Amy Mah's Blog, page 49
May 13, 2011
A Vampire Kiss is like Hot Chocolate Dripping over Sensitive Skin ………
A Vampire Kiss is like Hot Chocolate Dripping over Sensitive Skin ………
Todays Title? Well I am feeling hungry
I Love having my book read…………. ………… look that is important to a writer ! …look if you don't understand that forget about reading the rest of what I am saying.
A writer writes to be read ………ok maybe it is only read by ones Mom ……….but that still counts. ………….. and when you have a reader talk about things in your text, you just want to jump up and tell them ……….but alas the book has to stand on what it has in it without the author supplying a hot line to readers asking things like …………..How many pints of blood does a human body contain ……………….
Er……well at High School I was told 8 – 9 pints but it must so depend upon the size of the person ….er…..doesn't it? ……………….
Look all I know is that suck it too fast and you get hiccups and the films are rubbish on draining a body …………… well after 6 pints you really need to wander off and take a piss and what vampire film ever tells you that details ?
I also love it when readers say about the not so nice side of vampires and trying to look for redeeming characteristics or are portrayed as sympathetic Characters ……… and not finding them in my world ……… Er ….no not in my world!
Well I have never said vampires are nice ……………. Pointing out genocide, murder and slavery is not nice………… er……..it so depends upon the culture and time you live in, and with a different species it is best not to look too close at the bad bits as sometimes its like looking into a mirror.
Genocide: killing off of vampires unsuitable for the vampire gene pool ………….. Well it is a cultural thing in a vampire world and just look about the human world for nasty things done in the name of culture………….. and it is none of your business ok.
Murder: killing of humans can not count as they are a different animal and if the type of killing is normal in a vampire society then it is not murder ……think about it ……………humans have an army of solders which have to kill an enemy in time of war………to protect you………….are they committing murder in your name? …………….
And so killing within a vampire society will have to follow the rules of that society and can only be called murder if that is what the society calls it ……….execution by the state………… justified homicide …………….. self defence ……… for similarities again look about the human world.
Slavery: Undead turned vampires are a subclass and treated well …..we never call them slaves as such more like servants ………… they are Undead! …………. We are their masters and mistresses because we turned them ……………… they are Ex-human ….like being dead but still walking about ok? ………………. And the females are normally very happy for the sexual advances of a male …..Haven't you ever watched a vampire film? ………………
Personally I think Necrophilia is a bit of a perversion myself but with undead female vampires that does not seam to stop males Human or Vampire…………….. perverts !!!!
I love one reader that says: that even if I say I love my maid, it is apparent that I act superior to her in everyway ………………….
Er……like she is undead and has been for the past 40 years …………..A live in maid ………… we supply all her blood needs ……plus a see-through nightdress without underwear……. She tells me she is quite happy and ……….well do you really wish me to set her free?....... and let her …….out into the human world to kill nightly for her blood needs ………. like she is either a maid, an undead vampire maid or she is a human culling machine set on full slaughter mode…………..
Besides if she is out killing humans every night just who is going to run my bath and scrub my back? ……..see you did not even think of that did you ………humans are so uncaring at times !!!!
Want to know more? Then why not go out and buy my book,
FANGS RULE By Amy Mah
Http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Female Vampires - Queen of Seduction – Eve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_2g0G9_pQ&feature=related
Todays Title? Well I am feeling hungry
I Love having my book read…………. ………… look that is important to a writer ! …look if you don't understand that forget about reading the rest of what I am saying.
A writer writes to be read ………ok maybe it is only read by ones Mom ……….but that still counts. ………….. and when you have a reader talk about things in your text, you just want to jump up and tell them ……….but alas the book has to stand on what it has in it without the author supplying a hot line to readers asking things like …………..How many pints of blood does a human body contain ……………….
Er……well at High School I was told 8 – 9 pints but it must so depend upon the size of the person ….er…..doesn't it? ……………….
Look all I know is that suck it too fast and you get hiccups and the films are rubbish on draining a body …………… well after 6 pints you really need to wander off and take a piss and what vampire film ever tells you that details ?
