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FACEBOOK V the NIPPLE The reason to have an adult only group membership feature built in that you have to be over 18 to join some types of group.

FACEBOOK V the NIPPLE
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The reason to have an adult only group membership feature built in that you have to be over 18 to join some types of group, is a good idea that has never been done.
Yes I know you have all heard about the rumour that girls have nipples and that facebook is doing its best to stop this dreadful rumour!  Next someone may blaspheme and say Guys have nipples which sure would mess up the religious idea of man being created in Gods image so does god have nipples? And if so why?



Pics of Topless girl on beach get banned ...Er ...perhaps they should look at the picture and not just ban it due to saying it is a topless girl  ......... dumb 

And all the fuss over pics of mothers breast feeding can not be posted on ones own facebook page even if the nipple is in the babies mouth and you can see less of the boob than what you could see on some beaches.
This is all old news of course but anyone in facebook will know I help run a number of Vampire FB groups so I know that in vampire groups any pics of vampires with nipples gets reported ….. so so so funny.
Dead bodies, people being torn apart, blood drinking rituals, rivers of blood and helpful hints on which parts of the body one should bite …. Which at times sounds far more sexual than just suggesting sticking a straw into a nice large blood vessel and suck.
And it is true, Vampire groups people report pics of vampire girls showing off nipples and before you think these are soft porn pics of girls with plastic fangs and no undies think again …. Most of the time it is the banning of cartoons! Black and white drawings of cartoon vampire girl showing off a hand drawn boob ……….er?
Want to see what gets banned?
This one was reported in a vampire group and got reported for showing nipples …… er? It’s a guy for F$@k sake and yes I do know some guys can have guy boobs but not the case with this guy.
Perhaps it is not wearing a shirt while holding a cross? Well if that breaks and religious rules it may be an idea to warn Hollywood about the use of a cross when dealing with vampires …..


TRUE ..........YES THIS PIC WAS REPORTED AND BANNED

As for pics of girls nipples being banned take a look here below and yes this one was also reported …..sigh          

Come on people report line drawings ? 
Now Otherkin groups are ok with nipples in so long as the come in sets greater than 2 ……
……. Come on think about  …… if not google the word otherkin





Now for some reason pics of nipples are always reported to FB when placed in a vampire group …. The Butt pic is ok as are Boobs with nipple covered in paint …… yes we are still talking about drawings so the black and white cartoon can get banned but if you paint a green top on her then it is ok ………..er so paper white looks real but green photo shopping a B/W pic does not? … Perhaps Blue but then she could just look cold.
I expect photo shopping it with pink would also get banned …….
FB Art Groups
Now if you call your group an art group then the nipple count shots up, I gave up at counting about 50 of them in one so called Art group where as a single Nip in a vampire group could almost close it down 
Now at this point I should give a warning …. Becareful when asking to join any Arabic Art Groups on Face Book, and not just because you can’t read anything unless you hit the translate button.
There is a difference between a harmless cartoon and porn and Facebook should know the difference! 
Some Arabic art groups on face book are Hard Core Porn ! and that sure put me off ever asking to join an on line art group again.
OK so I did not stay long on the group but long enough to know it would not be the sort of group you would want your children to find by accident …. Heck it certainly was not an art group that I wanted to find by accident.
Mostly member photos and short videos of what the members get up to in the bedroom.
FACEBOOK………. Well the face is not what is shown and lots of the wives and girlfriends were wearing head scarf’s …….. and that was all ………perhaps a Muslim bedroom sex rule?   
Most of the time I was not sure why the girl had to be present.
From what I saw I think someone should point out to a guy 5 seconds between penetration and cum is not worth a girl taking her shoes off let alone her underwear.
Perhaps this is normal for porn I would not know, and nor do I plan to investigate but some guys on it need to have their fathers explain if a dick is too soft to go in he should perhaps buy a splint and not film the failed effort post it on facebook.
I expect lots of other icky stuff was on it but by then I was looking for the remove me from membership button.  
OK so Facebook has some icky groups and it is not that I care as I am an adult and can leave never to return from such groups. But I think we should have some sort of safety feature to stop children finding them ……… Look I know there will always be porn on the internet and just because I am not interested in it I do know that no matter what I say it will not go away, but at least have an adult only group membership feature built in to FB that you have to be over 18 to join such groups.
One last thing on that never to visit again group is a comment to the wives and girlfriends ….. if you are going to let a guy film your more personal regions then go natural or buy a lady shave do not attack your pubic rainforest like you are using blunt pruning shears ……… it looks very Ugly


…. Such attempts at deforestation would only attract a logger.

