Amy Mah's Blog, page 38
January 2, 2012
Guys and Girls Playing in the Snow
You will see pics of naked girls in the snow thinking that they look good, cool and sexy and how nice it would be in the snow……er…………….
Nude Sexy Girls On Snow
…..and this is not at all what I see in them …………. Snow is cold and damp and gives you a chill and as to sitting butt naked in snow the only body sensation you will get is frostbite and an urgent need to pee……………and hoping you don't get icicles …………. .. look you try getting panties that will fit over icicles! well it is cold !!!
This could be the reason that more men explore Antarctica then women, they can use a bottle where as for a girl……………
……….. ok ask anyone that has gone skiing why a girl has to start queuing for the toilet long before she wants to go, this is due to the time it takes to remove coats and jumpers in fact almost everything to free the straps on the salopettes and you still have not reached the thermal undies ………
…….. guys so have it too easy …………… the whole world is a washroom if you are a guy.................
… and as to sex in the snow ………………
………… hahahahahaha ……..a male fantasy …………yea right like that is so going to work ………….in your dreams guys
like if it take 45 min to just take a piss in a restaurant washroom …………..nothing and I mean nothing is ever going to happen on a ski slope that can not be done fully dressed!
I live in a cold country and I know what snow is like, walking about in just your undies ! look i may be mad but I am not that mad !!!!!!!!!!!
dare for money strip to undies
Naked Sex in the Snow
You will see pics of naked girls in the snow thinking that they look good, cool and sexy and how nice it would be in the snow……er…………….
Nude Sexy Girls On Snow
…..and this is not at all what I see in them …………. Snow is cold and damp and gives you a chill and as to sitting butt naked in snow the only body sensation you will get is frostbite and an urgent need to pee……………and hoping you don't get icicles …………. .. look you try getting panties that will fit over icicles! well it is cold !!!
This could be the reason that more men explore Antarctica then women, they can use a bottle where as for a girl……………
……….. ok ask anyone that has gone skiing why a girl has to start queuing for the toilet long before she wants to go, this is due to the time it takes to remove coats and jumpers in fact almost everything to free the straps on the salopettes and you still have not reached the thermal undies ………
…….. guys so have it too easy …………… the whole world is a washroom if you are a guy.................
… and as to sex in the snow ………………
………… hahahahahaha ……..a male fantasy …………yea right like that is so going to work ………….in your dreams guys
like if it take 45 min to just take a piss in a restaurant washroom …………..nothing and I mean nothing is ever going to happen on a ski slope that can not be done fully dressed!
I live in a cold country and I know what snow is like, walking about in just your undies ! look i may be mad but I am not that mad !!!!!!!!!!!
dare for money strip to undies
December 31, 2011
Bookshelf Confessions: A Girls Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them...
Bookshelf Confessions: A Girls Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them...: A Girls Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them and All That Love Stuff by Rachel Hill My rating: 5 of 5 stars Paperback: 108 pag...
Bookshelf Confessions: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire
Bookshelf Confessions: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire by Amy Mah My rating: 5 of 5 stars Paperback: 124 pages Publisher: Reardon Publishing...
December 16, 2011
Books for Teenage Girls
Books for Teenage Girls
Funny Vampire Book(Fangs Rule by Amy Mah)
Being A vampire sounds like it should be a cool thing to be as a teenage girl, like sleeping during the day and enjoying a night life with friends but no one warned Amy that it also meant having to suffer Teenage hormones for so long as she was stuck as a 16 year old vampire until her new vampire family would let her grow up, being a vampire was not as much fun as she had hoped and as to walking about wearing a see through nightdress with no underwear, well that was so not going to happen!
A very funny book about life as a teenage vampire, Amy Mah may be a vampire but at 16 she knows world is just out to get her and not just by people trying to stake her because she has better teeth than they do!