I also love it when readers say about the not so nice side of vampires and trying to look for redeeming characteristics or are portrayed as sympathetic Characters ……… and not finding them in my world ……… Er ….no not in my world!
Well I have never said vampires are nice ……………. Pointing out genocide, murder and slavery is not nice………… er……..it so depends upon the culture and time you live in, and with a different species it is best not to look too close at the bad bits as sometimes its like looking into a mirror.
Genocide: killing off of vampires unsuitable for the vampire gene pool ………….. Well it is a cultural thing in a vampire world and just look about the human world for nasty things done in the name of culture………….. and it is none of your business ok.
Murder: killing of humans can not count as they are a different animal and if the type of killing is normal in a vampire society then it is not murder ……think about it ……………humans have an army of solders which have to kill an enemy in time of war………to protect you………….are they committing murder in your name? …………….
And so killing within a vampire society will have to follow the rules of that society and can only be called murder if that is what the society calls it ……….execution by the state………… justified homicide …………….. self defence ……… for similarities again look about the human world.
Slavery: Undead turned vampires are a subclass and treated well …..we never call them slaves as such more like servants ………… they are Undead! …………. We are their masters and mistresses because we turned them ……………… they are Ex-human ….like being dead but still walking about ok? ………………. And the females are normally very happy for the sexual advances of a male …..Haven't you ever watched a vampire film? ………………
Personally I think Necrophilia is a bit of a perversion myself but with undead female vampires that does not seam to stop males Human or Vampire…………….. perverts !!!!
I love one reader that says: that even if I say I love my maid, it is apparent that I act superior to her in everyway ………………….
Er……like she is undead and has been for the past 40 years …………..A live in maid ………… we supply all her blood needs ……plus a see-through nightdress without underwear……. She tells me she is quite happy and ……….well do you really wish me to set her free?....... and let her …….out into the human world to kill nightly for her blood needs ………. like she is either a maid, an undead vampire maid or she is a human culling machine set on full slaughter mode…………..
Besides if she is out killing humans every night just who is going to run my bath and scrub my back? ……..see you did not even think of that did you ………humans are so uncaring at times !!!!
Want to know more? Then why not go out and buy my book,
FANGS RULE By Amy Mah
Http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm
Female Vampires - Queen of Seduction – Eve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_2g0G9_pQ&feature=related
Butt Raping Werewolves
Butt Raping Werewolves
Everyone knows the joke about butt raping werewolves! er…..well until yesterday I for one did not …………..
It goes something like this ………two werewolves making out in the woods and the male wolf get too excited and misses where things should go …..so producing a very surprised howl from his bitch ………………. Followed by a very high pitched howl from him the male upon discovering the opposite end of his love has some very sharp teeth………
Well it went something like that …………..and well I did not think it that funny anyway.
Look being a vampire you humans are a complete mystery to me at times ………… well you do so many odd things that as a vampire we can think that culling some of you is a good idea just to help clean up your gene pool.
It did get me thinking and well I do get strange questions pop up in my head .... things which people do not talk about ....... mostly it just proves I'm a bit too innocent ...but heck when i don't know something ..like why cant I ask? ok.... why would a guy want to have anal sex with a girl.......... er......what's the point?
With another Guy then ok that sounds like the only choice but with a girl? …is it their aim is so far off to miss? ……………. Look it they need help ask the girl or better still order a map of the body off goggle, I have seen tattoos on girls which point to the right location…………. Are guys that stupid?
It can't be as nice as where nature intended and probably would be painful without lubricant, …………….. the normal place of entry must be more enjoyable for both parties.
True it must be one of the safest forms of safe sex ………….not if that is a great concern to most guys as nine months later they are not the ones that get a delivery that did not arrive via the post office.
The reasons I have been given so far …………are …..well ………….. a little odd.
1. A Guy says he likes it that way.
My Answer: He is Gay and is pretending that the girl is a guy……….. ick…….
2. A Guy says he likes it tight ………….
My Answer: He has a very small Dick and would slip out of the normal place.
All in all I think these reason given by a Guy would be a very good reason for a girl to dump him fast with a box of tissues as a parting gift as she goes and finds a normal guy …………….
