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dropping your panties when on a date

dropping your panties when on a date











For guys on a date should know that a girls panties don't just fall to the floor on their own ………… er….well yes they can like when they get old and the elastic goes or if you buy the wrong size ……………. No I am talking about the way a guy is thinking of getting the panties off a girl when on a date, and when he says the wrong thing and she may as well be wearing a chastity belt for all the luck he would ever have in getting them off.

To day I will tell you what happened when a guy tried to sex talk with me on Facebook er no I don't sex talk so it was kinda a one sided convo, I was asking about the political problems in Turkey and the number of sites they were building for Syrian refugees, and he was talking about sucking on my nipples ………IT'S TRUE !!!  I know some guys can add sex to any conversation, yet even I was surprised when asking about the state religion being Sonni he answered with how he was putting his hand up my dress !!!!!!! …….no I am not making this up, he may as well been talking to a blow up doll for all he was caring about my side of a conversation !

I expect other have warned you but being just being stupid human apes you would not have listened.

At the end of last year I joined Facebook to try and find some people to read my blogs and hopefully buy my books  …………

….. something which I am still waiting to happen, and over the past few months it has become very obvious that facebook is full of very strange people ……………………… look trust me on this I am a vampire!

Never believe who or what they say they are sex age or even species.

Not that I am saying all are weird only about 95%, but in the 5% left you still do get lots of nice folks on line like the one named: "The Bone crushing death lord of the third level of hell"   who happens to be a Maths Professor from New Jersey who is happily married with two kids ……………. (Its ok John I have not told them your real name).

Sex talk ? ….ho yes you want to know about the sex talking and how to get a girl to drop her panties ….like me……………. God that is so easy to do ………… a small band of gold on my finger should do the trick in so long as it comes with some nice large diamonds, a brand new blood red sports car, my own bank account with $1 million in it, an unlimited credit card paid for by my hubby, as too getting me to drop my panties he wont know what hit him, looking at other girls?

Hell he will be lucky if he could still walk from the bedroom  ………….  I do believe in marriage for life and so I will insure him in case his life ends suddenly by forgetting my birthday.   

See I have always said I and just a normal loving vampire girl at heart………………………

Back to the sex talking well this guy we will call the BabyTurk ………….. yes it is an odd name well he is Turkish and well he sent me a pic of his dick, and no I did not ask to see it ! 12 lines into a first convo I ever had with him he sent me a pic of his dick!

Well as a girl I did what was normal with such a private thing as a pic of his dick and emailed it to all my girl friends …………….. yes guys this is normal ………….. well it is also the first one I have seen one without it wearing a polo necked jumper when excited ……

…….. god do I have to spell it out no foreskin……

… normal dicks look like they are wearing collars when excited this one was naked so a Muslim or Jewish dick ……….. I told my friends he must have just copied it from the web and they said in that case why did he copy such a small one to send me, ok her real words were:

Shit that is Small !!!!!  Amy what freaks are you talking to now !!!!!!

I sorry but I am not that experienced and besides I am hardly making a collection of photos of guys dick ……………………..well apart from that one I told you about a few months back ……………hell now he was hung like a horse ……………. No I am not joking !! it still makes my eyes water when I think of it.

My same friend says dicks without a collar do not feel as good …………… less friction? I don't know why she didn't say …………. Well I always thought that with girls it is 90% feeling and only 10% friction to be turned on where as with guys it is 90% friction and 10% imagination.

All I can suggest to any guy that has had his dick mutilated is to slip a few elastic bands around it to make it feel normal for the girlfriend.

And as to the wonderful one sides sex talk we were having at one point he says he has seen a girlfriend of mine naked …………….. er? ………… like is that to impress me?

I have in fact seen lots of girls naked and well if this is a chat up line it needs some work doing to it ….

…..er think about it I see naked boobs every time take my bra off …………… after about 13 the novelty begins to ware off …………..

This is more on the sort of stuff 14 years olds say and next he will be wanting me to explain how to undo a bra, which the standard reply is ask your Mom to buy you one and practice, that is what I had to do.

Now if he were to tell me of the guys he has seen naked now that would be more interesting perhaps with pics and info like is it true that guys always stand up close to other guys when taking a piss so they can compare dick size?

Now I know of this guy as he has a bit of a repertation, but we have never talked before and he asked me to add him as a friend ……………. Well he didn't a female did ………… er……….yes he was pretending to be a girl account, profile pic of girl etc ……..  and no I don't know why ………….. perhaps it is a guy thing………… but to use the account for sex talking?

But that would mean he could sex talk with other guys? ……..ick………….forget it I do not even wish to think of what sort of convos he would be having with horny guys on line ……….. So any guys out on Facebook planning to do this to get a date just remember on the first date not to wear too short a skirt or you will look cheap, and only let him remove your underwear after an expensive meal.

Well him being a guy my not know the rules.

Now why am I telling you my listening bloggersphere public about this?

Well BabyTurk has been telling everyone for months how sad he was as his wife or girlfriend has just died ….. but during our chat he says it was all a lie she is alive and that he just says that in was to get girls feeling sorry for him ………….. 

