Amy Mah's Blog, page 40
October 21, 2011
Sexy Horses or guys hung like a horse!
Sexy Horses or guys hung like a horse!
I was told I should not talk of sex, religion and politics in my blog as it does not sell books………….. heck…….well without those headings my blogs could be very empty
Now this guy is hung like a horse !!!!
No Males slaves and Donkeys but a sexy horse rider……. Yes and who said a guy would not look if he had a chance ! I think this proved it !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTufkN... Candid Camera - The horse Rider 441
Ho I am sorry I forgot you guys out there that like the horse and not the girl then this is for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aou9zX... horses modeling on the catwalk live
I used to worry that being a blood drinking vampire and nicely dressed denizen of the night was ….well could be a little …..er………….odd sounding
But not anymore..Ever since I joined Facebook I now know I must be one of the sanest people on the planet! ………… Yee Gods are there some odd people on Facebook ……and when I say odd I mean ODD !!!!! ……………. Er…………if you are one of my friends on facebook ……….look I don't mean you……… it is all the other we talk about when they are not on the wall.
Today I will upset a guy called Essa Faresyas
and his facebook page is
http://www.facebook.com/essanzal
http://www.facebook.com/essanzal ........... just to prove i don't make this stuff up the first message I get from this stranger is: o مايا الصور بتجنن والظاهر انك بتحبي الجنس وانا كذلك كيف ممكن نلتقي ونتواصل essashweter@yahoo.com
Followed by :Essa Faresyas i want to do sex with yo if yo like do yo sbek ArabicThis is the sort of stuff i get in my message on FB and and who the F*** is Essa Faresyas? what makes him think I can speak Arabic let alone want to have sex with someone whos first comment to me is ....well read it yourself below and look him up, look Essa pull your pants back up, if you wish to please me buy a book !!!
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Essa Faresyas i want to do sex with yo if yo like do yo sbek Arabic**************************************************Ho yes and some of the nicest friendliest guys can normally be found in satanic groups, do not worry about the strange demonic names they have, as most are real gentlemen when it come to chatting with girls.
Now this is my normal moan which I have said here more than once, but heck I watch the news and they keep showing the stuff so I will keep repeating myself on what I see:-
I don't care how devout a person says they are, or how may times they pray during the day if they then go out and kill innocent women and children in the name of any god I do not have the tendency to like them………sorry I can't help it ………. But it is them personally and not their skin color or faith ……………..
Look I will say the same to all followers of Judaism, Christianity and Islam ………read the commandments ……
….there is no get out clause under the line saying Thou Shalt Not Kill ……………..
Perhaps some holy books have an extra bit added in ball point pen giving a sub clause saying that this does not cover killing people daring to eat chicken on a night of a full moon during a mouth with a R in its title ………………..
Is it just me or does anyone else worry about some of the wording, things like
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
COVERT? er............ (Longing to possess), sounds like a word meaning wanting to have sex. I can understand a God being a little pissed over someone screwing a neighbours male slave or donkey …. Well its so rude………. That's only what you do after winning a war……… .but for the life of me I am at a loss of any perversion about people having sex with houses.......…horses maybe………well there are some lonely sad guys about but houses.............like how? .......... but then who am I to judge ….and well God says don't do it anyway………..
So lets see what comments I get on todays blog……………….. and please come and buy a book or I will pick on you next time !!!!
I was told I should not talk of sex, religion and politics in my blog as it does not sell books………….. heck…….well without those headings my blogs could be very empty
Now this guy is hung like a horse !!!!
No Males slaves and Donkeys but a sexy horse rider……. Yes and who said a guy would not look if he had a chance ! I think this proved it !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTufkN... Candid Camera - The horse Rider 441
Ho I am sorry I forgot you guys out there that like the horse and not the girl then this is for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aou9zX... horses modeling on the catwalk live
I used to worry that being a blood drinking vampire and nicely dressed denizen of the night was ….well could be a little …..er………….odd sounding
But not anymore..Ever since I joined Facebook I now know I must be one of the sanest people on the planet! ………… Yee Gods are there some odd people on Facebook ……and when I say odd I mean ODD !!!!! ……………. Er…………if you are one of my friends on facebook ……….look I don't mean you……… it is all the other we talk about when they are not on the wall.
Today I will upset a guy called Essa Faresyas
and his facebook page is
http://www.facebook.com/essanzal
http://www.facebook.com/essanzal ........... just to prove i don't make this stuff up the first message I get from this stranger is: o مايا الصور بتجنن والظاهر انك بتحبي الجنس وانا كذلك كيف ممكن نلتقي ونتواصل essashweter@yahoo.com
Followed by :Essa Faresyas i want to do sex with yo if yo like do yo sbek ArabicThis is the sort of stuff i get in my message on FB and and who the F*** is Essa Faresyas? what makes him think I can speak Arabic let alone want to have sex with someone whos first comment to me is ....well read it yourself below and look him up, look Essa pull your pants back up, if you wish to please me buy a book !!!