Everyone knows the joke about butt raping werewolves! er…..well until yesterday I for one did not …………..
It goes something like this ………two werewolves making out in the woods and the male wolf get too excited and misses where things should go …..so producing a very surprised howl from his bitch ………………. Followed by a very high pitched howl from him the male upon discovering the opposite end of his love has some very sharp teeth………
Well it went something like that …………..and well I did not think it that funny anyway.
Look being a vampire you humans are a complete mystery to me at times ………… well you do so many odd things that as a vampire we can think that culling some of you is a good idea just to help clean up your gene pool.
It did get me thinking and well I do get strange questions pop up in my head .... things which people do not talk about ....... mostly it just proves I'm a bit too innocent ...but heck when i don't know something ..like why cant I ask? ok.... why would a guy want to have anal sex with a girl.......... er......what's the point?
With another Guy then ok that sounds like the only choice but with a girl? …is it their aim is so far off to miss? ……………. Look it they need help ask the girl or better still order a map of the body off goggle, I have seen tattoos on girls which point to the right location…………. Are guys that stupid?
It can't be as nice as where nature intended and probably would be painful without lubricant, …………….. the normal place of entry must be more enjoyable for both parties.
True it must be one of the safest forms of safe sex ………….not if that is a great concern to most guys as nine months later they are not the ones that get a delivery that did not arrive via the post office.
The reasons I have been given so far …………are …..well ………….. a little odd.
1. A Guy says he likes it that way.
My Answer: He is Gay and is pretending that the girl is a guy……….. ick…….
2. A Guy says he likes it tight ………….
My Answer: He has a very small Dick and would slip out of the normal place.
All in all I think these reason given by a Guy would be a very good reason for a girl to dump him fast with a box of tissues as a parting gift as she goes and finds a normal guy …………….
May 11, 2011
Having a Goddess help sell your Virginity
I think you could get away with it if you did not have the pic of the Goddess on her butt!........ as you are sitting on the goddess face..............
She could even have the image on the front of the bikini as the goddess would either protect a girls virginity or make sure she gets a good price for it .............. Well everything is a saleable commodity ..................
Now to rearly upset things how about having a range of Under Shorts for Gay Guys with pics of Christ Or Mohamid
on them..................
Why I say undershorts and not swimwear is that with swimwear there would be lots of blood on the beech and with Undershorts by the time one guy has asked another guy to remove his pants .........pics of a god would be the last thing on his mind....................
Click below for story:
http://www.mydaily.co.uk/2011/05/10/lisa-blue-swimming-costume-causing-outrage-among-hindus/
She could even have the image on the front of the bikini as the goddess would either protect a girls virginity or make sure she gets a good price for it .............. Well everything is a saleable commodity ..................
Now to rearly upset things how about having a range of Under Shorts for Gay Guys with pics of Christ Or Mohamid
on them..................
Why I say undershorts and not swimwear is that with swimwear there would be lots of blood on the beech and with Undershorts by the time one guy has asked another guy to remove his pants .........pics of a god would be the last thing on his mind....................
Click below for story:
http://www.mydaily.co.uk/2011/05/10/lisa-blue-swimming-costume-causing-outrage-among-hindus/
May 10, 2011
What is Wrong with Wearing Real Fur and Blood Diamonds?
What is Wrong with Wearing Real Fur and Blood Diamonds?
As I have said it many times you humans are an odd lot, ………
Just what is wrong with wearing real fur and blood diamonds? You are normally so keen on killing members of your own species why get so hot and bothered over killing animals to wear real fur …………like have you felt how soft mink is…………sigh………………
And as to blood diamonds if fashion models can forget even being given them ………forget being given diamonds !!!!! …….they must be over paid! ......... So why can't an author have some? I would remember and even thank you afterwards………… look send it with the mink coat and save on postage.
Do I wear animal skins? Of course I do !!!!
I have shoes and gloves made from Cows,…. er…………. Pigs, Goats, Crocodiles and Cows have died for my bag collection ………….. but it is ok to kill them as they do not look cute like a mink…………. Cute!!! The little blighters would take your fingers off given half a chance…………. And you eat the meat ………….. ok …just when has anyone eaten Crocodile? Er……Thought not.
