Amy Mah's Blog, page 39
December 14, 2011
Walk of Shame (It is party time now where did I leave my undies)
Walk of Shame (or er where's my panties?)
Now that the Party season is on us I thought I would do something seasonal
Ok ….I have only recently understood what camel toe means and now I just found out about the girl walk of shame, look yes I have been to University but I was one of the boring ones that studied.
Well yes maybe not all the time but having an Asian upbringing meant that you feared a thing far more dangerous than date Rape or being murdered and that was having some Aunt seeing you out walking home at 5am in your party clothes and smudged makeup.
Look you can only be murdered once ! With a suspicious Aunt the only way you could get away with it is if you could provide her with doctors certificate proving your virginity …………. As I said you can only be murdered once.
Anyway I have found these lovely little vids on Youtube and well I think they are funny
Walk of shame
Amp Commercial - Walk of No Shame
Walk of Shame Anthem
For all Harry Potter fans !
Now that the Party season is on us I thought I would do something seasonal
Ok ….I have only recently understood what camel toe means and now I just found out about the girl walk of shame, look yes I have been to University but I was one of the boring ones that studied.
Well yes maybe not all the time but having an Asian upbringing meant that you feared a thing far more dangerous than date Rape or being murdered and that was having some Aunt seeing you out walking home at 5am in your party clothes and smudged makeup.
Look you can only be murdered once ! With a suspicious Aunt the only way you could get away with it is if you could provide her with doctors certificate proving your virginity …………. As I said you can only be murdered once.
Anyway I have found these lovely little vids on Youtube and well I think they are funny
Walk of shame
Amp Commercial - Walk of No Shame
Walk of Shame Anthem
For all Harry Potter fans !
Walk of Shame (or er where's my panties?)
Walk of Shame (or er where's my panties?)
Now that the Party season is on us I thought I would do something seasonal
Ok ….I have only recently understood what camel toe means and now I just found out about the girl walk of shame, look yes I have been to University but I was one of the boring ones that studied.
Well yes maybe not all the time but having an Asian upbringing meant that you feared a thing far more dangerous than date Rape or being murdered and that was having some Aunt seeing you out walking home at 5am in your party clothes and smudged makeup.
Look you can only be murdered once ! With a suspicious Aunt the only way you could get away with it is if you could provide her with doctors certificate proving your virginity …………. As I said you can only be murdered once.
Anyway I have found these lovely little vids on Youtube and well I think they are funny
Walk of shame
Amp Commercial - Walk of No Shame
Walk of Shame Anthem
Now that the Party season is on us I thought I would do something seasonal
Ok ….I have only recently understood what camel toe means and now I just found out about the girl walk of shame, look yes I have been to University but I was one of the boring ones that studied.
Well yes maybe not all the time but having an Asian upbringing meant that you feared a thing far more dangerous than date Rape or being murdered and that was having some Aunt seeing you out walking home at 5am in your party clothes and smudged makeup.
Look you can only be murdered once ! With a suspicious Aunt the only way you could get away with it is if you could provide her with doctors certificate proving your virginity …………. As I said you can only be murdered once.
Anyway I have found these lovely little vids on Youtube and well I think they are funny
Walk of shame
Amp Commercial - Walk of No Shame
Walk of Shame Anthem
15 Crazy things about Vaginas
15 Crazy things about Vaginas
Just look what someone just sent me by email, he yes it was a he sent me this article and here I am wondering just what he is doing reading this sort of stuff in the first place, I know a clear case of Virginal envy! Well I learned a few new things from it ………. 8000 nerve endings ! ……wow……… and a guy has only 4000 and some religions even cuts some of them off! Yes guys you are sometimes a little stupid ………………………. heheheheh did i say little stupid ...........er................. mega dumb !!!!