Funny Vampire Book
amazon order link
Teenage Girls Guide to Guys (fully illustrated and a very funny book)
The unknown world of boys has been a problem that has plagued girl-kind for many a century. What do you say to them? Which ones should you avoid? And what is going on in that little brain of theirs when they look at you? If only they came with a manual or something...Well now they do! A lovely step by step guide that's split into easy stages, taking you from finding the right kind of boy for you right up to ending a relationship and starting all over again. Wave goodbye to worrying about what kind of shoes to wear for a date or how to make the first move; it has all been covered. But how do you use this brilliant little tool? Well, if you want you can read through each chapter and follow the advice you find in it step by step. But there's also a handy content list at the beginning of each stage so you can skip to any section you want to read about. Keep a look out for sections called friends; these bits are dedicated to how to keep the balance between boyfriends and girlfriends. Also included is Outfits for all occasions, your very own boutique complete with personal stylist to make sure you get your right look every time. To begin with it would help if we found out a little bit more about those strange creatures we call boys. They can be a bit tricky to understand so it's best to liken them to something most girls know a little bit more about. Like shoes. Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical. Like shoe shopping, you need to get to know what's out there before you make your final purchase. Your first task, should you choose to accept it, is one of girl kind's most notable hobbies...with a twist...boy shopping! To make things even easier, included here is the very first boy catalogue giving you an extensive look into all the boys on the market. Good luck and happy shopping!
Cute and funny, with some excellent advice (and really adorable illustrations)' -- Keris Stainton author of "Della Says"
Teenage Girls Guide to Guys
Amazon order link
Funny Vampire Book(Fangs Rule by Amy Mah)
Being A vampire sounds like it should be a cool thing to be as a teenage girl, like sleeping during the day and enjoying a night life with friends but no one warned Amy that it also meant having to suffer Teenage hormones for so long as she was stuck as a 16 year old vampire until her new vampire family would let her grow up, being a vampire was not as much fun as she had hoped and as to walking about wearing a see through nightdress with no underwear, well that was so not going to happen!
A very funny book about life as a teenage vampire, Amy Mah may be a vampire but at 16 she knows world is just out to get her and not just by people trying to stake her because she has better teeth than they do!
Funny Vampire Book
amazon order link
Teenage Girls Guide to Guys (fully illustrated and a very funny book)
The unknown world of boys has been a problem that has plagued girl-kind for many a century. What do you say to them? Which ones should you avoid? And what is going on in that little brain of theirs when they look at you? If only they came with a manual or something...Well now they do! A lovely step by step guide that's split into easy stages, taking you from finding the right kind of boy for you right up to ending a relationship and starting all over again. Wave goodbye to worrying about what kind of shoes to wear for a date or how to make the first move; it has all been covered. But how do you use this brilliant little tool? Well, if you want you can read through each chapter and follow the advice you find in it step by step. But there's also a handy content list at the beginning of each stage so you can skip to any section you want to read about. Keep a look out for sections called friends; these bits are dedicated to how to keep the balance between boyfriends and girlfriends. Also included is Outfits for all occasions, your very own boutique complete with personal stylist to make sure you get your right look every time. To begin with it would help if we found out a little bit more about those strange creatures we call boys. They can be a bit tricky to understand so it's best to liken them to something most girls know a little bit more about. Like shoes. Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical. Like shoe shopping, you need to get to know what's out there before you make your final purchase. Your first task, should you choose to accept it, is one of girl kind's most notable hobbies...with a twist...boy shopping! To make things even easier, included here is the very first boy catalogue giving you an extensive look into all the boys on the market. Good luck and happy shopping!
Cute and funny, with some excellent advice (and really adorable illustrations)' -- Keris Stainton author of "Della Says"
Teenage Girls Guide to Guys
Amazon order link
Christmas Gifts for Teenage Girls
Christmas Gifts for Teenage Girls
Funny Vampire Book(Fangs Rule by Amy Mah)
Being A vampire sounds like it should be a cool thing to be as a teenage girl, like sleeping during the day and enjoying a night life with friends but no one warned Amy that it also meant having to suffer Teenage hormones for so long as she was stuck as a 16 year old vampire until her new vampire family would let her grow up, being a vampire was not as much fun as she had hoped and as to walking about wearing a see through nightdress with no underwear, well that was so not going to happen!
A very funny book about life as a teenage vampire, Amy Mah may be a vampire but at 16 she knows world is just out to get her and not just by people trying to stake her because she has better teeth than they do!