A Vampire should dress well in smart clothes normally all tight black leather and expensive gems as the humans we attack appreciate being eaten by a well dressed vampire wearing 50k of diamonds.
Me? ............... Well I have to suffer hunting in jeans and a tee ………. Look do you know how hard it is to get blood out of a white tee? No? …… well it is hard work !!!!
And jeans may look cool but are not comfy when you get all bloated…………..
Why don't guys suffer from getting bloated? Any girl can tell you the need to undo the top button on the jeans or live with the idea of the maker's label being permanently embossed onto one tummy.
Undead vampire have it easy they live on just blood and adsorb it into the body where as being a living vamp after 7 – 8 pints of blood not only am I bloated but in desperate need to take a piss and do you care ……..heck no all you are interested in is going out trying to protect those darn finger eating mink !!!!
You remember people saying you can get a app for everything well take a look at this!!!
http://www.mydaily.co.uk/2011/05/10/iphone-app-iaugment-breast-enlargement/
May 9, 2011
Black Religious Transvestite Politician Discovered Wearing Women's Cleavage Panties on FaceBook during Underage Sex Scandal
Have you noticed that Newspaper headings are never fully what the article printed is about, it is all about just grabbing some ones attention with shocking words and it is a disgusting way to get readers…………..
My page title? …..er …..well I am going to be talking about race .. and religion …… well……………… ok, ok, ok just how come you think I get so many hits on my blogs! …………… My best ever Blog title for number of views so far was on I did on Buying Cleavage panties as it had a photo of a girl wearing a pair……………… huh …………… all my words of wisdom and all you guys want to do is ogle girls butts and before you start moaning about the title just think why you came to this page…..hehehehehehhe
Well here I am blogging to the world about my exciting life as a real living vampire …….exciting? huh !
Well let me tell you it is nothing like the films …………….. before I was discovered I lived with my human aunt and life was so hard for a cold blooded bloodsucking denizen of the night ……………… like not being able to go out after dark because it is a school night ! ……………… not that I am cold blooded which was pointed out to me by a doctor when I foolishly told him I was undead ……………. Yes I now know a beating heart is a good hint of being alive …………………. But I was young ok so now shut up !!
Vampires come in different sorts ………Undead and Living …….well of course we do and if you want to know more then you will need to read my book!
As a Race of animals you humans are odd and that is ODD in capitols, it is no wonder you were put on this earth by God as a free food supply for us.
Human females can get pregnant and they are not even on heat !!! what sort of odd animal are they…….all females must be on heat to conceive, so to be on heat permanently just shows what a immoral species humans are!
Go back to the trees you sex mad apes!
As we vampires are so no lived we only need to come on heat once every 10 or 20 years, ho we can have sex anytime but like normal creature only conceive when on heat.
As vampire girls our parents notice when we start to come on heat for the first time ..er…..well you know we kinda get a little snappy with them at that time for no reason and well the bitting chunks out of doors and decapitating the postman are just extra tell tail hints…………..
Normally parents just lock a girl in a padded room for a few days at this time and really cleaver ones also make it sound proof.
Its not funny ! as I said you humans are the odd creatures only a few weeks ago I asked a perfectly normal question on Facebook only to have all kinds of strange comments come back.
I mean it was such a simple question all I said was if God wanted guys to be missing a foreskin then they would have been born without one
………………….. and if wrong about what God wants guys could end up being banded from Heaven for having a mutilated body.
OK lets go back a few thousand years and listen in ……….. Like there they are standing in the desert, listening to Devine commands coming down in a booming voice to the loving and devoted followers
"OK WE HAVE COVERED DIET ……………….AND YES I DID WARN YOU STOP EATING THE UNICORN ……………. YES I KNOW IT WAS TASTY BUT NOW IT IS EXTINCT AND I HAVE LOST THE DESIGNS ……………… SO NOW JUST LEAVE THE POOR PIG ALONE WILL YOU!"
