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Funny Sexy New Vampire Book

New Sexy Vampire Book Now Out



Only the people that have not read my books think I write children books ......... no they are Young Adult Books .er... at that age you can vote  .... Drink .... Go to war and kill people legally.... have sex and raise a family ................ and then people ask is Young Adult a childrens book?











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Funny Sexy Vampire Book

New Sexy Vampire Book Now Out









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The C String No Panty Lines! No Tan Lines!

No
Panty Lines! No Tan Lines!



The C String is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie.
Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new
freedom.



The C String can be worn under all your favorite
clothes:

• Dresses • Skirts • Jeans



The C String can also be worn alone:

• Swimwear • Lingerie

 

 

C STRING THONG / STRAPLESS THONGS





















Ok so they have been about for about 5 years and
I did not even know they existed let alone come in transparent plastic ..er
why?




As to also coming with fur …well that sounds
interesting ……… I have often wondered what I would look like as a blond.




No way am I going to dye that area of my body and
then wander into a saloon to ask for my roots to be done every few weeks.




Have I tried one …..er no I have not but if I
ever have to pose naked I would definitely invest in one with black fur …












Now if any of my readers have tried one please
leave a comment like what the heck does it feel like and can it drop off at a
time and place you did not want it to.









  

No Panty Lines! No Tan Lines! The C String is a
completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line
and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom. The C String is
designed similar to a headband. The front has a wide part to cover your private
area and the back side is thin to grip comfortably to your bottom. Your C
String is contoured to fit a women's body. Your private area is covered while
the panty grips you comfortably like a thong to stay in place. The C String can
be worn under all your favorite clothes: Like Dresses, Skirts, Jeans. The C
String can also be worn alone with Swimwear, Lingerie. It can be also wear under
sunless tanning bed and Brazilian Wax.












Say goodbye to panty lines and tan lines with
the amazing C-String Invisible Underwear. 




These amazing panties have been made
to replace thongs and G-strings and provide a strapless approach to underwear
with more stability and coverage than a merkin.




They have been featured on television and are
perfect to wear under evening dresses or a special outfit to avoid the 'visible
thong' look, making your clothes look elegant and sophisticated. The range also
included matching bras so you can create a complete set of sexy lingerie.

 



 
 
 
C-String
 
Kiss goodbye to panty-lines and tan-lines with the incredible C-String
 
Invisible Underwear. A favourite with celebs, the C-String is a piece of lingerie with an internal wire frame that safely and comfortably fits the body with no irritating side straps.

 

 












Forget the G-string - can ANYONE wear the new
C-string?







  






  

A model shows off the
C-string




This is the stuff of nightmares. I am walking
down the road pushing a buggy when I have to bend down to pick up a dropped
toy.




A passing van driver leers at me and then beeps
his horn. But it?s not because of my blonde hair: it?s because I look as if I
forgot to put on any underwear that morning.




That?s what happens on my first day wearing the
"C-String", a bad dream in underwear form. According the promotional
blurb, it is "sexy, elegant and completely unique".




If you?re an ordinary-shaped person, that?s one
out of three, and it ain?t the first two.




The C-string consists of the front part of a
thong-style pair of knickers, held up with a little bit of wire at the back.
The idea is that you pop it on, and it stays put. Think of an unevenly shaped
wired headband, and you?re half-way there - the name derives from the C shape.
Then imagine wearing it on your bottom.




The manufacturers suggest that you wear it with
outfits that might show a panty line, or even as swimwear so that you don?t get
tan lines across your bottom.




Personally, I would rather go to the beach
wearing full ski-gear than wear a skimpy headband as a part of bikini bottoms.
But then, after two children, I feel racy wearing a coloured bra.




However, I have agreed to road test the C-string
for a week. I receive my consignment by post in a minute envelope. No extra
postage needed on this item. Then I dangle the C-string thoughtfully from my
finger. It doesn?t look big enough for a child?s bottom, never mind one
belonging to a decent-sized woman.

My two-year-old son Archie wanders into the
study and his eyes light up. "What?s that, Mummy?" he asks.




I?m momentarily stumped.

"It?s pants," I admit.

