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September 5, 2015
A Vampire Girls Naked Walk of Sham
Waking up Naked in strange bed with a Hangover and no memory of how you got there.
Bed and sleeping with people is always a problem and as I always say Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing.
So back to waking up naked in strange bed with a hangover and no memory of how you got there, every drinking girls nightmare, along with the worry of where you left your clothes.
So you slowly open your eyes and painfully look around a strange room which from the décor shouts rather too loudly of cheap motel …….
and the way your head feel it says it far too laud even if it whispered it.
A cheap nylon sheet is covering you …….er ………..and that is all you have covering you ………. A fur coat would have been nice …….shut up …….
you don’t mind who I kill and eat but you object to me liking fur ….huh………….you humans are so odd if I said a human corpse covering you would not have cared !!!
Is it all that is covering you …er…yes you check twice and a single piece of coloured cord around ones wrist does not count!
Supporting the local cat’s home is very charitable but does not count as clothing.
So what happens next?
1. A man leaves some money on the bed side table as he puts on his trousers and leaves …………
Action: ……….you scream ……………. What just $20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. You turn to one side and see a naked man and two naked female fashion models in bed with you.
Action: Roll over and go back to sleep you are ether in some guys dream or if real with the fashion models in bed with you than you know your honor is quite safe.
3. There is Eric the vampire from true blood in next to you in bed
Action: ………….. Pounce on him ….he is not going to get away again!
4. You notice the room is empty apart from a pile of female clothes which are not yours.
Action :………. ….You know that no matter how short the skirt is you will go without underwear today as there is just no way you are ever going to put on another persons used underwear!
5. You look down and see you are now a guy You have changed sex during the night !!!! And then you hear
a female voice near by asked how was it for you and shall we do it again?.
Action:……………. Hope whatever the new extra bits you have know what they are going to do with out you having to order an owner’s manual from Amazon, but then as you stare at what is between your legs and now you more fear that the bigger problem will be trying to fit back into the micro dress you had on last night
6. You look down and you are still female but you hear a female voice near by asked how was it for you and shall we do it again.
Action: ……………. Telling her you have a headache only works on guys so you look on the bright side no matter what went on its now too late and turn to her
thinking at least you won’t get pregnant.
7. You look down at your hand and discover a gold band on your wedding finger and snoring coming from someone near you in bed.
Action………………. Panic ! all you can remember are day glow cocktails with strange names like oblivion and something so pretty that it could not be alcoholic……….
You can only remember talking to two people last night 1. a long distant truck driver who got his tattoos while in jail and 2. the bartender you are really praying
it is the bartender next to you and then you remember the bartender was female and remembering the tattoos still pray it is the bartender!
8. You look around the empty room and remember that you booked yourself in last night just after being sick over the guy you fancied and you did not even remember eating peas. But he refused to take you home so you crashed here.
Action:……………….You pray to all the gods you know thanking them for the pounding head and the feeling of still wanting to be sick as it could have been far worse!
September 3, 2015
The Twice Baked Vampire Series by Deborah Riley-Magnus
Deborah Riley-Magnus is an author and an Author Success Coach. She has a twenty-seven year professional background in marketing, advertising, and public relations as a writer for print, television, and radio. She writes fiction and non-fiction.
Her newest nonfiction entitled WRITE BRAIN/LEFT BRAIN released May 10, 2015 by Motivational Press Publishing, focuses on bridging the gap between the creative writer and the marketing author.
Deborah also writes fiction. The Twice Baked Vampire Series Books, 1 and 2, are also released in 2015 through Books We Love Publishing. This urban fantasy series playfully explores the life of a double-dead vampire attempting to earn a ticket through the Pearly Gates while living out his purgatory in a West Hollywood warehouse.
Book 1, COLD IN CALIFORNIA, was released in May, 2015.
Book 2, MONKEY JUMP, September 1, 2015 .
In November 2015 the first of a 2 part Historical Romance will be released. LUCIFERS GUIDE is book 1 of the Cowboys and Angels series. Rafe Bennett is an old-west, hard-riding outlaw. Vivi is the Angel assigned to watch over him. When she falls from heaven and into his arms, Lucifer steps in and hell breaks loose.
Deborah produces several pieces monthly for various websites and online publications. She teaches online and live workshops and boot camps as The Author Success Coach. She writes an author marketing industry blog and coaches authors, one-on-one, for sales success. Deborah belongs to several writing and professional organizations.
Deborah has lived on both the east and west coast of the United States and has traveled the country widely. She is a native of Pittsburgh , Pennsylvania and recently returned after living in Los Angeles , California for several years.