Well that sounds all very normal but …………………. What about this
"I NEARLY FORGOT, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY LITTLE JOKE LAST WEEK WHEN I SAID ALL MALES SHOULD CUT A BIT OF THEIR DICK OFF……………. HO, HO, HO, ……………….. ER WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID NOT THINK IT WAS A JOKE?! ……….. OPPS SORRY ……………
Now if the above has not got you all asking God to strike me down I had better finish of with a couple of word definitions for you……………..
PRAY, v
To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthySCRIPTURES, nThe Sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
May 8, 2011
Read for your Future With Amy Mah Vampire
My Interview with Read for your Future1.) Why did you Decide to write this book?
It all started when my publisher Nicholas Reardon of Reardon Publishing was looking for authors to write some paranormal novels, he wanted something funny and wanted a new undiscovered author, he even put little adverts on sites such as goodreads.What was needed was a book with a new take the Vampire story and that is where I came in, the way I wrote the book is that I am living in this wonderful crazy world, so you get to know the world from my reaction to it.Take a look at my blog and step into my world
http://amymahvampire.blogspot.com/
2.) How did the cover come about?
The front of the book has the title in dripping blood and shows me as a 18th century dressed vamp in a graveyard, where as the back is in modern clothing, designed by The Manga Artist Heby Sim and I think she has done a wonderful job of it.
3.) So what is your next project and can you tell us anything about a sequel to Fangs Rule?
My next project is a book called "The Night Eternal" and tells the story of my life as a teenage vampire, Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire hints at what a strange world I live in and with my next book all the hints are explained as you will follow me slowly making my way in a world where biting someone can be a sign of affection!
4.) Do you have a daytime job or are you a writer full time?
Sometimes I feel that Facebook is my unpaid fulltime job, but I do other things until I can become a world famous and rich full time author.
5.) Do you read a lot and If so what?
Yes a lot…………… and I mean a lot my mind is always active and so I need a good book to relax with, it could be a funny vampire book or something deeper like the Art of War by Sun Tzu
6.) How did you learn to be a vampire? Were you taught?
Now you really do need to buy my book as it will explain all of this to you ……hehehehehe
Amazon has it As does my own website for vampires: www.fangsrule.com
Ok here is a taste of what being a vampire is like:…………….. Being A vampire sounds like it should be a cool thing to be as a teenage girl, like sleeping during the day and enjoying a night life with friends, huh……. no one warned me that it also meant having to suffer Teenage hormones for so long! I am stuck at a 16, yes 16 and the years may pass but I am the same age! Frozen in time until my so called loving vampire family think I am mature enough to let me grow up.
Being a vampire should be fun, I am a blood curdling denizen of the night and yet my Aunt paints my bedroom pink yes pink! And buys me underwear in the same yuck colour but with little bats on!!! as if I was 6!
And as to the rules, so many rules, and vampire uniforms! Guys have long fancy cloaks that they are always tripping over and as to the girls uniform, it is a 18th C Nightdress!
The old male vampires expect a girl to walk about wearing just a see through nightdress with no underwear on!! as if that is ever going to happen, they have really seen far too many horror films! And the next one to suggest it to me will get a very hard bite!
Life as a teenager is normally a living hell but even more so when you have fangs. The world is just out to get me, and not just by people trying to stake me because I have better teeth than they do!
One last thing. We ask all our guest authors Do you collect anything personally? Well I have lots of vampire books and films but as to collecting well yes Anime films, I just love watching anime films and have hundreds so it must be a collection, I am sure it is where I get my very strange humor from.
Thank you sooo much Amy for taking the time to stop by our Read for your future website. I hope this interview has peaked your curiousity to get the book to learn more about being a vampire.
Our review will be posted soon. Im waiting for the space to post it so that it gets recognition. If you love vampire books then pick this one up to add to your collection. It is in mine!
Having Sex with Male Slaves and Donkeys
Having Sex with Male Slaves and Donkeys
I was told I should not talk of sex, religion and politics in my blog as it does not sell books………….. heck…….well without those headings my blogs could be very empty
Today I was asked my opinion over things like racism, …………Yee gods why me?
