching a upshot pic of a cartoon girl ………. Look guys think about it there is nothing … NOTHING … at all under the panties of a cartoon girl …………… Unless the artist is very good with anatomy …..i do mean nothing………. I know I am waisting my time in telling them but …heck it is so sad………..they should go take a long walk followed by a cold shower until they can mature for the real thing.
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August 4, 2011
When a girl gets hot down below she wants to play !
To carry on with my little chats on my trip this year to SE Asia
Some times it is kinda nice being female.
If I was not female I could not have got away buying a nice light cotton dress and standing over a fan pretending to be Marilyn Manroe ……………yes I did and it was while I was over in Asia and ………….. it was just as much fun as when I used to do it as a child …….ok …..ok ………so I am a little old for doing that now……and perhaps home would have been a better place to do it……
But someone mounted a flat wall fan on the floor and well….
….and ok….yes I did get comments from the other shoppers…….….but hell on a hot sticky day in Asia that sort of breeze reaches parts that an ordinary hand held fan does not reach………and well it gets hot down there just the same as the rest of the body!… and I was careful to hold onto the dress …………. But it was nice………
Yes as I have been saying for the last few blogs being a vampire it is not always fun to visit hot countries in SE Asia …………….. Now I am used to discovering that I am a second class citizen due to my gender but to then find out that I am also a second class citizen due to my colour is a bit ……er……. Racist ……….. Ok so visiting the country I was born in I know it could be far worse at least I am not a third class Indian, a crazy white that people point at or worst of all black, which seeing the lack of darker skinned people even in the Capitol city could mean they are all stopped at customs ….. Ye Gods are Malay racist and it is even written into the country law. Hehehe and no I am not joking !
Now seeing how fast China is becoming a world super power and buying up small counties for the mineral rights you would think it is not a good idea to have members of parliament not stand up and say it would be a good idea to send all Chinese decedents back to China……… huh ………as if we did not make up over 25 percent of the population in parts over 40 percent and we have been there for hundreds of years………… the doctored Malay history books don't admit it but it is simple to see by the age of the Chinese temples.
The first wave of Chinese settlers came during the Malacca Empire in the early 15th century. The friendly diplomatic relations between China and Melaka culminated during the reign of Sultan Mansur Syah who married Hang Li Po from China. A senior minister of state and five hundred youth of noble births and handmaidens in waiting accompanied the princess to Malacca. The descendants of these people are called Baba (men) and Nyonya (women).
Some times it is kinda nice being female.
If I was not female I could not have got away buying a nice light cotton dress and standing over a fan pretending to be Marilyn Manroe ……………yes I did and it was while I was over in Asia and ………….. it was just as much fun as when I used to do it as a child …….ok …..ok ………so I am a little old for doing that now……and perhaps home would have been a better place to do it……
But someone mounted a flat wall fan on the floor and well….
….and ok….yes I did get comments from the other shoppers…….….but hell on a hot sticky day in Asia that sort of breeze reaches parts that an ordinary hand held fan does not reach………and well it gets hot down there just the same as the rest of the body!… and I was careful to hold onto the dress …………. But it was nice………
Yes as I have been saying for the last few blogs being a vampire it is not always fun to visit hot countries in SE Asia …………….. Now I am used to discovering that I am a second class citizen due to my gender but to then find out that I am also a second class citizen due to my colour is a bit ……er……. Racist ……….. Ok so visiting the country I was born in I know it could be far worse at least I am not a third class Indian, a crazy white that people point at or worst of all black, which seeing the lack of darker skinned people even in the Capitol city could mean they are all stopped at customs ….. Ye Gods are Malay racist and it is even written into the country law. Hehehe and no I am not joking !
Now seeing how fast China is becoming a world super power and buying up small counties for the mineral rights you would think it is not a good idea to have members of parliament not stand up and say it would be a good idea to send all Chinese decedents back to China……… huh ………as if we did not make up over 25 percent of the population in parts over 40 percent and we have been there for hundreds of years………… the doctored Malay history books don't admit it but it is simple to see by the age of the Chinese temples.