Funny Vampire Book
amazon order link
Teenage Girls Guide to Guys (fully illustrated and a very funny book)
The unknown world of boys has been a problem that has plagued girl-kind for many a century. What do you say to them? Which ones should you avoid? And what is going on in that little brain of theirs when they look at you? If only they came with a manual or something...Well now they do! A lovely step by step guide that's split into easy stages, taking you from finding the right kind of boy for you right up to ending a relationship and starting all over again. Wave goodbye to worrying about what kind of shoes to wear for a date or how to make the first move; it has all been covered. But how do you use this brilliant little tool? Well, if you want you can read through each chapter and follow the advice you find in it step by step. But there's also a handy content list at the beginning of each stage so you can skip to any section you want to read about. Keep a look out for sections called friends; these bits are dedicated to how to keep the balance between boyfriends and girlfriends. Also included is Outfits for all occasions, your very own boutique complete with personal stylist to make sure you get your right look every time. To begin with it would help if we found out a little bit more about those strange creatures we call boys. They can be a bit tricky to understand so it's best to liken them to something most girls know a little bit more about. Like shoes. Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical. Like shoe shopping, you need to get to know what's out there before you make your final purchase. Your first task, should you choose to accept it, is one of girl kind's most notable hobbies...with a twist...boy shopping! To make things even easier, included here is the very first boy catalogue giving you an extensive look into all the boys on the market. Good luck and happy shopping!
Cute and funny, with some excellent advice (and really adorable illustrations)' -- Keris Stainton author of "Della Says"
Teenage Girls Guide to Guys
Amazon order link
Funny Vampire Book(Fangs Rule by Amy Mah)
Being A vampire sounds like it should be a cool thing to be as a teenage girl, like sleeping during the day and enjoying a night life with friends but no one warned Amy that it also meant having to suffer Teenage hormones for so long as she was stuck as a 16 year old vampire until her new vampire family would let her grow up, being a vampire was not as much fun as she had hoped and as to walking about wearing a see through nightdress with no underwear, well that was so not going to happen!
A very funny book about life as a teenage vampire, Amy Mah may be a vampire but at 16 she knows world is just out to get her and not just by people trying to stake her because she has better teeth than they do!
Funny Vampire Book
amazon order link
Teenage Girls Guide to Guys (fully illustrated and a very funny book)
The unknown world of boys has been a problem that has plagued girl-kind for many a century. What do you say to them? Which ones should you avoid? And what is going on in that little brain of theirs when they look at you? If only they came with a manual or something...Well now they do! A lovely step by step guide that's split into easy stages, taking you from finding the right kind of boy for you right up to ending a relationship and starting all over again. Wave goodbye to worrying about what kind of shoes to wear for a date or how to make the first move; it has all been covered. But how do you use this brilliant little tool? Well, if you want you can read through each chapter and follow the advice you find in it step by step. But there's also a handy content list at the beginning of each stage so you can skip to any section you want to read about. Keep a look out for sections called friends; these bits are dedicated to how to keep the balance between boyfriends and girlfriends. Also included is Outfits for all occasions, your very own boutique complete with personal stylist to make sure you get your right look every time. To begin with it would help if we found out a little bit more about those strange creatures we call boys. They can be a bit tricky to understand so it's best to liken them to something most girls know a little bit more about. Like shoes. Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical. Like shoe shopping, you need to get to know what's out there before you make your final purchase. Your first task, should you choose to accept it, is one of girl kind's most notable hobbies...with a twist...boy shopping! To make things even easier, included here is the very first boy catalogue giving you an extensive look into all the boys on the market. Good luck and happy shopping!
Cute and funny, with some excellent advice (and really adorable illustrations)' -- Keris Stainton author of "Della Says"
Teenage Girls Guide to Guys
Amazon order link
December 15, 2011
Frozen Planet Brinicle ice finger of death filmed in Antarctica
Frozen Planet Brinicle ice finger of death filmed in Antarctic
Wow have you seen this? I mean it !This is fantastic filming
With timelapse cameras, specialists recorded salt water being excluded from the sea ice and sinking.
The temperature of this sinking brine, which was well below 0C, caused the water to freeze in an icy sheath around it.
Where the so-called "brinicle" met the sea bed, a web of ice formed that froze everything it touched, including sea urchins and starfish.
The unusual phenomenon was filmed for the first time by cameramen Hugh Miller and Doug Anderson for the BBC One series Frozen Planet.
