Amy Mah's Blog, page 29
September 17, 2012
Spotlight Author Amelia (Amy) Mah Vampire
Today's Spotlight is on author Amelia Mah
I'd like to welcome Amelia Mah today to Not Enough Time in the Day. She's graciously agreed to be our first Saturday Spotlight author. Fangs Rule: a Girl's Guide to Being a Vampire and her new release Amy Mah Vampire (Night Life) document the ups and downs of being a teenage vampire. Let's get started shall we? Tell us a bit about yourself.
Hi my name is Amy, ok my full Vampire name is: Lady Amelia Mistress of the Night Mare but I prefer to shorten mine to Amy Mah (Vampire) or just Amy to my friends. For those who do not know me I should point out that I used to be a feral vamp living in the outside world raised by humans until I was discovered and adopted into Vampire society. In the human world life was very difficult for me, I knew I needed blood but did not know how to get it, all I had was human books and films telling all kinds of stuff that was useless like I can change into a bat, and that is so not true as I tried it and all it does is make you look stupid as you flap your arms up and down! It was while living with humans I started writing my own little journal, recording what it is like being a teenage vampire, I know that a lot of it will be very obvious but I started it when I knew very little about Vampire-ing…
What inspires you to write?
Well I have lots of stories playing in my head so it’s either become a writer or start wearing white jackets that tie your arms behind your back. If it was not for being able to step into my own world I expect I would go crazy.
Do your stories tend to be character driven or plot driven?
The characters. The plot just seems to happen on its own. Nothing is ever planned. I just provide the fingers on the keyboard.
In what ways are your characters like you? In what ways are your characters not like you?
The main character is just like me. Yes, she is very like me. In fact we both have the same name! Ok so we are a little different, like she can hang from the ceiling by her foot claws where as I would be lucky to hold onto a ladder with two hands.
I based her on my own childhood and yes I did have a very odd upbringing. I remember sleeping on roofs as a child. Well we had a flat roof and it was so much fun on a hot summers night to wear PJ’s and snuggle up in a sleeping bag staring up at the stars and yes my PJ’s did have bats on them. Ho, those were the days!
I now own panties with bats on! See I did say I was crazy. I will try and add a pic of them to this just to prove it.
What are the recurring core issues in your stories?
I can remember all the embarrassing stuff that all teenagers go through and I show that they are the same when you happen to be a different species and to this day I still think boys happen to be a different species with or without fangs.
In the book I talk of the problems with simple things like wrapping a tower around yourself when coming out of a shower, this sort of thing definitely comes from my high school days where for fun girls used to pull off other girls towels so you had to run after them naked, apart from the writing has it affected me? Well if ever see me wear just a towel in company nowadays I would be the one with that comes with a belt!
My vampire world has lots of rules and when something happens then there is a reason for it. You can see how the main characters run up against rules and what happens to them when they do. Normally it is very funny to watch.
Why do you think you are drawn to these types of characters/plots again and again?
I try to put myself into a situation and then look around and think heck how would I get out of this. As I said, the world has rules and my characters are not super heroes.
Just because a vampire has better teeth than most people all it means is they need to brush them more often!
What are your favorite fiction genres to read from?
I love funny novels.
What are your favorite non-fiction genres to read from?
History, yes I so love history.
Where can we find your book Fangs Rule: A Girl's Guide to Being a Vampire and your new book Amy Mah Vampire (Nightlife)?
Signed and post free just visit my website: www.fangsrule.com
Or this page: www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Even on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Amy-Mah-Vampire-Night-Life/dp/1874192626/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1342656390&sr=8-3&keywords=amy+mah
And
http://www.amazon.com/Fangs-Rule-Girls-Guide-Vampire/dp/1874192480/ref=la_B004SYA8JM_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1342656424&sr=1-1
Give the core premise behind your story.
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers.
They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire.
At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne!
In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it.
And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (well at least not on the first date).
When and where does your book take place?
With a world filled with blood sucking denizens of the night (vampires) you want me to give you a location? Ok, think of it as America and as to the time well, about right now. ;)
Who is the heroine?
Amy Mah who is a teenage girl that finds she is stuck as a teenager for far too long.
What drives her?
Day to day living, the same that drives most people.
What is she running away from (literally or figuratively)?
Mostly humans that want to kill her just because she has better teeth than they do.
What about her will make readers sympathetic to her?