The first wave of Chinese settlers came during the Malacca Empire in the early 15th century. The friendly diplomatic relations between China and Melaka culminated during the reign of Sultan Mansur Syah who married Hang Li Po from China. A senior minister of state and five hundred youth of noble births and handmaidens in waiting accompanied the princess to Malacca. The descendants of these people are called Baba (men) and Nyonya (women).
July 30, 2011
Having my Ovaries massaged and lifting my skirt to show strangers what I have to show
Being a vampire is not always as fun as it sounds as we have to mix with humans and you are so odd !!!!
As a vampire I have problems with sunlight and I will tell you of my trip to Asia to see my human relatives the ones which brought me up as an orphan until I was discovered and taken back into vampire society, hundreds of relatives I never heard of which seams to be normal in Asia.
I do not burst into flame but get terminal acne ………….. well …..it feels terminal it may not kill me just wish I was dead, and even with 1000 percent sun block cream and dark glasses I still suffer.
Asia is hot and sunny and not a good place during the day for my species ………….. I am good with overcast days in the West but still I am not a full day walker nor a night walker (they have better eyesight and can take cold without getting a tummy chill) So I am an overcast walker and that sounds just crap, and so I suffer………er…… but not necessarily in silence …..so but I will tell you more as I tried to pretend to be human and fit into your world.
So a nice cool night flight and then it hit me …………….. sun light !!!!!!!
…As I said I suffer from heat rash due to being a vampire or in my case monstrous heat bumps …….heat lumps ….. see as a vampire I can not take sun light 3 on my left foot and two on my right a mountain of one on my lower right leg.
And the worst on my right inner thigh one that was 1 inch dia and itched like hell another 3 inches dia of puffy skin around it from me scratching.
And I was now a guinea pig for testing herbal creams by unknown relatives……………… hell I am not used to lifting my skirt for every strange distant relative to take a look at it and rub something on it such as…………. Tiger Balm ….which burns then itches again leaving you with a now big brown itchy lump.
Now you know why I said I always feel like a child in both vampire society and human society ……………. Who else do you know would have to raise their skirt to let a person one has never seen before …….. and without a doctors degree look up your skirt and make comments………….. Hell ok they say they are a relative …. But ………..oh embarrassing and ………. Well ……..there is me thinking daily that that I must wear my best underwear and perhaps should iron them first ………. as I do not know who will want to look up my skirt today ! what ever society I live in I still feel like a child !
Like the day I sat on a chair that must have had some oil on it as it left a damp looking stain and my Aunt asked if I have had an accident !!! no it is oil! see it is not drying !! what frigging idiot would leave oil on a seat ?
And then the time we had a short trip up to Siam I had a massage in my hotel from by a woman a foot taller than me and at least 40 ……………
Siam all over body Massaging should be relaxing it was not! ………… First no one told me an all over body massage was really all over and that I had to be naked! Like why as the bits I would like to cover are bits that I do not want to be massaged, it is just like school …its aright you are all girls together …………. Soooooooooooo …………. Just because I have the same body parts I don't have any urge to show them off ……….. besides at school I used to get so many comments about my bust …………… I'm Asian ! So I don't look like a milk cow, but it is normal for my race !!
It is common in Asia to have Breast enlargement massage at a look if you do not believe me .........and no I did not try it ............. why pay for that when any guy would do it free .............
asian breast massage
With the full body massage It is all bending, turning and rubbing, and foot stretching which means her putting a foot between my legs ………….. ok more like just a heel but just where my ovaries are ------the heel holds the leg in place for the foot stretching.
And it did not help when I was told it is very good for girls to be rubbed there as it helps make them more fertile !!!! WHAT is it she is trying to do to me ------- no way do I want my ovaries spiting out eggs daily.
I don't know about being more fertile but the dull ache it left behind made me feel that I had been kicked in the groin.
Things on my list of not to do again is to have my ovaries massaged !………I still ache when I think of it ….. and the time she spent massaging my inner thighs and bottom made me think that a visit to a gynecologist would be less invasive.
