Amy Mah's Blog, page 35

The Hobbit Movie Lord of the Rings Bilbo Baggins

 The Hobbit Movie Bilbo Baggins












This is a hobbit girl, cute er........ 




For Those awaiting the new Lord Of the Rings film here is a clip that will help you with the story line






























This is how Hollywood sees the Hobbit story 


The Hobbit: 2012 Movie Trailer





























But It is up to you which you like best for me it is the black and white version .......... heehehehehehhe just so love the ears




Don't forget to buy my book it has no Hobbits in it at all and so after what you have just seen very good idea to buy and read 

Pubic Hair Dye

Pubic Hair Dye - The Brazilian Wax is dead!

You humans have a lot to answer for, look or rather don’t look as I am not going to show you anything!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jeO6N6BCCw





I may have said before but I am a full blood living vampire not some undead turnling which are the stars in Hollywood horror movies and are just blood drinkers.

I am a living vampire so meaning I can ravage an undercooked t-bone stake with fries along with the best of humans …. then followed by a chocolate blood shake, er…ok perhaps that is not on the menu of all food halls but you would be surprised as what can go with chocolate.

But food is not what I am going to be talking about today, no today is going to be about a girls personal rainforest so all you guys sneeking a read ……….get lost!





The turnlings like my maid are all undead vampire like they used to be human but have been turned into vampires and so frozen in time.

Cool er? Well yes if the girl had time to have her hair done before being turned as what it looked like before being turned is what you will have after being turned, fed up with your hair well cut it all off and well next day you will be back to looking like Mortisha again…………

This is why the horror films always show female vampires as such bitches, bad hair days can be forever.

Yes your turned vampire hair style is for (un) life.

OK I have gone a bit off track the thing is er… well … not just the maid head hair is fixed for (un) life but all hair is and some undeads after 200 years would give anything to go back to being human just long enough to pluck their armpits like imagine 200 years of prickly underarm hair!

And as to the hair a bit lower down well fashion in that also changes and what with having to wear the vampire see-through nightdresses some of the maids suffer and go for a daily wax.

Ok some do go to other extremes and create works or art with plating and little bells and ribbons.

You must all read my book:  “FANGS RULE a girl’s guide to being a vampire” as it is all explained

Links:http://www.fangsrule.com

plus it is on Amazonhttp://www.amazon.com/Fangs-Rule-Girls-Guide-Vampire/dp/1874192480/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1334502530&sr=8-2

Video of book:

But now you humans have gone and produced another new fashion item that is kinda weird when wearing see-through night dresses without undies .

With this new trend in body decoration our nest is suffering so much from bright colours we have got to wear sunglasses indoors !

It is bad enough with the maids that attach little bells below giving a whole new meaning to having a tinkle now they have a background of dayglow orange undergrowth the make the bells stand out !

Just how can they betaken seriously as death dealing denizens of the night when they have coloured pubes in Dayglow green or pink?



I did say that if you like what I blog about then i have a book full of this stuff



Click here  http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm

The CHICK-tionary and what every woman should know

The CHICK-tionary





WOW......................... just been reading this and it is great!!!!!











As I said take a look at the book trailer to see what i mean I have now learnt more about being female than from any school biology class ................... 





Come to think about it I have learned more about being female from the female section of the local drug store than I even did from school biology.





Don't for get if you like self help guides there is mine .........Fangs Rule 





Ho yes mine is not only good for getting blood stains out of clothing but will give handy hints on how to get rid or the dead body..............

Vampires in Bras and Thongs

To day I was looking at Vampire quotes and guess what I found myself!

Yes I am listed in lists of vampire quotes so a little bit of fame er…… weeeeeeeeeeeeee

But in saying that they do only have my biting and blood sucking types of quote.

My more interesting ones are on what type of bra to buy so that you can leap across rooftops without being constantly slapped in the face …. Please …   Please do not believe the Hollywood vampire female wear …



1.  long transparent nightdresses so long that can keep your feet warm are a no no as you always get them caught on a roof gargoyle getting them ripped and seeing Hollywood lets it be known that nightdresses are worn commando all you end up being know as is a roof top streaker ……besides its windy on a roof so most of the time you end up wearing it as a collar ………… and as for staring in a vampire film with your famous flying somersaulting skills then you have just made sure the movie is for Adult only !!! 





2.  Tight leather pants are all well and good but please make sure you can bend over in them without a ripping sound causing a new ventilation area to appear in them and the new worry about not bending over to pick up anything from the floor when near any passing werewolf unless you think you would like to give birth to a hybrid





3.  Thongs …………….hahahah yes do I really have to say they are so not a good idea as they may start out as exterior fitting but after a few leaps and kicks they will have moved on or should I say in ! Personally I am a little old fashioned and still like the idea of being able to remove my own undies without the help of a gynaecologist! 