Are Humans now more intelligent than their ancestors?

Are Humans now more intelligent than their ancestors? 


Heheheh NO !


Basic Human Intelligence has not changed for many thousands of years; Humans may be more successful now due to improved data storage, but that is an add on, it helps use intelligence better.

People can and do confuse intelligence with knowledge but that normally just shows poor education.

And to think they are brighter than people walking about 10 or 20 thousand years ago just means they not as bright as they think they are.

At the moment humans look to have gone unchanged for 276,000 years and that date is always being pushed back.

And no of course people are not equal in intelligence but that does not mean they can’t improve by making better use of what they have.

Are there racial differences in levels of intelligence? .. Yes but it is normally not talked about as for some reason it can upset some of the dumber racial groups.


This posting is to try and get people to think and is just a stepping stone to the more interesting subjects such as how humans attempt to use their intelligence to understand reality.

Amy Mah





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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm

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Tony Sokol is a back (Angel Heart)

Angel Heart (1987), Lookback/ReviewReview Tony Sokol Share on printShare on emailShare on stumbleuponShare on twitterMore Sharing ServicesTony Sokol is a back reviewing the only other member of the Satanic Detective Genre of movies.It was Saturday the fifteenth, the ides, and yesterday’s headlines ran down Seventh Avenue like a leftover curse. I was supposed to have my review of the film  Angel Heart  in for the week, but I was late. I had procrastinated over doing it because I hadn’t seen any money for my last review, on the Satanic Detective genre movie,  The Ninth Gate . But the check cleared days ago and I was behind on my deadlines. Angel Heart  meant a lot to me but I knew this was going to be a rush job. I doubted that I’d have enough time to screen the film in time to file my story, but I’d seen the movie several times and read the book it was based on,  Falling Angel,  by William Hjortsberg, more than twice, so I was confident my memory would be enough to pass a thousand words. I don’t have a cell phone or a laptop, so I grabbed a pen and ripped some pages from a notebook to scribble my review as I rode the subway to Sheepshead Bay to chase a paid assignment.I saw  Angel Heart  three times on the big screen when it was released back in 1987. The pre-M. Night Shyamalan twist felt vaguely familiar. I knew those streets. I bought the book and recognized the ghost 18th Street subway station where masses turned black.   Angel Heart  made more than the entertainment section of the papers when it first came out, because of its cinematic deflowering of  Cosby  kid Lisa Bonet in a scene that had to be shaved like a stripper’s bush to get the picture an R, rather than an X, rating. The movie shocked some sensibilities who thought its sex and violence went too far. The controversy overshadowed the film, a stylishly subtle study in satanic noir in the time of Freddy.
It grew dark outside by degrees as I fingered, in my head, the parties responsible for this diabolical detective working.  Angel Heart  was directed by Alan Parker, sorry, Sir Alan Parker, of Fame fame. He’d directed  Midnight Express  and the stylistically divergent musicals Pink Floyd’s The Wall and  Bugsy Malone . He’d go on to direct Evita and  The Commitments.  In 1987 he was looking for a musical identity for a film that fused together the styles of detective novels and supernatural thrillers. Parker had expanded the movie to include New Orleans, even though the book never leaves New York and had to fuse the rhythms of the two cities. Parker copped more than a riff off Ken Russell by using Pink Floyd and had already used Giorgio Moroder and Peter Gabriel as composers. Parker recruited Trevor Jones to do the music for Angel Heart because he liked his score for Andrei Konchalovsky's  Runaway Train  in 1985. Jones wove the haunting melody from the old standard “Girl of My Dreams” into the theme music for the film. The bleak sepia tones were the work of cinematographer Michael Seresi. For  Angel Heart , Parker kept it real. He kept special effects to a minimum and never resorted to the popular pop-up horror clichés of the time to clue us in to the supernatural realm we were passing through.To play the shamus, Harry Angel, Parker picked ex-pugilist-turned-actor-turned-boxer Mickey Rourke (27 wins, 17 by knockout and 3 defeats) from a lineup. His mug shot was not yet marred by the botched plastic surgery he’d endure after he returned to the ring (undefeated in eight fights, with six wins, four by knockout and two draws) to atone for the acting departure that he felt had cost him more self-respect than Marquess of Queensberry rules allowed.Robert De Niro needed more than a little persuasion to do his Martin Scorsese impression as the devilish Louis Cyphre. Charlotte Rampling, probably best known as Georgy Girl's best friend Meredith, inhabited Margaret Krusemark, alias Madame Zora, alias the Witch of Wellesley. Lisa Bonet, alias Lilakoi Moon, known to TV audiences as Denise Huxtable, conjured the young voodoo priestess, Epiphany Proudfoot. WWII Bronze Star Medal and Purple Heart recipient Michael Higgins creaked into the role of Dr. Fowler. Law and Order’s Dann Florek gave his deposition as the devil’s advocate Herman Winesap with a limp wrist. Blues singer and guitarist Brownie McGhee jammed as Toots Sweet, a satanic guitarist who bit off more than he could chew. Stocker Fontelieu, the New Orleans theater legend and executive director of Le Petit Theatre du Vieux Carre, played Ethan Krusemark, Margaret's father. Kathleen Wilhoite, Luke’s sister on  The Gilmore Girls , put on horn-rimmed glasses in a small role as a nurse at the home where a VIP MIA was treated. The New York of Rosemary’s Baby, New Orleans and Algiers also play significant roles.The events in Angel Heart play out in 1955 New York City. The mysteriously Mephistophelian, but well-manicured Louis Cyphre hires Harry Angel, a second-rate private dick from Brooklyn, to find Jonathan Liebling, aka Johnny Favorite, aka Johnny Golden Tonsils, a crooner who skipped out on a contract after coming home from the war a shell-shocked amnesiac. Angel’s first stop is the Poughkeepsie hospital where Favorite has been vegetating since World War II.  