What's up down there?Last month, I finally finished my 20-city book tour to promote What's Up Down There? Questions You'd Only Ask Your Gynecologist If She Was Your Best Friend (Woo-hoo! Trumpets blare! Cymbals crash! Phew). But I realized that I never posted a juicy post that I wrote in the fall at the beginning of the tour... and gals, is it a good one. Did you hear the story of how CBSNews.com asked me to write this post -- "15 Crazy Things About Vaginas" -- for their website on the launch day of my book? They had posted "15 Crazy Things About Sperm" and it was wildly popular. So they figured they'd play nice in the sandbox and give us girls our time in the limelight.And then, after it had been up on their website for about an hour, some suit in corporate made them pull it."Too saucy." You can read the whole crazy-making story here. Anyway, I never did get around to posting what I wrote for them. So here you go.
15 things I bet you never knew about vajayjays. It's amazing how much misinformation is out there about the vagina. Given how fascinated our society is with the female body, you'd think we'd be a little more informed. But from what I discovered while soliciting questions for my book What's Up Down There? Questions You'd Only Ask Your Gynecologist If She Was Your Best Friend , many of us still have a lot to learn.
To help out, I've compiled a few things you may not know about the female genitalia.
Pubic hair is not just a biological accident that forces us to the waxing salon. It serves three critical functions. First, it protects the delicate vagina. Second, it serves as a reproductive billboard to alert potential mates that you are biologically (if not emotionally) prepared to procreate. And last, it's a pheromone carpet and traps the scents that lead potential mates to the promised land. So you might think twice before you shave it all off. It's there for a reason. Embrace it.
There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000. Who says God didn't take care of us girls?
The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but fear not if your guy is hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon. Remember, the vagina was made to birth babies, so it's exceedingly elastic. If you have pain when getting it on with someone large, you can use dilators to help stretch the vagina so you can accommodate the whole package.
The vagina doesn't connect to the lung. While the vagina can expand, it's not an open conduit to the abdominal cavity. While microscopic sperm can swim through a tiny hole in the cervix, a tampon simply won't fit. So if you lose something in there, don't worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not -- I repeat, do not -- go hunting for whatever you've lost with a pair of pliers. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock...it stays in the sock.
Yes, it's true -- your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But don't fret; this condition -- called pelvic prolapse -- can be fixed.
Vaginas have something in common with sharks. Both contain squalene, a substance that exists in both shark livers and natural vaginal lubricant. (Cue music: "She's a maneater...")
You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum -- and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.
The average length of the labia minora is less than ¾ inch long (yes, someone got out a ruler and measured 2981 women). Only 1.8% of women have labia longer than 1 ½ inches. But remember, every vulva is different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some aren't. All are beautiful. You're perfect just the way you are.
While hair on your head can live up to seven years, pubic hair has a life expectancy of about three weeks, which is why it only grows so long. So don't worry if you opt not to groom your pubes -- you won't need to braid them any time soon.
The word "vagina" comes from the Latin root meaning "sheath for a sword," which may explain why some women simply hate the word. So if you don't like the word "vagina," pick your own name for your girly parts. Just call it something and don't be afraid to talk about it.
Only about 30% of women have orgasms from intercourse alone. The clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.
Increasing evidence suggests that the G spot feels good because it lies right over a deep part of the clitoris. Although experts describe the G spot as being inside the vagina on the anterior wall, just under the urethra, the crura of the clitoris actually runs right there. And a recent study demonstrated that vaginal orgasms may actually be deep clitoral orgasms. But who cares? An orgasm is an orgasm. Appreciate it, regardless of where it comes from.
Vaginal farts (some call them "queefs" or "varts") happen to almost all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms of exercise. So don't be embarrassed if your hooha lets out a toot. You're perfectly normal.
Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but you're normal if you don't. The controversial "female ejaculation" most likely represents two different phenomena. If it's a small amount of milky fluid, it likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If it's a cup, it's probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both. But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you and surrender to the experience.
Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness, regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels, and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!
