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July 25, 2012

Bite into a good sexy vampire book




Fangs Rule









Bite into a good sexy Vampire book




Just Out




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Sexy Vampire Girl






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About the Author

The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).








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Published on July 25, 2012 02:57

July 23, 2012

Strip off NAKED and worship GOD




Wow another hot day












and my legs have now seen the sun .............sooooooooooooooo nice ...............wowwwwwwwwww a nice cotton dress and a light wind what more could a girl want  

Now we will have Sun worshippers heading to the beach with suntan oil

see the old ways are best let start worshipping the sun 

so much better to have an odd human sacrifice on holy days rather than the modern gods that talk of love and peace and then murder millions ................ just think nowadays the human sacrifice could be televised .........think of the revenue from advertising




















And when laying on the beach you will need a book to read.....................




MINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click below




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More on sun worship 





















The worship of the sun, or heliolatry (Gr. ‘helios’: Sun and ‘latry’: worship or excessive devotion), is known to have been prevalent since the beginning of recorded history of man. Sun worship was very important among many cultures; particularly the Egyptian, Indo-European (Greek, Roman, Babylonian, Persian, Sumerian, Vedic Aryan etc), and Meso-American (Aztec, Mixtec, Maya etc) cultures. The influence of the sun was also important or formed an integral part of religious beliefs of, among others, the Druids of England, the Incas of Peru and many Native North American tribes. Among Eastern religions, Japanese mythology refers to ‘Amaterasu’ the Sun Goddess, while there are distinct influences of sun worship in certain forms of Buddhism. Sun worship has been a very important element of ancient and modern Hinduism. 




Hinduism, as we know it today, is believed to have evolved over thousands of years, from a blend of the religious beliefs of the ancient indigenous ‘Indus Valley’ culture and the Vedic beliefs of invading (circa 2000–1500 BCE)  Indo-European ‘Aryan’ tribes from central Asia. The Vedas (the Rig-Veda, the Yajur-Veda, the Sama-Veda and the Atharva-Veda) and related texts (BrahmanasAranyakasUpanishadsand Puranas) are the sacred literature of Hinduism and are the oldest surviving scriptures still in use.




The Aryans were nature-worshipers who visualized the elements as warrior-like Gods; such as Indra(the god of thunder and of war); Surya (the sun god); Agni (the fire god); Vayu (the god of wind); andVaruna (the god of the oceans). These were important gods (Devas) of the Vedic pantheon and Indrawas the ruler of the gods.  Over time, as the Vedic religion assimilated local influences and evolved into Hinduism, the importance of some of the minor early Vedic gods, such as Vishnu (one of the three main gods of Hinduism today, along with Brahma and Shiva) increased manifold. On the other hand, the importance of the original main gods waned to very minor levels – except for Surya, who maintained an important position throughout the process of transformation of Hinduism over millennia. Even today, devout Hindus start their day at sunrise, with the ritualistic Surya Namaskar (Sun salutation). TheSurya Namaskar is explained in detail in the Vedas; specifically, the first chapter of the Tattritiya Aranyaka of the Krishna Yajur-Veda). The Gayatri Mantra, one of the most sacred of Hindu hymns, is also dedicated to the Sun.




In the Vedas, the Sun-god is described as a handsome golden youth triumphantly riding across the heavens in a chariot drawn by seven horses, each representing a day of the week. The Swastika (a holy symbol of Hinduism) is the sign of Surya and symbolizes his generosity without which there would be no life. There are a number of important Sun temples across the Indian subcontinent and additionally, many Shiva temples have a small shrine dedicated to Surya. Hinduism comprises diverse sects or denominations practicing different rituals and worshiping different gods of the Hindu pantheon. The Vaishnavites (followers of Vishnu); the Shaivites (followers of Shiva); the Shaktas (followers ofDevi or Shakti); and the Smartas (followers of a combination of five main deities including Surya) being the main. There is, incidentally, a small sect called the Sauras whose main deity is Surya himself.However, the veneration of Surya is common across all denominations of Hinduism.