*************************************
Essa Faresyas i want to do sex with yo if yo like do yo sbek Arabic**************************************************Ho yes and some of the nicest friendliest guys can normally be found in satanic groups, do not worry about the strange demonic names they have, as most are real gentlemen when it come to chatting with girls.
Now this is my normal moan which I have said here more than once, but heck I watch the news and they keep showing the stuff so I will keep repeating myself on what I see:-
I don't care how devout a person says they are, or how may times they pray during the day if they then go out and kill innocent women and children in the name of any god I do not have the tendency to like them………sorry I can't help it ………. But it is them personally and not their skin color or faith ……………..
Look I will say the same to all followers of Judaism, Christianity and Islam ………read the commandments ……
….there is no get out clause under the line saying Thou Shalt Not Kill ……………..
Perhaps some holy books have an extra bit added in ball point pen giving a sub clause saying that this does not cover killing people daring to eat chicken on a night of a full moon during a mouth with a R in its title ………………..
Is it just me or does anyone else worry about some of the wording, things like
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
COVERT? er............ (Longing to possess), sounds like a word meaning wanting to have sex. I can understand a God being a little pissed over someone screwing a neighbours male slave or donkey …. Well its so rude………. That's only what you do after winning a war……… .but for the life of me I am at a loss of any perversion about people having sex with houses.......…horses maybe………well there are some lonely sad guys about but houses.............like how? .......... but then who am I to judge ….and well God says don't do it anyway………..
So lets see what comments I get on todays blog……………….. and please come and buy a book or I will pick on you next time !!!!
October 12, 2011
If waking up naked with a stranger carry spare panties
Smart Girls Carry Spare Panties with them
My Panties! And I am thinking of putting them on ebay from the number of guys asking to see them!
And yes it is true I do own black panties with pink bats on them to go with my pink bat family brand and no I am not telling you where it is but the panties help cover it !!! hehehehehe ............. Well do you think I could offer them for sale along with a signed book, well make me an offer .... and they could be yours ...er size Small if that is of interest black with 3 pink bats on front.
My Black sexy vampire panties ……….no we don't all where thongs ! you just try leaping cross roof tops wearing a thong….I dare you !
Always carry Spare Panties !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxRI7FiYqTs
Do you want to know what my vampire book is about?Well here is a taste of what to expect.
helpful hints from my book: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire
Going out on a date.
Yes we all go thought the same difficulties of what to wear, the wardrobe will not shut but I still do not have anything suitable, so after hours of searching in the end I decide to wear black as it will match my comfy shoes, ok so I have more shoes than a dictators wife but only one comfy pair and they are black, why comfy shoes? Well I have no idea where we are going so what the heck should I wear!
Now comes the date bag, why can't a girl just go out, and when I say a girl I mean me, why do I have to look like I'm going for a 10 day vacation and not just a night out.
So lets open the date bag and check if everything is there.
1. Cell phone fully charged.
2. Spare cash and credit card.
3. Packet of mints for after eating smelly food….er…………foreigners
4. Chap stick ….well you may kiss him and …….. it goes with the mints ok?
5. Make up mirror, why take a mirror you ask, ..er …well if I get ship wreaked I can use it to signal for help, look it is just needed ok!
6. Packet of tissues just in case you can not find a washroom when out.
7. Keys large bunch and no I do not know why luggage keys are on the same ring with my house keys.
8. Sun glasses, hat and 100% sun block just in case you stay out early.
9. A spare pair of panties in case I sleep over ……… er not that I am planning to sleep over … er forget it ok! Look I said stop giggling and forget it!!!!
10. Precautions and protection, nowadays it is not just a boys responsibility for protection and so a girl should also take her own protection if needed, personally I take a can of Mace and a 10 inch kitchen knife and if that fails I sink my teeth into the neck!
The book: FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire …. is a young Adult book for anyone between Puberty and Senility as it takes a close up look at life as a female teenage vampire in easy to follow A to Z advice for the reader.
Fangs Rule
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Giving helpful advice such as how to explain to your Mom that as a teenage blood curdling denizen of the night you would like to paint your cave bedroom black without having a shouting match over why you don't like the way she painted the stalagmites bright pink to go with the large stuffed pink bats hanging from the ceiling.
Everything is explained from how to polish your fangs to fashion tips and ways of climbing across a ceiling wearing a nightdress without showing your underwear.
Fangs Rule is a must for every teenage vampire and from these pages you will see why "Vampires Don't Sparkle! …. They Bite
My Panties! And I am thinking of putting them on ebay from the number of guys asking to see them!And yes it is true I do own black panties with pink bats on them to go with my pink bat family brand and no I am not telling you where it is but the panties help cover it !!! hehehehehe ............. Well do you think I could offer them for sale along with a signed book, well make me an offer .... and they could be yours ...er size Small if that is of interest black with 3 pink bats on front.
My Black sexy vampire panties ……….no we don't all where thongs ! you just try leaping cross roof tops wearing a thong….I dare you !
Always carry Spare Panties !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxRI7FiYqTs
Do you want to know what my vampire book is about?Well here is a taste of what to expect.
helpful hints from my book: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire
Going out on a date.