There you go. There you have it. It's important to know this kind of stuff, because you can't truly love all of yourself until you love and understand your girly parts. We talk about the eyeball or the elbow or the big toe. Why not talk about the vagina? Plus, the vagina is way more interesting than the pinky finger or the belly button. The vagina is the creator of life and the portal of pleasure. But it's also where we carry many traumas -- menstrual cramps, childbirth trauma, molestation, rape, abortion, and painful gynecological exams. If we don't release these traumas, they back up and manifest in a whole host of health conditions like depression and chronic pelvic pain. We must talk about our girly parts to liberate them.
The more we know, the more we're empowered to live life out loud, love fully, and really rock this life.
* * *
So there you have it.
Can you believe that these 15 facts caused such a hullaballoo? What do you think? Did you learn anything new? Have any more fun vajayjay facts to share? What do you think about how "sperm trumps vagina" and that this article was pulled? (It still rattles me...)
I had such a great time on tour talking with women about their yonis, these sacred sources of vitality and power. Big hugs to everyone whom I met on tour, who has read What's Up Down There , and who continues to bring vaginas out of the closet!
By Lissa Rankin, M.D. on April 8, 2011
Just look what someone just sent me by email, he yes it was a he sent me this article and here I am wondering just what he is doing reading this sort of stuff in the first place, I know a clear case of Virginal envy! Well I learned a few new things from it ………. 8000 nerve endings ! ……wow……… and a guy has only 4000 and some religions even cuts some of them off! Yes guys you are sometimes a little stupid ………………………. heheheheh did i say little stupid ...........er................. mega dumb !!!!
What's up down there?Last month, I finally finished my 20-city book tour to promote What's Up Down There? Questions You'd Only Ask Your Gynecologist If She Was Your Best Friend (Woo-hoo! Trumpets blare! Cymbals crash! Phew). But I realized that I never posted a juicy post that I wrote in the fall at the beginning of the tour... and gals, is it a good one. Did you hear the story of how CBSNews.com asked me to write this post -- "15 Crazy Things About Vaginas" -- for their website on the launch day of my book? They had posted "15 Crazy Things About Sperm" and it was wildly popular. So they figured they'd play nice in the sandbox and give us girls our time in the limelight.And then, after it had been up on their website for about an hour, some suit in corporate made them pull it."Too saucy." You can read the whole crazy-making story here. Anyway, I never did get around to posting what I wrote for them. So here you go.
15 things I bet you never knew about vajayjays. It's amazing how much misinformation is out there about the vagina. Given how fascinated our society is with the female body, you'd think we'd be a little more informed. But from what I discovered while soliciting questions for my book What's Up Down There? Questions You'd Only Ask Your Gynecologist If She Was Your Best Friend , many of us still have a lot to learn.
To help out, I've compiled a few things you may not know about the female genitalia.
Pubic hair is not just a biological accident that forces us to the waxing salon. It serves three critical functions. First, it protects the delicate vagina. Second, it serves as a reproductive billboard to alert potential mates that you are biologically (if not emotionally) prepared to procreate. And last, it's a pheromone carpet and traps the scents that lead potential mates to the promised land. So you might think twice before you shave it all off. It's there for a reason. Embrace it.
There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000. Who says God didn't take care of us girls?
The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but fear not if your guy is hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon. Remember, the vagina was made to birth babies, so it's exceedingly elastic. If you have pain when getting it on with someone large, you can use dilators to help stretch the vagina so you can accommodate the whole package.
The vagina doesn't connect to the lung. While the vagina can expand, it's not an open conduit to the abdominal cavity. While microscopic sperm can swim through a tiny hole in the cervix, a tampon simply won't fit. So if you lose something in there, don't worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not -- I repeat, do not -- go hunting for whatever you've lost with a pair of pliers. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock...it stays in the sock.
Yes, it's true -- your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But don't fret; this condition -- called pelvic prolapse -- can be fixed.
Vaginas have something in common with sharks. Both contain squalene, a substance that exists in both shark livers and natural vaginal lubricant. (Cue music: "She's a maneater...")
You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum -- and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.
The average length of the labia minora is less than ¾ inch long (yes, someone got out a ruler and measured 2981 women). Only 1.8% of women have labia longer than 1 ½ inches. But remember, every vulva is different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some aren't. All are beautiful. You're perfect just the way you are.