In Buddhism, another of the great oriental religions, there are distinct indications from various temple and cave iconography, of the influence of the Sun-god and the venerable position held by Him. An example is the series of relatively well preserved images in the Central Asian (now Xingjian Province, China) Kizil caves, where a Sun-god (paired with a Moon-god) is shown along with the Buddha. There are also carvings of the Sun-god on pillars and lintels of many ancient Buddhist temples in India.




The notion of the influence of the sun is further reinforced by references in Buddhist texts, to the Buddha as ‘Aditya Bandhu’ (Sanskrit: ‘Bandhu’ – ‘friend’ or ‘kinsman’ and ‘Aditya’- another name for the sun). Buddhism as a religion does not propagate sun worship (in fact it prohibits it) and references to the Sun god do not form a part of any important doctrine. However, the influence of the sun, as a building block of the Buddhist cosmos, cannot be denied. Further, the early Buddhists believed that Gautama Buddha was the only Buddha.  Subsequently, however, the Mahayana version of Buddhism, propagated that the Buddha was but one in a series, and introduced the concept of ‘Bodhisattvas’(beings of wisdom) as already enlightened persons who could take on ‘Buddhahood’. It is interesting to note that in Mahayana Buddhist texts, many of these Bodhisattvas were endowed with sun-like qualities.




The Japanese religion, prior to the dominance of Buddhism, was a spirit based religion in which the Sun-god was the supreme spirit among a host of lesser spirits. In the Shinto religion, however, the Sun-goddess, Amaterasu, was the central figure. Later, when Buddhism was in ascendancy in Japan, Shinto priests employed a clever mechanism to reconcile the Shinto and Buddhist faiths by claiming that Amaterasu was an incarnation of the Buddha.




Sun worship (and also moon worship), world wide, can be traced with reasonable certainty to the fact that these were the two brightest celestial bodies seen to be traversing the firmament, by early man. However, the deification and worship of the sun was institutionalized mainly in agrarian societies, where man was dependant on the weather for his livelihood and well being. Based on this reasoning, it would be realistic to assume that sun worship would be a common phenomenon across all early societies.  Research has, however, shown that this has not been the case. It appears that sun worship was limited to only relatively advanced early societies such as the Mexican and Peruvian Indians, the Egyptians and, of course, the pre-Vedic and Vedic societies in India. This was probably due to the fact that such societies had developed the knowledge and intelligence to appreciate the fact of natural laws governing the movements of these celestial bodies.









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Published on July 23, 2012 13:43

July 22, 2012

Free Vampire Book

WIN A FREE VAMPIRE BOOK















Just click on the link before to visit Goodreads and enter the competition to win a signed copy of 




AMY MAH VAMPIRE




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or click below for a nice discounted copy direct from me




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If you like my blogs then you will love my sexy crazy world of Vampires




And it has lots of illustration by the famous manga artist HEBY




Read all about life as a girl where you have to wear a transparent nightie without undies as a uniform




As to attending vampire High School where death was part of a survival course 































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Published on July 22, 2012 03:56

July 15, 2012

Naked Vampires with large bouncing Boobs















Naked vampires with large bouncing Boobs 












How many times have I got to say this it is only the turned female vampires (ex-humans and now undead) Hollywood style that have perfect boobs and like to go around wearing a thin see-through nightdress with no panties.



Normal vampires like me……. well we like to wear clothing and with how cold the caves or castles are thick clothing! 



My flannelette Nightdress could only be deemed see-through if you have x-ray vision!  



So the idea of beds containing naked vampires in old castles is only for the movies, er.......... castles the same as caves are cold, damp and draughty at the best of times and they are like very cold in winter! 



Shall I put it another way, vampires are not always the best of company when they are happy so it is best not to meet one with a cold ! 









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I have checked with my family and the only vampire I know that wears a night shirt for sleeping is my Uncle, his sister my Aunt wears more in bed than see does during the day including a layer of cats which join her in bed!