Well some guys will go a long way in trying to get a girl to drop her panties, but to say this so he can get them to  to give feeling sorry for you sex ……….well I find it a bit ……….. ick …………. Don't you?

Some of my friends say I should not tell people about this as he may get upset …………….. well all I can say is if he does not like me warning girls about him I can always publish the full convo we had ………… yes BabyTurk I did make a copy and you should think yourself very lucky I am not blogging it as your comments about how you have been taking advantage of girls on line would make very interesting reading to the girls involved ………………

As to other guys out there it is really not a good idea to brag and tell a blogger your dirty little secrets ……………….

As for the convo just because I am not blogging it for all to see does not mean I will not make it available to the girls you have listed as conquests

Look I am a vampire and not once have I said I was a nice vampire ………………… I don't do nice …………..

Forever Knight review by Lisa Lane is todays look at a TV Vampire series VAM04

This is Fun one and I can't remember it, strange as I know most vampire films  ……….er…………then I looked at the date ………1992 ………..yes, well unless it was shown before 7pm I would have been in bed at that age.











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Attached is my essay on Forever Knight, for Vampire Appreciation Month.  If applicable, please also include links to my website: http://www.cerebralwriter.com and links to my erotic horror vampire trilogy:

http://www.amazon.com/Darkness-Night-Blood-Coffee-ebook/dp/B001QXDV1U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1309735764&sr=8-2http://www.amazon.com/Darkness-Night-II-Cosmic-ebook/dp/B001V9LTD6/ref=ntt_at_ep_edition_2_4?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2http://www.amazon.com/Darkness-Night-Twins-ebook/dp/B002NU5LF4/ref=ntt_at_ep_edition_2_5?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2

No problem Lisa all your links shown and I for one am very interested in your Erotic Horror Vampire Trilogy and if you would like to send me them as paperback and signed I will review them for you, the same goes for anyone that writes funny vampire books I would just love to read them and will do a book review blog on them when finished.





Forever a Classic: Forever Knight



As a teenager in the late '80s and early '90s, I looked forward to very few television shows.    There were a handful good ones, but none as unique and entrancing as the short-lived cult hit, Forever Knight.  As a Canadian show, it came to the U.S. in second-run, during a less-than-prime day and time.  Still, those who found Forever Knight knew they had a gem, and its popularity grew despite its nonexistent PR here in the States.



Nicolas "Nick" Knight (a reference to his pre-vampiric years as a French knight) is an 800-year-old vampire now surviving in present-day Toronto.  Centuries of bloodlust have caught up with him, and now he wants nothing more than to find a way to redeem himself—save his obsession of finding some means of restoring his humanity.  Each episode follows Nick, now a homicide detective, through his endeavors to bring justice to others, while continuing to abstain from his own homicidal tendencies.  Often, his abilities (which include super speed, flight, hypnotic stare, and taking multiple bullets without going down) make the differences in his case, which he somehow manages to hide from his dense but good-natured partner, Detective Schanke.  Influences from his past, such as his companions of centuries ago, Janette (now a gothic night club owner) and Lucien LaCroix (a popular late night radio host who often talks directly, yet cryptically, to Nick in his shows), add further dynamics in the pull Nick feels between the two worlds.  The ignored sexual tension between Nick and medical examiner Natalie Lambert, the one human who knows Nick's secret, is poignant, Nick's realization of his lacking humanity forcing him to remain emotionally at a distance.



Nick experiences flashbacks throughout each episode, which take him back to his bloodiest days as a vampire (with Janette and La Croix), the flashbacks often showing some kind of parallel to the murder case he's working.  The flashbacks say a lot about his character, but his reactions in present day say even more.  With each case Nick closes, he redeems another piece of his past, and yet he knows redemption alone can't restore him his humanity.







When viewed against shows of today, Forever Knight might appear dated, the special effects a far cry from today's CGI and editing perfection.  However, it was the show's charm is what made it what it was.  For example, each episode typically ends with Nick drinking blood from a wine bottle in his living room, watching the sunrise on his television through cameras set up to show him the event real-time.  The characters are well developed, each affecting Nick in a different way, and his heroic efforts and strength of will are the characteristics of any good hero.





Forever Knight and the few works of vampire fiction I've encountered that exhibit this level of intelligence and depth are the inspiration behind most of my own vampire fiction.  After all, given all we know the vampire to represent, what good is vampire fiction if it is not written to inspire us about the human animal in all its potential beauty and ugliness?  Forever Knight captures both well.



What does your favorite vampire show say about humanity?



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A Look at Being Human UK Version by Denise Verrico VAM03

Hi Blood Suckers and Humans today we have a nice look at being human…er……………like why?

Ho you mean the TV show well that is ok, but I never did understand all this fuss over trying to fit in to human society ……………….. I tried it once and all it gives you is a pain in the butt, along with the certain knowledge that most humans would have been a lot happier if they had stayed up in the trees with the other apes.