Angel gets the runaround from ball-point-pen-pushing administrators so he pays Dr. Fowler, who’s been signing Favorite’s charts, a house call. Angel finds Fowler’s stash in time to stall his evening fix and questions the junkie doctor until his offending eyes pop out.  But not before finding out that Favorite was shanghaied from the hospital on New Year’s Eve in 1943.  Back in Manhattan, Angel swings up to Harlem and down to Coney Island in the off-season to find out that Favorite was taken from the hospital by a diabolical debutante, Margaret Krusemark, and her rich daddy, Ethan. Cyphre eats an egg.Angel jets to New Orleans where he gets Margaret to hold his hand long enough to fumble a pass. Her heart wasn’t in it. Posing as a reporter, Angel catches a late-night set by Toots Sweet, a Black blues guitarist who played in a band with Johnny back in the day and shakes maracas and chucks chickens behind the young Voodoo priestess Epiphany Proudfoot at night. Epiphany is the daughter of Evangeline Proudfoot, Favorite’s dark secret lover, who died waiting for him to come back.  A chicken foot telegram alerts Toots that he has a big mouth. Later on that mouth would choke on the part of his body “meant for pissing.” Angel is looking for Ethan Krusemark when he is told to leave New Orleans by some of Ethan’s hillbilly henchmen. Angel gives one of them a historic head-butt greeting. (It’s the first head-butt I remember seeing in film. I could be wrong, that’s why they put rubber on pencils.) After dallying with the delicious daughter of deviltry, Epiphany, in a cheap hotel room that leaks blood and memories, Angel tracks down Ethan Krusemark at the racetrack. Ethan spills that Favorite sold his soul for stardom and tried to skip out on the bill by chowing down on a random soldier’s heart during a dinner-theater ritual. The ghoulish gumshoe lets Ethan stew in his own gumbo while he goes and chases himself.I am not unfamiliar with certain tenets of dark magick. I always thought Voodoo was a beautiful religion that performed rituals to appease evil spirits instead of encouraging them. Tinseltown tinted its religious racism in shadowy greys, like 1932's  White Zombie,  with Bela Lugosi playing the voodoo master, The Ghoul, with Boris Karloff and  I Walked With a Zombie .  Angel Heart  mixes black magic with white guilt and gets a red so deep it could have spurt out of the chicken’s throat that Epiphany cuts. The palpably evil Johnny Favorite only mixes races on stage and in bed. When Favorite goes slumming, he descends into the dark areas of dark mysteries like an Otis elevator ride to hell. Parker didn’t shoot the rituals with the sultry lasciviousness he’s been accused of, though. The Voodoo celebration in the woods is a simple expression of faith, no more exploitive than the frenzied Baptist service in Harlem Angel witnesses earlier in the movie and no less rhythmic. How could Voodoo be so evil when it had such great beats?Villains are more fun than heroes because a badass makes the heart beat faster. The big screen’s biggest villain, the devil, has been played by some of the greatest actors. Walter Huston, Al Pacino, Dustin Hoffman and Harvey Keitel, have donned horns and cloven feet. Robert De Niro played Louis Cyphre (the name is a dime-store joke, but Mephistopheles is a mouthful in Manhattan) with a joker’s grin expanding with the malice of the Steeplechase face, playful with seductive menace. He is amused by his prey. Like a cat playing with a mouse, Cyphre plays with Angel’s recollections, his religious beliefs and his imagination. Cyphre let Angel know he could eat his soul as easily as a six-minute egg. He is there to collect a bill, but he enjoys the diversion of the chase. Deviltry is intoxicating. Ethan Krusemark is positively giddy as he confesses the complicated details of the incense and incantations in the ritual that hid Favorite’s soul.It was smart-ass Sophocles who said “How terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the man that’s wise.” The more Angel learns about Favorite, the more it costs him. Every revelation he has in the case comes like a noose tightening around his neck. Angel is beginning to choke. Angel sees everything Favorite held dear destroyed and each time it bites him harder on the ass. Every time Angel gets close to someone they becaome a statistic etched on crime blotter in gore. Angel’s inquiries leave collateral damage. Dr. Fowler shoots out the eye that saw too much. Toots Sweet’s severed dick is shoved down the throat that said too much. Margaret Krusemark is slit up the middle so her heart can be left like a greeting card. New Orleans is famous for the race-flavored gumbo that Ethan Krusemark was boiled in. But the most damaging is his incestuous interrogation with Epiphany, who is found with Angel’s dog-tag dangling around her neck and his revolver up her snatch.  As evil as he is supposed to be, Angel has humanity and we see him desperately trying to keep hold of it.  I identified with poor old Harry Angel, fed to the dogs like table scraps, probably not what Parker intended, but there it is. I’ve even used the “I’m from Brooklyn” excuse for my own transgressions. Angel could have been anyone. We all speculate on how we could get the best out of a deal with the devil. We’d all find ways to get out of it. Angel doesn’t throw everyone into the fire to avoid burning. He tries to protect Epiphany, as early as when he keeps the “secret love” Favorite had with her mother secret from his taped reports to Cyphre. Harry Angel was so down to earth we could smell the crabs and dog breath on him. He got so disheveled and dirty in the course of the pursuit we want to sympathetically shower for him. Rourke underplays throughout. When he finally lets go, he is already broken. He can’t even convince himself that he is who he is.The Satanic Detective genre of film is especially satisfying for me because it mixes menace from two sources. There is no femme more fatale than Mr. Scratch. There is no noir darker than the promise of the pits of hell. Shady speakeasies of the criminal underworld are mere subway stops on the BMT to the eternal underworld. Every clause in a soul exchange contract is a loophole that will snag you. No matter how cleverly you sneak up on a mirror. 