He giggles. "But where?s Noddy?" Ah.
Most pants in our house have Noddy on them.

"There?s no room for Noddy to live," I
explain.

He seems satisfied.




While the C-string consists of less material
than a gnat?s handkerchief, it is not easy to get on being so springy and
slight.




Once I have struggled into it I glance in the
mirror and am horrified. You need the limbs of Elle Macpherson to carry this
look off.




Thankfully my husband has gone to Spain for a few days with his
friends, so is unable to laugh at me - or be sick at the sight of his wife
looking like a lapdancer at 7am.




Dressed in hipster jeans I wander gingerly
downstairs. Already the pants are chafing. I rapidly realise that hipsters are
the wrong item of clothing for the C-string.




I take the children to the park and fall into
conversation with a pleasant-seeming couple with a child a little older than
Archie.

Our children smile shyly at each other and take
turns on the slide. And then Oscar, my youngest, falls down and I bend
over...an apparently underwear-free mother. The couple make their excuses and
leave the park quickly, glancing behind them as they leave.




My aunt comes to stay for the weekend, and I
show her my racy underwear. I tell her, quoting directly from the
manufacturers, that the C- string is: "Ideal for the beach or the
bedroom".




"Wouldn?t it be a bit uncomfortable to
sleep in?" she asks.




When I have stopped laughing we agree that
that?s undoubtedly not what they meant.




When my husband returns from his boys? weekend
away I canvass his opinion.




"I?m testing out a new pair of pants,"
I announce.

My husband doesn?t even look up from the telly,
where Jeremy Clarkson is telling him something about cars. I try again. Still
no response. He is really tired.




Then I announce: "They?re invisible."
The weary head whips round and the tired eyes pop open. Ha! Got him.
Unfortunately, when I show them to him he is faintly repelled.




The next day I drop Archie off at nursery and
grab my fellow mummy friend Zoe as she is scooting off.

"I need to ask you about my pants," I
hiss. She looks at the sample C- string I am holding - if I showed her in situ
I?d be arrested - and exclaims in horror "It?s awful. It must dig into
you!"




"Is it terribly painful?" she adds
sympathetically. I grimace bravely and hobble home.




My innate fear is of being carted off to
hospital in the wrong underwear, so I find myself driving particularly
carefully and crossing the road with extra caution. Any medic seeing my bottom
would be laughing too hard to carry out life-saving procedures.




On the fourth day I have to wear a skirt because
it?s so hot. As well as feeling vulnerable, I am absolutely terrified that my
pants are going to fall off. How will I explain as I scoop my C-string hastily
off the pavement?




But it stands fast, which relieves me, but
whenever a small child tugs at my skirt I feel it slipping inexorably down. You
can?t push away a one-year-old who has only just started to walk, so I solve
the problem by not leaving the house.




I am impressed to note that there is no apparent
panty line to ruin the line of my skirt, but again, I?m afraid I just look as
though I?m not wearing anything, which frankly looks worse.




However, when I try on an evening dress I am impressed.
Normally I can see the smallest of thongs, but with the C-string nothing is
visible, and the dress does look more elegant than usual.




I am nothing if not thorough. While there is no
way I am going to test out the C-string while sunbathing in our overlooked
London garden, I do have a shower wearing one to see if it would stand up to
the rigours of a swimming pool. The practical answer is yes, but the mirrors in
the bathroom say a firm "no".




A girls? night out seals the fate of my new
pants. A host of giggling and tipsy thirty-something friends confirm that
although they undoubtedly have a place in the drawers of the idle rich, size
eight, 20-year-old models, they don?t quite work in day-to-day life.




C-strings? Frankly they?re pants.





Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-458818/Forget-G-string--ANYONE-wear-new-C-string.html#ixzz259ehTQIq






  




When it comes to underwear, I have always been willing to try
something a little out of the ordinary. Even before I was in my teens, I got
permission from my mother to wear thongs and G-Strings for underwear. Have
always loved the freedom of such brief attire under my other clothing and
besides it was kind of my own little secret.