Yes ok guys may say they are sexy but do you ever see them try fighting while wearing them and still be able to father children in the future!    





4. Bras …before you buy think about what you will be doing while wearing them and is it really fair that the only reason you win fights is that the opponent is more interested in what keeps popping out and bouncing up and down in front of his face to pay any attention on sword you have in your hands? Huh as if he has even noticed you have hands let alone what is in them





Like what you have read? then come visit my website

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Mama Knows Books: Fangs Rule Book Tour Guest Post by Amy Mah

Mama Knows Books: Fangs Rule Book Tour Guest Post by Amy Mah: Hi my name is Amy, and I am a vampire. For those who do not know me, I should point out that I used to be a feral vamp, living in the outsid...

Being watched naked in the shower !

As a girl you do know when you are being watched naked …

Its true you can sense eyes on you and you get the feeling that your bra size is being calculated

Thinking back to earlier this year I remember I said I would tell you more of my trip home for Chinese New Year.

As with the strange toilets that came as a culture shock so did other things………hell I am only a different colour on the outside I am Weston educated ……………… true I also have strange some very odd Non-Weston habits but those I blame on my Aunts that brought me up …………………..        

After the problems with wet toilets and trying to keep a dress dry I opted for that standard Chinese girl uniform which is a tee with or without bra and a pair of shorts ……lucky my cousins are all the same size as I am, but then so is everyone ……





…so odd not having to get a chair to look someone in the eyes, so they lent me all the things I needed to blend in, the reason why a Tee can be worn with or without a bra is due to the thickness of material …..er how can I put this…………. The nipples don't show ………like the bras, the cups are of a thick material, nipples should not be seen!   

(ho god for a change I could buy clothing that fitted without feeling like a child playing dress up in their Moms clothes) 

 As was so pointed out 

(nipples pointed out ! get it ?... sorry)   to me in the past only white women and prostitutes let guys see their nipples ……………….





As to why ……well ask a white woman how should I know, perhaps proud of the size or something.

The shorts were normal as shorts go and not like the ones I saw in Siam …4 inches deep !!!!!!  like that is 8 cm …………I know tai girls are small but even they would have to shave before wearing something like that !

But must remember do not get close to Malay as they see your legs and will want to rape you ……





………… its TRUE !!! I read it in the newspaper a malay man arrested for rapeing a Chinese girl told the court that he thought she was a prostitute because of what she was wearing which was a tee and shorts …………..er he did go to prison due to the fact she was only 14 ………….. but if she was 24 he may have got away with it

Now I burn in sunlight ……….no not burst into flames ………. Not all vampires do that I just can not take strong sunlight. …………….. Which oddly is not a problem in SE Asia ………..er………….. no one goes out in the sun! its true again only white people go in the sun Asians always walk and park in the shade ………….. 





We even have stick on or pull down blinds on the car windows ………… no not for the driver!......... stupid question ………baseball cap and sunglasses for the driver ………don't forget we do not go for suntans ………….. the paler the skin the nicer you look ……….so my deathly pale completion was liked by all the family.













And even my washing habits fitted in ……due to one of my crazy Aunts …….I shower and change undies at least 3 times a day …….. Some thing which was pointed out as an oddity at Uni is normal here, all my distant relatives spend so much time in the shower it normally takes 4 hours to get ready to go out to eat ……………… Yes again as my Aunt pointed out to me:     "you don't want to smell like a white person now do you" ?

It is not true that all white people smell that is just stereotyping ………. Well yes a lot do smell but you can get used to it ………… and not all is body odour, well don't forget just as Indians smell of curry, Whites smell of Sour milk ………….. er ………you did not know?   ……sorry …………. Its alright not to me…………well I am used to it……., I mostly just notice the BO ……..but lots of my race do not take dairy products ………. So when someone takes lots of milk and cheese and butter etc…. well it must seep out of the pores ……





……. Look I am not a doctor if you don't bath in the stuff you tell me why you smell of it then.?

Now the hotels were fantastic but when moving around the cousins you have to live like they do 





…………. Ok ok ok Its just that I am not used to sleeping with other girls or taking my clothes off in front of others ………….. well I am not ………… I blog about all kinds of sexy stuff but it is all talk ………..





People wonder where I get all the crazy stuff I put in my books well its from real life!!!

Ok if I was Japanese I would be used to being naked sharing hot tubs and hot springs with other girls ……













…….. but as I am not, so being naked in front of others is not normal for me……….. 

Again with the hotel you have lovely power shower, but as a race that has had showers for 3000 years this part of SE Asia is a little kinda pre 1,000 BC plumbing

To take a shower you enter a room with a drain in the centre, with a plastic cover over it ………………The top of the wall does not join the ceiling and that is where a neon tube is located………….and the wild life lives, the door has a small plastic bolt which must be only for decoration as it bends and pops open when the door is pushed from the other side………… this means if I am too long a cousin will join me making it look like a start of a porno movie    

eck ….I thought I got past girlies showering together when I left high school … believe me it did not do anything for me them so don't expect it to do anything now. 





