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August 21, 2015
Little Girl EXTREMELY AGITATED About The Black Bears Ruining Her Backyard Pool
Who the hell invited you guys?!? And who said you could play with my toys!?! [via BroBible]
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Easy Shrimp Stir Fry Recipe — Dinner Idea #6
Easy Shrimp Stir Fry Recipe Cook up brown rice. While that’s cooking heat some vegetable oil in a large skillet. Add a lb of cleaned shrimp and 3 cloves chopped garlic. Cook until pink but don’t overdo it! Meanwhile, I use a bag of frozen stir fry veggies and I half defrost them in the […]
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Easy Shrimp Stir Fry Recipe — Dinner2Night
Easy Shrimp Stir Fry Recipe Cook up brown rice. While that’s cooking heat some vegetable oil in a large skillet. Add a lb of cleaned shrimp and 3 cloves chopped garlic. Cook until pink but don’t overdo it! Meanwhile, I use a bag of frozen stir fry veggies and I half defrost them in the […]
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Parenting Tip #293 — Remember You’re Not As Old As You Look
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No One Showed Up For This Little Girl’s Birthday — Thankfully The Internet Saved The Day
The other day I discussed the power of the Internet in the story of the little boy studying on the street. One simple photo went viral and the kid is set up academically, for life. Here’s the Internet working in a completely different way and saving a little girl from having a really terrible birthday. […]
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August 20, 2015
Little Boy Cries On First Day Of School And It’s 100% This Newscaster’s Fault
The first day of school brought mixed emotions for many students, including 4-year-old Andrew Macias, who spoke to us on his way to pre-kindergarten on Tuesday. When we asked Andrew if he would miss his mother during his first day at City Terrace Elementary School, the young man firmly said, “No.” He paused a second […]
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Would You Be Mad If Your Kid Turned Vacation Videos Into A Rap Video Like This Kid? Because I’d Love Him For It
This kid took his family vacation videos and turned them into a sick rap video. How could anyone be mad? Alright, that mom might be mad, especially since people are going to yell “slow down!” at her for the rest of her life. [via BroBible]
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How To Keep The Kids Busy So You Can Take A Dump In Peace
The killer is on the other side of the door and our hero, the side of his face pressed against the exit, listening for movements before WHAM the axe protrudes from the center of the passageway. The hero backs away and contemplates his options. The window is a dead end. There are no other routes of […]
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August 19, 2015
Bean Burrito Recipe — Dinner2Night
Bean Burrito Recipe Cook 1 cup brown rice. When done mix in 3/4 c salsa and set aside. Rinse a can of black beans and add salt and the juice of a lime. Preheat a griddle or any pan really and spray with cooking spray. Lay out 5-6 whole wheat tortillas. Spoon the rice, beans, […]
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Remember The Photo Of The Young Boy Doing Homework Under A Street Light? His Life Just Got Way Better
Not long ago, the photo of a little boy studying on a street corner late night made the rounds online. I even shared it on my Facebook page and remarked how some people are born to succeed even in the worst circumstances. Website way more important than this one did some digging and discovered the […]
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