A couple of years ago my boyfriend, who is very
creative, came up with a design for underwear without a waistband. It was for
all intents and purposes an under-wired G-String. He made up one for me and one
of my girl friends. When we tried wearing them they had a different feeling but
in no time we got used to them. As a result, he has made several more for each
of us and she and I wear them as underwear a lot of the time. They really do
disappear under clothing and they are very easy to put on and take off. 



It took a little doing but we have now worked up
the nerve such that we have been known to wear them at public beaches that
permit thong swimwear. Wow do they get noticed and the comments from both men
and women have always complementary. Last year we even went a whole week
wearing nothing but under-wired thongs and pasties covering our nipples while
house boating at Lake Powell. It is
so liberating to wear so little once you get over the initial "stage
fright." 



Recently I discovered that the online lingerie
store called Honey Love as well as a couple of Ebay merchants are now selling
the same kind of garment under the name C-Strings. I have bought four pairs of
C-Strings, so far, in different colors and so has my friend. They are very well
made. They fit beautifully and stay in place very well and just cover the bare
necessities. 



If you are used to wearing thong underwear or
swimwear you will find C-Strings very comfortable. Clearly they are a style
that some might not like but if you are willing to be a little daring and try
something a little different, I would recommend you try a C-String. I sure like
mine and I might add, so does my boyfriend.




OK so lets get back to something you really need to get and that is my new novel:




A Nice new sexy book on life as a vampire

sexy teacher and body teaching skills

Just found this little anime clip and wellllllllllllll 




Ok so I know guys can be a little slow at times




But I think this girl should give up on this mega slow guy and just give him an English to Japanese dictionary 


















Now for some real excitement




Click Here







http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm







Yes it is my new novel




It is full of sexy vampires









Plus of course my book on what to do with a 




guy that wants




to bite you on the first date!







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Take a look at my cute vampire body

Sexy clothing on my cute
vampire body






………….so
……….all good vampire girls take a look inside the wardrobes to see what can
look good when the weather gets better for an innocent (cough, cough ) walk in
the night air.…………so having a look at my bullet proof vest ……or should I use
the correct term Body armour………...yes of course I have one !!!!! …….silly!...............a
girl has got to be prepared hasn’t she………….




No it
is not like the big things you see on TV that say CNN along with the words
Press on them in large letter just so people from Fox News know who to shoot at……(a
joke before they sue me) …. When they say they fight for the stories it is
True!!




The
press ones look so thick they could stop a tank shell and makes the reporter
look fat ……..they come in media camouflage colours which means Black with large
letters in white saying TV ………..PRESS …………….. 
So if a rival new company does not get you then it will be the
government troops or rebel forces that will. 





Mine
is unisex and I got it before I found out about wearing sexy Helsing underwear
………….. er……….. Want to know about my underwear?     hehehehehe
   …………. 




Then you should have read my
book! …..some of it is illustrated ….heheheehehe




It is
unisex and white and fits under the clothes ……….. White …..ok so its brilliant white…
my idea is that you can take it off and wave it to surrender but no they say it
is to make it not noticeable ! .




NOT NOTICEABLE !!!!  well if you were wearing an overcoat then
maybe ……….. but it is big thick and flattens ones boobs, not hard to do in my
case but still, so extremely flattening but not in a nice way   




………….. It is held on with Velcro’s straps
and buckles, the inner layer is breathable with lots of holes to stop one
sweating in it………….




Sorry
my Aunt always says girls do not sweat ………….. Horses sweat ………Men perspire and
Women glow……………. So when I try it on in the summer I am glowing like a Horse…………..
er………………the armour plating comes out via zip pockets and you can wash the
jacket on a low setting if it gets too smelly.




And
just because it says Designed for Comfort on it does not mean it is ……and
besides if I wanted something designed for comfort it would be a bra and not
body armour!……to put it on it goes over the head and the straps tie it together
…………….ok  ok .so once it is on its
ok…………. It’s just that I no longer look like a girl …if I was a little flat before…..I
am now very FLAT 




…far flatter than any sports bra and without the advantage of
looking like you are at least trying to get fit.




FBI
agents may be able to put a jacket over it but I suggest a jumper that way you
can try and put a tissue stuffed bra over it to give you back some sort of
famine shape………….. er………. it is heavy ……… the weight is taken by the shoulders
but it is still heavy .




