Amy Mah's Blog, page 30
September 11, 2012
September 9, 2012
September 8, 2012
sink your teeth into a new vampire book
New Sexy Vampire Book Now Out
Only the people that have not read my books think I
write children books ......... no they are Young Adult
Books .er... at that age you can vote .... Drink .... Go to
war and kill people legally.... have sex and raise a family
................ and then people ask is Young Adult a
childrens book?
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September 6, 2012
Topless swimming pictures and no tan lines!
Will this bikini fall off?
http://Bikini.com Could this be the most
attention grabbing bikini on the beach? No strings attached -- but who needs
those pesky bikini strings anyway, now that Perfect Tan Bikini has come up with
a way to cover up those important bits with no tan line. Yvelisse shows off her
bikini -- could this be the new shape of swimwear?
IS
SHE GOING TO TAKE IT OFF?? www.perfecttanbikini.com
Now for a real funny short film on topless swimming
No
Bikini - A film by Claudia Morgado Escanilla
Going topless at 7 and people thinking you
are a boy is Cute
But when you can do it at 16 its time to buy a
wonderbra
But enough of my teenage problems
And before anyone complains about me showing topless girls on my blog
Answer me this is it a girl pretending to be a boy or a boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy?
And if at 7 you can't tell then what the heck are you moaning about ...
Now what you need is a good book to read:
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Topless swimming for no tan lines!
Will this bikini fall off?
http://Bikini.com Could this be the most
attention grabbing bikini on the beach? No strings attached -- but who needs
those pesky bikini strings anyway, now that Perfect Tan Bikini has come up with
a way to cover up those important bits with no tan line. Yvelisse shows off her
bikini -- could this be the new shape of swimwear?
IS
SHE GOING TO TAKE IT OFF?? www.perfecttanbikini.com
Now for a real funny short film on topless swimming
No
Bikini - A film by Claudia Morgado Escanilla
And before anyone complains is it a girl pretending to be a boy or a boy pretending to be a girl?
Now what you need is a good book to read:
visit
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September 5, 2012
Sleeping Naked with ones Maid is not allowed in the USA
Sleeping Naked with ones Maid
is not allowed in the USA
Its true and I only just
found out when doing the wording on the book trailer for my new book.
My publisher said to tell
people what to expect in the book so I did and then the film making company in
the States said the test was too ……. Well tooooo Amy Mah ish
1. You can not use the word SEX any
where in the text
Today's world is difficult for everyone,
especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date,
and the biggie of sex ,
just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might
get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At
last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems
with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair
go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be
the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life,
older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female
uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female
vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called,
"male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a
very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire,
the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was
normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have
involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off
his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the
first date).
OK so I also put about
getting caught sitting
Naked on a guys lap but he was also
naked so that made things even.
No that had to come out of
the video……….
And Sleeping naked with my Maid is also against American decency rules, is it?
Its not that I pay her to, if
just gets cold at night, it would be ok it I just drained her of blood as long
as we are both wearing underwear.
Now as for tearing chunks of
flesh off a guy with my teeth, chewing it and then swallowing it in front of
him, that is ok …….er?
Yes I can kill and eat who I
like in graphic detail in so long as we are fully dressed and I don’t say the
word SEX while ripping his head off and using his neck as a straw …………….
Murder and mayhem is fine,
but using the word SEX and the video
gets banned from lots and lots of book video sites
So buy your copy now before
it gets banned ………..
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
http://www.amazon.com/Vampire-Night-Life-Amy-Mah/dp/1874192626/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1346868714&sr=8-3&keywords=amy+mah+vampire
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Amy-Mah-Vampire-Night-Life/dp/1874192626/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1346867862&sr=8-1
September 4, 2012
The Untold Story complaints over Islam Documentary
Channel 4 Receives More Than 1,000 Complaints About Tom Holland Islam Documentary
The Huffington Post UK | By Jessica Elgot Posted: 04/09/2012 10:28 Updated: 04/09/2012 14:21
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Thousands of viewers have complained to Channel 4 about a documentary on Islam, which suggested Mecca might not have been the real birthplace of the Prophet Mohammed.
Historian Tom Holland's Channel 4 documentary 'Islam: The Untold Story' has received 1,000 complaints directed at the channel, and 200 have been received by Ofcom.
