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Personal Female Hygiene for Vampire Girls

Classes on personal female hygiene. 
VAMPIRE CLAWS
With Vampires all the talk is on Fangs where as so little is talked about the useful vampire tools of 20 sharp and great looking claws.

Claws are weapons and tools and not just something to polish, paint red and scratch hard to reach parts of your body with.
I have often explained how useful they are for opening easy open packs of cookies along with the need to keep them clean and sharp using a block of wood at bed time.
It can be very restful to lie on ones back ripping apart a block of wood as one strengthens ones fingers and toes.
I do so wish my Aunt would not call it girls playing with themselves in bed to make ones fingers stronger as I am sure people will misunderstand such wording… sighing so silly to misunderstand the comment as heck that sort of behaviour is what we have maids for.
But the reason they pop out in times of need is rarely spoken about outside classes on personal vampire hygiene.


I can only talk of the living vampire here but the simple reason they work so well is that you do not need to think about un-sheathing them, it kinda just happens.
Now I suspect it works something like ones bladder Er? Ok not quite as your bladder but in the way muscles are always on so relaxing muscles will instantly give you the ability to make water or in the case of a vampire show off your wall climbing tools.

Now a word of warning it is not a good idea to stand behind any vampire and shout “BOO” as unlike a human being surprised may produce a puddle of water with a vampire it is more likely they will remove the heads of anyone within 20feet as a shock response, or just anger of having ruined yet another pair of shoes by the extending of foot claws by accident.       




next here is my latest book  

Smoking Hot (the diary of a fire demon)

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.


Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.


When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.


Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.


Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.


But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.



Link to amazon
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Calling All Vampires and other Undead to Stop Brexit if you like Foreign Food

Calling All Vampires and other Undead to Revoke Article 50 if you like Foreign FoodSign here if you are a UK Vampire or other Undead that wants to stay in the EU  https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU.Map
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The government repeatedly claims exiting the EU is 'the will of the people'. We need to put a stop to this claim by proving the strength of public support now, for remaining in the EU. A People's Vote may not happen - so vote now.Sign this petition
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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
















Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.



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Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU

Sign here if you are a UK citizen that wants to stay in the EU  https://petition.parliament.uk/petiti... Article 50 and remain in the EU.The government repeatedly claims exiting the EU is 'the will of the people'. We need to put a stop to this claim by proving the strength of public support now, for remaining in the EU. A People's Vote may not happen - so vote now.Sign this petition
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‘Girl, boy or ethnic?

‘Girl, boy or ethnic?’ Carrefour faces backlash over baby doll adPublished time: 17 Oct, 2017 16:17Get short URL© Paulo Whitaker / Reuters5Carrefour, the world’s second-biggest retailer, became the target of a social-media onslaught in France after customers spotted an interactive baby doll in one of its catalogues, which was available in three options: ‘Girl, boy or ethnic.'Internet users were enraged over the description of the €5.99 ‘Baby Born’ doll. A tirade of comments on social media branded the advert both sexist and racist, voicing outrage at not only the term â€œethnic”, but also the fact that it was being used as an equivalent of gender.Посмотреть изображение в Твиттере

 Ð§Ð¸Ñ‚атьLola @GraciosaTorpezaMAIS "Deviens une véritable maman" ?????? "Existe en 3 modèles différents : fille, garçon ou ethnique" ????????? Mes yeux brûlent.17:36 - 15 окт. 2017 г. 183183 ответа   6 1226 122 Ретвита   3 6923 692 отметки «Нравится»

Информация о рекламе в Твиттере и конфиденциальностьSocial media users commented that their “eyes hurt” and that they were “lost for words.”

 Ð§Ð¸Ñ‚атьMarie @MarieCeillier"Existe en 3 modèles : fille, garçon ou ethnique". Alors là, de mieux en mieux... Les mots me manquent.23:20 - 16 окт. 2017 г. 22 ответа   77 Ретвитов   44 отметки «Нравится»

Информация о рекламе в Твиттере и конфиденциальность“Thanks to you I will stop living under a delusion. I’ve never been a boy but an ethnic,” another Twitter user said.