AUTHOR LINKS:
Blog - http://rileymagnus.wordpress.com/
Teach - http://theauthorsuccesscoach.com/
Fiction http://drmagnusfantasy.com/
Tweet http://twitter.com/rileymagnus
Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/deborah.rileymagnus
LinkedIn - https://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=66062158&trk=nav_responsive_tab_profile
I should be sooo tired!
COLD IN CALIFORNIA, Book 1, The Twice Baked Vampire Series
What happens to a vampire after he finally dies? Heaven? Hell? Nope, purgatory in a West Hollywood warehouse. Go figure.
Cold in California playfully proposes that even the worst of the supernatural
world gets one more chance at redemption. Twice-baked vampire, Gabriel Strickland, learns this when hes whisked from his final demise and into a holding tank of sorts tucked secretly in West Hollywood . Sixty creatures, including other dead vampires, pixies, a legendary Navaho stick man and bothersome leprechauns, struggle together to earn brownie points (against their natures) and wait out possible centuries of purgatory. Gabriel receives dubious advice from Crudo Cushman, a controlling troll who runs the place, but there are always bugs in the pudding and he faces them all. Enter, the beautiful Dori Gallagher, who not only knocks Gabriel off his feet, but also an evil warlock who has designs on her.
His life after double death is all about balance, but when menacing forces gather against Gabriel and everything hes come to respect, its a fiery clash of supernatural verses supernatural in one heroic effort to save his new reality.
Spend some time with twice-baked vampire, Gabriel and youll not only discover a new mythology, but a new world called COLD IN CALIFORNIA.
~ Joe Wilson
Writer/Director of Vampire Mob
AMAZON LINK: http://www.amazon.com/Cold-California-Deborah-Riley-Magnus-ebook/dp/B00XEPXB4K/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1431522142&sr=1-2&keywords=Cold+in+California
MONKEY JUMP, Book 2, The Twice Baked Vampire Series
COVER ART: attached
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Twice-baked vampire, Gabriel Strickland may appear to be coping well with the responsibilities his life after double-death has dealt him, but its only show. The struggle to earn his ticket through the Pearly Gates takes a toll when hes directed to perform a Monkey Jump, a program designed to teach newly assigned dead supernatural management how other holding tanks work. To soften the blow, he takes Dori as his assistant. What he wants is peace and serenity to think things through, what he gets is startling temptation, a Soul Eater, and his sidekick, Master Witch and Grand Matron, Neave Brittania Cook. One has a revenge agenda and the other, designs on Gabriels soul.
The Monkey Jump itinerary, scheduled for Phoenix and Seattle , takes a perilous detour to a north Alaskan community of the oldest, most evolved vampires on the planet. Secrets must be kept and Gabriel must protect Dori as well as his own path to paradise. Well hell, this just cant be good.
AMAZON LINK: http://www.amazon.com/Monkey-Jump-Twice-Baked-Vampire-ebook/dp/B014RGVSNA/ref=sr_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1441130091&sr=1-5&keywords=Deborah+riley-Magnus
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A smoking Hot Body Swap Novel by Amy Mah
From 3.bp.blogspot.comSwapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm
From 1.bp.blogspot.comAmazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156
August 30, 2015
Vampire Girls in Panties
Gifts of Days of the Week Panties
Just because I am a vampire it does not mean I don’t do girl shopping and now with 24hr shopping vampires can join in searching for bargains in the new year sales during the hours of darkness.
Took my maid BAMBI with me as I and still not allowed out un chaperoned, I have told you about her before she is a turnling ……….ex-human ……….. like shes Undead ok what humans think all vampire are, fangs and boobs……….. never ageing and with a hair style that stays looking perfect even in a force 10 gale…. Makes you sick don’t it............... er well nearly .......... You have the same hairstyle as on the day you died and Bambi ........... well Bambi was gonig to have her hair done the next day.............. er .............too late.......... her picture is below:
BAMBIWhy called Bambi? …….well she says it was because she was conceived during a Walt Disney film of the same name in a drive in theatre and who am I to question that, if it has to be anywhere then during a drive in Walt Disney film is as good a time and place as any.
Any way she loves going shopping as it means freedom from the nest for a few hours, plus she like the way I leave my purse on full display on top of the shopping waiting for some guy to snatch it and run off …………….. it is always so much fun to build up an appetite chasing ones lunch and I let her join in, it is a rush as we cant be seen eating in public so we both spend the rest of the time shopping trying not to burp.