I am
told it is good against knife attacks and can take up to a 9mm bullet………. Huh
as it I’m going to test it out by standing anywhere some is shooting at me ! ……………
it may not be comfy but heck you try sticking a stake in me and you will soon
discover that this girl is one smart cookie ………………




Humans
are so stupid at times ………look we have seen all the horror films just like you
have …………..and we know about how you want to kill us …………..




Hell he
will have one silly look on his face after trying to stake me! …………..




er………well
not for long as the mention of stake always makes me hungry…………..and ho just
look I have now found my evening meal standing in front of me with a blunt
stake and a silly look!




……. Human = Stupid
…..




Now for some real excitement

Click Here




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Yes it is my new novel

It is full of sexy vampires









Plus of course my book on what to do with a guy that wants to bite you on the first date!




www.fangsrule.com/buy1.htm








Fang’s Rule is a teenage girls guide to being a Vampire , that said, this a guide from A-Z which is all about a vampire’s lifestyle, etc,.

I enjoyed this book a lot, especially nowadays when every talk in town, especially girl’s gossips consisted of vampires, romance and gothic, well, this a good take, anew taste of vampirism, since this is light and funny, and surely recommended for all ages, th


ere’s no horrid nor goric thoughts in this.

The book is nice since it acts as a way of a teenage vampire girl to help her fellow vampires to cope with their surroundings, everything from fashion, food/blood, rank, covens, family, undead and even boyfriends, dates and romance are tackled in this cute book---a book any girl would want to have.

This guide is well written, it didn’t look like the usual printed books but rather as if it’s really a journal, but I have no trouble reading..:) with its conversational tone it was easy to follow.

Ms. Amy Mah has a wonderful sense of humor and this book is a masterpiece! There are lots of things in this guide that I have never heard of before. I thought I knew vampires!

In addition to good humor, which in every word made me laugh out loud plus a very gorgeous manga art by Heby Sim, layout and design was done by Nicholas Reardon this book is a must-have for every girl, or those who want to feel-like…:)

I really really love the drawings, vibrant and colorful, especially the cover, so Asian and spells dark..:) I read this in one sitting.
This book is either outrageously funny or awesomely funny, but I’ll stick to the latter.

Manga book lovers, vampire lovers, girlish, artist would surely enjoy this… all the while with many laughs throughout the awesome artwork pages. I never thought being a vampire could be this fun!

Try it!

Having Sex that does not involve batteries

Having SEX with Machines?













Well I don’t but I do have a male / female relationship with my computer and it is definitely Male!












No I am not going to go on about it being dumb stupid and unfaithful like guys…………. But it is so true………….
Why is it male ……………. God that is so obvious
No matter what it tells you it can do……….. In real life it can only do one thing at the time and then you have to watch it while it is doing that or it will do it wrong!









As soon as you leave the room it stops and waits till you come back to carry on.
I am sure mine spends its down time off and scanning porn sites looking for the latest case less HP computer with its components hanging out showing them all lite up with pretty red diodes ……. The sluts ………. Like does it ever show the slightest interest with what I wear!


As to perversions It is always wanting me to help it stick some male part of its anatomy into any passing reproductive copier……………
Hardwear!!!! you are joking its hardware will not do anything until you have spent hours playing with its software that by the time the hardware says it is working you are no longer in the mood.












If I get a virus I still have to work on but hell no my machine is male ….one little virus and it has man flu …………… it may as well be dead for all the use it is as it only wants it sit in some sick bed of a workshop and be waited on by repair staff………that charge lots to say no nothing is wrong with it ……………its working fine now…..perhaps it only needed a rest ……….see MALE !!! Nothing wrong with it just wanted me to worry that it was ill !

So forget machines and take time to read a good book:




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Back in 2007, computer chess programming guru David Levy wrote a provocative book about robot-human relations entitled Love and Sex with Robots: The Evolution of Human-Robot Relationships. In it he made a number of bold predictions regarding future relations between humans and machines, the most surprising of which being that we would fall in love with robots.

Fast forward 4 years (and almost 3 Moore’s Law cycles) and it seems as though his predictions are no nearer coming true than they were when he made them. David Hanson’s skin has gotten more realistic and more people know about Hiroshi Ishiguro’s real looking androids, but many important developments stand in the way of our considering robots something we could one day fall in love with.