Twitter Blocks picture of murder victim and bans murderer

Twitter bites back: Mosquito killer banned for posting bloody death picPublished time: 31 Aug, 2017 09:55Edited time: 1 Sep, 2017 11:24Get short URL© Paulo Whitaker / Reuters
16310A man was banned from Twitter for posting the bloody corpse of one of his victims… a mosquito.Twitter permanently deactivated the Japanese man’s Twitter account after he tweeted about a mosquito he killed, complete with a photo of the dead insect.The man wrote from his Nemuismywife account: "Where do you get off biting me all over while I'm just trying to relax and watch TV? Die! (Actually you're already dead)."Before long, the man received a notification from Twitter to say his account had been frozen and couldn’t be activated.“Your account has been frozen because it was used to send messages containing threats,” the notification read, SoraNews24 reports. “Tweets containing threats are not allowed under our terms of service. This account cannot be reactivated.”The man then set up another account, DaydreamMatcha, to vent his frustration at the decision.

蚊を殺害したら前のアカウントが永久凍結されました、これは違反行為でしょうか？
Twitterは徳川綱吉ですか？ pic.twitter.com/bNh4pI8pTb— Sice (@DaydreamMatcha) August 26, 2017

"My previous account was permanently frozen after I said I killed a mosquito. Is this a violation?" he tweeted at Twitter Japan.The tweet received over 33,000 retweets, but, unfortunately, his original account hasn’t been reactivated.The decision to ban someone for tweeting about killing a mosquito was met with ridicule and outrage on the micro-blogging platform.
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Comparing Black People to Animals

Chinese Museum Pulls Photo Exhibit Comparing Black People to Animals OCT 14, 2017
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A museum in China has taken down a photo exhibition that placed photos of black people and African animals side-by-side. The exhibit had attracted outrage from around the world after images of it were shared online.

The New York Times reports that the juxtaposed photos by photographer Yu Huiping were found within a section of the “This is Africa” exhibition at the Hubei Provincial Museum in Wuhan. Each of the diptychs showed an animal on one side and black people wearing similar expressions on the other.Over 170,000 people have visited the exhibition so far, China’s state media reports.Yu is an award-winning photographer who has visited Africa over 20 times just in the past decade and has a “deep love for its people and wildlife,” Shanghaiist reports. He’s also the vice president of Hubei’s Photographers Association.Controversy erupted when Nigerian Instagram user Edward E. Duke uploaded a (since deleted) video with views of the exhibit space, writing: “首都博物馆 the capital museum in Wuhan, China put pictures of a particular race next to wild animals why? Are they the only race to have impoverished looking.”Here’s the video he captured:
It apparently wasn’t Yu’s idea to display photos of black people with animals side-by-side — exhibit curator Wang Yuejun wrote in a statement to the Times that the juxtapositions were his own idea and not that of the photographer, and that comparing people to animals in China (such as with the Chinese Zodiac) is often viewed as a compliment.After receiving complaints from Africans both within China and internationally, however, Wang decided to take down the section of the exhibition. He says that “putting the photos of African tribespeople and animals together hurt the feelings of the African tribespeople” and that he took down the photos to “show respect for our African friends’ opinions.”
next here is my latest book  

Smoking Hot (the diary of a fire demon)

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.


Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.


When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.


Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.


Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.


But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


Link to amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502908229&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah

female students graduates from Syria’s military college

On guard: New batch of female students graduates from Syria’s military college (VIDEO)Published time: 11 Oct, 2017 21:18Get short URL© وزارة الدفاع في الجمهورية العربية السورية / Facebook51A military college in Syria has trained and prepared another batch of female officers to join the Syrian army. The graduation comes as the country's is still engaged in a fierce fight against terrorists and jihadists.After undergoing military training, the group of female students qualified to enter Syria's armed forces, reads the defense ministry statement, published Tuesday. Following a minute of silence and a rendition of the Syrian anthem, the graduation ceremony saw khaki-clad women, holding rifles and sabre swords, marching in a parade. Read more‘We’ve been dead already’: Deir ez-Zor residents recall horrors of ISIS blockadeThe college director underlined the important role of women in their country’s defense, urging the graduates to serve as an example of discipline and commitment before awarding the certificates.At the onset of the Syrian conflict, pro-government forces were joined by female units. The first group was called “Lionesses for National Defense” and was formed in 2013. Armed with Kalashnikov assault rifles, up to 500 'Lionesses' had been deployed to guard checkpoints in the Homs area. The US-backed Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF), conducting a separate campaign from the Syrian army operation in the country, has also trained its own female soldiers. Another US ally, the Kurdish Peshmerga, has also seen women joining the battle against Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL) fighters. 