So today we have Denise Verrico on Being human number three in the Vampire Awareness Month TV Reviews



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A Look at Being Human UK Version by Denise Verrico VAM03













Okay, so this vampire, werewolf and ghost share a house in Bristol… 

It sounds like the intro to one of those priest, rabbi and minister jokes, but it sets the stage for what is arguably the best supernatural TV series since Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 

I'm a self-confessed anglophile, having grown up on Masterpiece Theatre and Monty Python, and to this day my tastes run along that spectrum.  When BBC America premiered on US cable networks, I was beside myself with joy.  Yes, I was there on Saturday mornings watching Changing Rooms and late at night laughing at Graham Norton, and of course there were the Python marathons.

Being Human is the creation of Toby Whithouse, who my son and I like to refer to as "The British Joss Whedon".  Like Whedon, he's made some very well crafted supernatural and science fiction programs.  As well as creating Being Human, Whithouse is behind such successful British series as the current incarnation of Dr. Who and its spin-off Torchwood.  Oddly enough, the original premise of Being Human didn't include a supernatural element, but was simply supposed to be about three friends who buy a house together.  Luckily for us, Whithouse was inspired to add the paranormal to the mix.

Being Human premiered in the UK in January of 2009 and stars Aidan Turner, Lenora Critchlow and Russell Tovey.  So what sets this show apart from the glut of paranormal fare on television and film?  The answer is simple.  The show has heart and presents adult conflicts. 

I'm not a big fan of sparkly, YA paranormal romance.  I have nothing against it, but as an adult, I prefer entertainment that explores mature themes. That being said, this doesn't mean I prefer the over-the-top, cartoon sex and violence of some other supposed "adult" supernatural offerings.  The stories that grab me present real peril and grown-up conflicts for the characters.  I also like witty dialogue and offbeat humor, of which Whithouse is a master.

The fangs and claws must come out where vampires and werewolves are concerned.  Menace and horror need to be there to give their inner conflict resonance.  They must constantly struggle with their inner beasts.  Ghosts cling to this world, knowing that they will never know the joy of life again once they leave it.  This is the very thing that makes this show so great.  The theme is expressed in the title, Being Human.  The series' three protagonists desperately try to maintain their humanity in the midst of a cold, inhuman underworld.  Wow, isn't this a metaphor for all humans?  Aren't we all struggling day by day with challenges that can potentially chip away at our humanity?

Mitchell and George are close friends, working at a dead-end job as hospital porters.  The idea of a vampire and werewolf working in a hospital is in itself hilarious.  The show is often wickedly funny.  They take a flat together and find it is already inhabited—by a ghost named Annie who is thrilled because they are supernatural and can see her, where humans can't.  The three get on well.  Annie makes endless cups of tea.  They enjoy one another's company.  Even when George transforms on the full moon and trashes the house, "Oh, what'd I do, what'd I do?" the worst criticism Mitchell can muster is, "George, I'm sensing a trip to Ikea and you know my feelings on that."

Despite the humor, the show has a welcome dark edge that gives it bite.  Each of the three characters has an interesting inner conflict that entwines both through the supernatural and real-life elements.  These characters are in conflict with their own world and the world at large.  The trio's island of calm and source of strength is the deep friendship between the three of them.  No matter what these worlds throw at them, they will fight to protect one another.  They will literally go into hell (or least limbo) for their friends. 

First we have Mitchell, the vampire.  He looks in his twenties, but was made a vampire during WWI.  He's a bit on the scruffy side, definitely not your clean-cut Edward Cullen type.  Thank God.  Mitchell is sexy like a real guy is sexy.  He's handsome, yes, but also quirky, charming and there's that adorable hint of Irish accent.  Mitchell has the best intentions, but we all know where those lead.  His vampirism is likened to an addict on the wagon.  Aidan Turner plays Mitchell with a twitchy, nervous energy.  His on-the-edge-of-hysteria line deliveries and frenetic body language are indicative of someone fighting a losing battle with his addiction.

Mitchell's dilemma is that his penchant for preferring the company of humans and other supernaturals doesn't jibe with his fellow vampires.  In the first series, his nemesis is Herrick, leader of the local group of vamps.  Herrick is a slick vampire politician, recruiting his operatives among mortals in positions of power and influence.  He's even managed to get himself a place in the police department.  Herrick transformed Mitchell, but the younger vampire wants nothing to do with him or his plans for a vampire-dominated world.  

Series two finds Mitchell a reluctant leader of the vampire clan.  He embarks on a campaign to convert the others to his version of a twelve-step program for breaking the blood addiction of vampirism.  Needless to say, there is a lot of recidivism, notably from Mitchell himself.  When he falls off the wagon, he does it in a big way, resulting in a massacre of several mortals aboard a train.

 By the time series three rolls around, Mitchell is trying to escape the guilt of this horror, but the vampire powers-that-be see his act as proof of his efficiency as a killer.  They want him to work for them.  In the end, the pressures of Mitchell's struggles are too great for him, and he calls upon his friend George to ease his pain.

