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Woman Couldn’t Have Children So Her 51-Year-Old Mom Had A Baby For Her

We ask a lot of our parents and they, hopefully, always deliver. This mom LITERALLY delivered in the most amazing way possible. Here’s the backstory from ABC News: Mandy Stephens and her husband Jamie couldn’t wait to get pregnant after marrying in 2013, but they had trouble conceiving and opted for in vitro fertilization. Stephens […]

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Are You Ready For Some Football…And A Newborn?!?!

Nathan Stupar is a linebacker for the Atlanta Falcons and the father to a newborn baby girl. Each week (or as often as he can)..

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Help! I Got A Bad Haircut And It Just Keeps Getting Worse

The damage was done and it's over a month later and I'm still recovering from a bad haircut. Unsure of what to do with my new bowl, I reached out to...

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Kid Recreates Titanic Using LEGO And Probably Sunk His Family Savings

This time-lapse video of a kid recreating the Titanic using LEGO is pretty amazing until you stop to think how much it probably cost for this kit, or, to collect all of the bricks necessary to build the “world’s most unsinkable ship.” According to the official LEGO website, this monster would run about $300 but […]

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20 ‘Total Dad Moves’ I Haven’t Done Yet — But It’s Only A Matter Of Time

These are total dad moves, and while I haven't done most, it's only a matter of time. Because...we're powerless to stop the progression from man to "dad."

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5 Parenting Behaviors People Need to Get Over, Like, Now

But by and large, parents are unduly criticized for things like these and people need to just get the hell over them.

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14 Perfect Kindergarten Books To Prepare Your Kid For The Big Day

To prepare him, and us, we bought a few books about starting kindergarten and preparing for kindergarten. For him, not for us.

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10-Year-Old Goes Into Open Heart Surgery With Only One Concern And It’s Pretty Damn Adorable

Ivan Applin’s heart had several holes. The issues started from birth and the holes grew larger as he got older.

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There Are Two Words You Should NEVER Say In Front Of This Baby

and they're not "rectal thermometer."

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You’ll Never Make A Kid’s Birthday Cake Better Than This TRANSFORMING Optimus Prime Cake So Just Don’t Bother

Just uggggghh to this Optimus Prime cake. A 6-year-old boy’s dreams came true when he ambitiously asked his parents for a Transformers birthday cake. But this isn’t just your average Optimus Pastry. YouTube user Russell Monro and his wife teamed up to make their kid a cake that actually transforms. Using a 3D printer, Monro […]

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