female students graduates from Syria’s military college

On guard: New batch of female students graduates from Syria’s military college (VIDEO)Published time: 11 Oct, 2017 21:18Get short URL© وزارة الدفاع في الجمهورية العربية السورية / Facebook51A military college in Syria has trained and prepared another batch of female officers to join the Syrian army. The graduation comes as the country's is still engaged in a fierce fight against terrorists and jihadists.After undergoing military training, the group of female students qualified to enter Syria's armed forces, reads the defense ministry statement, published Tuesday. Following a minute of silence and a rendition of the Syrian anthem, the graduation ceremony saw khaki-clad women, holding rifles and sabre swords, marching in a parade. Read more‘We’ve been dead already’: Deir ez-Zor residents recall horrors of ISIS blockadeThe college director underlined the important role of women in their country’s defense, urging the graduates to serve as an example of discipline and commitment before awarding the certificates.At the onset of the Syrian conflict, pro-government forces were joined by female units. The first group was called “Lionesses for National Defense” and was formed in 2013. Armed with Kalashnikov assault rifles, up to 500 'Lionesses' had been deployed to guard checkpoints in the Homs area. The US-backed Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF), conducting a separate campaign from the Syrian army operation in the country, has also trained its own female soldiers. Another US ally, the Kurdish Peshmerga, has also seen women joining the battle against Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL) fighters. 

Facebook bans information on Transylvania

Someone reported a post on my group Vampire Politics on Facebook saying it was racial hatred or xenophobia.

They got me on racial hatred or xenophobia ……. As if I of all people would object to the UK being invaded by thousands of vampires from Transylvania

It was a spoof news report on the dangers of letting Tranavania into the EU as we would have 1000000 vampires in the UK ! and border control may not work as they could fly over it

LOOK it has the title: This article ‘Transylvania joining EU could see one million vampires in UK by 2020’ was published on the satirical news site NewsThump

I asked FB to explain just why this would get me banned and they just reactivated my account but did not say anything

Sometimes I do wonder if the members of Facebook have noticed that facebook is not so much social media but more a matrix type online game …..lol

http://www.opengravesopenminds.com/cr...
Vampire Politics meets the EUPosted on 24th May 2016 by firekrank
This article ‘Transylvania joining EU could see one million vampires in UK by 2020’ was published on the satirical news site NewsThump. Adding a Gothic twist to Brexit, it exaggerates fears regarding national identity by suggesting that by remaining in the EU, Britain remains open to invasion from foreign blood suckers. Though not directly referred to, the article is based on Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1897) and its presentation of Transylvania and the vampire mythology. This is particularly interesting given the representation of the foreign Other in this novel. As Stephen Arata argues in ‘The Occidental Tourist: Dracula and the Anxiety of Reverse Colonization’ the novel enacts a fear of the ‘civilised’ world, in this case Britain, being invaded by ‘primitive’ forces, Count Dracula, in much the same way as the British Empire attacked countries and cultures that were perceived to be ‘primitive’. It is this relationship between vampires, ‘foreignness’ and British political xenophobia that the article from NewsThump plays on via the medium of Stoker’s Gothic novel.

However, the mythology of Dracula as the archetypal vampire hailing from Transylvania is made more complex by the knowledge that Stoker’s novel views the Romanian country through the prism of cultural imperialism. His vampire is an Anglo-Irish invention based on the misinterpretation of foreign folklore. In light of Arata’s analysis of Dracula and reverse colonization, the fear of the vampire and its relation to the Romanian population seems even more flawed. It is a circular relationship: the creation of the monstrous foreign Other, such as Count Dracula, and its dissemination in popular culture confirms xenophobic fears and allays imperial guilt. The monster’s traits can then be read back onto the people themselves which is what has happened in regards to fears about immigration within the EU.

What the article doesn’t acknowledge is that Romania is already part of the EU. More problematically the image of vampires was evoked when Romania became part of the EU as British tabloid newspapers framed the arrival of Romanian migrant workers as an invasion threatening to suck the life blood from British labourers. This article from The Sun gives a taste of the xenophobic tone of this ‘journalism’. (Which is acknowledged and interrogated in this article from The Guardian by Stewart Lee). The framing of this piece is a reimagining of Dracula for the twenty-first century but one which has seeped from a fictional text into newspapers. The tone of The Sun’s article has all the markers of, to use Patrick Brantlinger’s term, imperial Gothic yet unlike its counterpart from NewsThump, it is not satire nor fiction. Much of what I have discussed reminded me of the paper given byDr Duncan Light at the ‘Beliefs and Behaviours in Education and Culture’ conference which Sam and I attended last year. Dr Light has written about the impact of Stoker’s novel in The Dracula Dilemma: Tourism, Identity and the State in Romania but the paper he gave considered more how British culture viewed Romanians due to the lasting influence of Count Dracula.