My boyfriend ‘Max’ says he only wears a smile in bed and I can come and check anytime ! 



But his sister my bestie friend ‘Ice’ says he wears a smelly old Tee and shorts which their Mom has threatened to burn if he forgets to put out to wash again.



She, that is Ice and not her Mom wears a top and shorts in bed, myself if anyone is interested I wear PJs and in winter a flannelette nightdress over them, plus I also keep my underwear on as my bedroom is cold, unless Bambi my maid sleeps with me, then we can cuddy up together.



Look ! how many times must I repeat myself, just because guys can’t sleep together or it can mean them playing a game of hide the sausage, it does not mean that being a girl sleeping with another girl makes you a lesbian, sometimes it just means the bedrooms are DARN COLD ! Plus if you sleep with your maid she can act as a midnight snack …………. Well getting out of bed to go walking about bare footed on ice cold floors just makes you colder still by having to stop and take a piss……yes the cold also does that to a vampires bladder …. And having Marble toilets sound so exotic until you get your butt frozen onto one! ……the first to laugh I will bite OK !!!  













If you want to know more about my cute butt………. Well you will have to buy my book! ….hehehehehe ….it is fully illustrated and I do mean FULLY illustrated……










Ho yes I do tell Max (boyfriend) that I always sleep in the nude ……. hehehe .....as it will give him something to dream about !!!! ………. Guys can have such vivid imaginations at times …………






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Published on July 15, 2012 04:02

July 8, 2012

new funny vampire book

AMY MAH VAMPIRE



Wow ....................just heard that my new book will be coming out in a weeks time




And I have not even seen the printed copy yet! .............help !!!!!!!!!!




This is the link to it if you wish to order a signed copy post free:





www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm



The Title is :   Amy Mah Vampire




But you will not be able to find it yet as it has only just been registered.




But this is the Cover: please let me know what you think.















Today's world is difficult
for everyone, especially teenagers.  They
face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just
to name a few.






Imagine all of those things
ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living,
breathing teenage vampire.



At last, the world can read
about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight
that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced
more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in
history to die from terminal acne!






In her everyday life, older
vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform,
a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies!






Well, this female vampire
knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male
winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick
jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper
had a very large, pink bat on it.






And as to guys, well, it was
normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have
involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off
his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was ..........

(well at least not on the
first date).














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Published on July 08, 2012 06:27

July 1, 2012

Sex and Horror in Anime






Anime that make you worry

found this film and it is a horror anime so I warn you now.




 The new video for DyE's new single, 




Fantasy. 




Directed by animation wunderkind Jérémie Périn, the video tells the story of a group of highschool kids ready for teenage mischief. 




They break into the local swimming pool intending a session of innocent nightswimming, in an awkward climate of romance and apprehension. 




What happens next is for you to discover here. 






















Well this is something different to advertise a music clip is it full of sexual meanings and horror in a way that Japanese art can produce.  



I watch lots of anime but I have stayed away from the sex stuff as it is normally a bit sick due to the film laws that say it is ok to show a girl getting raped by a tentacle which to me is a very sick idea.




Sorry to say I am all for art but rape is rape and it is not my idea of entertainment.     










Well that is my little moan over for today, people say my writing is very anime in the way it is done but you can be sure I do not have tentacles in my books.






















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Published on July 01, 2012 05:00

June 20, 2012

High school of the dead

High school of the Dead




Yes i have been watching more anime and this is another one i lov, think that you go to school one day only to discover the world has gone crazy and people start turning into zombies.









What to do? well you fight for your life that is what you do!









It began without warning. It continues without mercy. Now a band of high schoolers join forces with guns, swords, baseball bats and anything else they can get their hands on to battle a bloodthirsty, flesh-hungry zombie apocalypse. Slashing action, stunning animation, and jawdropping excitement make High School Of The Dead the most hotly anticipated adventures of the year. For horror fans and animation addicts alike, nothing offers the high-energy adrenaline of High School Of The Dead!