Yes we all go thought the same difficulties of what to wear, the wardrobe will not shut but I still do not have anything suitable, so after hours of searching in the end I decide to wear black as it will match my comfy shoes, ok so I have more shoes than a dictators wife but only one comfy pair and they are black, why comfy shoes? Well I have no idea where we are going so what the heck should I wear!
Now comes the date bag, why can't a girl just go out, and when I say a girl I mean me, why do I have to look like I'm going for a 10 day vacation and not just a night out.
So lets open the date bag and check if everything is there.
1. Cell phone fully charged.
2. Spare cash and credit card.
3. Packet of mints for after eating smelly food….er…………foreigners
4. Chap stick ….well you may kiss him and …….. it goes with the mints ok?
5. Make up mirror, why take a mirror you ask, ..er …well if I get ship wreaked I can use it to signal for help, look it is just needed ok!
6. Packet of tissues just in case you can not find a washroom when out.
7. Keys large bunch and no I do not know why luggage keys are on the same ring with my house keys.
8. Sun glasses, hat and 100% sun block just in case you stay out early.
9. A spare pair of panties in case I sleep over ……… er not that I am planning to sleep over … er forget it ok! Look I said stop giggling and forget it!!!!
10. Precautions and protection, nowadays it is not just a boys responsibility for protection and so a girl should also take her own protection if needed, personally I take a can of Mace and a 10 inch kitchen knife and if that fails I sink my teeth into the neck!
The book: FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire …. is a young Adult book for anyone between Puberty and Senility as it takes a close up look at life as a female teenage vampire in easy to follow A to Z advice for the reader.
Fangs Rule
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Giving helpful advice such as how to explain to your Mom that as a teenage blood curdling denizen of the night you would like to paint your cave bedroom black without having a shouting match over why you don't like the way she painted the stalagmites bright pink to go with the large stuffed pink bats hanging from the ceiling.
Everything is explained from how to polish your fangs to fashion tips and ways of climbing across a ceiling wearing a nightdress without showing your underwear.
Fangs Rule is a must for every teenage vampire and from these pages you will see why "Vampires Don't Sparkle! …. They Bite
Waking up with company and pantie less
Smart Girls Carry Spare Panties with them
My Panties! And I am thinking of putting them on ebay from the number of guys asking to see them!
And yes I do now own black panties with pink bats on them to go with my pink bat family brand and no I am not telling you where it is but the panties help cover it !!! hehehehehe
My Black sexy vampire panties ……….no we don't all where thongs ! you just try leaping cross roof tops wearing a thong….I dare you !
Always carry Spare Panties !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxRI7FiYqTs
Do you want to know what my vampire book is about?Well here is a taste of what to expect.
helpful hints from my book: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire
Going out on a date.
Yes we all go thought the same difficulties of what to wear, the wardrobe will not shut but I still do not have anything suitable, so after hours of searching in the end I decide to wear black as it will match my comfy shoes, ok so I have more shoes than a dictators wife but only one comfy pair and they are black, why comfy shoes? Well I have no idea where we are going so what the heck should I wear!
Now comes the date bag, why can't a girl just go out, and when I say a girl I mean me, why do I have to look like I'm going for a 10 day vacation and not just a night out.
So lets open the date bag and check if everything is there.
1. Cell phone fully charged.
2. Spare cash and credit card.
3. Packet of mints for after eating smelly food….er…………foreigners
4. Chap stick ….well you may kiss him and …….. it goes with the mints ok?
5. Make up mirror, why take a mirror you ask, ..er …well if I get ship wreaked I can use it to signal for help, look it is just needed ok!
6. Packet of tissues just in case you can not find a washroom when out.
7. Keys large bunch and no I do not know why luggage keys are on the same ring with my house keys.
8. Sun glasses, hat and 100% sun block just in case you stay out early.
9. A spare pair of panties in case I sleep over ……… er not that I am planning to sleep over … er forget it ok! Look I said stop giggling and forget it!!!!
10. Precautions and protection, nowadays it is not just a boys responsibility for protection and so a girl should also take her own protection if needed, personally I take a can of Mace and a 10 inch kitchen knife and if that fails I sink my teeth into the neck!
The book: FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire …. is a young Adult book for anyone between Puberty and Senility as it takes a close up look at life as a female teenage vampire in easy to follow A to Z advice for the reader.
Fangs Rule
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Giving helpful advice such as how to explain to your Mom that as a teenage blood curdling denizen of the night you would like to paint your cave bedroom black without having a shouting match over why you don't like the way she painted the stalagmites bright pink to go with the large stuffed pink bats hanging from the ceiling.
Everything is explained from how to polish your fangs to fashion tips and ways of climbing across a ceiling wearing a nightdress without showing your underwear.
Fangs Rule is a must for every teenage vampire and from these pages you will see why "Vampires Don't Sparkle! …. They Bite
My Panties! And I am thinking of putting them on ebay from the number of guys asking to see them!And yes I do now own black panties with pink bats on them to go with my pink bat family brand and no I am not telling you where it is but the panties help cover it !!! hehehehehe
My Black sexy vampire panties ……….no we don't all where thongs ! you just try leaping cross roof tops wearing a thong….I dare you !
Always carry Spare Panties !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxRI7FiYqTs
Do you want to know what my vampire book is about?Well here is a taste of what to expect.
helpful hints from my book: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire
Going out on a date.
Yes we all go thought the same difficulties of what to wear, the wardrobe will not shut but I still do not have anything suitable, so after hours of searching in the end I decide to wear black as it will match my comfy shoes, ok so I have more shoes than a dictators wife but only one comfy pair and they are black, why comfy shoes? Well I have no idea where we are going so what the heck should I wear!
Now comes the date bag, why can't a girl just go out, and when I say a girl I mean me, why do I have to look like I'm going for a 10 day vacation and not just a night out.
So lets open the date bag and check if everything is there.
1. Cell phone fully charged.
2. Spare cash and credit card.
3. Packet of mints for after eating smelly food….er…………foreigners
4. Chap stick ….well you may kiss him and …….. it goes with the mints ok?
5. Make up mirror, why take a mirror you ask, ..er …well if I get ship wreaked I can use it to signal for help, look it is just needed ok!
6. Packet of tissues just in case you can not find a washroom when out.
7. Keys large bunch and no I do not know why luggage keys are on the same ring with my house keys.
8. Sun glasses, hat and 100% sun block just in case you stay out early.
9. A spare pair of panties in case I sleep over ……… er not that I am planning to sleep over … er forget it ok! Look I said stop giggling and forget it!!!!
10. Precautions and protection, nowadays it is not just a boys responsibility for protection and so a girl should also take her own protection if needed, personally I take a can of Mace and a 10 inch kitchen knife and if that fails I sink my teeth into the neck!
The book: FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire …. is a young Adult book for anyone between Puberty and Senility as it takes a close up look at life as a female teenage vampire in easy to follow A to Z advice for the reader.
Fangs Rule
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Giving helpful advice such as how to explain to your Mom that as a teenage blood curdling denizen of the night you would like to paint your cave bedroom black without having a shouting match over why you don't like the way she painted the stalagmites bright pink to go with the large stuffed pink bats hanging from the ceiling.
Everything is explained from how to polish your fangs to fashion tips and ways of climbing across a ceiling wearing a nightdress without showing your underwear.
Fangs Rule is a must for every teenage vampire and from these pages you will see why "Vampires Don't Sparkle! …. They Bite
October 11, 2011
As a girl what it like going Topless on the beach full of guys
Going Topless on the beach
Look apes Im a vampire and so sunbathing is not that high on the my to do list, besides I am an Asian vampire and like only white folks sunbath as it give you cancer.
But I am still female so I keep an eye on fashion which in my world is normally black, tight and used to run around a field before I wore it, …………… leather you dumb apes!
Black silk is soooooo nice to the skin………sigh ….but leather is stain proof, look have you ever tried to get dried bloodstains out of silk?
So what have I noticed in the fashion world, a stick on Bikini !
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A Bikini Top held on by heat and nothing more!
Will this bikini fall off?
From the back, it looks like a girl has thrown caution to the wind. Turn around and it seems like a strapless bra - without any visible means of support.
But from a sunbather's point of view, this tiny strip of material could be the answer to a tanning dilemma.
The Demikini as it is known, is a backless bikini top that does away with the need to readjust straps in pursuit of the perfect line-free tan.
Thanks to a gel usually used in surgery, it has amazing sticking power, staying perfectly in place.
Ok so you have spare straps in case you need them …..er……...like where do you keep them when wearing a bikini?
Well they do not come with pockets and if you tuck them in anywhere it will look like you have tape worm.
So as long as you stay hot it will stay on …… ok…………
1. Stay out of the water it will drop off and float away.
2. On returning to the Hotel as so as the aircon hits you it will drop off
3. if it clouds over it will drop off
4. Would I risk it …. Noooooooooooo
Ranma ½ AMV - Ranma's *beep*
Visit www.fangsrule.com for more details
Look apes Im a vampire and so sunbathing is not that high on the my to do list, besides I am an Asian vampire and like only white folks sunbath as it give you cancer.
But I am still female so I keep an eye on fashion which in my world is normally black, tight and used to run around a field before I wore it, …………… leather you dumb apes!
Black silk is soooooo nice to the skin………sigh ….but leather is stain proof, look have you ever tried to get dried bloodstains out of silk?
So what have I noticed in the fashion world, a stick on Bikini !
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A Bikini Top held on by heat and nothing more!
Will this bikini fall off?
From the back, it looks like a girl has thrown caution to the wind. Turn around and it seems like a strapless bra - without any visible means of support.
But from a sunbather's point of view, this tiny strip of material could be the answer to a tanning dilemma.
The Demikini as it is known, is a backless bikini top that does away with the need to readjust straps in pursuit of the perfect line-free tan.
Thanks to a gel usually used in surgery, it has amazing sticking power, staying perfectly in place.
Ok so you have spare straps in case you need them …..er……...like where do you keep them when wearing a bikini?
Well they do not come with pockets and if you tuck them in anywhere it will look like you have tape worm.
So as long as you stay hot it will stay on …… ok…………
1. Stay out of the water it will drop off and float away.
2. On returning to the Hotel as so as the aircon hits you it will drop off
3. if it clouds over it will drop off
4. Would I risk it …. Noooooooooooo
Ranma ½ AMV - Ranma's *beep*
Visit www.fangsrule.com for more details
October 9, 2011
How to manage a guy without breaking his fingers on the first date
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Want to see a very funny guide on what to do with a guy .................... try this is is is is is very funny !!!!
A Girls Guide to Guys (Meeting them managing them and all that love stuff) with lots of manga art by the same artist that did mine
I will attach a few links for you to see what I am saying:
The unknown world of boys has been a problem that has plagued girl-kind for many a century.
What do you say to them? Which ones should you avoid? And what is going on in that little brain of theirs when they look at you? If only they came with a manual or something...Well now they do!
A lovely step by step guide that's split into easy stages, taking you from finding the right kind of boy for you right up to ending a relationship and starting all over again. Wave goodbye to worrying about what kind of shoes to wear for a date or how to make the first move; it has all been covered.
But how do you use this brilliant little tool?
Well, if you want you can read through each chapter and follow the advice you find in it step by step. But there's also a handy content list at the beginning of each stage so you can skip to any section you want to read about.
Keep a look out for sections called friends; these bits are dedicated to how to keep the balance between boyfriends and girlfriends.
Also included is Outfits for all occasions, your very own boutique complete with personal stylist to make sure you get your right look every time. To begin with it would help if we found out a little bit more about those strange creatures we call boys.
They can be a bit tricky to understand so it's best to liken them to something most girls know a little bit more about. Like shoes. Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful.
But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them.
Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical. Like shoe shopping, you need to get to know what's out there before you make your final purchase. Your first task, should you choose to accept it, is one of girl kind's most notable hobbies...with a twist...boy shopping! To make things even easier, included here is the very first boy catalogue giving you an extensive look into all the boys on the market.
Good luck and happy shopping!
www.gabby-guides.com
http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guide-Guys-Meeting-Managing/dp/1874192049/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1318164288&sr=8-1
http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guide-Guys-Paperback-ebook/dp/B005TAHO8M/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&m=A7B2F8DUJ88VZ
Look inside the book free:
http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guide-Guys-Paperback-ebook/dp/B005TAHO8M/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&m=A7B2F8DUJ88VZ#reader_B005TAHO8M
Want to see a very funny guide on what to do with a guy .................... try this is is is is is very funny !!!!
A Girls Guide to Guys (Meeting them managing them and all that love stuff) with lots of manga art by the same artist that did mine
I will attach a few links for you to see what I am saying:
The unknown world of boys has been a problem that has plagued girl-kind for many a century. What do you say to them? Which ones should you avoid? And what is going on in that little brain of theirs when they look at you? If only they came with a manual or something...Well now they do!
A lovely step by step guide that's split into easy stages, taking you from finding the right kind of boy for you right up to ending a relationship and starting all over again. Wave goodbye to worrying about what kind of shoes to wear for a date or how to make the first move; it has all been covered.
But how do you use this brilliant little tool?
Well, if you want you can read through each chapter and follow the advice you find in it step by step. But there's also a handy content list at the beginning of each stage so you can skip to any section you want to read about.
Keep a look out for sections called friends; these bits are dedicated to how to keep the balance between boyfriends and girlfriends.
Also included is Outfits for all occasions, your very own boutique complete with personal stylist to make sure you get your right look every time. To begin with it would help if we found out a little bit more about those strange creatures we call boys.
They can be a bit tricky to understand so it's best to liken them to something most girls know a little bit more about. Like shoes. Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful.
But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them.
Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical. Like shoe shopping, you need to get to know what's out there before you make your final purchase. Your first task, should you choose to accept it, is one of girl kind's most notable hobbies...with a twist...boy shopping! To make things even easier, included here is the very first boy catalogue giving you an extensive look into all the boys on the market.
Good luck and happy shopping!
www.gabby-guides.com
http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guide-Guys-Meeting-Managing/dp/1874192049/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1318164288&sr=8-1
http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guide-Guys-Paperback-ebook/dp/B005TAHO8M/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&m=A7B2F8DUJ88VZ
Look inside the book free:
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October 7, 2011
Demon Vampire Virgil Allen Moore review by Amy Mah Vampire
Hi I have just been reading Demon Vampire
This Vampire novel by Virgil Allen Moore is a great work of descriptive art as it leads the reader into the world where blood is the drink of choice.
If you are looking for a book with bite then I can truly recommend this one to you.
I just love the way the text flows, want to know more? then go buy a copy you will find it is well worth it!
Amy Mah (Vampire)
This Vampire novel by Virgil Allen Moore is a great work of descriptive art as it leads the reader into the world where blood is the drink of choice.
If you are looking for a book with bite then I can truly recommend this one to you.
I just love the way the text flows, want to know more? then go buy a copy you will find it is well worth it!