Blood Moon (Don’t Involve me in your Death Wish !)

Don’t Involve me in your Death Wish !
People Have a mental need to be punished …  Why?




And what is worse they want other people to be punished with them, and that is just Sick!

All the crazy beliefs that pop up almost daily that the world is going to end or some make believe deity is going to wipe the world out because you personally ate pork 7 hours after a full moon that fell on a Tuesday.

Shook Horror it is a BLOOD MOON we are all going to die! 

 What each and every single time it happens !!!

heheheheheh So funny

You can see by the way disaster movies make so much money that everyone feels guilty about something ….er…mostly living.


If you believe you are going to die then you shoot yourself dead ….did the belief kill you ? …Er? No the bullet did.


I think it could also come under the heading of self fulfilling prophecy

So I say again

DON’T INVOLVE ME IN YOUR DEATH WISH

If you find yourself suffering from having the mental condition called Faith and Belief please visit your Doctor and stop planning the death of millions of innocent people just to make your personal fantasy happen

And before anyone asks why these events happen on holy days first think about how the holy days are connected to the moon and not the other way round ..........




Any Way take a look at the so called end of the world












For all our Vampire Viewers 











If you still want to Die 

Then at least read my latest book before you go 



Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.





A Body Swap Book by Amy Mah



Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm



Amazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156

Vampire Naked Beaver Photo and Sexy Thongs

Naked Uncovered Beaver shot!&Wearing THONGS in Public

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Now what is all the fuss about I think he looks cute.