The documentary set out to examine "the issue of whether, as Muslims have always believed, Islam was born fully formed in all its fundamentals, or else evolved gradually, over many years".
Tom Holland in his Channel 4 documentary Islam: The Untold Story
After the programme was broadcast last week, many Muslim viewers took to Twitter to vent their fury at perceived inaccuracies.
Asif Timol
@Sonu_Saf that seems to be the general consensus. So yet again a prime time prog does Muslims no favours?!
August 28, 2012 11:17 pm via Twitter for iPhone Reply Retweet Favorite
Nasser Arif
@asiftimol apparently it's a historian trying to find out about the birth of Islam, he was way off the mark, hidden agenda maybe.
August 29, 2012 4:16 am via Echofon Reply Retweet Favorite
The Islam Research and Education Authority, based in north London, published a detailed critique of the programme's claims, with lengthy footnotes, describing the programme as "reckless".
The organisation set out to rebut "the claim that there is no historical evidence in the seventh century on the origins of Islam" which it said was "historically inaccurate".
"Holland appears to have turned a blind eye to the rich Islamic historical tradition. There are no “black holes” and there is no missing information. There is plenty of material evidence available to substantiate the accuracy of the Islamic narrative on the early history of Islam.
"For instance, there are thousands of inscriptions on rocks in Saudi Arabia confirming the chronological accuracy of the Islamic historical records.
"Holland claims that the city of Mecca is not mentioned in the Qur'an and therefore justifies his revisionist perspective. This is a complete fabrication. The Quran in the forty-eighth chapter clearly mentions the city of Mecca.
"Holland has cherry picked from evidence as well as scholarship to take an unsubstantiated and marginalised view on the origins of Islam.
"He saw what he wanted to see and rejected recklessly what he didn't like. His exclusion of established academic positions and material facts points to the only conclusion of justifying his own prejudices and ignorance of Islamic tradition."
Holland has responded to some criticisms on Twitter, expressing frustration at the response.
Tom Holland
To all those who didn't like #IslamTheUntoldStory & wrote to call me a bellend - hey ho, you win some, you lose some.
August 28, 2012 10:38 pm via web Reply Retweet Favorite
But he later published a more detailed blog, responding to criticism.
He said: "The origins of Islam are a legitimate subject of historical enquiry and this film is wholly in keeping with other series and programmes on Channel 4 where the historical context of world religions has been examined, such as The Bible: A History.
"A considered exploration of the tensions that inevitably arise when historical method is applied to articles of faith was central to the film.
"We were of course aware when making the programme that we were touching deeply-held sensitivities and went to every effort to ensure that the moral and civilizational power of Islam was acknowledged in our film, and the perspective of Muslim faith represented, both in the persons of ordinary Bedouin in the desert, and one of the greatest modern scholars of Islam, Seyyed Hossein Nasr.
"It has also wrongly been suggested that we said there is no historical evidence for the seventh century origins of Islam. What I actually said in the film was that I had expected to find contemporaneous Muslim evidence - "but there's nothing there."
"Obviously in a film of only 74 minutes, which opens up very rich and complex arguments and brings to light detailed academic scholarship, which has been going on for over forty years, it is impossible to articulate all the resonances and implications of every argument.
A Channel 4 spokeswoman said: "This history programme was commissioned as part of Channel 4's remit to support and stimulate well-informed debate on a wide range of issues, by providing access to information and perspectives from around the world and by challenging established views."
Channel 4 TV presenter and historian Dan Snow tweeted his support for Holland, as he came under fire.
Dan Snow
Dear angry mad people on twitter, it is conceivable that you know more than @holland_tom & the world's leading scholars, but very unlikely
August 28, 2012 8:58 pm via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet Favorite
Farooq Murad, secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain, has written to the Chairman of Channel 4, Lord Burns and Chief Executive of Channel 4, Mr David Abraham.
He said: "We are puzzled why the broadcaster chose to feature the work of a pop historian who has come to study the religion of Islam so recently.
"The documentary turned out to be poorly researched, badly presented and grossly unbalanced."
