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August 26, 2015
Photographer Snaps Gorgeous Photos Of Kids During Their ‘Technology Free’ Summer
Since 2012, Polish photographer Izabela Urbaniak has been snapping photos of her kids, nieces and nephews during their summers spent in the countryside.
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August 25, 2015
Turkey Chili Recipe — Dinner Idea #7
This easy turkey chili recipe is a perfect dinner idea for cold winter nights or lunches after shoveling a foot of snow.
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One Of The Fastest Rising Baby Names Is From Star Wars And No It’s Not Baby Fett
What's one of the fastest rising baby names in the galaxy? Not sure, but, this name is a popular new baby name thanks to Star Wars fans.
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Meteorologist Pregnant With Twins Posts Epic Response To Viewers Calling Her ‘Sausage In Casing’
People get slightly worked up about the appearance of their local newscasters. Seriously. I’ve heard people hate on anchormen and anchorwomen for haircuts, the way they roll their Rs and for predicating bad weather only to have clear skies (or vice versa). I’ve even seen people yell out “asshole!” at newscasters while watching at the […]
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4 Pair Of Yoga Pants Under $20 That’ll Hide The Extra Helping Of Mac And Cheese You Had At Dinner
So you had a bad eating day. And you went a little crazy on the Velveeta Original. Like, you had to make a whole new pot for the rest of the family crazy. When you start feeling like your food baby may start rumors around the carpool line about an actual baby, yoga pants come […]
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August 24, 2015
Men, If Your Future Wife Allows You To Do This To The Wedding Cake, You Marry The Hell Out Of Her!
Congrats to Kia and Billy for a) getting married and b) compromising on the most awesome wedding cake of all time. Very often couples have very varied views on what their wedding cake should look like and it is challenging to incorporate both aspects of their requirements into one creation. But instead of trying to […]
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4-Year-Old Wiffle Ball Player Has More Swagger Than Half Of Major League Baseball
Good gravy! Not only does this kid have a sweet swing but that’s the most fantastic home run reaction of all time. Unfortunately, if he tries that shit in any organized league above tee-ball he’s going to get a pitch to the face the next at bat. MORE SWEET SWINGS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET Some wedding […]
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August 22, 2015
Married Couple Tired Of In-Laws Begging For Grandkid So They Posed For New Baby Photos With Their Puppy
Married couple Matt and Abby got new puppy. Australian photographer Elisha Minnette tagged along for the ride, because, well who the hell doesn’t want to go get a puppy? Communists, that’s who! Communists and people who use spray butter! On the trip, the couple confided in Elisha that they were getting a ton of pressure […]
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August 21, 2015
PLEASE LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE BABY PRINCESS LEIA AND HER AWESOME SPEEDER BIKE!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! This! We all remember the iconic chase from Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, in which Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia evade Imperial Scout Troopers thanks to their 74-Z Speeder Bikes, zipping through the forests of Endor as their foes’ bikes explode fantastically against the towering trees behind our Rebel heroes. As a tribute […]
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How To Turn Your Kitchen Into Marge Simpson’s Inner Sanctum
Canadian couple Marcia Andreychuk and Joel Hamilton got bored with their kitchen so they made a few upgrades and turned it into the kitchen from The Simpsons. Oh Homie, it’s so homey. For more kitchen inspiration, check out our food section.
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