George the neurotic werewolf is my favorite character.  He's an average-looking guy, a bit of a geek, awkward in social situations and with women.  Then there's the matter of his "time of the month", one of the more humorous ways of referring to werewolf transformation I've heard.  In series one, George doesn't really know any other werewolves or even quite how he ended up with this curse.  All he remembers is being mauled and waking up a werewolf.  Finally he does encounter another werewolf, who shows him the ropes on how to transform safely and not devour innocent people every full moon.  George is looking for that perfect woman, and his peculiarity makes is difficult to say the least, but he meets a nurse named Nina and despite a love-hate beginning to the relationship, they soon become a couple.  However, it becomes increasingly difficult for George to conceal his problem from his girlfriend, and Nina finds herself in danger.

Series two presents more challenges to George and Nina's relationship.  A group of humans researching supernatural beings is using werewolves as guinea pigs in ghoulish experiments, and Nina is drawn into their web of deception. 

In series three, Nina and George learn they are parents-to-be and they are uncertain of the outcome.  When they encounter father and son werewolves, they hope to find an answer, but are met with mistrust because they cohabitate with a vampire.

Russell Tovey makes George so real that when those awkward moments come we cringe along with him.  His open face and puppy dog expression are perfect for the werewolf trying to make sense of his condition, a man who is so inherently decent at heart.  Aren't most of us like George at heart, even if we are better at keeping our geekiness under wraps?  Tovey gives a totally grounded performance that has us rooting for George's success and mourning along with him when he faces defeat. 

The final member of the trio is Annie, a ghost trapped between this world and the next, which presents itself as a series of mysterious doors that appear without warning. Annie is a good-intentioned meddler in the lives of her flat mates.  Sometimes her efforts are comical, but at her best she goes to battle against adversaries in her friend's defense.   Annie is the emotional heart of the friendship, the glue that holds it together, and she often pushes her reluctant flat mates to do the right thing, even if it seems inconvenient.

In series one, Annie is not sure how she died, except that she fell down the stairs of the house she shared with her boyfriend, Owen.   Owen has since moved out and rented the house to Mitchell and George and is involved with a new girlfriend.  Events eventually reveal just how Annie ended up tumbling down the steps, and she sets out to seek her revenge.

Annie learns more about what the doors mean in series two and even helps others to cross over to the next world, although she is still apprehensive of crossing over herself.  However, the power behind the doors is determined to pull Annie to the other side.

In the third series, Annie is trapped behind the doors and Mitchell, being already dead, crosses over to attempt to bring her back.  Tender feelings develop between them, but Mitchell is worried that his violent acts will repel her.

Lenora Critchlow plays Annie with great warmth and vitality, strange to think of in a ghost.  Far from being a wraith, she's voluptuous and sexy, bubbly if sometimes ditsy, but always the kind of loyal friend anyone would be glad to have.   All three actors have great chemistry and play off one another well.  Their tight ensemble strengthens the show.  It's fun to watch them interacting.

As you can tell, I'm a huge fan of this show.  I've been a sucker for supernatural stories since I was six years old and running home from school to watch Dark Shadows.  Every once in a while, one comes along that transcends genre and becomes a parable of human existence.  What is more compelling than a story about friends banding together to fight the forces of evil?  It's a recurring theme in mythology and literature.  When all around is dark, there's safety in numbers and three is a magic number.  Mitchell, George and Annie represent the best of being human.  If you haven't seen the show, give it a try.  You'll be glad you did. 







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BLADE TV Series is today's Vampire Awareness Month Special by Amy Mah (VAM02)

BLADE TV Series is today's Vampire Awareness Month Special by Amy Mah (VAM02)

As I am waiting on more reviews on vampire TV shows to arrive I may as well add this one tonight.

So to carry on with the Vampire Awareness Month ……….. Today you have me ……sorry but you do……… and my subject is Blade that evil criminal. 







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Blade the Series as viewed by Amy Mah (Vampire)

Here we have a dark blood thirsty murdering evil that walks the night in search of new ways of killing ………

……. Am I talking about vampires?

No, I am talking about Blade! This monster is a cross between Buffy and Van Helsing but on Acid!

He is very special as he is a day walker type of vampire, this is very rare, but does he use his great gift for good? No just for death and mayhem, which is dished out with such great pleasure, to both his own kind and humans?

He likes to kill with a sword as he says it is a good way to kill vampires ……

….. duh …Like it is a good way to kill most things in both the undead and living world the loss of a head is nature's way of saying goodbye to the need of visiting a hairdresser ever again.



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So that he does not need to drink blood he has a special drug that has to be injected regularly as takes away his blood addiction, one just wishes it would also take away his gross antisocial habits.

Ho yes the drug also make you vomit if you eat food so not someone you will ever wish to have a meal with.

Different from the films in the TV series he has two partners          er…..  well I say partners "Shen" is someone to help with weapons and whom he treats like a vampire pet, and Krista who when turned into a vampire looks to me more normal when she is not taking the drug ……………. Well she kills a lot less people when not on the drug, so I think perhaps it is the drug that makes her evil.

Like the time when two vampires were helping to drive her to a meeting and she just killed them without any real reason!

See evil, ……… What normal person would do something like that if they were not on drugs!





But then normal goes out the window when Krista has to go swimming in a pool of blood ……….. er…. how stupid is that? Just a way of letting everyone on the film set know she is female.

So the idea given of being nude is so she does not make the blood dirty? ……er……….Like would you like to drink it afterwards? And perhaps being the one that finds her pubic hairs in you mouth yuk     ………… and she was under the surface for like 10 hours …….without visiting the bathroom? …………. God she must have a bladder made of cast iron! And another reason not to risk drinking blood people have bathed in!

She must have been just sitting under the surface of the blood with her legs crossed as there is not a lot you can do in blood…………… it is way too sticky to swim in and it separates so quickly when it starts to congeal that you would need to brake the surface scab to let her out ……….

So this is a very good TV series about a mass murderer, someone that has nothing better to do but kill tax paying vampires and their human servants ………..sorry …ok he does not always kill the human servants…no sometimes he just gauges out the eyes!  ..  Er episode 12 – 13 …..for gods sake the now blind man was only an architect and all he was doing is designing a meeting house so why be so nasty? Look at the new jobs he had helped create on building construction sites and now he is blind.

Going back to Blade who is something like a born vampire who started out by just killing people for blood like a normal vampire and then turning the only people that befriended him into vampires leaving left them to be ostracized by the rest of the vampire world because of what Blade got up to by killing vampires for pleasure.

At this point we learn that all gang members that were his friends and have the same gang tattoos as blade has and when they meet up he kills them all!  Well that is not someone I would like to have as a friend on Facebook.

Apart from the normal day to day killings he is kinda pissed off with the House of Chthon but never quite sure why as it is a very good vampire business which supports the arts and local politics, the manager of the House is a turnling called Marcus he is mega cute and without the drug Krista enjoyed being bedded by him on a number of occasions, at least once while Blade watches! The Pervert!!

The ending of the series is good but needs a second series hopefully showing a great and glorious permanent death of blade so that we can all sleep a little easier in out coffins.

Review By:  Amy Mah, Vampire, Blogger and Author of "Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire"

BLADE - The Series

Blade TV series trailer

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Amy Mah  Author of "FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire" http://www.fangsrule.com     is a new and very funny author who writes and blogs  http://amymahvampire.blogspot.com/  about life as a modern teenage vampire trying to put up with both humans and fellow vampires........... The author Amy has been transformed into a manga character and her real image has been changed into the wonderful images you will see in her books and this is all anyone has seen of what she looks like in real life, this may sound strange but then all you see of: A listed celebrities are photoshopped pics in magazines.

We are not saying she is really is a vampire but it is just very hard to take her photo and sometimes bites people.

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BLADE TV Series is today's Vampire Awareness Month Spec...

BLADE TV Series is today's Vampire Awareness Month Special by Amy Mah (VAM02)

As I am waiting on more reviews on vampire TV shows to arrive I may as well add this one tonight.

So to carry on with the Vampire Awareness Month ……….. Today you have me ……sorry but you do……… and my subject is Blade that evil criminal. 







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Blade the Series as viewed by Amy Mah (Vampire)

Here we have a dark blood thirsty murdering evil that walks the night in search of new ways of killing ………

……. Am I talking about vampires?

No, I am talking about Blade! This monster is a cross between Buffy and Van Helsing but on Acid!

He is very special as he is a day walker type of vampire, this is very rare, but does he use his great gift for good? No just for death and mayhem, which is dished out with such great pleasure, to both his own kind and humans?

He likes to kill with a sword as he says it is a good way to kill vampires ……

….. duh …Like it is a good way to kill most things in both the undead and living world the loss of a head is nature's way of saying goodbye to the need of visiting a hairdresser ever again.



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So that he does not need to drink blood he has a special drug that has to be injected regularly as takes away his blood addiction, one just wishes it would also take away his gross antisocial habits.

Ho yes the drug also make you vomit if you eat food so not someone you will ever wish to have a meal with.

Different from the films in the TV series he has two partners          er…..  well I say partners "Shen" is someone to help with weapons and whom he treats like a vampire pet, and Krista who when turned into a vampire looks to me more normal when she is not taking the drug ……………. Well she kills a lot less people when not on the drug, so I think perhaps it is the drug that makes her evil.

Like the time when two vampires were helping to drive her to a meeting and she just killed them without any real reason!

See evil, ……… What normal person would do something like that if they were not on drugs!





But then normal goes out the window when Krista has to go swimming in a pool of blood ……….. er…. how stupid is that? Just a way of letting everyone on the film set know she is female.

So the idea given of being nude is so she does not make the blood dirty? ……er……….Like would you like to drink it afterwards? And perhaps being the one that finds her pubic hairs in you mouth yuk     ………… and she was under the surface for like 10 hours …….without visiting the bathroom? …………. God she must have a bladder made of cast iron! And another reason not to risk drinking blood people have bathed in!

She must have been just sitting under the surface of the blood with her legs crossed as there is not a lot you can do in blood…………… it is way too sticky to swim in and it separates so quickly when it starts to congeal that you would need to brake the surface scab to let her out ……….