Now to shower with a nice hunk of a guy well that is something I would not mind trying and well I would not mind if he wanted to rub my back.... or even ............. 













Ho well back to the real world................ sigh

Walls floor and ceiling are bare apart from the eyes watching me ……..yes as I remove my things and try and hang them on nipple shaped plugs in the wall ……

..I am being watched ……………… as I look around I see the peeping toms sticking tongues out with excitement ………





….. Small lizards are walking up the wall …………. And they can run across a ceiling faster than you could ever hope to catch one a Geako I think they are called.

Now my family hate them but I find them cute …………. They eat insects and that is mega cute to me………………… the problem is the toilet habits after they have eaten the insects ………

Two plungers containing two liquids .1 is pink and for the hair and 1 is grean and for the body and they both smell like cheap washing up liquid.

Now as for the shower Huh ! fitted to a wall with a dripping tap to fill it is a er……….. don't know what to call, (urn?) it well it is plastic, blue and must hold 50 gallons of water ………….. floating on the top is a pale blue plastic bucket.

What you do is fill the bucket and pour it over you and that is called showering I call it frigging COLD !!!!!!

You stand in the room over a drain and rub washing up liquid all over the body and hair then pour buckets of water over yourself,     at this point you nearly scream as a finger prods you in the butt as a cousin is now standing naked behind …………….. yes the plastic bolt was only for show ……she takes the bucket off you and insists on pouring it over you as you cover your chest with your arms and shiver ……………… then she expects you to do the same for her !

If those lizards had a camera I would now be staring in some online porn magazine with a discreet title such as :

Hot and Horny Asian Chicks playing with water

Ok Ok…yes it is all innocent but you try telling someone that after they have watched you on the adult section of Youtube.    

  







Geckos are lizards belonging to the family Gekkonidae, found in warm climates throughout the world. They range from 1.6 cm to 60 cm.

Geckos are unique among lizards in their vocalizations, making chirping sounds in social interactions with other geckos. Gekkonidae is the largest family of lizards, with over 2000 different species worldwide and many others likely yet to be discovered. The name stems from the Indonesian-Javanese word Tokek, inspired by the sound these animals make.

All geckos, excluding the Eublepharinae subfamily, have no eyelids and instead have a transparent membrane which they lick to clean. Many species will, in defense, expel a foul-smelling material and feces onto their aggressors. There are also many species that will drop their tails in defense, a process called autotomy. Many species are well known for their specialized toe pads that enable them to climb smooth and vertical surfaces, and even cross indoor ceilings with ease (one hypothesis explains the ability in terms of the van der Waals force). These antics are well-known to people who live in warm regions of the world, where several species of geckos make their home inside human habitations. These species (for example the House Gecko) become part of the indoor menagerie and are often welcome guests, as they feed on insects, including mosquitoes.

The largest species, the Kawekaweau, is only known from a single, stuffed specimen found in the basement of a museum in Marseille, France, and one documented sighting in the wild in 1870. This gecko was 60 cm (24 in) long and it was endemic to New Zealand, where it lived in native forests. It was probably wiped out along with much of the native fauna of these islands in the late 19th century, when new invasive species such as rats and stoats were introduced to the country during European colonization. The smallest gecko, the Jaragua Sphaero, is a mere 1.6 cm long and was discovered in 2001 on a small island off the coast of the Dominican Republic.[2]

Common traitsGeckos come in various patterns and colors such as purple, pink, blue, and black, and are among the most colorful lizards in the world.

Some are subtly patterned and somewhat rubbery looking, while others are brightly colored. Some species can change color to blend in with their environment or with particular temperatures. Some species are parthenogenic, which means the female is capable of reproducing without copulating with a male. This improves the gecko's ability to spread to new islands. However, in a situation where a single female gecko populates an entire island, the island will suffer from a lack of genetic variation within the geckos that inhabit it. The gecko's mating call sounds like a shortened bird chirping which attracts males, when they are around. This allows a female to reproduce with more genetic variation, by using sexual reproduction instead of asexual.

[edit] Adhesion AbilityClose-up of the underside of a gecko's foot as it walks on vertical glassThe toes of the gecko have a special adaptation that allows them to adhere to most surfaces without the use of liquids or surface tension. The spatula tipped setae on gecko footpads allow attractive forces called van der Waals interactions to arise between the adhesive setae and the surface. One study suggested that capillary adhesion might play a role[3], but that hypothesis has been rejected by more recent studies[4] [5] [6].