Thinking of things as we shop took my mind to a gift I had recently from my Aunt……. As I was complaining about all my underwear having small pink bats on them she got me a pack of something called Collage Girl Specials…………….. A pack of 5 panties with days of the week on them …………….. Er…………. Why five? ……….what am I to do on Saturday and Sunday!!! …………….
As to why have days of the week on them………...What is the point? ……….. if I don’t know what day it is I will ask someone and not life up my skirt to check !!!!!!!!!
If the manufactures wanted to be really helpful then they would print numbers and do a pack of 31 as knowing days of the month is far more useful to a girl than knowing days of the week! …………
August 18, 2015
NEW Vampire song just out
Song Title: Mistress of the Nightmare (Amy Mah Vampire)
www.fangsbite.com
Written and Created for Amy Mah, by Xeo Anastasi ‘Mechanical Alice’ of studio 'Wild Mage Media'
Song Title: Mistress of the Nightmare (Amy Mah Vampire)
www.fangsbite.com
Written and Created for Amy Mah, by studio ‘Mechanical Alice’
Words:
She walks at midnight looking for pray, no point in trying to run for I will never get away.
She moves in the moonlight, such beauty and grace, everything I wanted until she gets a taste.
Mistress of the nightmare why the hungry eyes a beauty so sublime, a monster in disguise.
You will haunt me hunt me until you get my blood, my life forever yours and my eternal love.
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Body Swap
From 3.bp.blogspot.comSwapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm
From 1.bp.blogspot.comAmazon Link:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156
Song Title: Mistress of the Nightmare (Amy Mah Vampire)
www.fangsbite.com
Written and Created for Amy Mah, by Xeo Anastasi ‘Mechanical Alice’ of studio 'Wild Mage Media'
Song Title: Mistress of the Nightmare (Amy Mah Vampire)
www.fangsbite.com
Written and Created for Amy Mah, by studio ‘Mechanical Alice’
Words:
She walks at midnight looking for pray, no point in trying to run for I will never get away.
She moves in the moonlight, such beauty and grace, everything I wanted until she gets a taste.
Mistress of the nightmare why the hungry eyes a beauty so sublime, a monster in disguise.
You will haunt me hunt me until you get my blood, my life forever yours and my eternal love.
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Body Swap
From 3.bp.blogspot.comSwapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm
From 1.bp.blogspot.comAmazon Link:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156
August 17, 2015
Virgil Allen Moore is a fiction author that blends old world poetry into a cavernous novel
"Virgil Allen Moore is a fiction author that blends old world poetry into a cavernous novel that is as twisted as it is enthralling to read. He has spent more than seventeen years writing poetry and short fiction. This is his first full length epic novel published by Erudite Small Press. Demon Vampire comes out 10/30/2011, and will be available on Amazon.com for $18.97 (USD) and on kindle, and nook for $3.00 (USD). Pre-orders will be available onhttp://demonvampire.com/ for $15.97 (USD) and they will be signed by the author. Pre-order stock is extremely limited, so buy early to ensure your copy. Once they sell out, it will be another two to three weeks before another edition is released for sale.
A note from the author: If you enjoy vampires, you will be enthralled by mine. I have painted a world in which you can step into and never have to leave. The best part of the novel, is that that are many hidden truths placed into the characters, as well as a special message from me at the end of the book. and never lets go."
Demon Vampire is an epic paranormal dark mystery that is intended for mature audiences. The vampires within are visceral. They do not sparkle, they do not brood. They are human monsters in the very sense of the words. Demon Vampire is written with a poetic mastery that is felt in every word. It draws you in from the first sentence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EZW4skFnjo&feature=relatedNow of course dont forget my little vampire books:
#amymahvampire
www.fangsrule.com
August 16, 2015
Life as a Teenage Vampire by Amy Mah (Vampire) 吸血鬼 : Why the Traditional vampire is undead by Amy Mah
Life as a Teenage Vampire by Amy Mah (Vampire) 吸血鬼 : Why the Traditional vampire is undead by Amy Mah: At some point we may have to explain the full meaning of the use of the word vampire along with Undead. But in the meantime let us...
Why the Traditional vampire is undead by Amy Mah
At some point we may have to explain the full meaning of the use of the word vampire along with Undead. But in the meantime let us just have a moan at word use.
Undead is not the same as dead or alive, the best way to think about it is as being fixed just at the point of death, so the undead are not immortal just outside the normal rules of time.
The traditional vampire can then have problems which a living person would not … such as reflections, sunlight, holy symbols, etc etc etc
Now Living vampires should not condemn the belief of the traditional undead vampire due to the USE of the word BELIEF …
Traditional vampires are believed in using the same reality of belief as Christians, Muslims or anyone having something such as a religion that relies upon faith and belief over provable reality.
I would not say my use of the written word was anything special as I have to use both proof readers and editors to get my books into a readable state, so if I can pick up things to moan about they must be bad for me to even notice
But in saying that I have noticed the problems with word meanings and the failure to use them correctly recently, last night I watched a movie on Egypt and heard them say to fire arrows! And they did not! No fire was used at all, to shoot an arrow may be ok but a better way would be to say loose it as you would let loose arrows at the enemy.
Think about it with dogs you let loose or better still let slip … : "Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war".
And see in the time frame of the Egypt movie not sure they should even have had the wheel.
"Interestingly, the earliest representation of
wheeled vehicle from Egypt (tomb of Sebeknekht at El Kab, Dynasty XIII) shows sledges, mounted on four disk wheels rather than rollers."
http://egyptsearchreloaded.proboards.com/thread/1518/ancient-egypt-lack-wheel-comers#ixzz3izJzpV1o
Americans like to use the word Unconscious when they mean Subconscious, even the commentators on the US news, why? Do they have different dictionaries than the rest of the world?
The subconscious is that part of consciousness that is not currently in focal awareness.
The unconscious mind consists of the processes in the mind that occur automatically and are not available to introspection, and include thought processes, memory, affect, and motivation.
Sigh ……And the number of times people say literally instead of figuratively.
Come on just look it up
the adverb literally has meant "really" or "actually" or "in the strict sense of the word." Most style guides continue to advise us not to confuse literally with figuratively, which means "in an analogous or metrological sense,"
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Body Swap
From 3.bp.blogspot.comSwapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm
From 1.bp.blogspot.comAmazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156
August 15, 2015
Book: Zenith Series: The Interscission Project - Book 1 Author: Arshad Ahsanuddin
Book: ZenithSeries: The Interscission Project - Book 1Author: Arshad AhsanuddinPublisher: Amazon Digital ServicesGenre: Gay Science FictionRating: Adult Themes / Violent
Grounded after a rescue attempt in Earth orbit goes bad, Commander Martin Atkins of the Confederation Navy is approached by the Interscission Project, a consortium of civilian corporations on the verge of perfecting the technology to travel to another star. Despite his misgivings, the chance to get back in the pilot's seat is too much to pass up, and he convinces his best friend and crewmate, Charles Davenport, to leave the military temporarily and join him as part of the crew of the Zenith, humanity's first starship.Edward Harlen is a brilliant young engineer, and a key player in the construction of the Zenith to take advantage of the untested technology of foldspace drive. But Edward has his own agenda in joining the project, and a bitterly personal score to settle with his boss, Trevor Sutton, a vendetta of which Trevor is entirely ignorant. But when Edward's sister Stella enters the picture and manages to secure a position on the project, all of Edward's careful plotting is upset, and she might spell the downfall not only of his plans for revenge, but of the entire Zenith mission.The spark of attraction between Edward and Martin is a complication that Edward can't afford, but of which he can't let go. For Edward knows the secret at the heart of the Interscission Project, the hidden potential of the technology that in the wrong hands could become the ultimate assassin's weapon: the ability to rewrite history, not just once, but many times. As an unseen enemy moves to destroy them, and the body count multiplies in their wake, Martin and Edward must choose whether they will allow the possibility of love to challenge their destinies, or will they instead take up arms in a war to control the most ancient and terrible power in the universe.Time, itself.
Click here to visit PRG and read the reviews!
http://www.paranormalromanceguild.com/
Body Swap
From 3.bp.blogspot.comSwapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm
From 1.bp.blogspot.comAmazon Link:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156
The Love of Wicked Men Series: Season One Episodes 1-6 Author: Brandon Shire
Book: The Love of Wicked MenSeries: Season One Episodes 1-6Author: Brandon ShirePublisher: TPG BooksGenre: Corporate Mystery ThrillerRating: Mature
Power, lust, legal intrigue. This is where sex and injustice meet.Six action-packed episodes!Sid Rivers and Jack Brown are two sides of the same coin. One is a lawyer with his own firm and dreams of money and power; the other is a criminal with a lengthy record and a quest for vengeance. When they meet, sparks fly. But was their meeting an accident? Or, was it planned by the billionaires who want to control their destiny?The Love of Wicked Men is an erotic journey into the underbelly of the legal profession, the corporate culture of profit-at-any-cost, and the secret world of industrial espionage.
Click here to visit PRG and read the reviews!
http://www.paranormalromanceguild.com/
Body Swap
From 3.bp.blogspot.comSwapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm
From 1.bp.blogspot.comAmazon Link:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156