Anyone who is a teenager or lived through the teenage years will know her problems.
What is the theme at the heart of your story?
Growing up and being different
Will your new book be part of a series?
Yes I hope it is, but it will depend if people buy this one. If they do then it will be the first in the Night Life series.
Last Year I did a book which is a guide to help to understand my vampire world it is called FANGS RULE: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire”
Its done as an A to Z of what to expect to happen as a teenage vampire, a self help book if you will. The guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal. Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you?Very good point, Amy! Where else can we find more about you and your books?
You can find me at my website http://www.fangsrule.com and at The Vampire Book Realm http://www.vampirebookrealm.com/
Thank you so much for joining us here today, Amy! Life as a teenager is rough enough, but being a vampire on top of it has to be even harder.
As an extra special treat, here are two of Amy's videos for you to enjoy.
September 16, 2012
Kate and Pipa Middleton have boobs! and these can be seen when topless
Kate and Pipa Middleton have Boobs!
Yes and Boobies with Nipples!
Well it was quite a shock for
me to learn today that the
Middleton Sisters both own boobies
complete with
nipples! And a set
of them for each girl
!!!!!!!!!!
And this has also come as a shock
across the world to the media so now magazines are fighting over the chance to
show people this strange body part.
As someone who surprisingly
owns a pair of her own …..yes I do ….I looked in the mirror to check just this
morning ………and no you can’t see them ….
Look guys go ask your Mom it
is like normal for 50% of adults, more if you count in the fat guys with moobs.
So like everyone else on the
internet I had better show you the pics
As to why well ????
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
www.fangsrule.com
Mostly to also advertise my
book of life as a female vampire and yes one with BOOBIES and NIPPLES
!!!!
If you like boobs then lots
of the characters I write about have them and the undead Maids love to bounce
about showing them off.
And yes female vampire are
vary dangerous ! none of the Maids wear a bra and I am sure that one day one of
the more gifted ones will take someone’s eye out when turning around fast.
Yes Yes Yes I have added some
Middleton boobs for you to gawk at but in the hope you will like my books ...............
Look my books are funny, take a look even the author has nipples and you must like boobs and nipples or you would not be reading this page .................
Vampire is a story of not fitting in and being at a time of life where a girl wants to fit in. It's about a girl that tries to be normal but slowly discovers she is not....and is in fact a vampire...not a vampire though that you would find in the films. Published by Reardon Publishing. http://www.FangsRule.com - ISBN 9781874192626
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
A Funny sexy book on teenage life when you own boobs and you are also a vampire!
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
Editorial Reviews
About the Author
The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
Kate and Pipa Middleton have boobs!
Kate and Pipa Middleton have
boobs! Yes and boobies with nipples!
Well it was quite a shock for
me to learn today that the Middleton Sisters both own boobies complete with
nipples! And a set of them for each girl
!!!!!!!!!!
And this has also come as a shock
across the world to the media so now magazines are fighting over the chance to
show people this strange body part.
As someone who surprisingly
owns a pair of her own …..yes I do ….I looked in the mirror to check just this
morning ………and no you can’t see them ….
Look guys go ask your Mom it
is like normal for 50% of adults, more if you count in the fat guys with moobs.
So like everyone else on the
internet I had better show you the pics
As to why well ????
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
www.fangsrule.com
Mostly to also advertise my
book of life as a female vampire and yes one with BOOBIES and NIPPLES
!!!!
If you like boobs then lots
of the characters I write about have them and the undead Maids love to bounce
about showing them off.
And yes female vampire are
vary dangerous ! none of the Maids were bras and I am sure that one day one of
the more gifted ones will take someone’s eye out when turning around fast.
Yes Yes Yes I have added some
Middleton boobs for you to gawk at but in the hope you will like my books ...............
Vampire is a story of not fitting in and being at a time of life where a girl wants to fit in. It's about a girl that tries to be normal but slowly discovers she is not....and is in fact a vampire...not a vampire though that you would find in the films. Published by Reardon Publishing. http://www.FangsRule.com - ISBN 9781874192626
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
September 15, 2012
kate make a boob over middleton topless beach pictures
Shock Kate Middleton has nipples!
Topless Photos of her Boobs
Kate Middleton
An Italian gossip magazine is set to follow a
French publication in printing topless
photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge, it was
reported today.
Chi is understood to be planning a 26-page photo
special of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge
on holiday in the south of France, to run in an
edition next week, said the BBC.