Afroze Zaidi-Jivraj, writing for The Huffington Post UK, said Muslims had complained of an "Islamophobic backlash they received on Twitter and other on-line forums, after they complained on these forums about several significant shortcomings in Holland's approach."
In a critique of the programme, she said: "Some who knew little about Islamic scholarship praised Holland's work.
"Others went a step further and accused Muslims of reacting disproportionately and being incapable of accepting criticism of their faith- these are the folks who live with the dichotomy of upholding liberal values and yet marginalising those who disagree with their secular viewpoint.
"Still others resorted to inflammatory, hate-filled comments, cursing Muslims and portraying Islam as an ideology that is about little more than hate, violence and oppression. Yes, the Islamophobes had a field day.
It's all well and good for Tom Holland though, as he casually Tweeted, "you win some, you lose some."
"I wonder if he realises at all that with his research into the origins of Islam, one in which he assumes the superiority of secular Western historic traditions over all others and appears to make his evidence conveniently fit his desired conclusion, he has only served to worsen the understanding of an already poorly-understood faith and its much-maligned adherents."
September 2, 2012
Ghost Tits Every Guys Nightmare
GHOST TITS
Its true its all true ! I used to be well stacked until one day they vanished ....sob
Now is it me or are movies getting kinda odd ?
OK take a look at this and tell me the world is a normal place
"Ghost
Tits"
It’s
a nightmare scenario that could happen to each and every man in a relationship
– What would you do if you woke up to find your girlfriend’s tits had gone? It
would be a terrible, terrible thing and this psychological thriller delves into
the horror that any man would face if he was confronted with such an
abomination. Just hope and pray it never happens to your girlfriend. Be afraid.
A trailer for the psychological thriller
"Ghost Tits" -- the story of a man whose life is turned upside down
when his girlfriend's breasts suddenly disappear.
Episode Credits
WRITTEN BY: Paulilu
DIRECTED BY: Lucia Aniello
STARRING: Olivia Munn as Katie, Paul W. Downs as
Sam, William Daniels as Dr. Vanderhoof, Joe Spellman as Joe, Joey Dembner as
Joey, and Echo Kellum as JoJo, Jeff Lamb as Detective Josephs
PRODUCED BY: Celeste Ballard
What you need now is a good book to read ....mine!
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Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
Guys sex secrets they don't tell their girlfriends
Rounded up a group of men and asked them to spill their
innermost thoughts on their exes, their girlfriends’ bodies and what
they do with your shoes when you’re out, they laughed and said “not a
chance”. So we twisted their arms behind their backs until they could
take the pain no more, and eventually they spat out the truth. Here’s
what they told us…
1. “I can take a laptop apart and put it back together again, but I
have no idea how to put on a condom properly. I’m 35 and can’t remember
how many flings I’ve had.”
2. “Every woman I see, I picture naked. Doesn’t matter if she’s my
girlfriend or the nan in the supermarket queue. I can’t help but
imagine what she looks like with nothing on. Bet most men do exactly
the same.”
3. “I know where my girlfriend keeps her diary and I read it regularly.”
4. “The girl I’m seeing goes to loads of trouble with candles, music,
wine etc whenever I go round to her house for dinner. It’s quite sweet
but it’s totally pointless. Men couldn’t give a toss about romance, we
just want you to get a beer from the fridge and get your clothes off.
But I’ll let her continue with the seduction stuff, ‘cause she’d be
gutted if she knew what I’d just said.”
5. “I never, ever have any idea ‘where the relationship is going,’ and
I care even less.”
6. “There is nothing more gross than untrimmed private bits on a girl.
I can really fancy her, then find a big unruly bush, and I’ll never
want to sleep with her again. Sorry.”
7. “I’m sleeping with her best friend, but I’d rather be sleeping with
her sister.”
8. “My girlfriend takes the same size shoes as me, so sometimes when
she’s out I put on her high heels and walk around the house in them.
It’s really hard at first but you get used to it, and it gives your
calf muscles a good workout.”
9. “I wish I could say that women look better with no make-up on. But
generally they look really rough.”
10. “I quite often fake orgasms when I’m getting bored and want to go
to sleep, or when I just can’t make it happen. I just grab a bit of
tissue and pretend.”
11. “If any girl says ‘I love you’ before I’ve said it to her, I have
to dump her. Partly because I find it a turn off, and partly because
it’s my tradition.”