So what’s standing in the way of our moving more quickly toward robots as companions?

In an interview with Levy earlier this year, Dr. Kim Solez inquires into what obstacles there are in creating the robots envisioned in Love and Sex with Robots.

Perhaps surprising, Levy doesn’t think there are any real psychological obstacles in the way of our making robots our romantic companions. In fact, he thinks, “It’s almost entirely a question of investment.”

He explains:

“Up until now, most of the interest in robot-human relations has come from Japan and it’s well known that the Japanese government is facing a massive social problem in coming decades because of the percentage of its population that will at an age where they will need a lot of care and there simply won’t be enough people to provide that care.  And so the Japanese governments decided some years ago that the answer lay in developing robots, ‘carer robots’ to look after the elderly. I think that this is the main effort in the world in this direction and I’m sure that it will come to fruition because the problem faced by the Japanese government certainly won’t go away and their desire to implement the solution is really firm.”

There are two other financial trends outside of Japan that will contribute. For one, other major countries will become large investors:

“There are also some other major advancements I think that will be made that will encourage people to work more on human-robot relations. One is the fact that Korean government has decided that they want to have a robot in every home. And I think when you look at what’s going on in Japan and what’s going on in Korea it’s not difficult to extrapolate and assume that the Chinese will decide that robots are a good thing as well. So I think that all of this effort that’s going on in the far east will lead to a very dramatic increase in interest in robot friends, robot carers, robot partners and human-robot relationships in general.”

The other major component is the investment capital going into gaming and other ‘personality’ computer interfaces:

“The other trend that I think we’re seeing already is that many of the computer applications that we see now a days in games and other spheres involved having some kind of personality in the computer. And that again is another feature that will be necessary in robots that humans become friends with.”

He is fairly optimistic about the progress being made towards robot-human love:

“So I think that all trends are moving in the right direction, but it just hasn’t yet reached a critical mass, but as the investment is continuing at the government level, I think it inevitably will.”

Generational turnover is another key aspect in the development of ‘robot-human’ bonding. Levy points out the significance of ‘growing up with robots,’ arguing that the next generation will find the idea far less objectionable.

Some progress has been made in making animated sex robots. At last year’s Adult Entertainment Expo, Douglas Hines, founder of  True Companion LLC, presented Roxxxy, a sex robot that is said to have an interactive body and personality. However, Hines’ robot isn’t capable of very much and Hines hasn’t done very well with Roxxxy.

It seems there is more to the story than Levy’s perspective entails, but perhaps not.

Justyna Zander of the Singularity University thinks that relationships with early robots could be compared to relationships with psychopaths in that they would show no real empathy or regard. Empathy is arguably the most crucial component of love and sex in human relationships.

But even if we reach a day where machines are thought to be as conscious as we are,  and hence, in theory, capable of empathy, would there not still be some psychological barrier to falling in love with a machine, no matter how human it seemed?

Could this really be the future?

As counter-intuitive human-robot relationships might seem today, there are many reasons to think that love and sex with robots will happen. Robots are already better in math, logic, chess, jeopardy and many other activities. Is it not probable that eventually, as Levy says, a robot companion will provide much more than a human companion in every conceivable way?

About the Author:

N ikki Olson is a writer/researcher working on an upcoming book about the Singularity with Dr. Kim Solez, as well as relevant educational material for the Lifeboat Foundation. She has a background in philosophy and sociology, and has been involved extensively in Singularity research for 3 years. You can reach Nikki via email at inikki3@gmail.com

Watching Part Two of a trilogy

OK so it may not be best to start a trilogy at number two but like
who has ever seen 1 or 3 ?

 












This
is the second time I have watched “Day Watch” and as a super bright vampire
girl with a love of horror films it has even taken me two viewing to understand
what the hell was going on, well I put this down more to being in Russian with
the strange plot rather than my grasp of subtitles.

 

Well
it is good and now I have worked out the plot it is even better so one day I
may even watch the part one as to part three of the trilogy I’m not sure if it
was made.  