As to why some guys can get turned on by pictures of beaver is beyond me.............





Sexy Thongs to be seen in Public
This has just popped up on my machine and they look nice …….not sure who sells them but they look kinda Roman or Greek to me.
As a type of foot wear it is excellent for vampires…………. Freedom for the toes so that you don’t get that cramped feeling when you need to fully extend your claws……….. ahhhhhhhhh it is so nice to let your claws out without having to wear Naruto boots ……….. it you don’t understand what Naruto footwear is like then you ………well look it up……… like everyone knows of Naruto…………… true Sasuke is the hot one but ……………

………. Well back to footwear, toes need to be free so that when you get the urge to hang from a ceiling you are not just hanging from your finger claws …………. Er…..it hurts.
I have been told that if you blog or tweet a product you can get paid ………sooooooooooooo .er ..I a size 3 and in black please …..you can send it via my Publisher …………. Reardon Publishing

Now for a real sexy pic of me in my nightdress





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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.





A Body Swap Book by Amy Mah





Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm



Amazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156

Grown Vampires Wet Themselves at my Name !

Grown Vampires Wet Themselves 
at my Name !


The Name is 
AMY MAH VAMPIRE 
And now I vanish from Face Book
Reason? ….Attacked by online vampires ….LOL
In day to day life I go by Amy or Amelia but as that is not on my birth certificate facebook tells me I have been reported for confusing people?  Er?




The World may know me as Amy Mah but after 5 years on facebook as Amy Mah I have now got to have a name no one knows or change it by getting married!
I now have to fill in a form if I get married .............
FROM FACE BOOKIf you need to change your name in the future(ex: you get married),Please fill out this form:

Yes of course we all know that face book needs names, email and cell phone numbers to sell to advertising companies....... But the world knows me as Amy Mah 




Now for all those that think I am joking about the attack on me take a look at this blog post from SA ...  click on link below

https://christinaengela.wordpress.com/2015/09/22/about-amy-a-frank-discussion-about-internet-bullying-identity-politics-and-the-facebook-dictatorship/


On her profile on Facebook, she generally uses an avatar of a pretty Asian girl with red vampire eyes, and has never to my knowledge used her own picture as an avatar. Nothing wrong with that. Since she is a writer and this is her public profile, it is understandable that she would try to separate her writing and interaction with what many would consider ‘alternative’ community groups from her working and family lives.
Yet it seems that this safety net of privacy is precisely what is being used against her – being accused of running a ‘fake profile’, even though she is a published author who writes quite publicly under the name Amy Mah.
But Vampires Wetting themselves 
at my Name !Amy Mah Vampire
You think I am joking?




Take a look at the following taken from public postings on social groups talking about me !



Jason of Australia:  So what does everyone think of amy mah? i personally think she should kicked out of the vampire community before she causes anymore damage


(Damage you mean when I talk about Vampires biting people in my books?)
Jason of Australia shes likely to cause some psycho to buy into her bs and murder someone, Shes a Smug bitch who everyone hates or at least a lot of people hate anyway
What NEEDS to be done is she should be kicked off EVERY vampire group that she does not run
There are people who do not see the problem she is

OK OK OK
Perhaps you should see the books I write to understand how depraved I am 
FANGS RULE







So this is the dangerous vampire book 
hehehehehhehe





Now this is for Adults 

see me on amazon only $2.79 !
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·                             Michael  Leve this mater to me i will take care of her  
a threat?
Vanessa    Go Michael ! Hope we can watch....·                             Michael  Doint trip guys i report her as a hackd fb page she will be dealt with soon

So as I said a public group conversation that anyone can see including the people that run the site and you have someone broadcasting that he will make up stuff to report me to facebook
OK I am wrong this is not a threat but a joke 

Aris  my take on Amy Mah well i guess i can start with we discussed that in pm yesterday Jason shes going to cause a very major issue within the community do to her writing we will have another Rod Ferrell and be slandered again even though the person doing the act will be some mental person taking her writing as fact instead of the satire it is because she finds it perfectly ok to write things to look like facts under the term of metafiction which is nowhere in the book it is suppose to be assumed she seems to be a danger to herself and others through her writing and views·                             Jason  I agree Aris
Michael  I argge with her as We'll
Aris  i am a he by the way·                             Michael  Oh my bad

Now at this Point I must point out guilty as charged I do write metafiction … why I know is that I was told by the book reviewers and heck who am I to complain?