So this is a very good TV series about a mass murderer, someone that has nothing better to do but kill tax paying vampires and their human servants ………..sorry …ok he does not always kill the human servants…no sometimes he just gauges out the eyes!  ..  Er episode 12 – 13 …..for gods sake the now blind man was only an architect and all he was doing is designing a meeting house so why be so nasty? Look at the new jobs he had helped create on building construction sites and now he is blind.

Going back to Blade who is something like a born vampire who started out by just killing people for blood like a normal vampire and then turning the only people that befriended him into vampires leaving left them to be ostracized by the rest of the vampire world because of what Blade got up to by killing vampires for pleasure.

At this point we learn that all gang members that were his friends and have the same gang tattoos as blade has and when they meet up he kills them all!  Well that is not someone I would like to have as a friend on Facebook.

Apart from the normal day to day killings he is kinda pissed off with the House of Chthon but never quite sure why as it is a very good vampire business which supports the arts and local politics, the manager of the House is a turnling called Marcus he is mega cute and without the drug Krista enjoyed being bedded by him on a number of occasions, at least once while Blade watches! The Pervert!!

The ending of the series is good but needs a second series hopefully showing a great and glorious permanent death of blade so that we can all sleep a little easier in out coffins.

Review By:  Amy Mah, Vampire, Blogger and Author of "Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire"

BLADE - The Series

Blade TV series trailer

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Amy Mah  Author of "FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire" http://www.fangsrule.com     is a new and very funny author who writes and blogs  http://amymahvampire.blogspot.com/  about life as a modern teenage vampire trying to put up with both humans and fellow vampires........... The author Amy has been transformed into a manga character and her real image has been changed into the wonderful images you will see in her books and this is all anyone has seen of what she looks like in real life, this may sound strange but then all you see of: A listed celebrities are photoshopped pics in magazines.

We are not saying she is really is a vampire but it is just very hard to take her photo and sometimes bites people.

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Night Stalker TV Series is today's Vampire Awareness Month Special by Sarah Glenn (VAM01)

Night Stalker TV Series is today's Vampire Awareness Month Special by Sarah Glenn (VAM01)











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Hi ……….all………. Now as if you did not know it is Vampire Awareness Month ……….. er you didn't? ………..Well it is so shut up and listen ………….. by the Gods are you humans are so slow at times …………. huh………

I have something special for you today and over the rest on this month …………… reviews of Vampire TV shows …….some we have loved, and some if I could only locate the director I would show him what real fangs look like up close!  

Today's review is by Sarah E. Glenn who has a B.S. in Journalism from the University of Kentucky. She's held a number of entirely unrelated jobs since that time: art intern at the billboard company, NCIC operator for the Lexington Police Department, and teaching assistant in medical terminology. She likes to write mystery and horror stories, especially when they include a sidecar of funny.

See her Web Site: http://www.sarahglenn.com/ Sarah is the author of  "All This and Family, Too". 

"All This and Family, Too" is the story of a lesbian vampire who moves into a gated community and discovers the true meaning of horror. Will she survive the experience with the mixed blessing of a loving but dysfunctional family?   http://tinyurl.com/ATFTamazon



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Kolchak: the Night Stalker

In 1972, a TV movie grabbed my imagination and wouldn't let go. Its name: The Night Stalker. The main character, Carl Kolchak, is a reporter covering a series of murders in Las Vegas. During the investigation, he discovers clues that the suspected killer is a vampire. He is skeptical at first, but becomes a True Believer by the conclusion of the film and takes the vampire down alone, at great risk to himself.

Kolchak was inconveniently thrown out of Las Vegas in the first film, so the second TV movie starring this unusual hero was set in Seattle. No vampire this time, but the second film was so successful that a television series was born. In the series, Kolchak set up house in Chicago with his editor, Tony Vincenzo. Vincenzo was his editor in the films, too, which makes you wonder how good Kolchak was when he wasn't chasing monsters - or if something else was going on there.

Kolchak: the Night Stalker was my "absolutefavoritegottasee" show during its run from 1974-75. Kolchak, with his often-damaged tape recorder, never-ready camera, and dumb-looking straw hat was the perfect hero for a girl who wanted to go to Duke for a degree in parapsychology. Carl (given name Karel as per the Jeff Rice book) wanted to explore the paranormal - and offer proof to everyone else. Alas, the latter was always denied. I loved Darren McGavin's voiceovers, giving us the story of each monster - and each victim. They were always so much more convincing than the schemes he used to wangle his way into crime scenes and out of trouble with Vincenzo.



The vampires, like the other creatures in the Night Stalker series, were not like the werewolves, witches or vampires in today's popular fiction. They were true monsters, inhuman creatures with human form. They preyed on their victims without remorse or angst. About the only thing they have in common with modern paranormal heroes is that many of them were good-looking. 

I dearly loved the show, but my major beef with it was Kolchak's tendency to go after the monsters he chased during their time of greatest power. Usually, this meant after dark, during the full moon, etc. Didn't he realize that this was a great way to get killed? After spending some years writing, though, I've realized that stopping the monster was not his first objective - getting the story was. Stopping the creature was a bonus, but often connected to self-preservation. Just like a reporter...