 

This
is the one I have not seen and should be seen first:

 








 

And
as for part two well it is like wowwwwwwww




















 

 Now for a plot you will all love and that is my own book which they still have to make a movie of:




AMY MAH VAMPIRE     CLICK HERE

Forced Virginity Tests in Egypt

Forced Virginity Tests in Egypt















Well on the news I just heard
the general that admitted it was his men that had taken female students away
from protests last year for forced virginity tests is now on the ruling
council.




So we now know looking up a
girls legs is good for your political career, am I the only one asking why it
was done in the first place …………….. like as far as I know you can not tell ones
political views from ones virginity…….




Not that the test is very
accurate but hat happened to the data?




Am I the only one asking
things like do you have to be a virgin to protest?







http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/11/egypt-doctor-cleared-virginity-tests




http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/27/virginity-tests-egypt-protesters-illegal




http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16339398




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginity_test




http://tert.am/en/news/2011/12/27/viginitytest/



















 

Final Destination and the Ring

Having nice firm little boobies and getting murdered by a machine







I am getting worse when i look into a plot like am I the only person that when by accident someone watches a dvd that says at the end 

.............................................

no not at the beginning so you could stop but at the end






If you watch this you will die














Remember the film called the RING people pass this tape around to each other saying look at this and die..............


Everyone watching this film will die in one week by having a wet girl climb out of your TV ........







.......er yes ok ....rearly?  ...sigh like would I be the only one to put it on YouTube with a heading free online porn for the idea of this little soggy wet kid trying to crawl out of millions of laptops and ...


heheheheheheeh also from a smart phone to kill someone .......like please some logic in a plot would be nice




**************************************************

Final destination series ..................


I am coming to now believe that horror films are designed for the high school audience as I am finding them too young for me ………………




No not the horror side with body parts that’s just as yucky as ever but the plots or rather the lack of them and how they can take the same weak plot over 6 movies and a food franchise.




Yes on the TV last night was Final Destination 3  ………………….




I expect everyone knows the plot from movie 1 and 2 and that is someone has a premonition that something bad is going to happen and by refusing to get on a plane or a dangerous ride that was going to kill her she saves the lives of a dozen or some friends and this upsets FATE big time and the world now starts to kill everyone in the order they should have died …………. Er like that is going to put things right some of the people take up to six months to get killed by an accident like being eaten by a elephant in Alaska …………….




And like to blow up two trains and kill about 300 people to finish off the last 4 survivors is a little OTT and very spiteful ……………




As to people dieing I still think the two 17 year old girls could not be burnt to death in 3 min on a tanning bed………….




What does it tan with lasers?   The manufactures would do better making weapons for the military.



Yes I know it was the only way to get two teenage girls to strip off in front of the camera …………………………Re



How to cheat Fate? well one of the films said you could do it by getting pregnant ..........er sorry guys Fate is kinda sexist you would have a few basic problems playing this stay alive card and does it work only while you are pregnant? they do not say but after having 15 kids in 15 years I kinda expect you would not care to continue to cheat fate..............  



The other way is to kill someone to take there life span .............muuuuum ....... so its killing a few people or having to life off food stamps with your dozen screaming kids ..welllllllll ok how much to buy a gun?




FATE thinks it can stop the
butterfly effect by going on a murder spree killing hundreds ………..yes like that
would be a cleaver idea I don’t think…………..   




What to do in this situation ………….well
FATE does not want the world to be effected having people alive that should
have died ………and will kill everyone in the order they should have died…………..  and no way to stop it




So there you are the last one
on the list and you know you are going to get killed in a messy way so the
world is not changed ………well then go out in a way to piss FATE off …..easy




Buy life insurance and make
bets on a fast odd death on everyone of your group of 12 then when the first one
dies you then use the money to up the bets on the others …………..




By the 3rd person
dieing you will be able to hire a company to place the bets for you by the time
the 6th person dies the news media and the police will be looking
into it and they will all be perfect accidents with you hundreds of miles away
waiting to be struck by a meteorite ……………




FATE has to kill in order it
has to its fate so the money is pilling in …………..think about it the money does
not just double like the famous pennies on a stair case no it goes supper mega
like by person number 10 every gambling place in the world is taking bets in
fact you will own most of them as well as all the stock markets as you are now
a international player ………………… now ok so you will still dies by being struck by
a meteorite while deep sea swimming ……but what a way to go with a finger up to
FATE …..so it needs to kill us so nothing changes …..yes right I was the
richest person in the world at number 6 by the time its my turn to go I will
own the whole planet !!!!