While hair on your head can live up to seven years, pubic hair has a life expectancy of about three weeks, which is why it only grows so long. So don't worry if you opt not to groom your pubes -- you won't need to braid them any time soon.
The word "vagina" comes from the Latin root meaning "sheath for a sword," which may explain why some women simply hate the word. So if you don't like the word "vagina," pick your own name for your girly parts. Just call it something and don't be afraid to talk about it.
Only about 30% of women have orgasms from intercourse alone. The clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.
Increasing evidence suggests that the G spot feels good because it lies right over a deep part of the clitoris. Although experts describe the G spot as being inside the vagina on the anterior wall, just under the urethra, the crura of the clitoris actually runs right there. And a recent study demonstrated that vaginal orgasms may actually be deep clitoral orgasms. But who cares? An orgasm is an orgasm. Appreciate it, regardless of where it comes from.
Vaginal farts (some call them "queefs" or "varts") happen to almost all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms of exercise. So don't be embarrassed if your hooha lets out a toot. You're perfectly normal.
Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but you're normal if you don't. The controversial "female ejaculation" most likely represents two different phenomena. If it's a small amount of milky fluid, it likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If it's a cup, it's probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both. But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you and surrender to the experience.
Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness, regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels, and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!
There you go. There you have it. It's important to know this kind of stuff, because you can't truly love all of yourself until you love and understand your girly parts. We talk about the eyeball or the elbow or the big toe. Why not talk about the vagina? Plus, the vagina is way more interesting than the pinky finger or the belly button. The vagina is the creator of life and the portal of pleasure. But it's also where we carry many traumas -- menstrual cramps, childbirth trauma, molestation, rape, abortion, and painful gynecological exams. If we don't release these traumas, they back up and manifest in a whole host of health conditions like depression and chronic pelvic pain. We must talk about our girly parts to liberate them.
The more we know, the more we're empowered to live life out loud, love fully, and really rock this life.
* * *
So there you have it.
Can you believe that these 15 facts caused such a hullaballoo? What do you think? Did you learn anything new? Have any more fun vajayjay facts to share? What do you think about how "sperm trumps vagina" and that this article was pulled? (It still rattles me...)
I had such a great time on tour talking with women about their yonis, these sacred sources of vitality and power. Big hugs to everyone whom I met on tour, who has read What's Up Down There , and who continues to bring vaginas out of the closet!
By Lissa Rankin, M.D. on April 8, 2011
December 5, 2011
Vampires, undead and Children of the night Blogs
Vampires, undead and Children of the night Blogs
If anyone has a vampire/undead blog or vampire / undead website and would like me to advertise it on my vampire website, I will if you in turn will advertise mine, my vampire website is www.fangsrule.com
This is what I have so far take a look and see if you are on it, if not send me your blog or website details as a comment at the bottom of this blog
http://www.fangsrule.com/vampblogs.htm
http://www.fangsrule.com/vampsites.htm
vampiregirlsvideo12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRHsPh-PZ4&feature=related
December 2, 2011
chocolate.............sigh..........
At times I wonder if people notice I am really a god slumming it down here with you crazy animals called the human race .............. ........but mostly I wonder if you can get cranberries and pecans in dark chocolate jumbo sized bars ...sigh..............
November 22, 2011
Bewitching Book Tours: Now Scheduling a 1 Month Tour for Fangs Rule: A Gi...
Bewitching Book Tours: Now Scheduling a 1 Month Tour for Fangs Rule: A Gi...: I am now scheduling a 1 Month Book Tour for Fangs Rule A Girl's Guide to Being a Vampire by Amy Mah This tour will run throughout the month of January
November 14, 2011
Book & Movie Dimension a Blog: Manga Reads: Review of Fangs Rule:
Click Here !!!!!
Book & Movie Dimension a Blog: Manga Reads: Review of Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide t...:
Overview The guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z for...
Wow was this a pleasant surprise just discovered it as so giving you the link to see for yourself
link to where you can see more
Book & Movie Dimension a Blog: Manga Reads: Review of Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide t...:
Overview The guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z for...