The series lived for only one season, but the legend of Kolchak continues. Copies of Jeff Rice's book and the videos of the two TV movies can be had, but at an exorbitant price. An anthology was released a few years back with various authors' versions of Kolchak stories. The Night Stalker is cited as one of the inspirations for the X-Files television series, and this was acknowledged in 1998 when Darren McGavin came on the show as FBI Special Agent Arthur Dales, the first agent to investigate what became the "X-Files". In 2005, ABC tried airing a new Night Stalker series, but it was an enormous flop. It just wasn't the same without McGavin. I hear that a film version with Johnny Depp may be in the works, but people think Johnny Depp is going to play everything.



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Its legacy for this author? I didn't get a degree in parapsychology, but I did get one in journalism. The major focus of my writing has been the occult and paranormal, including vampires. I call it fiction, but you never know...  







Sarah E. Glenn

Author of "All This and Family, Too" http://www.sarahglenn.com/



Thank you Sarah   



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Having Sex at Lunch time can be Dangerous

The problem with humans is that they all look alike …I'm sorry but they do, now I am lucky in that I have lived with humans so can spot the little differences …..er like skin colour …………. And number of legs …..er…………. perhaps that is with werewolves …………. Anyway there are differences.





It is soooooooooo easy with us Vampires as like werewolves we can smell all we need to know in seconds from 100 feet down wind.





Male of Female ………....who the Female belongs to and if the Female is near to coming on heat……………





…………if a Male is fertile and if he already has the scent of mating on him   …  ………  …what nest they belong to……… ………….How strong they are ………. .





All just normal stuff which I just can not understand how humans can survive without. 





A Male knows that if he has the scent of another Female on him ……..which of course he has every right to have ……….. He is in his full rights to have sex with as many Females that will let him……………………





……..it is just that if he has the scent of another Female on him when he comes to you in the night………





………… which of course as he again has every right to do ………



Well it is just that when or maybe even if he wakes up in the morning …………..



………..he may discover his breeding days are permanently over due to the fact that all the sex made you very hungry in the night and you have bitten something of his off as a snack………….. Just by accident you understand ……





…and nothing at all about the fact of having another female scent on him ……





which as I said he has every right to have…..… and well every Male Vampire or human should know that it is never a good idea to roll over after he has finished satisfying his needs, without so much as a grunt of thank, you or offering to sleep on the damp patch……….. as is his right ……… and then start snoring leaving a Female still hungry in more ways than one ……………………





I sometimes think this is the only reason why Male vampires want to sleep with human girls……………..





 …. Well I think it is just perverted for a Male vampire to want to have sex with his lunch!   ………it is just so yuk ………… it is like a human male wanting to have sex with a ham sandwich!   …………. Yuk Yuk Yuk …………. What one can discover on the web  ………… 





Sex For Food - MOTS TV

A Bra and Thong? No I'm Wearing Sexy Helsing Underwear

Hi Its Summer and you can tell by the warmer rain  ………….so ……….all good vampire girls take a look inside the wardrobes to see what can look good when the weather gets better for an innocent (cough, cough ) walk in the night air.…………so having a look at my bullet proof vest ……or should I use the correct term Body armour………...yes of course I have one !!!!! …….silly!...............a girl has got to be prepared hasn't she………….











No it is not like the big things you see on TV that say CNN along with the words Press on them in large letter just so people from Fox News know who to shoot at……(a joke before they sue me) …. When they say they fight for the stories it is True!!







The press ones look so thick they could stop a tank shell and makes the reporter look fat ……..they come in media camouflage colours which means Black with large letters in white saying TV ………..PRESS ……………..  So if a rival new company does not get you then it will be the government troops or rebel forces that will. 





Mine is unisex and I got it before I found out about wearing sexy Helsing underwear ………….. er……….. Want to know about my underwear?  ……….hhehehehehe    …………. Then you should have read my book! …..some of it is illustrated ….heheheehehe







It is unisex and white and fits under the clothes ……….. White …..ok so its brilliant white… my idea is that you can take it off and wave it to surrender ………but no they say it is to make it not noticeable ! …..







…...NOT NOTICEABLE !!!!  well if you were wearing an overcoat then maybe ……….. but it is big thick and flattens ones boobs, not hard to do in my case but still, so extremely flattening but not in a nice way   ………….. It is held on with Velcro's straps and buckles, the inner layer is breathable with lots of holes to stop one sweating in it………….





Sorry my Aunt always says girls do not sweat ………….. Horses sweat ………Men perspire and Women glow……………. So when I try it on in the summer I am glowing like a Horse………….. er………………the armour plating comes out via zip pockets and you can wash the jacket on a low setting if it gets too smelly.







And just because it says Designed for Comfort on it does not mean it is ……and besides if I wanted something designed for comfort it would be a bra and not body armour!……to put it on it goes over the head and the straps tie it together …………….ok  ok .so once it is on its ok…………. It's just that I no longer look like a girl …if I was a little flat before…..I am now very FLAT …far flatter than any sports bra and without the advantage of looking like you are at least trying to get fit.