Amy Mah (Vampire)
Demon Vampire Virgin Allen Moore review by Amy Mah Vampire
Hi I have just been reading Demon Vampire
This Vampire novel by Virgin Allen Moore is a great work of descriptive art as it leads the reader into the world where blood is the drink of choice.
If you are looking for a book with bite then I can truly recommend this one to you.
I just love the way the text flows, want to know more? then go buy a copy you will find it is well worth it!
Amy Mah (Vampire)
This Vampire novel by Virgin Allen Moore is a great work of descriptive art as it leads the reader into the world where blood is the drink of choice.
If you are looking for a book with bite then I can truly recommend this one to you.
I just love the way the text flows, want to know more? then go buy a copy you will find it is well worth it!
Amy Mah (Vampire)
October 4, 2011
KATIE SALIDAS Author of Immortalis by Amy Mah (vampire)
Hi Blood Suckers and Vampires
Did you know that if you shake blood up in a bottle it changes colour, it turns into a nice bright red due to the added oxygen.
To day I am waiting for some nice Vampire books from Kitie Salidas to arrive in the post ……………….. weeeeeeeeeee …………….i so love Vampire books after I read them I will tell you all about them, in the mean time if you can not wait for my review then let me tell you of what you are missing:
KATIE SALIDAS is the Author of the hot new Urban Fantasy series, Immortalis, Katie has always had a desire to entertain. Since, early childhood, she's dreamed up fantastical characters and scribbled them into pages of various journals and notebooks.
Taking an interest in vampires at an early age, she devoured every book, featuring those mysterious, blood sucking creatures, in any genre she could find. She claims that, of all the monsters out there, vampires had always been the most interesting. It was only natural that a love of reading about vampires, and a love of writing, turned into a desire to write her own stories. A Las Vegas native, having grown up in the famed City of Sin, Katie loves to feature it as a recurring setting for many of her stories.
Immortalis Series Book Trailer
Immortalis Carpe NoctemBook 1Bleeding to death after brutal mugging on the campus of UNLV, Twenty-five year old Alyssa, is rescued by the cold and aloof, vampire, Lysander. Taking pity on her, he shares the gift-and curse-of immortality. She awakens as a vampire and is soon devastated by harsh realities of her new way of life: the loss of her friends, her independence, and her humanity.
As if having her humanity stripped away was not enough to make life interesting, Alyssa finds out her "turning", did not go unnoticed by the rest of undead society. Old enemies; an ancient sect of vampire hunters, known as the Acta Sanctorum, as well as a powerful Vampire mistress, each set plans in motion to destroy both Alyssa and Lysander.
Only by accepting her newfound immortality, seizing the night, will Alyssa hope to survive. She and Lysander must fight together against two sets of enemies bent on destroying them both.
Book 2Hunters & PreyBecoming a vampire saved Alyssa from death, but the price was high: the loss of everything and everyone attached to her mortal life. She's still learning to cope when a surprise confrontation with Santino Vitale, the Acta Sanctorum's most fearsome hunter, sends her fleeing back to the world she once knew, and Fallon, the friend she's missed more than anything.
Alyssa breaks vampire law by revealing her new, true self to her old friend, a fact which causes strong division in the group that should support her most: her clan.
Worse yet, her revelation entangles Fallon in the struggle between vampires and hunters and The Acta Sanctorum is ready to attack again, with a new army of hybrid creations: the Frenzy Soldiers.
If Alyssa hopes to survive and keep her mortal friend safe, she'll have to be willing to make a deal with the enemy, and regain her clan's support. It will take everyone working together in a precarious truce to fight against the Acta Sanctorum's new threat.
Book 3Pandora's BoxAfter a few months as a vampire, Alyssa thought she'd learned all she needed to know about the supernatural world. But her confidence is shattered by the delivery of a mysterious package – a Pandora's Box.
Seemingly innocuous, the box is in reality an ancient prison, generated by a magic more powerful than anyone in her clan has ever known. But what manner of evil could need such force to contain it?
When the box is opened, the sinister creature within is released, and only supernatural blood will satiate its thirst. The clan soon learns how it feels when the hunter becomes the hunted.
Apparently powerless against the ancient evil, the clan flees Las Vegas for Boston, with only a slim hope for salvation. Could Lysander's old journals hold the key? And what if they don't?
And how welcome will they be in a city run by a whole different kind of supernatural being? Werewolves…
Katie Salidas is a Super Woman! Endowed with special powers and abilities, beyond those of mortal women, She can get the munchkin off to gymnastics, cheerleading, Girl Scouts, and swim lessons. She can put hot food on the table for dinner while assisting with homework, baths, and bedtime… And, She still finds the time to keep the hubby happy (nudge nudge wink wink). She can do all of this and still have time to write.
And if you can believe all of those lies, there is some beautiful swamp land in Florida for sale…
Katie Salidas resides in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mother, wife, and author, she does try to do it all, often causing sleep deprivation and many nights passed out at the computer. Writing books is her passion, and she hopes that her passion will bring you hours of entertainment.
http://www.katiesalidas.com/
Facebook
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While you are in a vampire mood don't forget my little vampire book which is both in paperback and Kindle. or direct from me post free:
Click here:
http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Did you know that if you shake blood up in a bottle it changes colour, it turns into a nice bright red due to the added oxygen.