Wow was this a pleasant surprise just discovered it as so giving you the link to see for yourself
link to where you can see more
November 9, 2011
Anti-Semitic and other misleading words
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With Virginia Acupuncture
ok so you may live in Virginia but is it a good idea to call your company Virginia Acupuncture without fear of a misspelling well every time I look at the advert it makes my eyes waterAs a writer I like words, yes I know I can't spell but I still like words, not as sexy as numbers but some can be quite cute.
(On my computer screen pops up Expert, Hebrew)
just played an online game and won ...hehehe level expert well I did say vampires are a lot smarter than you apes.and he was from Hebrew ........er............ i did not know there was a country called Hebrew like where on the world map is Hebrew?
So I look it up
The groups known to the Egyptians as Habiru or Shasu during the Egyptian Empire on the eve of the Bronze Age collapse.
Among historical scholars, there is some disagreement about the relationship between the Hebrews and Israelites.
The terms "Hebrews" and "Israelites" usually describe the same people, called Hebrews before the conquest of the Land of Canaan and Israelites afterwards
Wow like I am playing a guy that is nearly 3 thousand years old !
The game collects data where you are playing form and add the country to your skill level ……..so where is Hebrew?
Could it be Canaan ………………. ?
Canaan (Northwest Semitic knaʿn; Phoenician: Biblical Hebrew: כנען / knaʿn; Masoretic: כְּנָעַן / Kənáʿan; Arabic: كنعانيون / Kana'āniyūn) is a historical region roughly corresponding to modern-day Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, and the western parts of Jordan. Canaan was of geopolitical importance in the Late Bronze Age Amarna period as the area where the spheres of interest of the Egyptian and Hittite Empires converged. Canaan is historically attested throughout the 4th millennium BC; the later Amarna Letters use Kinaḫḫu, while sources of the Egyptian New Kingdom mention numerous military campaigns conducted in Ka-na-na.[1] In modern usage, the name is often associated with the Hebrew Bible, where the "Land of Canaan" extends from Lebanon southward to the "Brook of Egypt" and eastward to the Jordan River Valley.
Much of the modern knowledge about Canaan stems from excavation in this area. Canaanite culture apparently developed in situ from the Circum-Arabian Nomadic Pastoral Complex, which in turn developed from a fusion of Harifian hunter gatherers with Pre-Pottery Neolithic B (PPNB) farming cultures, practicing animal domestication, during the 6,200 BC climatic crisis.[2] Linguistically, the Canaanite languages form a group within the Northwest Semitic languages; its best-known member is the Hebrew language, being mostly known from Iron Age epigraphy. The various Canaanite nations of the Bronze to Iron Ages are mentioned in the Bible, Mesopotamian and Ancient Egyptian texts. The Late Bronze Age state of Ugarit (modern Ras Shamra in Syria) is considered quintessentially Canaanite archaeologically,[3] even though its Ugaritic language does not belong to the Canaanite group proper.
Well that does not help as Canaan has not been a country for a long time and I can really upset three major religions by saying it is a land curesed by god …………. Well there has been killing and murder of men women children and sheep there continuously for over 3 thousand years and that sounds like a curesed land to me, just think of all those poor sheep
Anti Semitic
Now before people start saying words like anti Semitic it may be a good idea to know that that means:
In linguistics and ethnology, Semitic (from the Biblical "Shem", Hebrew: שם, translated as "name", Arabic: ساميّ) was first used to refer to a language family of largely Middle Eastern origin, now called the Semitic languages. This family includes the ancient and modern forms of Akkadian, Amharic, Arabic, Aramaic, Ge'ez, Hebrew, Maltese, Phoenician, Tigre and Tigrinya among others.
As language studies are interwoven with cultural studies, the term also came to describe the extended
The term ancient Semitic religion encompasses the polytheistic religions of the Semitic speaking peoples of the ancient Near East and Northeast Africa. Its origins are intertwined with Mesopotamian mythology. As Semitic itself is a rough, categorical term (when referring to cultures, not languages), the definitive bounds of the term "ancient Semitic religion" are likewise only approximate.