I used to worry that being a blood drinking vampire and nicely dressed denizen of the night was ….well could be a little …..er………….odd sounding
But not anymore..Ever since I joined Facebook I now know I must be one of the sanest people on the planet! ………… Yee Gods are there some odd people on Facebook ……and when I say odd I mean ODD !!!!! ……………. Er…………if you are one of my friends on facebook ……….look I don't mean you……… it is all the other we talk about when they are not on the wall.
Ho yes and some of the nicest friendliest guys can normally be found in satanic groups, do not worry about the strange demonic names they have, as most are real gentlemen when it come to chatting with girls.
So back to the subject in hand………….Talk about race?.....Like Do I really need any more hate mail? And yes I do get hate mail !!!
Some Guy on facebook I was warned about that I will not say his name ………hell I wont …………. His name is "Hass"……… he had his named account frozen by FB for harassment and bad language or so I'm told by people that know him, he said it was hacked in to and taken over by someone else well he sneaked back it with a new account he shared with another guy …..friendly er?...........
I was advised to block this new strange account after getting some very odd and colourful language ………… er that means lots of swearing about me and my blog….
Foolishly I later unblocked him after a friend asked me to and for my troubles got a selection of page long messages almost in the form of death threat ranting on about me being a Lesbian Muslin hater and how my book should be used as toilet paper ………but not put so politely ……………….. well he could create his own dictionary of swear words …but a few when going over 4 letters could do with using a spellchecker. ……….
So it just goes to show first impressions do count ……………
Well as being an author a reputation could be damaged if this sort of crap gets beyond the FB complains dept so I may as well tell the whole world here and now and come clean:
1. I am not a lesbian ….which could be why I blog about my lusts concerning Tall Rich Blond Guys…….sigh………..but I do not have anything against people's sexual preferences ….
……….well unless he is a Hot looking Rich Tall Bond Guy that I then discover is Gay …………. But my reaction is more on the lines of bursting into tears over the loss of yet another possible boyfriend than any other complaint……………….. ok, ok, ok, I admit it I do moan about one gay guy I know ……………… he keeps rubbing it in that he cooks far better than I do ……………….. and ……so just because it is true ……. There is no need to rub it is …………….. I would say something to him over his rudeness but ……….well ……….. I still want him to invite me around for meals!
2. As to being a Muslin hater ……………… er…………. I think if people take a look at my past blogs I kinda treat all religions the same …………
I don't care how devout a person says they are, or how may times they pray during the day if they then go out and kill innocent women and children in the name of any god I do not have the tendency to like them………sorry I can help it ………. But it is them personally and not their skin color or faith ……………..
Look I will say the same to all followers of Judaism, Christianity and Islam ………read the commandments ……….there is no get out clause under the line saying Thou Shalt Not Kill ……………..
Perhaps some holy books have an extra bit added in ball point pen giving a sub clause saying that this does not cover killing people daring to eat chicken on a night of a full moon during a mouth with a R in its title ………………..
Is it just me or does anyone else worry about some of the wording, things like
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
COVERT?
Is Covert an old word meaning to have sex with? As I can understand a God being a little pissed over someone screwing a neighbours male slave or donkey …. Well its so rude………. That's only what you do after winning a war……… .but for the life of me I am at a loss of any perversion about people having sex with houses………….. but then who am I to judge ….and well God says don't do it anyway………..
So lets see what comments I get on todays blog………………..
Ho yes please take a look at the famous face Book Song :
I was told I should not talk of sex, religion and politics in my blog as it does not sell books………….. heck…….well without those headings my blogs could be very empty
Today I was asked my opinion over things like racism, …………Yee gods why me?
I used to worry that being a blood drinking vampire and nicely dressed denizen of the night was ….well could be a little …..er………….odd sounding
But not anymore..Ever since I joined Facebook I now know I must be one of the sanest people on the planet! ………… Yee Gods are there some odd people on Facebook ……and when I say odd I mean ODD !!!!! ……………. Er…………if you are one of my friends on facebook ……….look I don't mean you……… it is all the other we talk about when they are not on the wall.
Ho yes and some of the nicest friendliest guys can normally be found in satanic groups, do not worry about the strange demonic names they have, as most are real gentlemen when it come to chatting with girls.
