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This Toddler Trying To Put Tennis Balls Away Is My Life In A Nutshell

This is me. Every day. Just trying to hold it all together. When life gives you tennis balls, feel free to throw them right in life’s fat face.

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25 Comments Parents With Older Kids Need To Stop Saying To New Parents

I need to thank all the parents who have given me good, sound advice. Not only are you a beacon of hope in my life, but you are also a diamond in the rough, because many, many other parents are complete dumbasses. Or, perhaps they have just forgotten what it’s like to have little kids, […]

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Parent Gives Teacher Perfect Gift To Apologize For Her Pain In The Ass Kid

A Redditor wanted to apologize for her “rambunctious” little one by gifting the kid’s teacher with this amazing bottle of vino.

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Toddler Debating With Mom About Naptime Makes Many Valid Points While Using Zero Words

Hard to argue the kid's logic.

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Mom Sets Up Hidden Cam And Finds Out Exactly What Dad Does With The Kids When She’s Not Home

Rujeana, the mother of two children decided to setup a camera of her kids in the living room. The idea was to setup a camera so their Grandma can see their kids doing cute things. Instead, she found out how her husband takes care of the kids when she isn’t there. Yup, this pretty much […]

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This Baby Has One Rule When You’re In His Car And It Concerns The Radio

He loses points because of Pitbull but, seriously, for a second there didn’t it look like he was about to give mom a real stiff warning? For more useful and not-so-useful parenting tips: Subscribe to the website Follow on Facebook Follow on Tumblr Follow on Pinterest Follow on Instagram

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This Little Girl Is Better With A Barbie Fishing Pole Than Most Fishermen With Hundreds Of Dollars In Equipment

Avery is absolutely excited about catching this 5 pound bass and so are the makers of this Barbie fishing pole because their profits just TRIPLED!

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27 Reasons Why Every Mom Wishes Her Best Friend Lived Next Door

You wouldn’t have to drive nine hours with crying children just to see each other for a day or two during which you spend the majority of time trying to appease the crying children. Wine night would not end with you having to take an Uber, you could just stumble over the fence. Because when […]

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Ryan Reynolds Told A Sad Story About Being A Celebrity Parent That’s Making Me Want To Punch A Stranger

It’s not easy being a parent but throw in the fact that Ryan Reynolds is more third most famous Reynolds on earth after Burt and Wrap and a story like this will make you feel for the guy and want to punch people. In his October GQ cover story, Ryan Reynolds told writer Zach Baron that someone […]

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This Is A Land Rover…For Kids…And It’s Awesome

Your children may never have the chance to own a brand new Defender when they grow up, but thanks to this pedal car from Land Rover, you can give them one now…

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