12. “I never remember anything a woman says to be during a date,
because I spend the whole time thinking about what her face looks like
during sex.”
13. “If a woman is good in bed, it has absolutely nothing to do with
her technique and absolutely everything to do with her enthusiasm. But
I’m happy to let the girls carry on thinking that technique matters,
because it’s a nice bonus.”
14. “We get far more jealous than girls do.”
15. “I’ve been waiting for a girl to phone me all week and I’ve cried
about it twice. No way am I ringing her first.”
16. “I pretend to forget about our anniversary because I get scared
that my girlfriend will forget, and I don’t want to be the only one who
remembers, because it’s not manly.”
17. “I wax my chest with my sister’s leg-wax strips.”
18. “My girlfriend thinks I go running but actually I go and sit in the
park for a smoke, then walk the 200 yards home again.”
19. “Chatting girls up is hideously difficult, and I’m terrified of
rejection. So if I’m at a party I always try to spot the weak one and
separate her from the pack so I’ve got more chance of success.”
20. “If a woman chats me up I automatically think she’s a bit
desperate.”
21. “I love chick flicks and have watched Titanic about 10 times.”
22. “I’m completely straight but I’ve got a slight thing for Matt Damon
and was made up when my girlfriend wanted to watch all three Bourne
films one evening. Had the best sex ever after that.”
23. “I fancy the news reader Moira Stewart.”
24. “When I suggest splitting the bill on a first date, it’s because I
don’t want to have sex with her.”
25. “Men moan about women talking too much, but we all secretly like
chatty women because it means less work for us. I had a date recently
with a girl who was nice-looking but very quiet, and the evening seemed
to last a week. There was so much dead air. Babbly women are the lesser
of two evils.”
26. “My girlfriend has lost a bit of weight recently and I know that
she’s really happy about it, and her clothes fit better and all that,
but to be honest I wish she’d chub up again because she was more
cushiony, which made her nicer to have sex with. She was also a bit
warmer in bed. Literally warmer, temperature-wise. Now that she’s slim
she’s got freezing feet.”
27. “I find women far more attractive in underwear than naked.”
28. “When I’m having sex with my girlfriend I imagine that she’s my ex.”
29. “Whenever I look through my girlfriend’s Facebook photos, I’m
basically eyeing up her good-looking friends.”
30. “I wear concealer to bed.”
31.”I make fun of my girlfriend for buying celeb magazines but I read
them from cover to cover on the loo. If she didn’t buy them I’d have to
find a way to smuggle them into the house.”
32. “I spent the night at a girl’s place and used her pink razor on my
hair ‘down there’, because I got a kick out of the idea of that we’d
shaved our bits with the same razor. I hope it didn’t blunt the blade.”
Guy's secrets..
By Jane Hoskyn
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Sex secrets girls don't want guys to know !!!
From stubble burn to carpet burn and
Sex secrets girls don't want guys to know
Ask us what women are thinking, and we can trot out any number of
things. “Don’t knock babbling, it’s a sign that we fancy you,” for
example. Or: “Give us stubble burn once and we may never kiss you
again.”
But those are the things that we wish men knew. The really telling
thoughts are the ones that we don’t want men to know. Especially the
men that we’re sleeping with – or wish we were sleeping with.
Deep in this innermost vault of secrecy lie our feelings about our
exes, your exes, our bodies, your bodies... and our feelings at the end
of a date or the start of a relationship. This is top-secret,
high-octane stuff. In the wrong hands, it could be extremely dangerous.
Read on if you think you’re hard enough.
1. When we get whistled at in the street, we feel uncomfortable and
we’ll always tut and roll our eyes. But we’re awesomely flattered and
we’d be gutted if it stopped.
2. We will never grow out of our fascination with pop stars. A guy can
be completely ordinary-looking, but we will fancy him if he’s in a band.
3. We are more likely to fancy a guy if his ex-girlfriends are really
pretty.
4. We can be put off a guy by finding out that his ex-girlfriends are a
bit ugly.
5. When we look through your Facebook photos, we’re looking to see how
pretty or ugly your ex-girlfriends are.
6. We look through your Facebook photos a lot, and we really hope that
you haven’t downloaded anything that reveals who looks at them the most.