The move comes despite St James's Palace
describing the publication of the photos of Kate in
French magazine Closer yesterday as a
'grotesque and totally unjustifiable' invasion of
privacy, and the announcement that the royal
couple will sue its publishers.
Chi Editor Alfonso Signorini said: 'The fact that
these are the future rulers of England makes the
article more interesting and topical.
'This is a deserving topic because it shows in a
completely natural way the daily life of a very
famous, young and modern couple in love.'
Both Chi and the French edition of Closer are
published by the Mondadori media group, which
is owned by former Italian prime minister Silvio
Berlusconi.
The British edition of Closer has distanced itself
from the decision made by its French counterpart,
which is run by a different company.
www.fangsrule.com
AND NOW FOR THE ADVERT………….
My Book:
AMY MAH VAMPIRE
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
A Funny sexy book on teenage life when you own boobs and you are also a vampire!
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
Editorial Reviews
About the Author
The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
shock kate middleton has nipples and boobs when topless
Shock Kate Middleton has nipples!
Topless Photos of her Boobs
Kate Middleton
A girls boobs and the pencil test
Every week we seem to be getting photos of
naked members of the Royal family ......and
the media say it is public interest..... well if
the media is reading this please note I for
one I don't want to see any more pics of
Kate Middletons boobies
An Italian gossip magazine is set to follow a
French publication in printing topless
photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge, it was
reported today.
Chi is understood to be planning a 26-page photo
special of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge
on holiday in the south of France, to run in an
edition next week, said the BBC.
The move comes despite St James's Palace
describing the publication of the photos of Kate in
French magazine Closer yesterday as a
'grotesque and totally unjustifiable' invasion of
privacy, and the announcement that the royal
couple will sue its publishers.
Chi Editor Alfonso Signorini said: 'The fact that
these are the future rulers of England makes the
article more interesting and topical.
'This is a deserving topic because it shows in a
completely natural way the daily life of a very
famous, young and modern couple in love.'
Both Chi and the French edition of Closer are
published by the Mondadori media group, which
is owned by former Italian prime minister Silvio
Berlusconi.
The British edition of Closer has distanced itself
from the decision made by its French counterpart,
which is run by a different company.
A number of British newspapers have been
offered the photos but so far are unanimous in
their condemnation of them being published.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203647/Kate-Middleton-topless-photos-New-agony-Duchess-Cambridge-Italian-magazine-set-publish-pictures.html#ixzz26XStrSVw
But as we are talking about Boobies do you
all know of the pencil test?
www.fangsrule.com
We used to do this when I was at school and I was telling a friend about the famous pencil test and she never heard of it ……
………but ever girl must have done this test at school!!!!!
One of the few times a girl can be proud of a smaller bust………….. and hell it was fun to point out to the girls that failed that they must have been grouped by lots of boys to be so saggy to fail………………….
……….. Girls can be so mean at school ………….
Hell if you think that was bad you should have seen what happened to girls joining special groups ………..the initiation test always had some thing about being naked in public ……..if you were lucky if would be in a public park at midnight ….if not then its a paper bag with eye holes over the head for a campus sprint and just be glad you didn’t have any recognizable tattoos
Who says school was not fun ………………… I still break out in a cold sweat thinking of it!
There is an test which is said to accurately test the firmness of a woman's breasts. The test is unbiased, easy to conduct, requires no special equipment, is painless, and let's face it, you're curious.
Mammary Skies Animation Pencil Test
Instructions
Remove your shirt and bra and stand with your back perfectly straight. For the most accurate results stand with your back pressed against a wall. The back of your head should also be resting against the wall during the actual test.
Raise your breast gently with one hand just high enough to reveal the crease where your breast joins with the ribcage area.
Place a standard No. 2 pencil in the crease. Do not press it into the flesh, simply allow it to rest against the skin. Very carefully and very slowly lower your breasts until you are no longer supporting it with your hand.
Put you hands at your sides and stand very still. If the pencil falls, or has already fallen from its resting place, your breasts are considered extremely firm, and you are awarded a gold star.
In a slow even movement, raise your arms out to the sides, as if forming a giant T. Hold this position. If the pencil falls now, or falls during the movement, your breasts are considered very firm and you receive a silver star.