So you kill me and my friends
so the world does not change …er …yea right ……………. .hehehehehehe




I think I will have Switzerland
as my tomb stone and have the whole country gold plated perhaps a little
memorial garden like the whole of Florida …heck while we are at it lets reshape
the outline of Australia to look like me from space.  







Look come and read my books the
plots are a lot better ………




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final destination and the Ring

Having nice firm little boobies and getting murdered by a machine







I am getting worse when i look into a plot like am I the only person that when by accident someone watches a dvd that says at the end 

.............................................

no not at the beginning so you could stop but at the end




If you watch this you will die












Remember the film called the RING people pass this tape around to each other saying look at this and die..............



Everyone watching this film will die in one week by having a wet girl climb out of your TV ........











.......er yes ok ....rearly?  ...sigh like would I be the only one to put it on YouTube with a heading free online porn for the idea of this little soggy wet kid trying to crawl out of millions of laptops and ...



heheheheheheeh also from a smart phone to kill someone .......like please some logic in a plot would be nice





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I am coming to now believe
that horror films are designed for the high school audience as I am finding
them too young for me ………………




No not the horror side with
body parts that’s just as yucky as ever but the plots or rather the lack of
them and how they can take the same weak plot over 6 movies and a food
franchise.




Yes on the TV last night was
Final Destination 3  ………………….




I expect everyone knows the
plot from movie 1 and 2 and that is someone has a premonition that something
bad is going to happen and by refusing to get on a plane or a dangerous ride
that was going to kill her she saves the lives of a dozen or some friends and
this upsets FATE big time and the world now starts to kill everyone in the
order they should have died …………. Er like that is going to put things right
some of the people take up to six months to get killed by an accident like
being eaten by a elephant in Alaska …………….




And like to blow up two
trains and kill about 300 people to finish off the last 4 survivors is a little
OTT and very spiteful ……………




As to people dieing I still
think the two 17 year old girls could not be burnt to death in 3 min on a
tanning bed………….




What does it tan with lasers?
  The
manufactures would do better making weapons for the military.




Yes I know it was the only
way to get two teenage girls to strip off in front of the camera …………………………




FATE thinks it can stop the
butterfly effect by going on a murder spree killing hundreds ………..yes like that
would be a cleaver idea I don’t think…………..   




What to do in this situation ………….well
FATE does not want the world to be effected having people alive that should
have died ………and will kill everyone in the order they should have died…………..  and no way to stop it




So there you are the last one
on the list and you know you are going to get killed in a messy way so the
world is not changed ………well then go out in a way to piss FATE off …..easy




Buy life insurance and make
bets on a fast odd death on everyone of your group of 12 then when the first one
dies you then use the money to up the bets on the others …………..




By the 3rd person
dieing you will be able to hire a company to place the bets for you by the time
the 6th person dies the news media and the police will be looking
into it and they will all be perfect accidents with you hundreds of miles away
waiting to be struck by a meteorite ……………




FATE has to kill in order it
has to its fate so the money is pilling in …………..think about it the money does
not just double like the famous pennies on a stair case no it goes supper mega
like by person number 10 every gambling place in the world is taking bets in
fact you will own most of them as well as all the stock markets as you are now
a international player ………………… now ok so you will still dies by being struck by
a meteorite while deep sea swimming ……but what a way to go with a finger up to
FATE …..so it needs to kill us so nothing changes …..yes right I was the
richest person in the world at number 6 by the time its my turn to go I will
own the whole planet !!!!




So you kill me and my friends
so the world does not change …er …yea right ……………. .hehehehehehe




I think I will have Switzerland
as my tomb stone and have the whole country gold plated perhaps a little
memorial garden like the whole of Florida …heck while we are at it lets reshape
the outline of Australia to look like me from space.  







Look come and read my books the
plots are a lot better ………




www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm