Amy Mah's Blog, page 3
January 5, 2017
Classes on personal female hygiene. VAMPIRE CLAWS
Classes on personal female hygiene.
VAMPIRE CLAWS
With Vampires all the talk is on Fangs where as so little is talked about the useful vampire tools of 20 sharp and great looking claws.
Claws are weapons and tools and not just something to polish, paint red and scratch hard to reach parts of your body with.
I have often explained how useful they are for opening easy open packs of cookies along with the need to keep them clean and sharp using a block of wood at bed time.
It can be very restful to lie on ones back ripping apart a block of wood as one strengthens ones fingers and toes.
I do so wish my Aunt would not call it girls playing with themselves in bed to make ones fingers stronger as I am sure people will misunderstand such wording… sighing so silly to misunderstand the comment as heck that sort of behaviour is what we have maids for.
But the reason they pop out in times of need is rarely spoken about outside classes on personal vampire hygiene.
I can only talk of the living vampire here but the simple reason they work so well is that you do not need to think about un-sheathing them, it kinda just happens.
Now I suspect it works something like ones bladder Er? Ok not quite as your bladder but in the way muscles are always on so relaxing muscles will instantly give you the ability to make water or in the case of a vampire show off your wall climbing tools.
Now a word of warning it is not a good idea to stand behind any vampire and shout “BOO” as unlike a human being surprised may produce a puddle of water with a vampire it is more likely they will remove the heads of anyone within 20feet as a shock response, or just anger of having ruined yet another pair of shoes by the extending of foot claws by accident.
next here is my latest book
Smoking Hot (the diary of a fire demon)
Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
Link to amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502908229&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
VAMPIRE CLAWS
VAMPIRE CLAWS
With Vampires all the talk is on Fangs where as so little is talked about the useful vampire tools of 20 sharp and great looking claws.
Claws are weapons and tools and not just something to polish, paint red and scratch hard to reach parts of your body with.
I have often explained how useful they are for opening easy open packs of cookies along with the need to keep them clean and sharp using a block of wood at bed time.
It can be very restful to lie on ones back ripping apart a block of wood as one strengthens ones fingers and toes.
I do so wish my Aunt would not call it girls playing with themselves in bed to make ones fingers stronger as I am sure people will misunderstand such wording… sighing so silly to misunderstand the comment as heck that sort of behaviour is what we have maids for.
But the reason they pop out in times of need is rarely spoken about outside classes on personal vampire hygiene.
I can only talk of the living vampire here but the simple reason they work so well is that you do not need to think about un-sheathing them, it kinda just happens.
Now I suspect it works something like ones bladder Er? Ok not quite as your bladder but in the way muscles are always on so relaxing muscles will instantly give you the ability to make water or in the case of a vampire show off your wall climbing tools.
Now a word of warning it is not a good idea to stand behind any vampire and shout “BOO” as unlike a human being surprised may produce a puddle of water with a vampire it is more likely they will remove the heads of anyone within 20feet as a shock response, or just anger of having ruined yet another pair of shoes by the extending of foot claws by accident.
With Vampires all the talk is on Fangs where as so little is talked about the useful vampire tools of 20 sharp and great looking claws.
Claws are weapons and tools and not just something to polish, paint red and scratch hard to reach parts of your body with.
I have often explained how useful they are for opening easy open packs of cookies along with the need to keep them clean and sharp using a block of wood at bed time.
It can be very restful to lie on ones back ripping apart a block of wood as one strengthens ones fingers and toes.
I do so wish my Aunt would not call it girls playing with themselves in bed to make ones fingers stronger as I am sure people will misunderstand such wording… sighing so silly to misunderstand the comment as heck that sort of behaviour is what we have maids for.
But the reason they pop out in times of need is rarely spoken about outside classes on personal vampire hygiene.
I can only talk of the living vampire here but the simple reason they work so well is that you do not need to think about un-sheathing them, it kinda just happens.
Now I suspect it works something like ones bladder Er? Ok not quite as your bladder but in the way muscles are always on so relaxing muscles will instantly give you the ability to make water or in the case of a vampire show off your wall climbing tools.