Slowly raise your arms over your head and clasp your hands together. If the pencil falls now, or falls during this movements, your breasts are considered firm and you are awarded a bronze star. If the pencil does not fall, your breasts may not be firm enough, or there are other conditions which prevent them from passing this particular test.
AND NOW FOR THE ADVERT………….
My Book:
AMY MAH VAMPIRE
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
A Funny sexy book on teenage life when you own boobs and you are also a vampire!
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
Editorial Reviews
About the Author
The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
Kate Middleton and Topless Photos of her Boobs
Kate Middleton
A girls boobs and the
pencil test
Every
week we seem to be getting photos of naked members of the Royal family
......and the media say it is public interest..... well if the media is reading
this please note I for one I don't want to see any more pics of Kate Middletons
boobies
An Italian gossip magazine is set to follow a French publication in printing topless photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge, it was reported today.
Chi is understood to be planning a 26-page photo special of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on holiday in the south of France, to run in an edition next week, said the BBC.
The move comes despite St James's Palace describing the publication of the photos of Kate in French magazine Closer yesterday as a 'grotesque and totally unjustifiable' invasion of privacy, and the announcement that the royal couple will sue its publishers.
Chi Editor Alfonso Signorini said: 'The fact that these are the future rulers of England makes the article more interesting and topical.
'This is a deserving topic because it shows in a completely natural way the daily life of a very famous, young and modern couple in love.'
Both Chi and the French edition of Closer are published by the Mondadori media group, which is owned by former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi.
The British edition of Closer has distanced itself from the decision made by its French counterpart, which is run by a different company.
A number of British newspapers have been offered the photos but so far are unanimous in their condemnation of them being published.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203647/Kate-Middleton-topless-photos-New-agony-Duchess-Cambridge-Italian-magazine-set-publish-pictures.html#ixzz26XStrSVw
But
as we are talking about Boobies do you all know of the pencil test?
www.fangsrule.com
We used to do this when I was at school and I
was telling a friend about the famous pencil test and she never heard of it ……
………but ever girl must have done this test at
school!!!!!
One of the few times a girl can be proud of a
smaller bust………….. and hell it was fun to point out to the girls that failed
that they must have been grouped by lots of boys to be so saggy to fail………………….
……….. Girls can be so mean at school ………….
Hell if you think that was bad you should have
seen what happened to girls joining special groups ………..the initiation test
always had some thing about being naked in public ……..if you were lucky if
would be in a public park at midnight ….if not then its a paper bag with eye
holes over the head for a campus sprint and just be glad you didn’t have any
recognizable tattoos
Who says school was not fun ………………… I still
break out in a cold sweat thinking of it!
There is an test which is said to
accurately test the firmness of a woman's breasts. The test is unbiased, easy
to conduct, requires no special equipment, is painless, and let's face it,
you're curious.
Mammary Skies Animation Pencil Test
Instructions
Remove your shirt and bra and stand with your
back perfectly straight. For the most accurate results stand with your back
pressed against a wall. The back of your head should also be resting against
the wall during the actual test.
Raise your breast gently with one hand just high
enough to reveal the crease where your breast joins with the ribcage area.
Place a standard No. 2 pencil in the crease. Do
not press it into the flesh, simply allow it to rest against the skin. Very
carefully and very slowly lower your breasts until you are no longer supporting
it with your hand.
Put you hands at your sides and stand very
still. If the pencil falls, or has already fallen from its resting place, your
breasts are considered extremely firm, and you are awarded a gold star.
In a slow even movement, raise your arms out to
the sides, as if forming a giant T. Hold this position. If the pencil falls
now, or falls during the movement, your breasts are considered very firm and
you receive a silver star.
Slowly raise your arms over your head and clasp
your hands together. If the pencil falls now, or falls during this movements,
your breasts are considered firm and you are awarded a bronze star. If the
pencil does not fall, your breasts may not be firm enough, or there are other
conditions which prevent them from passing this particular test.
AND NOW FOR THE ADVERT………….
My Book:
AMY MAH VAMPIRE
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
September 13, 2012
stick-on, nude jelly nipple cover
The
former Harry Potter star
narrowly avoided a full scale nip slip, thanks to a well-placed, stick-on, nude
jelly nipple cover (that's what we're calling it, anyway) as her dress did its
best to expose her boob.
Emma
was on the red carpet for the premiere of her new film The Perks Of Being A Wallflower when
her left breast made a dash for it.