To day I am waiting for some nice Vampire books from Kitie Salidas to arrive in the post ……………….. weeeeeeeeeee …………….i so love Vampire books after I read them I will tell you all about them, in the mean time if you can not wait for my review then let me tell you of what you are missing:
KATIE SALIDAS is the Author of the hot new Urban Fantasy series, Immortalis, Katie has always had a desire to entertain. Since, early childhood, she's dreamed up fantastical characters and scribbled them into pages of various journals and notebooks.
Taking an interest in vampires at an early age, she devoured every book, featuring those mysterious, blood sucking creatures, in any genre she could find. She claims that, of all the monsters out there, vampires had always been the most interesting. It was only natural that a love of reading about vampires, and a love of writing, turned into a desire to write her own stories. A Las Vegas native, having grown up in the famed City of Sin, Katie loves to feature it as a recurring setting for many of her stories.
Immortalis Series Book Trailer
Immortalis Carpe NoctemBook 1Bleeding to death after brutal mugging on the campus of UNLV, Twenty-five year old Alyssa, is rescued by the cold and aloof, vampire, Lysander. Taking pity on her, he shares the gift-and curse-of immortality. She awakens as a vampire and is soon devastated by harsh realities of her new way of life: the loss of her friends, her independence, and her humanity.
As if having her humanity stripped away was not enough to make life interesting, Alyssa finds out her "turning", did not go unnoticed by the rest of undead society. Old enemies; an ancient sect of vampire hunters, known as the Acta Sanctorum, as well as a powerful Vampire mistress, each set plans in motion to destroy both Alyssa and Lysander.
Only by accepting her newfound immortality, seizing the night, will Alyssa hope to survive. She and Lysander must fight together against two sets of enemies bent on destroying them both.
Book 2Hunters & PreyBecoming a vampire saved Alyssa from death, but the price was high: the loss of everything and everyone attached to her mortal life. She's still learning to cope when a surprise confrontation with Santino Vitale, the Acta Sanctorum's most fearsome hunter, sends her fleeing back to the world she once knew, and Fallon, the friend she's missed more than anything.
Alyssa breaks vampire law by revealing her new, true self to her old friend, a fact which causes strong division in the group that should support her most: her clan.
Worse yet, her revelation entangles Fallon in the struggle between vampires and hunters and The Acta Sanctorum is ready to attack again, with a new army of hybrid creations: the Frenzy Soldiers.
If Alyssa hopes to survive and keep her mortal friend safe, she'll have to be willing to make a deal with the enemy, and regain her clan's support. It will take everyone working together in a precarious truce to fight against the Acta Sanctorum's new threat.
Book 3Pandora's BoxAfter a few months as a vampire, Alyssa thought she'd learned all she needed to know about the supernatural world. But her confidence is shattered by the delivery of a mysterious package – a Pandora's Box.
Seemingly innocuous, the box is in reality an ancient prison, generated by a magic more powerful than anyone in her clan has ever known. But what manner of evil could need such force to contain it?
When the box is opened, the sinister creature within is released, and only supernatural blood will satiate its thirst. The clan soon learns how it feels when the hunter becomes the hunted.
Apparently powerless against the ancient evil, the clan flees Las Vegas for Boston, with only a slim hope for salvation. Could Lysander's old journals hold the key? And what if they don't?
And how welcome will they be in a city run by a whole different kind of supernatural being? Werewolves…
Katie Salidas is a Super Woman! Endowed with special powers and abilities, beyond those of mortal women, She can get the munchkin off to gymnastics, cheerleading, Girl Scouts, and swim lessons. She can put hot food on the table for dinner while assisting with homework, baths, and bedtime… And, She still finds the time to keep the hubby happy (nudge nudge wink wink). She can do all of this and still have time to write.
And if you can believe all of those lies, there is some beautiful swamp land in Florida for sale…
Katie Salidas resides in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mother, wife, and author, she does try to do it all, often causing sleep deprivation and many nights passed out at the computer. Writing books is her passion, and she hopes that her passion will bring you hours of entertainment.
http://www.katiesalidas.com/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Katie-Salidas-Author/214780936916
http://www.linkedin.com/profile?viewProfile=&key=58814031&trk=tab_pro
http://twitter.com/QuixoticKatie
While you are in a vampire mood don't forget my little vampire book which is both in paperback and Kindle. or direct from me post free:
Click here:
http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
September 26, 2011
Playing with a Guys Weapon
OK let's go for a bit of home land security as you never know when civilisation will end.