These van der Waals interactions involve no fluids; in theory, a boot made of synthetic setae would adhere as easily to the surface of the International Space Station as it would to a living room wall, although adhesion varies with humidity[5] [6]. The setae on the feet of geckos are also self cleaning and will usually remove any clogging dirt within a few steps.[7][8] Teflon, which has very low van der Waals forces,[9] is more difficult for geckos to adhere to than many other surfaces.

Geckos' toes seem to be "double jointed", but this is a misnomer. Their toes actually bend in the opposite direction from our fingers and toes. This allows them to overcome the van der Waals force by peeling their toes off surfaces from the tips inward. In essence, this peeling action alters the angle of incidence between millions of individual setae and the surface, reducing the Van der Waals force. Geckos' toes operate well below their full attractive capabilities for most of the time. This is because there is a great margin for error depending upon the roughness of the surface, and therefore the number of setae in contact with that surface.

Uroplatus fimbriatus clinging to glass.Use of small van der Waals attraction force requires very large surface areas: every square millimeter of a gecko's footpad contains about 14,000 hair-like setae. Each seta has a diameter of 5 micrometers. Human hair varies from 18 to 180 micrometers, so a human hair could hold between 3 and 36 setae. Each seta is in turn tipped with between 100 and 1,000 spatulae.[7] Each spatula is 0.2 micrometer long[7] (one five-millionth of a meter), or just below the wavelength of visible light.[10]

If a typical mature 70 g (2.5 oz) gecko had every one of its setae in contact with a surface, it would be capable of holding aloft a weight of 133 kg (290 lb):[11] each spatula can exert an adhesive force of 10 nanonewtons (0.0010 mgf)[12]. Each seta can resist 10 milligrams-force (100 µN), which is equivalent to 10 atmospheres of pull.[7] This means a gecko can support about eight times its weight hanging from just one toe on smooth glass.[7]

Sex dogie style with a werewolf ....NO WAY!

Dating a Werewolf? Forget it! OK I may sound a little specie-ist what with being a vampire and all and we are always told off for putting Werewolves down (Good Idea) but some talk goes around that it would be cool to date one of these fire rugs, well forget it.

OK so they would enjoy long romantic walks. +


Sex, they will be the only ones howling with pleasure -


You would have to give him a worming tablet before you kissed him –


At the end of a date he would not want to kiss you but hump your leg! -


Getting real close means sharing not only a fresh kill but also his flies and lice -


He will have a criminal record for being arrested for public displays of nudity, when Weres un-were they no longer have a fur coat. -


 As to sleeping with him males are bad when they are just eating biscuits in bed (crumbs yuk!) he will leave half a deer dripping over your best black silk sheets. -


He will also moult so it you have any dust allergies you will discover the only thing he will excite you to do is sneeze!  -


So when the next werewolf you meet asked do you have any werewolf in you and when you say no he then says would you like some and gives a large grin …. BITE HIM !

Vampire Skin care and not just the bathing in a Virgin Girls blood sort

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Mini Skirts increase the risk of rape

http://lifestyle.aol.co.uk/2012/03/29/indonesia-to-ban-mini-skirts-because-they-increase-the-risk-of-r/

Indonesia to ban mini-skirts because they increase the risk of rape





Indonesia is preparing to ban mini-skirts because the government thinks that they are "pornographic" and increase the likelihood of men committing "immoral acts". 



The Daily Mail reports that the Muslim country's religious affairs minister, Suryadharma Ali, was appointed to run the new anti-porn task force earlier this month. 



He said that before the government decided on what aspects of life could be considered pornographic, they would consult normal people. 



However, he indicated to the Jakarta Post that he would be targeting the mini-skirt because it could be considered pornographic "when someone wears a skirt above the knee."



He said: "Once a standard of pornography is established, the task force will apply it nationwide across all ethnicities."



Parliamentary speaker Marzuki Alle has already targeted female politicians who wear short skirts. He said he was already drafting rules banning female politicians and staff members from wearing skirts above the knee because "there have been a lot of rape cases and other immoral acts recently and this is because women aren't wearing appropriate clothes."



He added: "You know what men are like - provocative clothing will make them do things."



The new rules are certain to cause controversy as western-style clothes are very popular in Indonesia, and mini-skirts are a popular choice in Jakarta's nightclubs. 



Do you think that mini-skirts are pornographic? A bit draughty maybe on a windy day but pornographic?

So we are now told by a Government minister provocative clothing make guys do things? Makes them? Er….makes them?!? Like no free will anymore? No choice in the matter?

I am sure all the Abrahamic religions say God has given man free will.

Looks like we have a new prophet of God in Marzuki Alle that must be saying the holy books are all wrong and man does not have free will anymore so naturally will want to get his Dick out if he sees a pair of girls legs and it is all the girls fault.

Why I ask is it is some countries that it is never the guys fault when a girl gets raped?