Stick-On Jelly Nipples ................... yes? so you can
stick a fake nipple over a real nipple so guys can get excited over seeing a
nipple?
Do they come in different racial colours? But it says they
are nude or transparent which is a bit pointless well not quite
pointless and the real point can still be seen
Click here
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/11/emma-watson-nip-slip-the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower_n_1873138.html?ncid=wsc-ukhf-celebrity-headline&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
www.fangsrule.com
September 12, 2012
Vampire kisses and hot bodice ripping sex
Vampires and Bodice
Ripping
Rampant SEX
Why the title of bodice ripping sex? when all I have to offer is a
new black poker dot dress and if you try to rip that off me in a fit of sexual
passion then you may well feel in heaven as I will kill you!!
If you were lucky and found my blogs when searching for sex and porn
sites …….er lucky and kinda sad …….. look don’t let me tell you how to live
your lives
Blog titles I am now being linked to porn sites by stupid nano search
spiders that decide that as I have sexy titles then I must be part of the porn
industry !!!!!!! Hah !
Also I am told the word vampire is used a lot in sex sites ….……..
so I have been told ………. Not that I plan to do any research I will leave that
to others
My publisher tells me the author of the book :…
……..Vampire Kisses ………….
Was very surprised at the
number of porn sites linking to her book! ….and the reason is the words of the
title….vampire kisses is a sex term about drawing blood when having sex….heck
…..sex? …
sex……..the only thing I am thinking of when biting someone is that
would he mind if I ordered the extra large double choc ice-cream with a choc
flack and sprinkles….. for afterwards ……….well blood has a tangy aftertaste…
So if you want lots and lots of sex in a book please buy mine!
………..you won’t find any ………. but I need the sales! ……….and well are you really
going to return it to the shop saying you want more sex in a book…
…er…
…god ………
…. You will sound so sad!
Please guys think about it………..I am a real full blood vampire
……..er……..that means a different species…..ok………….. yes ……….. I know male
vampire are always having sex with human girls but some human guys do it with
.....sheep! ……… and they don’t put that on their CV’s
Er…………… I think you humans forget your place at times…………… we do
not hate you……….we even have nice names for you……………. Er……….Lunch ………
It is the sex starved undead female vampires you should think of
when you see the Hollywood films ……..if you try to
impress a real full blood female vampire by dropping your pants you may be
upset to find she is not thinking of sex but more thinking of perhaps a bread
roll some unions and mustard ………….. think
very carefully before you drop your pants as having a mouth full of
razor sharp fangs should make you very nervous!
Here are my books …………….
www.fangsrule.com
Going shopping in the Nude
As
my book says being a vampire is not easy, it is not all dressing in black and
spending a fortune in dental floss
Some
times i think I am a round peg sort of person living in a sq hole world, to day
the local mega store had a sale on light bulbs so i got 15.
Yes
just because I am a vampire does not mean I have to always have to use the dribbling
black candles
The automatic pay till no longer gives bags
and there I am trying to hold 15 bulbs so I put them back in the basket to go
look for a box.
The
basket has a door sensor alarm which I set off looking for a box, after finding
a box I set the alarms back off again bringing the basket back.
Now as
for the alarms no one takes a blind bit of notice of them, and the thing is I
wouldn't have cared if they had as the first to complain would find themselves
carrying the bulbs for me.............
What
stupid human decided that bulbs should come in two types of fitting?
The
only reason for this is to upset anyone that has to stand on two boxes to reach
the darn fitting to discover they have the wrong bulb!!!!!
What
I need is an Igor servant to get the shopping
But
no cash so ………………..
Buy
a book !!!!!!!!!!
If
not don’t blame me if people start finding an odd corpse laying outside a mega
store with neck wounds and a screw fit bulb stuck in their mouth!
VAMPIRE
Amy Mah
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
September 11, 2012
Topless swimming the best way to tan
Will this bikini fall off?
http://Bikini.com Could this be the most
attention grabbing bikini on the beach? No strings attached -- but who needs
those pesky bikini strings anyway, now that Perfect Tan Bikini has come up with
a way to cover up those important bits with no tan line. Yvelisse shows off her
bikini -- could this be the new shape of swimwear?
IS
SHE GOING TO TAKE IT OFF?? www.perfecttanbikini.com
Now for real topless swimming I have found this short film very funny
No
Bikini - A film by Claudia Morgado Escanilla
Being a vampire is Fun!
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