Back to the plot
·                             Jason  The main problem as Aris  pointed out her writing could cause trouble all is is going to take is one mentally unsound person to believe it then we have another Rod Ferrell or Columbine high school shooting
Michael  That is true but some thing must be done br for this prolbeam get out of hand some thing we caint have
Aris  and when you question her she says its metafiction metafiction= satire satire= fiction writen to look real to goad the populus
(Yes that is true I do say I write in that style at times)
 metafictionˈmɛtəfɪkʃ(ə)n/noun1.                              fiction in which the author self-consciously alludes to the artificiality or literariness of a work by parodying or departing from novelistic conventions and traditional narrative techniques.

Aris  she knows what she is doing and is hiding behind literary terms
(Hiding behind them?)
Jason  Yes i have READ some the shit look at her otherkin post
Michael  Why I'm not suprise the whrites all was hid·                             Jason  shes claiming shes hundreds of years old immortal with sharp teeth and can drain a human dry
(My main book character happens to be about 16 and as for me in some of my books I place myself in the book writing the book previous book ……… well I think it is cleaver but as to being 100s of years old no that would make me trapped at 16 in at least 2 books)

Mina  I think she is a danger to the Newly Awakened within the VC, I am constantly "Un-brainwashing", and redirecting people to safer links, and safer people/groups (Vamp and Non Vamp) with better knowledge.
  Jason  Agreed 
Michael  I'm Glad i removed her form my list Plus i report her as a hacker

(New Vampires … I am a danger to newly created or awaken vampires? Perhaps I have now stepped into a Twilight Zone, I am sure if I had met any newly created undead or awaken vampires I may have notice … but heck I am no expert)

Daniel Defraey  AMY MAH'S DAYS ARE NOW COUNTED !SHE HAS BEEN WARNED AND HASN'T TAKEN THE NECESSARY MEASURES .
ALEA JACTA EST!
Dr Daniel Defraey


Then I get this Above, as to why I am being counted ….well perhaps because I asked why he created a group where only girls could be a member (apart for him) and where he offered to personally teach them magic at his lair  ………. Yes now that is a new name for it ……..lol.

Why am I telling you all this well A few days ago a number of my groups were put in limbo and I had my account temp removed by FB ..........
The problem is I was reported by a number of people .... We can only guess who and wonder if they real fangs or buy them in toy shops
Vampires that say they are real vampires and attack authors of Vampire Novels as they give the wrong idea about Vampires !
My major crime is saying Vampires Bite ! 

Next I may upset Demons so get a copy of My new book before it is banned !

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.









A Body Swap Book by Amy Mah







Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.