So back to the subject in hand………….Talk about race?.....Like Do I really need any more hate mail? And yes I do get hate mail !!!
Some Guy on facebook I was warned about that I will not say his name ………hell I wont …………. His name is "Hass"……… he had his named account frozen by FB for harassment and bad language or so I'm told by people that know him, he said it was hacked in to and taken over by someone else well he sneaked back it with a new account he shared with another guy …..friendly er?...........
I was advised to block this new strange account after getting some very odd and colourful language ………… er that means lots of swearing about me and my blog….
Foolishly I later unblocked him after a friend asked me to and for my troubles got a selection of page long messages almost in the form of death threat ranting on about me being a Lesbian Muslin hater and how my book should be used as toilet paper ………but not put so politely ……………….. well he could create his own dictionary of swear words …but a few when going over 4 letters could do with using a spellchecker. ……….
So it just goes to show first impressions do count ……………
Well as being an author a reputation could be damaged if this sort of crap gets beyond the FB complains dept so I may as well tell the whole world here and now and come clean:
1. I am not a lesbian ….which could be why I blog about my lusts concerning Tall Rich Blond Guys…….sigh………..but I do not have anything against people's sexual preferences ….
……….well unless he is a Hot looking Rich Tall Bond Guy that I then discover is Gay …………. But my reaction is more on the lines of bursting into tears over the loss of yet another possible boyfriend than any other complaint……………….. ok, ok, ok, I admit it I do moan about one gay guy I know ……………… he keeps rubbing it in that he cooks far better than I do ……………….. and ……so just because it is true ……. There is no need to rub it is …………….. I would say something to him over his rudeness but ……….well ……….. I still want him to invite me around for meals!
2. As to being a Muslin hater ……………… er…………. I think if people take a look at my past blogs I kinda treat all religions the same …………
I don't care how devout a person says they are, or how may times they pray during the day if they then go out and kill innocent women and children in the name of any god I do not have the tendency to like them………sorry I can help it ………. But it is them personally and not their skin color or faith ……………..
Look I will say the same to all followers of Judaism, Christianity and Islam ………read the commandments ……….there is no get out clause under the line saying Thou Shalt Not Kill ……………..
Perhaps some holy books have an extra bit added in ball point pen giving a sub clause saying that this does not cover killing people daring to eat chicken on a night of a full moon during a mouth with a R in its title ………………..
Is it just me or does anyone else worry about some of the wording, things like
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
COVERT?
Is Covert an old word meaning to have sex with? As I can understand a God being a little pissed over someone screwing a neighbours male slave or donkey …. Well its so rude………. That's only what you do after winning a war……… .but for the life of me I am at a loss of any perversion about people having sex with houses………….. but then who am I to judge ….and well God says don't do it anyway………..
So lets see what comments I get on todays blog………………..
Ho yes please take a look at the famous face Book Song :
May 7, 2011
Sex er cise ........... and having a healthy body
Sex er cise how to keep your body in prefect readiness for that special night out
Now as you may know we Vamps have our own website ……… well it stops us having to talk with the food ……….. well it is off putting ……… you trying chatting to a cow then order a nice juicy steak ……………..
Anyway ……………. What happens on our sites like FangBook and Fangpages ….mostly what happens on your human sites …….I'm a girl so the usual question is will you send me a pic of your boobs…………. Ok ok ……..it is not always like that sometimes it is ……………I LOVE YOU !!!!! so will you please send me a photo of your boobs …………….
I blame breast feeding myself ….yes I do ……..something like that must have done something to a guys mind ………….
And as to questions guy ask like ……..…What are your boobs like?................ just how is that a question to ask a girl………. so to answer the question once and for all ……….
I have two ……….they are on my chest and mounted in the traditional horizontal way as they are side by side …………… and unless it is cold they do very little on their own …….. Surprisingly I can go for hours at the time forgetting they are even there.
My girlfriends all tell me this is very normal and they get the same questions and requests for photos………..