If you would like to see more on the Antarctic see the books we have linked to Sir David Attenborough and the decendants of Antarctic explorers such as Scott, Wilson, Shakelton and Skelton
Visit our website www.antarcticbookshop.com for more details
Sir David Attenborough Antarctic Notebooks Book Launch
Sir David Attenborough at the Edward Wilson's Antarctic Notebooks Book launchSir David was speaking at the launch of Edward Wilson's Antarctic Notebooks, a book by Dr Wilson's great-nephews David and Chris Wilson reproducing his sketches and watercolours from his expeditions to the Antarctic with Captain Robert Falcon Scott.Dr Wilson was Scott's chief scientific officer on the second expedition, facing down freezing conditions and snow blindness to depict the continent and its wildlife, and died alongside him during their return from the South Pole in 1912.
Edward Wilson's Antarctic Notebooks (Reardon Publishing) was launched at the London Wetlands Centre by Sir David Attenborough, who was interviewed on ITV Meridian for the launch. Edward Wilson took part in two British expeditions to Antarctica, the British National Antarctic Expedition (Discovery Expedition) and the (Terra Nova Expedition), both under the leadership of Captain Scott, (Book Authors David and Christopher Wilson)
ISBN 9781874192510 Dr. Edward A. Wilson (1872-1912) is widely regarded as one of the finest artists ever to have worked in the Antarctic. Sailing with Captain Scott aboard 'Discovery' (1901-1904), he became the last in a long tradition of 'exploration artists' from an age when pencil and water-colour were the main methods of producing accurate scientific records of new lands and animal species. He combined scientific, topographical and landscape techniques to produce accurate and beautiful images of the last unknown continent. Such was the strength of his work that it also helped to found the tradition of modern wildlife painting. In particular Wilson captured the essence of the flight and motion of Southern Ocean sea-birds on paper. Returning with Captain Scott aboard 'Terra Nova' (1910-1913) as Chief of Scientific Staff, he continued to record the continent and its wildlife with extraordinary deftness. Chosen to accompany Captain Scott to the South Pole, his last drawings are from one of the most famous epic journeys in exploration history. Along with his scientific work, Wilson's pencil recorded the finding of Roald Amundsen's tent at the South Pole by Captain Scott. Wilson died, along with the other members of the British Pole Party, during the return journey, in March 1912. Many of the images in this book are rarely seen or are previously unpublished. The drawings and paintings were created at considerable personal cost in the freezing conditions in which Wilson worked. He often suffered severely from the cold whilst sketching and also from snow-blindness, or sunburn of the eye. They provide a remarkable testament to one of the great figures of the heroic age of Antarctic exploration. The book has been produced as a companion volume to 'Edward Wilson's Nature Notebooks' by two of Wilson's great nephews, to mark the centenary of his death. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Additional Information: ARTIST: Illustrations by Edward Wilson ILLUSTRATIONS: 500paintings, drawings
Link To A Amazon order page
More Details on Antarctic books
Edward Wilson's Antarctic Notebooks (Reardon Publishing) was launched at the London Wetlands Centre by Sir David Attenborough, who was interviewed on ITV Meridian for the launch. Edward Wilson took part in two British expeditions to Antarctica, the British National Antarctic Expedition (Discovery Expedition) and the (Terra Nova Expedition), both under the leadership of Captain Scott, (Book Authors David and Christopher Wilson)
ISBN 9781874192510 Dr. Edward A. Wilson (1872-1912) is widely regarded as one of the finest artists ever to have worked in the Antarctic. Sailing with Captain Scott aboard 'Discovery' (1901-1904), he became the last in a long tradition of 'exploration artists' from an age when pencil and water-colour were the main methods of producing accurate scientific records of new lands and animal species. He combined scientific, topographical and landscape techniques to produce accurate and beautiful images of the last unknown continent. Such was the strength of his work that it also helped to found the tradition of modern wildlife painting. In particular Wilson captured the essence of the flight and motion of Southern Ocean sea-birds on paper. Returning with Captain Scott aboard 'Terra Nova' (1910-1913) as Chief of Scientific Staff, he continued to record the continent and its wildlife with extraordinary deftness. Chosen to accompany Captain Scott to the South Pole, his last drawings are from one of the most famous epic journeys in exploration history. Along with his scientific work, Wilson's pencil recorded the finding of Roald Amundsen's tent at the South Pole by Captain Scott. Wilson died, along with the other members of the British Pole Party, during the return journey, in March 1912. Many of the images in this book are rarely seen or are previously unpublished. The drawings and paintings were created at considerable personal cost in the freezing conditions in which Wilson worked. He often suffered severely from the cold whilst sketching and also from snow-blindness, or sunburn of the eye. They provide a remarkable testament to one of the great figures of the heroic age of Antarctic exploration. The book has been produced as a companion volume to 'Edward Wilson's Nature Notebooks' by two of Wilson's great nephews, to mark the centenary of his death. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Additional Information: ARTIST: Illustrations by Edward Wilson ILLUSTRATIONS: 500paintings, drawings
Link To A Amazon order page
More Details on Antarctic books
December 14, 2011
New Year 2012 Walk of Shame (minus panties)
Walk of Shame (or er where's my panties?)