Look I am sure people never believe what I say so take a look here:
Thai Massage Videos -
As to being fertile I had already been flicked with holy water by a bald headed little old cross legged monk in yellow robes when I gave him a donation ………which then I was also told by another monk would help make me fertile when I married………. Just what is all this about me and my eggs? ………….
……………… As a single girl lack of fertility is not something I have need to worry about …………… it has now just got me so worried ………… so any guy taking me out can forget about anything more than a kiss and as to him wearing a rubber …………. Yes a full neck to feet rubber wetsuit under his clothes even on a dinner date ………I am not taking any chances I am sure that little old monk winked at me ……….
You humans do not and I repeat do not live a normal LIFE !!!!!
I for one vampire will now going to stay in the West!
The next sexy massage I have must to be done by a naked guy! and preferably on his private schooner somewhere in the Caribbean.
As a vampire I have problems with sunlight and I will tell you of my trip to Asia to see my human relatives the ones which brought me up as an orphan until I was discovered and taken back into vampire society, hundreds of relatives I never heard of which seams to be normal in Asia.
I do not burst into flame but get terminal acne ………….. well …..it feels terminal it may not kill me just wish I was dead, and even with 1000 percent sun block cream and dark glasses I still suffer.
Asia is hot and sunny and not a good place during the day for my species ………….. I am good with overcast days in the West but still I am not a full day walker nor a night walker (they have better eyesight and can take cold without getting a tummy chill) So I am an overcast walker and that sounds just crap, and so I suffer………er…… but not necessarily in silence …..so but I will tell you more as I tried to pretend to be human and fit into your world.
So a nice cool night flight and then it hit me …………….. sun light !!!!!!!
…As I said I suffer from heat rash due to being a vampire or in my case monstrous heat bumps …….heat lumps ….. see as a vampire I can not take sun light 3 on my left foot and two on my right a mountain of one on my lower right leg.
And the worst on my right inner thigh one that was 1 inch dia and itched like hell another 3 inches dia of puffy skin around it from me scratching.
And I was now a guinea pig for testing herbal creams by unknown relatives……………… hell I am not used to lifting my skirt for every strange distant relative to take a look at it and rub something on it such as…………. Tiger Balm ….which burns then itches again leaving you with a now big brown itchy lump.
Now you know why I said I always feel like a child in both vampire society and human society ……………. Who else do you know would have to raise their skirt to let a person one has never seen before …….. and without a doctors degree look up your skirt and make comments………….. Hell ok they say they are a relative …. But ………..oh embarrassing and ………. Well ……..there is me thinking daily that that I must wear my best underwear and perhaps should iron them first ………. as I do not know who will want to look up my skirt today ! what ever society I live in I still feel like a child !
Like the day I sat on a chair that must have had some oil on it as it left a damp looking stain and my Aunt asked if I have had an accident !!! no it is oil! see it is not drying !! what frigging idiot would leave oil on a seat ?
And then the time we had a short trip up to Siam I had a massage in my hotel from by a woman a foot taller than me and at least 40 ……………
Siam all over body Massaging should be relaxing it was not! ………… First no one told me an all over body massage was really all over and that I had to be naked! Like why as the bits I would like to cover are bits that I do not want to be massaged, it is just like school …its aright you are all girls together …………. Soooooooooooo …………. Just because I have the same body parts I don't have any urge to show them off ……….. besides at school I used to get so many comments about my bust …………… I'm Asian ! So I don't look like a milk cow, but it is normal for my race !!
It is common in Asia to have Breast enlargement massage at a look if you do not believe me .........and no I did not try it ............. why pay for that when any guy would do it free .............
asian breast massage
With the full body massage It is all bending, turning and rubbing, and foot stretching which means her putting a foot between my legs ………….. ok more like just a heel but just where my ovaries are ------the heel holds the leg in place for the foot stretching.
And it did not help when I was told it is very good for girls to be rubbed there as it helps make them more fertile !!!! WHAT is it she is trying to do to me ------- no way do I want my ovaries spiting out eggs daily.
I don't know about being more fertile but the dull ache it left behind made me feel that I had been kicked in the groin.
Things on my list of not to do again is to have my ovaries massaged !………I still ache when I think of it ….. and the time she spent massaging my inner thighs and bottom made me think that a visit to a gynecologist would be less invasive.