These traditions, and their pantheons, fall into regional categories: Canaanite religions of the Levant, Assyro-Babylonian religion strongly influenced by Sumerian tradition, and Pre-Islamic Arabian polytheism.
A topic of particular interest is the possible transition of Semitic polytheism into the contemporary understanding of Abrahamic monotheism by way of the god El, a word for "god" in Hebrew and cognate to Islam's Allah.
In a religious context, the term 'Semitic' can refer to the religions associated with the speakers of these languages: thus Judaism, Christianity and Islam are often described as "Semitic religions" (irrespective of language family spoken by their adherents). Manicheanism and the Mandean religion also fall within this category.
So a anti Semitic is someone against Judaism, Christianity and Islam ?
Now as for a Semitic religion …….hehehehe …….. then you must include Ashurism, Adad, Hadad ……..now who would ever disbelieve in Adad
Now that is a god !!!
wow is he hot just look at the size of his weapon …………… not too bright but I like that in a guy …………
THOR !!!
Well you would know him by his modern name Thor the thunder God (storm god) the same gods have different names to different races think of Jupiter and Zeus and the gods of Judaism, Christianity and Islam
Adad in Akkadian and Ishkur in Sumerian and Hadad in Aramaic are the names of the storm-god in the Babylonian-Assyrian pantheon. All three are usually written by the logogram dIM. The Akkadian god Adad is cognate in name and functions with northwest Semitic god Hadad.
In Akkadian, Adad is also known as Ramman ("Thunderer") cognate with Aramaic Rimmon which was a byname of the Aramaic Hadad. Ramman was formerly incorrectly taken by many scholars to be an independent Babylonian god later identified with the Amorite god Hadad.
The term Abrahamic religions is more commonly used today. A truly comprehensive account of "Semitic" religions would include the Ancient Semitic religions (such as the religions of Ashurism, Adad, Hadad) that flourished in the Middle East before the Abrahamic religions.
Canaan
October 30, 2011
DON'T READ THIS !!!!!!
Wooooooooooooow it is getting darker and the children of the night come out to play
What the news? Well Fb want me to tell them my age again as I may be too young…. Er?
Look let me own up and tell everyone I am over 14 ……….yes ok so my spelling is crap but it is true I am over 14 read what I talk about ………...like sex ………. Heck if I was 14 in this current society I would know a lot more about sex than I do ……..well its true……………
Most of the time I frighten and upset people and never know why ……………..ho I am told my blogs scare the crap out of the readers ……..er……...like what do I say ?
All the stuff I talk about or show is freely available on the Internet and most things I get are from youtube and wikipeadia ……plus a few adverts ………..
People say I hate religions …….well mostly I hated having to write so many papers on current mythology at university ………… yes I am over 14 ! …….no I don't hate religions ………I don't like a lot of the believers but that is different ………….and before you ask …think I expect Hitler when to church and we all know he had belief ………..his major belief was that all jews were evil and should be killed ..well it is a belief………..
And I don't think you should have laws to stop beliefs ………… like there are people that believe the mass killing of jews in the 1940s did not happen …..well it is a belief and just as crazy as some of the other beliefs about ……….now before you ask it is not one of mine …………look at the evidence of course lots of jews were murdered in Europe in lot of nasty ways ….and there is a law to stop people saying it is not so …………that is a bit daft tp me and a waste of time better just to laugh and point at them in the street. …………….. look moron !!!
But belief is dangerous so perhaps a blanket ban on all public belief…………… there you are sorted ………………. Ok so a God can personally come and object but he will need to fill out the correct forms and have a letter form his doctor saying he is sane ………………… look read some holy books and then tell me if the gods in them are sane!
So belief is not correct just because of the number of believers there are……… now some of the religions are not listening
I said: belief is not correct just because of the number of believers you have.