7. Here’s how to make us fall for you. One day, come on to us so strong
that we’re a bit weirded out by it. Then totally fail to ring us. We’ll
wonder what we did wrong, and we won’t be able to stop thinking about
you.
8. The above strategy isn’t foolproof. We may just lose interest. It
depends on how much we liked you in the first place.
9. We often don’t know how much we liked you in the first place. We may
have to wait until you don’t phone us. If we’re disappointed, it proves
that we fancy you. If we’re not, it proves that we don’t. It’s like
when you toss a coin to help you make a decision.
10. Stop trying to understand how our minds work. Even we don’t
understand how our minds work.
11. We constantly change our minds and reserve the right to do so.
12. We love getting a missed call from you. It makes us feel in control.
13. The pleasure of noticing a missed call doesn’t last long. We never
know how soon to ring back, and it does our heads in.
14. We are constantly scared of putting you off by seeming too keen.
15. We are constantly scared of putting you off by not seeming keen
enough.
16. We will never discuss this with you because we are constantly
scared of putting you off by bringing “us” up in conversation.
17. “I’m scared of being hurt” means “I don’t fancy you as much as I
thought I did.” You know it, we know it, and that is all that will be
said on the matter.
18. We say “we’re not manipulative” because we’re really good at being
manipulative.
19. We only manipulate your feelings because you manipulated our
feelings first.
20. Snoring costs you sex.
21. Your feet disgust us.
22. We shave our toes.
23. We’ve got a rogue hair that needs regular plucking.
24. We went through a phase of shaving our moustache.
25. We leave our legs unshaven on a first date so that we won’t end up
in bed with you.
26. We wear big knickers on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed
with you.
27. We spend entire first dates fancying the pants off you and worrying
that we’ll end up in bed with you, all unshaven legs and big knickers.
28. We don’t actually care that much about the loo seat.
29. We suspect that you like our bodies more when we’re carrying a few
extra pounds, but we always feel better about ourselves when we lose
weight. However we hate that our boobs look deflated, and we’re
disgusted by the injustice of it.
30. We envy you for being able to eat more than us and not get fat. By
“envy” we mean “occasionally hate.”
31. If a grown-up woman has light blonde hair, she’s bleaching it*. You
can tell that a woman is a natural blonde from her mousey eyebrows. (*
OK, or she’s Scandinavian.)
32. We trim our nose-hair.
33. Yes we’ve got nice eyes, blah blah. Boring. We are desperate for
you to compliment our skin and our necks.
34. We are even more desperate for you to write poems about us.
35. When we’re at a party we clock the sexy girls far quicker than we
clock the sexy guys.
36. We find female strippers sexier than male strippers. But that
doesn’t mean we want to snog any of them.
37. However we do wish we were gay sometimes, if only to get oral sex
from someone who really knows what they’re doing.
38. Size does matter, fellas.
39. What you do with it matters even more.
40. What you do with your tongue matters most of all.
41. We’re really scared that you’ll feel our back zits.
42. During breakouts we get up at 6am and cover our spots with
concealer while you’re sleeping.
43. We don’t want you to stay for breakfast. We want you to leave
immediately so that you don’t have time to register how dog-rough we
look in the morning.
44. We want you to text us from your journey home to say how you can’t
stop smiling.
45. If you don’t text or call within 24 hours we’ll feel so unhappy
that no amount of chocolate and wine can cheer us up. Though we’ll give
it a try.
46. We’d happily sleep with your best mate to make you jealous.
47. We’re scared of commitment too.
48. If you’re not very well endowed, your girlfriend won’t tell her
friends. She’s as embarrassed about it as you are. However if you dump
her, she’ll tell everyone.
49. We fake orgasms so that you’ll stop and let us go to sleep.
50. We aren’t always sure when we’re faking it. In orgasms, the line
between fact and fiction can be very thin.
51. We love falling asleep in your arms, for the first few weeks of a
relationship anyway. To be honest we’d sleep a lot better if you
weren’t there.
52. We find your dark-coloured bedsheets a total turn-off.
53. We’re all little girls inside. You make us cry far more easily than
you realise.
53 secrets girls don't want guys to know
By Jane Hoskyn
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