Look I am sure people never believe what I say so take a look here:
Thai Massage Videos -
As to being fertile I had already been flicked with holy water by a bald headed little old cross legged monk in yellow robes when I gave him a donation ………which then I was also told by another monk would help make me fertile when I married………. Just what is all this about me and my eggs? ………….
……………… As a single girl lack of fertility is not something I have need to worry about …………… it has now just got me so worried ………… so any guy taking me out can forget about anything more than a kiss and as to him wearing a rubber …………. Yes a full neck to feet rubber wetsuit under his clothes even on a dinner date ………I am not taking any chances I am sure that little old monk winked at me ……….
You humans do not and I repeat do not live a normal LIFE !!!!!
I for one vampire will now going to stay in the West!
The next sexy massage I have must to be done by a naked guy! and preferably on his private schooner somewhere in the Caribbean.
July 28, 2011
Pantie-less Vampire v the squat toilet
Look just because the movies don't show that Vampires have normal bodily functions it does not mean they don't have them………… let me give you a hint a vampire bat after a meal relives itself ok …..now then why do you think that after 8 pints of blood I would not like to do the same thing?
My trip to SE Asia this year gave me lots of problems ………..dont so much as finding blood but how to get rid of it afterwards ………..just listen:
Your Panties are griped tightly in your hand and your skirt clenched between your teeth and they say this is a holiday!
There comes a time when you can no longer cross your legs and when a girls got to go a girls got to go ………….
How To Use a Squat Toilet
Mastering Squat Toilets: Toilet Paper Necklace -- Female Travel Underground
But when in SE Asia just try and keep your legs crossed a bit longer as the toilets are so not good news for a nice vampire girl brought up in the west ………..
I got myself a nice light long flowing cotton dress to try and keep cool in and also hide the heat lumps …………. No not heat rash but heat lumps ………anything over 2inch dia is a lump ………it is also red and itches like **** ……
Look I'm a vampire and so even with 100% sun block I still suffer from the sun………….. No I am not the sort that catch fire ! I'm the sort slowly turns into one giant heat lump ……..
Culture shock
The toilets are PRIMATIVE ………yes very primitive …… a concrete room with stalls and flies lots and lots of flies……er did I say lots of flies…….. Each stall has a hole in the ground ………which looks like an entrance to hell……..and the floor is wet very wet …….this is due to the hose pipe which is attached to a tap in the wall and which is constantly running ……………. No toilet paper ……………you use a water hose pipe and fingers to wash yourself !!!!! YES IT IS TRUE ! You stick a cold water hose pipe between your legs !!!
As to no toilet paper a lot of the stalls don't have doors !!!
Yes I know I have a cute Butt …..Well I have been told…………. Mostly by men over 60 that wink when they say it ………yuck……and men with odd tattoos on building sites………. but at least it is noticed……. But I am used to putting my cute butt down on a seat ………………Of course I can squat …..I am female and all females can squat but ….well I have two legs but you don't see me taking part in the Olympics!
Well the floor is soaking wet as I said very wet so I remove my panties……………. Yes well with my sense of balance it is best not to tie my knees together while squatting over a hole in a very wet floor, now is it! ………………
And I am wearing a long cotton dress ………….. and the floor is soaking wet …and I am hoping just from the hose pipe…………… soooooooooo how not to get the dress wet ?……… time is running out as I am getting so desperate I may even risk standing up but that could make the dress even wetter…………
I have a bright idea …..I grab the front of the dress, pull it up to my face and grip it between my teeth…………..
Thank god they don't have CCTV ………………
So there I am A blood sucking Denizen of the night ergo A VAMPIRE ! squatting over a hole in the ground with my dress clenched between my teeth and my panties safely in my hands.
Then is the problem of working out how to use the hose pipe to clean yourself……………. How the heck was I to know that in a hot county the water was so ..so .so. very cold …………. And yes I discovered that by pointing it somewhere delicate !!!!!! ............. delicate and now dripping wet and very cold!!