Think about the world being round, the Greeks proved it over 2500 years ago but no we would not take a Greek as being any good with numbers so for hundreds of years the major belief was that the earth was FLAT …………… and before you get too smug thinking well they were not that bright just remember we are talking about your great great grandparents here.
Mind you seeing that if you walk towards the horizon it moves away from you it will prove one of two things you have a lot of body odour or the earth is round………so take a wash and try it again!
PROBLEM!!!
I have just noticed I may not have upset people so must think of something:
Here goes:
Wal- Mart GalsStill more? Okokok sex and violence
And Lastly Religion
What the news? Well Fb want me to tell them my age again as I may be too young…. Er?
Look let me own up and tell everyone I am over 14 ……….yes ok so my spelling is crap but it is true I am over 14 read what I talk about ………...like sex ………. Heck if I was 14 in this current society I would know a lot more about sex than I do ……..well its true……………
Most of the time I frighten and upset people and never know why ……………..ho I am told my blogs scare the crap out of the readers ……..er……...like what do I say ?
All the stuff I talk about or show is freely available on the Internet and most things I get are from youtube and wikipeadia ……plus a few adverts ………..
People say I hate religions …….well mostly I hated having to write so many papers on current mythology at university ………… yes I am over 14 ! …….no I don't hate religions ………I don't like a lot of the believers but that is different ………….and before you ask …think I expect Hitler when to church and we all know he had belief ………..his major belief was that all jews were evil and should be killed ..well it is a belief………..
And I don't think you should have laws to stop beliefs ………… like there are people that believe the mass killing of jews in the 1940s did not happen …..well it is a belief and just as crazy as some of the other beliefs about ……….now before you ask it is not one of mine …………look at the evidence of course lots of jews were murdered in Europe in lot of nasty ways ….and there is a law to stop people saying it is not so …………that is a bit daft tp me and a waste of time better just to laugh and point at them in the street. …………….. look moron !!!
But belief is dangerous so perhaps a blanket ban on all public belief…………… there you are sorted ………………. Ok so a God can personally come and object but he will need to fill out the correct forms and have a letter form his doctor saying he is sane ………………… look read some holy books and then tell me if the gods in them are sane!
So belief is not correct just because of the number of believers there are……… now some of the religions are not listening
I said: belief is not correct just because of the number of believers you have.
Think about the world being round, the Greeks proved it over 2500 years ago but no we would not take a Greek as being any good with numbers so for hundreds of years the major belief was that the earth was FLAT …………… and before you get too smug thinking well they were not that bright just remember we are talking about your great great grandparents here.
Mind you seeing that if you walk towards the horizon it moves away from you it will prove one of two things you have a lot of body odour or the earth is round………so take a wash and try it again!
PROBLEM!!!
I have just noticed I may not have upset people so must think of something:
Here goes:
Wal- Mart GalsStill more? Okokok sex and violence
And Lastly Religion
October 24, 2011
I Pay Guys to handle my panties !
I Pay Guys to handle my panties !
What is it ? why me? Look it all started with my undies or lack of them …..well they do start to wear out and heck if the elastic goes when you are wearing a short skirt ….well it can get kinda chilly……………
Anime Girl's Pants Falls down !!!
So I decided along with the normal sort to got what I always wanted ……like I told you in my last blog and that was black panties with pink bats on them ! and yes they do look cute and sexy.I don't know what it is but black undies always make me feel a little naughty ……………… well they do ………….and no I don't know why……ask your girlfriend
I bet you do not even belive they are real so here are some photos of them ……………… Even have a pack unopeded that I can do as a special with my new book next year. More on that later.
95/5 CottonSpandex and they are very comfy belive me they fix and fell like you are not wearing anything, ….ho yes size small ………sorry I am asian so I am only a small vampire girl.
Now what I did not tell you before was the horendus cost they were ! and ….and….and ….
They got stuck in customs ! 2 pairs of panties and I had to pay import tax on them !!!! YES TRUE !!!!!
I even got charged a handling fee !!!! now that is just perverted ………….. on the documents they tell me that have included a handling fee WHAT they opened them up and charged me so a customs man could sniff them …..ick….