It is funny and Sexy 














The broadcast series High School of the Dead (2010) opens on an ordinary day at Fujima Academy in Tokyo--until hordes of zombies begin attacking people. Anyone who's bitten by them is either devoured or turned into a zombie. Sophomore Takashi Komuro, four of his friends, and Ms. Shizuka, the overendowed school nurse, fight their way out of the school and struggle to survive in a world gone mad. Using swords, baseball bats, and an arsenal of high-tech weapons and vehicles, the teenagers beat, blast, and flatten their grisly foes. The cause of the zombie plague is just one of the many important plot points that's never explained, but director Tetsuro Araki isn't really interested in presenting a coherent story. He keeps the camera looking up the girls' skirts, down their blouses, or at blank walls that get splattered with blood. In one shot certain to go down in fan-service history, he follows a projectile over one girl's breasts and under another's skirt--in slow motion. Hormonal adolescent boys who enjoy the juxtaposition of jiggle shots and blood baths are the obvious audience for High School of the Dead;






(1. Spring of the Dead, 2. Escape from the Dead, 3. Democracy Under the Dead, 4. Running in the Dead, 5. Streets of the Dead, 6. In the Dead of Night, 7. Dead Night & Dead Rock, 8. The Dead Way Home, 9. The Sword and the Dead, 10. The Dead's House Rules, 11. Dead Storm Rising, 12. All Dead's Attack)








My only complaint was the complete collection of 12 you can buy on DVD misses out number 13 the famous beach episode ......... well all anime have to have either a bath episode and or a beach episode so that the cast can stop killing to remove their clothes 














If you wish to know more about zombies then you must read my book:




FANGS RULE

A girls Guide to being a Vampire












www.fangsrule.com




A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.










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Published on June 20, 2012 14:50

June 11, 2012

underworld




UNDERWORLD AWAKENING

 


















Number 4 in the underworld series is now out and yes I
have just seen it and my comments are woooooooooooooow









I so love it …………….




This is more like the first film which was the best of
all up till now but this is full action all the way through and it is good !












Girls with guns are good but girls with fangs are
better









 And if you like vampire girls with nice teeth




you can always take a look at my book












www.fangsrule.com



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Published on June 11, 2012 12:25

June 8, 2012

Daughters Of Mnemosyne




Rin: Daughters Of Mnemosyne




Just finished this Anime series and I loved it!




Ok so it has lots of violence and a bit of nudity but it has one
hell of a plot and no way of guessing the ending.





Action – adventure – fighting




But a warning it is an 18 viewing as it has torture and sex in it.





`Mnemosyne' is an
entertaining series that defiantly deserves its 18 certificate for its violence
and sexual content.




The plot of the series
is interesting as although each episode is relatively self-contained,




As the series takes
place over such a long period of time we get to see the mortal characters age
and have children who also appear later in the story.




The animation and the
voice action on the English dub are both good as well.























































































After this you will need a nice little vampire book to relax with so dont forget mine:




FANGS RULE






















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Published on June 08, 2012 17:23

June 4, 2012

Pockets in Underwear





Pockets
in Underwear



 








 I found a few new ideas to show on being safe when on vacation 



 



 Take a look



















                      Clever Travel Companion gear 




Ok yes that is a cool way of carrying things you may get some strange looks but heck it makes it real hard work for a pickpocket.




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But I am so not keen on the next idea of little pouches without undies .......... and they do not look comfortable and I am thinking of how you are going to explain to the traffic cop why you have to lift up your skirts to find your driving documents ..........you will either get arrested or discover you are now paying the speeding fine with your legs in the air and the full weight of the law coming down on you in a different way.............   





















Now talking about comfort this last film clip is a far better idea a discrete and easy to wear pocket   























Well lets finish off by reminding everyone of my own little product and that is my book:  Fangs Rule

















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Published on June 04, 2012 13:43