FBI agents may be able to put a jacket over it but I suggest a jumper that way you can try and put a tissue stuffed bra over it to give you back some sort of famine shape………….. er………. it is heavy ……… the weight is taken by the shoulders but it is still heavy .







I am told it is good against knife attacks and can take up to a 9mm bullet………. Huh as it I'm going to test it out by standing anywhere some is shooting at me ! …………… it may not be comfy but heck you try sticking a stake in me and you will soon discover that this girl is one smart cookie ………………









Humans are so stupid at times ………look we have seen all the horror films just like you have …………..and we know about how you want to kill us …………..

Hell he will have one silly look on his face after trying to stake me! …………..

er………well not for long as the mention of stake always makes me hungry…………..and ho just look I have now found my evening meal standing in front of me with a blunt stake and a silly look!

…………………. Human = Stupid ………………..



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Removing your Panties for the first time with a Guy

OK I know it is a bit personal but you have to admit it, we all have one because we are Female, Guys have something different that says look I am a boy but we girls all have something hidden under our panties that says we are Female and can breed.



Ok so it's kinda personal and we all know they may all look slightly different in shape and size not that anyone would know unless we remove our panties and normally by that stage in a relationship with a guy he has long gone past caring what it looks like.



Yes being a female vampire the family brand is located on either your left or right hip and tells the world you are a girl and what family owns you and what rank you are in the Nest.















Family brands can be so tacky looking, mine looks like a pink bat like and just who would come up with having a bat as a secret family sign, and what's so secret about a family sign when you're Aunt buys you a jumper designed with a large pink bat across your chest.











As to being Secret! Everyone knows us as the Pink Bat Family! I have pink bat earrings I even have little pink bats on my underwear! What does my Aunt think I am, Five!?





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For Gods Sake let me Shoot someone

For Gods Sake let me Shoot someone



Look I know the only reason you human exist is that god created you as a never ending food supply for us vampires ……but everyday I look out at you humans I wonder just how you hope to survive with such limited intelligence …………. If it was not for the fact that you breed faster than some viruses you should have died out long ago.

Now with my human qualifications I think I have only a couple of jobs open to be, er…………. Well with my personality a hitman or assassin would be fun and the money is good plus I would get to play with boys toys ……



Look the weapons are manufactured and sold all around the world for assassins to kill people with so don't try and tell me it is not legal ……………  it has to  be legal or the governments would not let them be made now would they?

…… and judging from the Hollywood films it is quite ok to kill people as long as you do it for the good of the stars and stripes and Momma's apple pie …………. Hell if the money is good then I am all in favour of Momma's apple pie type assassinations.

My other qualification? Well with my knowledge on religions I could start a religious war ……why? Well why not ….er…………ok God told me to …………….. see that was easy, just think how many people get killed in gods name …………….god of love…….hah!!    

In the news they say we have to be careful not to upset Pakistan as they have lots of extremists that kill in the name of god , …….see what was I just saying………

In that case lets upset more people today lets have a go at Pakistan.

Words and names

The word PAKI , from پاک (pak, "pure, holy, immaculate, chaste, undefiled

The abbreviation Paki acquired offensive connotations in the 1960s when used by British tabloids to refer to subjects of former colony states in a derogatory and racist manner. In modern British usage "Paki" is typically used in a derogatory way

Not sure why the "I" got added but add (pak, "pure, holy, immaculate, chaste, undefiled

To the word Stan which I believe must mean "land of" so Pakistan must mean land of the Paki ………..

Or Pakistan means ……………Land of the Pure

Well then it may be taken as derogatory but it is correct and so to change it you should change the name of the country…….well it is a new country with a new religion so no harm in changing the name.

And when changing the country think about changing the name of the capitol …………look you were owned by the British for a long time you should know that in English it is not a good name.

Islamabad is so not a good name to have with American pronunciation due to how it sounds in English ………….. Now at a guess "Abad"  or  "Bad" mean town or city or such like, so to have that name you will naturally have it pronounced as Islam-is-Bad no don't blame American pronunciation as you picked the name not us.   

Now don't worry I'm not raciest I can't be I'm not white and everyone knows only white people are raciest  ……………..hehehehehehe ..but it is true I do not care what race or colour you are if you are doing something stupid someone should tell you and it may as well be me ………

I often frighten people on facebook when I bring up a subject and they say we can't talk about that it will upset people………… why all I said was I come from a culture that is older than most and has stood the test of time ………… well I think this year is 4007 so when I point out that a new religion is a little odd when it has to teach its followers how to wipe their bottoms …………. Look it is true …………which hand to use and the number of wipes……………….. Hell just print a leaflet and hand out in the maternity wards  ……………… if not try and look for more intelligent followers ……..if they don't know that kind of personal hygiene by Kindergarten give up on them they are a lost cause.

Why am I the only person talking about this? Surly I can't be the only one to see how stupid this all is ………

……….. Honestly sometime I think humans should take tests before they are allowed to have children and not just the practical !!!!!.





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