.a handling fee as it was an import !
look I could have gone down to customs and put on at border control for less.
Rosario+Vampire Thriller AMV
Life want have I done to the world for it to pick on me!
I have just lost my facebook account…….and you ask is it all the stuff I say about religion and politics?
Guys send me pics of their Dicks and ask me to send topless pics of me (no I have not) conversations go on that one would need a dictionary on swearing to find out what is being said.
You have groups dedicated to blood drinking and satanic acts ……………I am sure if you dig deep enougth you will find groups on slavery and sex with animals ………..so you are thinking I must have done something rearly pervy to get thrown out ……………………..
Heck no they say it is my age!!!!
I am suspended until I can prove to them I am a 126 year old vampire.
That must be ageist let alone speciest ……………….
Don't belive me? Here take a look:------
Hi,
Your account is temporarily suspended because it does not list your correct date of birth. Facebook's Statement of Rights and Responsibilities requires that you list your real birthday on your account.
Please respond to this message with your real full name and date of birth (month/day/year), so we can update your profile and assist you further.
If you are concerned about your privacy, you can control the visibility of your date of birth. To do this, click the "Edit Profile" icon on your profile and choose a visibility option from the menu below your date of birth. If you want
your friends to receive a reminder when your birthday is approaching, you need to make the month and day visible.
Thanks for your understanding,
The Facebook Team
What till FB wants to know more personal details …………..
Where Did You Sleep Last Night
What is it ? why me? Look it all started with my undies or lack of them …..well they do start to wear out and heck if the elastic goes when you are wearing a short skirt ….well it can get kinda chilly……………
Anime Girl's Pants Falls down !!!
So I decided along with the normal sort to got what I always wanted ……like I told you in my last blog and that was black panties with pink bats on them ! and yes they do look cute and sexy.I don't know what it is but black undies always make me feel a little naughty ……………… well they do ………….and no I don't know why……ask your girlfriend
I bet you do not even belive they are real so here are some photos of them ……………… Even have a pack unopeded that I can do as a special with my new book next year. More on that later.
95/5 CottonSpandex and they are very comfy belive me they fix and fell like you are not wearing anything, ….ho yes size small ………sorry I am asian so I am only a small vampire girl.
Now what I did not tell you before was the horendus cost they were ! and ….and….and ….
They got stuck in customs ! 2 pairs of panties and I had to pay import tax on them !!!! YES TRUE !!!!!
I even got charged a handling fee !!!! now that is just perverted ………….. on the documents they tell me that have included a handling fee WHAT they opened them up and charged me so a customs man could sniff them …..ick….
.a handling fee as it was an import !
look I could have gone down to customs and put on at border control for less.
Rosario+Vampire Thriller AMV
Life want have I done to the world for it to pick on me!
I have just lost my facebook account…….and you ask is it all the stuff I say about religion and politics?
Guys send me pics of their Dicks and ask me to send topless pics of me (no I have not) conversations go on that one would need a dictionary on swearing to find out what is being said.
You have groups dedicated to blood drinking and satanic acts ……………I am sure if you dig deep enougth you will find groups on slavery and sex with animals ………..so you are thinking I must have done something rearly pervy to get thrown out ……………………..
Heck no they say it is my age!!!!
I am suspended until I can prove to them I am a 126 year old vampire.
That must be ageist let alone speciest ……………….
Don't belive me? Here take a look:------
Hi,
Your account is temporarily suspended because it does not list your correct date of birth. Facebook's Statement of Rights and Responsibilities requires that you list your real birthday on your account.
Please respond to this message with your real full name and date of birth (month/day/year), so we can update your profile and assist you further.
If you are concerned about your privacy, you can control the visibility of your date of birth. To do this, click the "Edit Profile" icon on your profile and choose a visibility option from the menu below your date of birth. If you want
your friends to receive a reminder when your birthday is approaching, you need to make the month and day visible.
Thanks for your understanding,
The Facebook Team
What till FB wants to know more personal details …………..
Where Did You Sleep Last Night