What my brief discussion has shown, I hope, is the final line between reactionary and revolutionary forces in the Gothic. Whilst I rarely recommend going below the article to the Comments Section, it is interesting to do so here. Some commentators have acknowledged the satirical quality of the article but one person states that they ‘thought they [vampires] were already here cos someone somewhere is sucking the life out of this nation’. The language used here remains within the Gothic and the vampiric but from the point of view that Britain is already a Gothic nightmare colonized by the foreign Other. An article that attempts to attack xenophobic fears and show them to be childish and superstitious is re-interpreted (rather than ‘misinterpreted’) to lend further weight to those fears.


next here is my latest book  

Smoking Hot (the diary of a fire demon)

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.


Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.


When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.


Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.


Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.


But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.




Link to amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502908229&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah

Model From Tone-Deaf Dove Ad Speaks Out: ‘I Am Not A Vict...

Model From Tone-Deaf Dove Ad Speaks Out: ‘I Am Not A Victim’“I am strong, I am beautiful, and I will not be erased.” By Cavan SieczkowskiXOne of the women featured in a Dove campaign criticized for racist imagery is speaking out in defense of the advertisement. Lola Ogunyemi, a Nigerian woman born in London and raised in Atlanta, penned an op-ed for The Guardian on Tuesday in response to the controversy surrounding a Dove soap ad on Facebook showing her removing a brown T-shirt to transform into a white woman wearing an ivory T-shirt. (The second woman also removes her shirt to reveal another model of a different skin tone.)The ad sparked backlash on social media last week, with many noting the historical use of racist images in soap advertisements. In her piece, Ogunyemi acknowledged the beauty industry’s continued issues with representation. “I know that the beauty industry has fueled this opinion with its long history of presenting lighter, mixed-race or white models as the beauty standard,” she wrote. “Historically, and in many countries still today, darker models are even used to demonstrate a product’s skin-lightening qualities to help women reach this standard.”

 FollowHannah Rose Woods ✔@hannahrosewoodsI cannot conceive of how anyone at Dove thought this ad was acceptable. This is literally how Victorian soap was advertised by Unilever...11:05 PM - Oct 8, 2017 5656 Replies   353353 Retweets   623623 likes

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 FollowTariq Nasheed ✔@tariqnasheedLet's be clear, Dove knew exactly what they were doing with their racist ad. Soap companies used to do this racist theme all the time4:51 PM - Oct 8, 2017 1,1221,122 Replies   45,64645,646 Retweets   53,52553,525 likes

Twitter Ads info and privacyOgunyemi said she chose to appear in the Dove ad to represent women of color globally, and saw the campaign’s objective as using “our differences to highlight the fact that all skin deserves gentleness.”Subscribe to the Politics emailHow will Trump’s administration impact you?However, Dove has been accused of racism in its advertising before ― a problematic 2011 ad showed a black woman standing in front of a “before” sign and a white woman standing in front of an “after” sign ― and that damages trust with consumers. “There is a lack of trust here, and I feel the public was justified in their initial outrage,” she wrote. “Having said that, I can also see that a lot has been left out. The narrative has been written without giving consumers context on which to base an informed opinion.”

 FollowKeith Boykin ✔@keithboykinOkay, Dove...
One racist ad makes you suspect.
Two racist ads makes you kinda guilty.4:27 PM - Oct 8, 2017 1,2591,259 Replies   24,52024,520 Retweets   33,67233,672 likes

Twitter Ads info and privacyDove ultimately apologized, but Ogunyemi thinks the Unilever-owned brand should have also discussed their decision to include her and what that means.“While I agree with Dove’s response to unequivocally apologise for any offense caused, they could have also defended their creative vision, and their choice to include me, an unequivocally dark-skinned black woman, as a face of their campaign,” she added. “I am not just some silent victim of a mistaken beauty campaign. I am strong, I am beautiful, and I will not be erased.”Head over to The Guardian to read the full piece. ALSO ON HUFFPOSTPHOTO GALLERYRidiculous Examples Of Accidental Racism Cavan SieczkowskiDeputy Director of News & Analytics, HuffPostSuggest a correctionMORE:U.S. News Arts And Entertainment Hate Speech Food Industry Dove  by Taboola Sponsored Links You May LikeBrilliant PPI Check Taking Britain by StormPPI Wise