www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm



Amazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156

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Body Swapping Books Review 
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I recently read “Smoking Hot“, an exciting novel from Amy Mah. Her name is well known throughout the Vampyre Community (as well as in various others) and for different reasons. Although she is loved by many from various different walks of life, I believe she is generally misunderstood by most – especially by those who criticize her, typically for her interaction in the Vampyre Community.This may just be my own opinion, but I believe she is under-appreciated, and generally operates on a level so different from most people, that they find her difficult to interpret. What makes even less sense to me however, is the criticism leveled at her from within these communities for her stories – which in my humble opinion, are multi-layered, alternately complex and beautifully simple – scintillating and brilliant!They are after all fiction, and fiction does not HAVE to portray fictional elements (such as demons or vampires) as they are perceived to be by others. It therefore doesn’t make any sense to me, for any group of people wanting to tar and feather a writer because they themselves cannot clearly distinguish fiction from fact. All that aside, this is my own review of her novel “Smoking Hot: The Diary of a Fire Demon”.The is the blurb on the back cover of the book:“Smoking Hot: The Diary of a Fire Demon” by Amy Mah, 2014, Reardon Publishing ISBN 187419293-6. “Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation. Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted. When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire. Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on. Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful. But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.”This is a work of pure fiction, aimed at the adult and young adult market. It is in my view, 100% pure unadulterated entertainment – and I enjoyed every single moment of it. In fact, it took me a litle over a day to read it, and I struggled to put it down. When I eventually ran out of pages at the end of the story, I was left with a mix of emotions: I felt joy at the story and how it worked out, but I also felt saddened that the story had run its course. Fortunately I noticed that the ending left plenty of room for a sequel (which I believe Amy is working on) – and over all, I was left feeling very satisfied indeed!“Smoking Hot” is 201 pages long, and tells the intriguing (and most entertaining) tale of Alyce – a bored twenty-something British girl who had found a magic mirror a few years before the timing of the story, and while cleaning it, discovered another girl looking back at her from the other side. Except that the girl on the other side is a little different. She is from another world or dimension or reality, and after two years of occasional chats through the mirror/portal, has made Alyce an offer – to swap bodies for a short time, so that both of them could experience a sort of vacation in each others worlds!Alyce of course accepted this invitation, which is where the story begins – and upon arriving in her inter-dimensional friend’s world, discovers that she has been cruelly tricked – and that this little ‘vacation’ is of a far more permanent nature. But right at the outset, she has other more pressing problems – because her new body, although very attractive, is quite different and needs some getting used to. Aside from having no recognizable genitalia to speak of, she finds herself being hastily packed up by two sisters she has never met, only to be sent off the Academy to be trained for a war she has never heard of. Oh, and on top of everything else, she has horns and has to get used to her tail, which everybody else seems to tread on.I enjoyed how Amy describes the Demon’s Academy. I loved the way the demon girl conned Alyce – and how Amy conveys this via the talking magical journal – this was very cleverly (should I say ‘fiendishly’?) done. There are so many different creatures and aspects to the new world as described in vivid detail by the writer! The way Alyce interacts with characters is very level-headed and entertaining, especially her approach of ‘nutting’ people who get in her way!This all transpires in a very humerous fashion. I spent a lot of time laughing while reading the book. I also found her descriptions of scenes and surroundings to be very clear and easy to grasp. I felt the emotions in everything. It’s a little unusual in that I think the only male figures I saw in the story were the one Alyce first nutted and the one who gave her the blade. I loved the tongue in cheek references to ‘windows’ with the visual panels the Lights and Minds created. The description of the last big battle was really funny, and the build-up of tension along with little inserts of humor – perfect!The story was also sufficiently deep  and complex at the same time – I found the complex connection between Alyce and Pink easy to grasp the way Amy explained it, and I kept finding myself going ‘awwww‘ at the two of them – I think they are more than just friends and even though Alyce seems to disapprove of the notion, I think she will acknowledge deeper feelings for Pink over time. At least, I hope she will – and it would be nice to see them form a romantic bond.Amy has other novels as well, although at this stage this is the only one in this setting with these characters. I can’t wait for the sequel to “Smoking Hot”!More by this author:Fangs RuleShare this:Twitter1Facebook6LinkedInTumblrPinterestEmailGoogleRedditPocketPrint

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How to show your NIPPLES off for public display

The former Harry Potter star narrowly avoided a full scale nip slip, thanks to a well-placed, stick-on, nude jelly nipple cover (that's what we're calling it, anyway) as her dress did its best to expose her boob.

Take a look here

http://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Silicone-Nipple-Covers-Pasties/dp/B00428ZHRC

OK a good idea when you do not want to wear a bra ... and a great way to stop nipple rub soreness ...

..... But with a dress like that shown here it is more like framing them for public display ....




The only advantage is at least she will not go all nipply due to the cold .........

Emma was on the red carpet for the premiere of her new film The Perks Of Being A Wallflower when her left breast made a dash for it.




Stick-On Jelly Nipples ................... yes? so you can stick a fake nipple over a real nipple so guys can get excited over seeing a nipple?


Do they come in different racial colours? But it says they are nude or transparent which is a bit pointless well not quite pointless and the real point can still be seen


Click herehttp://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/11/emma-watson-nip-slip-the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower_n_1873138.html?ncid=wsc-ukhf-celebrity-headline&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false




Amelia Mah




hi just to remind my readers that I do book features on my blog, book advertising is always so expensive so I offer a free service My blog has over 38,000 hits and a large following, am what I do is lots of book features as well as life as a teenage vampire. Send me a book cover pic, book blub and details on where it can be purchased along with author details and photo etc........ any thing that will make it good reading and i will do a book feature on it. my email is: amymahvampire@aol.com  In return all I ask is that you help publicise my books in anyway you can such as also doing a feature on your blog on my books. 






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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.






Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).













Review of Vampire by Amy MahSince the author of this unusual and humorous book is herself unusual and a bit off the charts, I am doing something a little different with this review. Of course, I mean that in the most loving way. You don't doubt me, do you, Mistress Amelia? I think it is necessary to give a brief account of how our Amy sees herself and her writing. This is borrowed from Amy's blog with some minor editing on my part. Clears throat! 
The author, Amelia Mah, is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire. Following the success of her first book, "FANGS RULE A Girls Guide to being a Vampire," she has now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel. Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long. She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy.