So my little story for to day which links to the video click at the bottom of the page …….yes….yes…yes………ho god yes……… you must see it…………… a new training program to lose weight in a very ..very..very …sexy way !!!!!!!!!!!
Going back to fangbook when guys show interest in me I normally ask them to prove it and this one guy did……..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... he sent me a photo of his best feature…………. HMG …….I am still blushing ……….. must be twice the size of any normal guy !!!!!! …………not that I am an expert you understand………. No please do not get me wrong size does not mater to a girl ………it is personality .er………a caring heart ………..or in my case a very large bank balance along with uncontrollable urges to give me expensive jewelry ………….
But when I told my girlfriends and they all demanded to see it ……………….. er…...only for interest you understand ………….that's all ………….. ok………. And I was correct from the …………… sighs ……and screams……… and other exclamations which I wont go into here…………. It was bigger than any of them had ever seen before ……….not that that interests and girl you understand……….. but heck…………..he should now discover a sudden influx of girls asking to be his friend on Fangbook ……well he also has one hell of a cute butt………
Yes as a guy he has some of the largest FANGS I have even seen ………….. any girl would be happy if their boyfriend was so gifted in the fang department……
http://www.break.com/index/jimmy-kimmels-hottie-body-workout-2013856
…….yes….yes…yes………ho god yes……… you must see this lose weight in a very ..very..very …sexy way !!!!!!!!!!!
Before I forget anyone that has promised to do a book review, please contact my publisher Reardon Publishing: email: Reardon@bigfoot.conm and check it you are on the mailing list
Now as you may know we Vamps have our own website ……… well it stops us having to talk with the food ……….. well it is off putting ……… you trying chatting to a cow then order a nice juicy steak ……………..
Anyway ……………. What happens on our sites like FangBook and Fangpages ….mostly what happens on your human sites …….I'm a girl so the usual question is will you send me a pic of your boobs…………. Ok ok ……..it is not always like that sometimes it is ……………I LOVE YOU !!!!! so will you please send me a photo of your boobs …………….
I blame breast feeding myself ….yes I do ……..something like that must have done something to a guys mind ………….
And as to questions guy ask like ……..…What are your boobs like?................ just how is that a question to ask a girl………. so to answer the question once and for all ……….
I have two ……….they are on my chest and mounted in the traditional horizontal way as they are side by side …………… and unless it is cold they do very little on their own …….. Surprisingly I can go for hours at the time forgetting they are even there.
My girlfriends all tell me this is very normal and they get the same questions and requests for photos………..
So my little story for to day which links to the video click at the bottom of the page …….yes….yes…yes………ho god yes……… you must see it…………… a new training program to lose weight in a very ..very..very …sexy way !!!!!!!!!!!
Going back to fangbook when guys show interest in me I normally ask them to prove it and this one guy did……..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... he sent me a photo of his best feature…………. HMG …….I am still blushing ……….. must be twice the size of any normal guy !!!!!! …………not that I am an expert you understand………. No please do not get me wrong size does not mater to a girl ………it is personality .er………a caring heart ………..or in my case a very large bank balance along with uncontrollable urges to give me expensive jewelry ………….
But when I told my girlfriends and they all demanded to see it ……………….. er…...only for interest you understand ………….that's all ………….. ok………. And I was correct from the …………… sighs ……and screams……… and other exclamations which I wont go into here…………. It was bigger than any of them had ever seen before ……….not that that interests and girl you understand……….. but heck…………..he should now discover a sudden influx of girls asking to be his friend on Fangbook ……well he also has one hell of a cute butt………
Yes as a guy he has some of the largest FANGS I have even seen ………….. any girl would be happy if their boyfriend was so gifted in the fang department……
http://www.break.com/index/jimmy-kimmels-hottie-body-workout-2013856
…….yes….yes…yes………ho god yes……… you must see this lose weight in a very ..very..very …sexy way !!!!!!!!!!!
Before I forget anyone that has promised to do a book review, please contact my publisher Reardon Publishing: email: Reardon@bigfoot.conm and check it you are on the mailing list
May 6, 2011
Eva's Sanctuary: Guest Post with Author Amy Mah Vampire
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Literary R&R: Review - Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to being a Vamp...
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