Now a word of warning it is not a good idea to stand behind any vampire and shout “BOO” as unlike a human being surprised may produce a puddle of water with a vampire it is more likely they will remove the heads of anyone within 20feet as a shock response, or just anger of having ruined yet another pair of shoes by the extending of foot claws by accident.
January 2, 2017
RUSSIA Controls American Election by Hacking!
RUSSIA Controls American Election by Hacking!
So much talk about did the Russians or the Easter Bunny destroy American democracy?
Is it true that Russia, China or a 10 year old kid in school break hacked Hillary Clintons email showing people her email security is kinda cr#p as her own people hand out the password when asked.
But the worry should be something different and that is the politics being used and to warn the country that no computer system is safe from the evil hordes seeking to destroy the American way of life.
Is it true? Who cares, the point is not who did it but the fact someone could do it … if a foreign power did do it then you LIE and tell the public it was a high school kid.
You NEVER EVER tell Americans that a foreign power can bypass American state of the art cyber security! People would be happy that a 10 year old kid could hack the pentagon and start World War Three
But never ever say that some foreign power is better in anyway, let alone have the ability to upset elections by showing stuff politicians want to keep hidden until after they get the power and can ignore any facts for 4 years.
If truth is the first casualty of war then facts are the unwelcome and shunned guests at any Political Party, one of my fun little quotes.
We all know that Politicians never let facts get in the way of a popular vote gaining policy
December 26, 2016
The Modern Vampire Community is real and not all about mono diets, coffins and problems with heat activated equipment.
The Modern Vampire Community is real and not all about mono diets, coffins and problems with heat activated equipment. A little different from the Vampire mythology the world has a thriving real and living vampire community. The community is a mix of people from the GVC Greater Vampire Community, VW Vampire World and the VVC Voices Vampire Community to Psi Vamps and Blood Drinkers. As some say Biting is not just about lifestyle when you are a Vampire sometimes it just means you are hungry
Come and visit us click below
www.vampirecommunity.org
December 9, 2016
December 6, 2016
What Vampires do during the day The Vampire Community
This has been growing over the past few years and is in no way finished as it is just the tip of an iceberg on what is going on in the background.
It is different from other types of website on this subject as it covers links to various parts of the community that may not get on with each other.
VVC members have supplied me with many links to sites they run or wish to publicise….and it is advertised on VVC fb groups.
You will see links and Details of Sabastiaan’s Vampire World which you would never see on a pure VVC site, as they say he is too commercial.
Highgate vampire followers may soon have a link as it has already been advertised on several Highgate vampire groups and people have shown an interest to be linked to it.
#undeadlivesmatter #amymahvampire
CLICK HERE
www.vampirecommunity.org
November 11, 2016
November 7, 2016
The Google Online Vampire Community
The Google Online Vampire Community
https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/107677930262000241868
Come and visit the Online Vampire Community
Click below
www.vampirecommunity.org
Come and visit the Online Vampire Community
Click below
www.vampirecommunity.org
https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/107677930262000241868
Come and visit the Online Vampire Community
Click below
www.vampirecommunity.org
Come and visit the Online Vampire Community
Click below
www.vampirecommunity.org
September 18, 2016
Life as a sexy teenage vampire
Life as a sexy teenage vampire
hot and horny blood sucking vampire girls
CLICK HERE http://www.voicevampireworld.com/amymah.htm
Being a vampire is Fun!
Start with reading a vampire book
today
VAMPIRE BOOK
www.fangsrule.com
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
www.fangsrule.com/buy1.htm
click herehttp://www.voicevampireworld.com/amymah.htm
hot and horny blood sucking vampire girls CLICK HERE http://www.voicevampireworld.com/amymah.htm
Being a vampire is Fun!
Start with reading a vampire book
today
VAMPIRE BOOK
www.fangsrule.com
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
www.fangsrule.com/buy1.htm
click herehttp://www.voicevampireworld.com/amymah.htm