Below you will find the full color illustrated version of Vampire by Amy Mah. The edition that I read was the first printing and was not illustrated. Since I love the new version, I have decided to share that with you. 


VampireAmy MahReardon PublishingISBN 9781874192619
   This is not your typical vampire story where vampires are jumping in bed with humans or are entangled with werewolves for one reason or another. This is the story of a teenage vampire who is just trying to survive in her day to day existence. It is humorous and will make you laugh out loud when  Amy is just being her own unique self. She has a way with words that is like no other. This book gives us insight as to how how Amy meets her boyfriend Max and becomes best friends with his sister Ice, who were introduced in her first book. Amy is so outrageous that you can't help fall in love with her. I'm sure she would have something to say about that... No matter! The book is a delight and if you are into the strange and unusual, you must get your copy and see for yourself. You better get a copy unless you want to hear from the author. She has her own version of bending you to her will. In all seriousness, get your copy, it is a great book.    Disclosure: I received a copy from the publisher for reviewing purposes.
I give Vampire 5 out of 5 stars   
Links: www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm and can be found on the amazon US and UK sites.







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A Vampire Girls Naked Walk of Shame

Waking up Naked in strange bed with a Hangover and no memory of how you got there.





Bed and sleeping with people is always a problem and as I always say Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing.






So back to waking up naked in strange bed with a hangover and no memory of how you got there, every drinking girls nightmare, along with the worry of where you left your clothes.

So you slowly open your eyes and painfully look around a strange room which from the décor shouts rather too loudly of cheap motel …….

and the way your head feel it says it far too laud even if it whispered it.




A cheap nylon sheet is covering you …….er ………..and that is all you have covering you ………. A fur coat would have been nice …….shut up …….





you don’t mind who I kill and eat but you object to me liking fur ….huh………….you humans are so odd if I said a human corpse covering you would not have cared !!!

Is it all that is covering you …er…yes you check twice and a single piece of coloured cord around ones wrist does not count!
Supporting the local cat’s home is very charitable but does not count as clothing.






So what happens next?








1. A man leaves some money on the bed side table as he puts on his trousers and leaves …………

Action: ……….you scream ……………. What just $20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. You turn to one side and see a naked man and two naked female fashion models in bed with you.

Action: Roll over and go back to sleep you are ether in some guys dream or if real with the fashion models in bed with you than you know your honor is quite safe.

3. There is Eric the vampire from true blood in next to you in bed

Action: ………….. Pounce on him ….he is not going to get away again!

4. You notice the room is empty apart from a pile of female clothes which are not yours.

Action :………. ….You know that no matter how short the skirt is you will go without underwear today as there is just no way you are ever going to put on another persons used underwear!

5. You look down and see you are now a guy You have changed sex during the night !!!! And then you hear
a female voice near by asked how was it for you and shall we do it again?.

Action:……………. Hope whatever the new extra bits you have know what they are going to do with out you having to order an owner’s manual from Amazon, but then as you stare at what is between your legs and now you more fear that the bigger problem will be trying to fit back into the micro dress you had on last night

6. You look down and you are still female but you hear a female voice near by asked how was it for you and shall we do it again.


Action: ……………. Telling her you have a headache only works on guys so you look on the bright side no matter what went on its now too late and turn to her
thinking at least you won’t get pregnant.

7. You look down at your hand and discover a gold band on your wedding finger and snoring coming from someone near you in bed.


Action………………. Panic ! all you can remember are day glow cocktails with strange names like oblivion and something so pretty that it could not be alcoholic……….
You can only remember talking to two people last night 1. a long distant truck driver who got his tattoos while in jail and 2. the bartender you are really praying
it is the bartender next to you and then you remember the bartender was female and remembering the tattoos still pray it is the bartender!

8. You look around the empty room and remember that you booked yourself in last night just after being sick over the guy you fancied and you did not even remember eating peas. But he refused to take you home so you crashed here.

Action:……………….You pray to all the gods you know thanking them for the pounding head and the feeling of still wanting to be sick as it could have been far worse!








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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.




A Body Swap Book by Amy Mah
From 3.bp.blogspot.com



Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


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From 1.bp.blogspot.com

Amazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156