I am sure such things should be banned under the UN as a torture technique ………..if you did not want to take a piss before you would now !!
And without tissue paper how do you dry yourself? ……………. Well you don't ! ……….. you have just put a cold water hose pipe between your legs and you are now …..well ………..how can one put it …er……your personal rainforest is kinda dripping…..so I put my panties back on and …..yes before you ask it does feel like you have wet yourself..
Look I asked afterwards and I was told this is normal …NORMAL !!!!!!!!!! now just who would have put it about that it is normal to do that ! stick a hosepipe of cold water between your legs and then have to walk around like that …er damp……….you can't even sit down for fear of leaving a damp patch.
Now this is why Vampires live in the West !!!!
My trip to SE Asia this year gave me lots of problems ………..dont so much as finding blood but how to get rid of it afterwards ………..just listen:
Your Panties are griped tightly in your hand and your skirt clenched between your teeth and they say this is a holiday!
There comes a time when you can no longer cross your legs and when a girls got to go a girls got to go ………….
How To Use a Squat Toilet
Mastering Squat Toilets: Toilet Paper Necklace -- Female Travel Underground
But when in SE Asia just try and keep your legs crossed a bit longer as the toilets are so not good news for a nice vampire girl brought up in the west ………..
I got myself a nice light long flowing cotton dress to try and keep cool in and also hide the heat lumps …………. No not heat rash but heat lumps ………anything over 2inch dia is a lump ………it is also red and itches like **** ……
Look I'm a vampire and so even with 100% sun block I still suffer from the sun………….. No I am not the sort that catch fire ! I'm the sort slowly turns into one giant heat lump ……..
Culture shock
The toilets are PRIMATIVE ………yes very primitive …… a concrete room with stalls and flies lots and lots of flies……er did I say lots of flies…….. Each stall has a hole in the ground ………which looks like an entrance to hell……..and the floor is wet very wet …….this is due to the hose pipe which is attached to a tap in the wall and which is constantly running ……………. No toilet paper ……………you use a water hose pipe and fingers to wash yourself !!!!! YES IT IS TRUE ! You stick a cold water hose pipe between your legs !!!
As to no toilet paper a lot of the stalls don't have doors !!!
Yes I know I have a cute Butt …..Well I have been told…………. Mostly by men over 60 that wink when they say it ………yuck……and men with odd tattoos on building sites………. but at least it is noticed……. But I am used to putting my cute butt down on a seat ………………Of course I can squat …..I am female and all females can squat but ….well I have two legs but you don't see me taking part in the Olympics!
Well the floor is soaking wet as I said very wet so I remove my panties……………. Yes well with my sense of balance it is best not to tie my knees together while squatting over a hole in a very wet floor, now is it! ………………
And I am wearing a long cotton dress ………….. and the floor is soaking wet …and I am hoping just from the hose pipe…………… soooooooooo how not to get the dress wet ?……… time is running out as I am getting so desperate I may even risk standing up but that could make the dress even wetter…………
I have a bright idea …..I grab the front of the dress, pull it up to my face and grip it between my teeth…………..
Thank god they don't have CCTV ………………
So there I am A blood sucking Denizen of the night ergo A VAMPIRE ! squatting over a hole in the ground with my dress clenched between my teeth and my panties safely in my hands.
Then is the problem of working out how to use the hose pipe to clean yourself……………. How the heck was I to know that in a hot county the water was so ..so .so. very cold …………. And yes I discovered that by pointing it somewhere delicate !!!!!! ............. delicate and now dripping wet and very cold!!
I am sure such things should be banned under the UN as a torture technique ………..if you did not want to take a piss before you would now !!
And without tissue paper how do you dry yourself? ……………. Well you don't ! ……….. you have just put a cold water hose pipe between your legs and you are now …..well ………..how can one put it …er……your personal rainforest is kinda dripping…..so I put my panties back on and …..yes before you ask it does feel like you have wet yourself..
Look I asked afterwards and I was told this is normal …NORMAL !!!!!!!!!! now just who would have put it about that it is normal to do that ! stick a hosepipe of cold water between your legs and then have to walk around like that …er damp……….you can't even sit down for fear of leaving a damp patch.
