Glueing a cat & wiping your bottom with mud

Glueing a cat to the floor & wiping your bottom with mudMy blog stats tells me that someone found my blog by a search on: .......... should i soak my feet in clove oil?.................. er like how can that find me, i have never soaked my feet in clove oils let alone blogged about it  If cats are so cleaver why did mine just as I have stepped into a nice refreshing bath have to step on the dayglow yellow 8 ft long ant glue trap i had made !!!! the fighting he did to get free meant 5 foot of it attached itself to his body and he left a lot fur behind when he finally Brock free, and the noise he made in trying to get free meant me having to wrap a towel around a dripping body to try and find out who was starting a war in my caves living area ! ......... so I Have discovered that I can glue a cat into place with something that still ants just walk off it .....Now as you should all know by now I normally have more knowledge on religion, cults and weird beliefs than most people, no mater what stupid religion you have I probably have waisted a lot of my life writing a paper on it..It is so sad …someone as logical as me has qualifications in make believe ……….. like what job is there for someone that knows should a Shia swallow or spit out a fly which lands in their mouth (the answer is spit out).Me of all people know in great detail all the major stupid beliefs along with gods and deities over the past 10,000 years ……………which do I follow? Huh why not them all that way I just pick the bits I fancy and I do like the one religion where a virgin girl can piss on the head of a priest ……………… look I don't know how or why, perhaps he is laying down and he is starring up her dress …………….. I don't make the rules ,…..just laugh at them.In my great extended human linked family were must have nearly all religions apart from Judaism, Rastafarian and Scientologists ……………………… hence I know the rules and such crap ………………. Well it is easy I just ask a family member ….we have everything from the happy clappers of middle America to Muslims ………………. This is why I call people  stupid when they say I must hate all the people of one religion or another as I say such bad things about the religion, er….No it's the stupid religions on their own, the people can be quite nice. As you may have guessed I dont follow a religion .........unless the gods look hot and have the good manors to say thank you afterwards.Readers of my blog will remember me saying about the hate mail I get from Muslims saying I hate all Muslims ……………. Er ……..and I answer "well not the ones I am related to, but if I have to start a hate list then you can be on the top OK"   I have read lots of books of gods and if I have to pick a god then Thor is my ideal …he is  blond and stupid and with a large weapon ………… sign………… yes that sounds like a god to me.For fun I put questions on facebook ……………… well everyone should have a hobby and apart from ripping peoples heads off I love to point out why religions are so funny:This is what I posted on facebook tonight So here is a question to all you Muslims out there in FB land..........

......Islam as a male religion has rules that say you must wipe your bottom with your left hand .......but being female we would also like to wipe somewhere else and as far as I can find out Muhammad did not know females would want to do this as it does not seam to be in any rules anyone know what the current rules say? ...................................... and do Sunni have the same fly rule as Shia?



The answer in Islam is as follows

Q. . How to perform Istimja after urination?

Ans. After passing urine, its drops should be dried with clean mud, then washed with water.

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In the part of Asia I was born, it's the hose pipe……..one should hold the hose pipe in ones right hand and wash with your left ………………….  Believe me when I say that after the age of 2 I have never ever had the urge to stick mud between my legs !!!!



Ho yes this is the kind of stuff we had on the discussion tonight between me and others ……I have removed names so not to upset people but they were freely placed on my FB public wall:

Jews like Abraham were happy with the one god they had  at the time

Christ was a Jew .......had to be as he was born in a Jewish country and you have to be what you are born as ......... that is why Muslims can not stop being Muslims ............... and why as a free thinker it does not make sense as it sounds more like a punishment to force a religion onto a child..................

If you had been born in Israel it would be very likely that you would be Jewish ................ so religion is an accident of birth

but religions such as Islam would not allow the freedom of choice if they did then no one would be Muslim until they were an adult and could decide for themselves and then only having a knowledge of other religions ..................

Allow me to tell you this: Islam was one religion only, after decade, some Muslims were really affected by death of Hussain, for politician reasons...then they branched from sunni which is known Shia (supporters)..... so most of Shia rules are not true and most of them are made up...

Many mullahs in Islam discuss whether or not women have souls. It doesn't say that they do in the Koran. Mohammed had many wives, including one who was only 14 (or even younger) when he was an old man. Women can be stoned to death for adultry, but men never are. Allah u Ahkbar !!!





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