This is what you should be stocking:
Urban Survival Preparations SHTF
Now what you should be worried about is not someone making this video but someone like me thinking it is normal !............... heck I could even make a list of extras:
1. Chocolate2. wholesale lifetime supply of toilet paper3. Chocolate4. wholesale supply of sanitary products no like the toilet paper a guy would not think of this …………… and boy will you guys suffer if this is not on a survival list!5. Chocolate6. wholesale supply of Condoms …………… Look it may be the end of civilization but I am not going to help repopulate the world …………. How can I put this is a way a guy would understand …if you forget this off the list then I hope you have put a dirty mag and a box of tissues on the list as no condoms = no sex.7. Chocolate
The weapon list could be expanded a bit ………………… some nice blades …
And anyone knowing how to get one of these please let me know:
Wolverine Survival Tool – Prototype
8. Some hand grenades and flares 9. Chocolate10. Forget lots of swords as it you are a girl you only want one sort and that is a samurai sword the same that are used in vampire films.
It is very light and sharp any guy trying to take it off you will lose several fingers in the attempt.
With only a little practise you can easily kill the guy that had forgot the toilet paper off the list.
Forget the films that show it strapped to the back and being drawn fast by people like Blade……………. Hah ………it cant work like that as it is too long and you would have to be a double jointed Orangatang to pull it out of its wooded sheath. Look forget the films you can carry it on your back but you can not draw it without taking it off the back …………look trust me on this I am a vampire!
Look I have tried it, you hold sheath in one hand and pull on the handle and it will slide out a little oily but mega sharp, and is the sort of thing every girl should have in her Boudoir ……………. What do you mean its just me?
Musashi 1060 Carbon Steel Katana Cutting
And with the right sword you will not even have to fear wearwolves
A Vampires Guide to Surviving Werewolf Attacks
Boudoir
This is what you should be stocking:
Urban Survival Preparations SHTF
Now what you should be worried about is not someone making this video but someone like me thinking it is normal !............... heck I could even make a list of extras:
1. Chocolate2. wholesale lifetime supply of toilet paper3. Chocolate4. wholesale supply of sanitary products no like the toilet paper a guy would not think of this …………… and boy will you guys suffer if this is not on a survival list!5. Chocolate6. wholesale supply of Condoms …………… Look it may be the end of civilization but I am not going to help repopulate the world …………. How can I put this is a way a guy would understand …if you forget this off the list then I hope you have put a dirty mag and a box of tissues on the list as no condoms = no sex.7. Chocolate
The weapon list could be expanded a bit ………………… some nice blades …
And anyone knowing how to get one of these please let me know:
Wolverine Survival Tool – Prototype
8. Some hand grenades and flares 9. Chocolate10. Forget lots of swords as it you are a girl you only want one sort and that is a samurai sword the same that are used in vampire films.
It is very light and sharp any guy trying to take it off you will lose several fingers in the attempt.With only a little practise you can easily kill the guy that had forgot the toilet paper off the list.
Forget the films that show it strapped to the back and being drawn fast by people like Blade……………. Hah ………it cant work like that as it is too long and you would have to be a double jointed Orangatang to pull it out of its wooded sheath. Look forget the films you can carry it on your back but you can not draw it without taking it off the back …………look trust me on this I am a vampire!
Look I have tried it, you hold sheath in one hand and pull on the handle and it will slide out a little oily but mega sharp, and is the sort of thing every girl should have in her Boudoir ……………. What do you mean its just me?
Musashi 1060 Carbon Steel Katana Cutting
And with the right sword you will not even have to fear wearwolves
A Vampires Guide to Surviving Werewolf Attacks
Boudoir
September 25, 2011
Having Sex wearing nothing but a Fur Coat
Now I don't know who this is but she looks like she will not be short of Guys wanting to have her as a pet.
Today I am going to talk about Furries…………. People that dress up in animal costumes ……………. They say it is to let the inner animal inside of everyone freedom to express themselves in todays world.
Don't get me wrong it sounds fun to get a padded bra and to dress up in a sexy cat suit ……….but well ………………
I had not thought about adding a large cats head to it …………….. going to conventions is also ok but having sex dressed as a animal ……………….. it has sooooooooooooooo never crossed my mind ……………..
HMG .........i have just discovered all this stuff via Youtube on the world of furries .............. see i said you humans were ....er...........an interesting sort of animal to study ............. as I have said before being a teenage vampire I am the sanest one around here ................
It is all over the place and I have never heard of it before !!!
Look it is true I have never heard of this furrie stuff !! shit I so innocent at times ............ people do it wearing a fur costume? ................. like going all the way while dressed as a cat...........................
now I like cats ………… but well not in that way! Now don't you ever .............. ever complain about my blogs being far fetched ...................I agree wearing black undies is sexy .................. but over a fur suit !?!
Sex …….full sex in fur !!!
For it to work you must be naked under the fur and have openings in intimate places ......................buttoned? zipped or just open to give your private places some fresh air
…….well a fur suit must get hot and Mom always said it is rude to start scratching down there due to the heat…….. even dressed as a dog……….. does the fur costume have pockets? .......if not where does the guy keep the condoms? ..........
Well do you wish to explain to your kids the reason you don't know who their father is because all you know is his name is FIDO from his collar disc, has pointed ears, soft brown fur you just liked the way he sniffed your butt at a party and took you doggy style giving out a very loud howl of pleasure.Mind you it could be the reason your kids always have nice cold noses and get plenty of exercise by chasing the neighborhood cat.
I think I will just stay being a vampire thank you.
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