Now this is why Vampires live in the West !!!!
July 27, 2011
Advertising for a boyfriend and sleeping with a naked girl for the first time.
Sleeping with a naked girl for the first time, and advertising for a boyfriend
As I said before I was in SE Asia for Chinese New Year.
In SE Asia the rules are different, ok some are the same, don't talk to boys or they will think you are easy…………….. yes right … like that is going to stop a girl.
You may not just go up and talk with him or rather send a friend over but you are happy to write your cell phone number on an orange and throw in a lake.
ITS TRADITIONAL ! like how long have we had cell phones let alone waterproof felt tipped pens.
I think it is called "Chap Goh Meh" and happens at the end of the 15 day Chinese New Year.
All Chinese maidens and that's me, look I am unmarried so it is obvious I am still a maiden ………SHUT UP ! can get a boy by throwing an orange into the lake
I watched as some girls wrote a Facebook address other braver ones put a cell number on it, it should be the luck of a draw but one girl had a bag of about 30 oranges each covered with witty messages along with her date of birth, pretty hearts and an email address, done in red and black waterproof pen and must have taken her all day …………….
Boys line the bank with 20 ft long fishing poles, but the keener boys were in the water keeping an eye open for which girl threw which orange, one girl had about three guys fight over her orange so I don't see her staying single for long.
As to me? Wellllll I wrote my book details on two of them ……er…………….. ok so I also added my email but not one replied so I guess mine must have sunk.
While I am thinking of my Chinese New Year trip I may as remind you all of a change of life event that took place this year and that was the time my cousin removed her underwear and got in bed with me.
I promised to let you have all the details of my trip to Asia and well ……………..one of the most embarrassing things happened at night.
HMG well I never thought I would find myself sleeping with another girl I mean like together not just in the same room but in the same bed and then discover she had roving hands !!! and it was no where as exciting as when guys talk about what happens………
God this is so embarrassing to say ….well ………… there is a first time for everything ……. Forget the worry about the embarrassment of being a girl trying to buy condoms in a shop just remember to buy ear plugs ……………… heck did she snore!
Guys are always so interested to know what goes on when two girls sleep together, (perverts !!!!)
……well anyway I will tell you ! …………. It was well kinda .er…….different ……...and well I did not do anything much myself………….
As to what strange urges happen well it is true I did get some strange urges when her hand slowly moved up my inner leg ……….. The urge was to try and sneak away and get a hotel room………. On my own !!!
It was not that I even knew her ……..well…ok……. she is a cousin ………… and she seamed to take a liking to me during the day ……..but liking each other as cousins means shopping together and sharing an ice cream in the mall ………… moving into my bed on the pretence that the aircon was too powerful and she was cold…………. Well that is something I would have expected more from a guy…….
…. All she had on was a tee ……… and no don't ask me why, perhaps she liked the freedom, ok it was a long Tee but she was defiantly naked under it, look if she had not raised it to scratch I would not have know it was the only item she had on.
To prove she was cold she placed her hands between my thighs and ……..look I am not that sort of girl ! even more of a shock when she pushed her face into my boobs……giving out a little giggle….
What am I a pillow !! ……….heck……. I just hoped she was not going to bite anything !………. well you try and explain teeth marks on ones boobs!
Ok try again ………….. you try and give a believable reason why you have teeth marks on your boobs
The only way I could stop her hands locating more intimate places was to hug her …………pulling her even more into my chest I locked an arm around her and stroked he hair, so???????
and that was all that happened until she fell asleep, then I discovered that I was now trapped in the bed with miss roving hands ……….. Could not move without waking her and so that was my first time sleeping with a naked girl………
Er………..perhaps I should point out that my cousin is 6 years old and her mother was sleeping the other side of the room in another bed with my cousins two other sisters ………
Well even at that young age I still think her morals are very poor to sleep with someone just because I shared an ice cream with her …………….
It ended up that I had to cuddle her all night ! everytime I stopped to get comfy she started to fidget ………… God I have had boyfriends that have needed less physical attention.
I still wonder what happened to my oranges …………. Sigh …………………..