Now that the Party season is on us I thought I would do something seasonal
Ok ….I have only recently understood what camel toe means and now I just found out about the girl walk of shame, look yes I have been to University but I was one of the boring ones that studied.
Well yes maybe not all the time but having an Asian upbringing meant that you feared a thing far more dangerous than date Rape or being murdered and that was having some Aunt seeing you out walking home at 5am in your party clothes and smudged makeup.
Look you can only be murdered once ! With a suspicious Aunt the only way you could get away with it is if you could provide her with doctors certificate proving your virginity …………. As I said you can only be murdered once.
Anyway I have found these lovely little vids on Youtube and well I think they are funny
Walk of shame
Amp Commercial - Walk of No Shame
Walk of Shame Anthem
For all Harry Potter fans !
Now that the Party season is on us I thought I would do something seasonal
Ok ….I have only recently understood what camel toe means and now I just found out about the girl walk of shame, look yes I have been to University but I was one of the boring ones that studied.
Well yes maybe not all the time but having an Asian upbringing meant that you feared a thing far more dangerous than date Rape or being murdered and that was having some Aunt seeing you out walking home at 5am in your party clothes and smudged makeup.
Look you can only be murdered once ! With a suspicious Aunt the only way you could get away with it is if you could provide her with doctors certificate proving your virginity …………. As I said you can only be murdered once.
Anyway I have found these lovely little vids on Youtube and well I think they are funny
Walk of shame
Amp Commercial - Walk of No Shame
Walk of Shame Anthem
For all Harry Potter fans !
Christmas Walk of Shame (minus panties)
Walk of Shame (or er where's my panties?)
Now that the Party season is on us I thought I would do something seasonal
Ok ….I have only recently understood what camel toe means and now I just found out about the girl walk of shame, look yes I have been to University but I was one of the boring ones that studied.
Well yes maybe not all the time but having an Asian upbringing meant that you feared a thing far more dangerous than date Rape or being murdered and that was having some Aunt seeing you out walking home at 5am in your party clothes and smudged makeup.
Look you can only be murdered once ! With a suspicious Aunt the only way you could get away with it is if you could provide her with doctors certificate proving your virginity …………. As I said you can only be murdered once.
Anyway I have found these lovely little vids on Youtube and well I think they are funny
Walk of shame
Amp Commercial - Walk of No Shame
Walk of Shame Anthem
For all Harry Potter fans !
Now that the Party season is on us I thought I would do something seasonal
Ok ….I have only recently understood what camel toe means and now I just found out about the girl walk of shame, look yes I have been to University but I was one of the boring ones that studied.
Well yes maybe not all the time but having an Asian upbringing meant that you feared a thing far more dangerous than date Rape or being murdered and that was having some Aunt seeing you out walking home at 5am in your party clothes and smudged makeup.
Look you can only be murdered once ! With a suspicious Aunt the only way you could get away with it is if you could provide her with doctors certificate proving your virginity …………. As I said you can only be murdered once.
Anyway I have found these lovely little vids on Youtube and well I think they are funny
Walk of shame
Amp Commercial - Walk of No Shame
Walk of Shame Anthem
For all Harry Potter fans !
