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November 1, 2015
Sign Says ‘Please Take One Piece Of Halloween Candy’ But Maybe Mom Can’t Read?
There was supposed to be enough Halloween candy for most of the neighborhood kids. That’s until this mom came along and helped herself to everything except the front door. No comment from me but one of the YouTube commenters said it best — “Don’t worry, diabetes will take care of her.” I think my favorite […]
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Sign Says ‘Please Take One Piece Of Candy’ But Maybe Mom Can’t Read?
No comment from me but one of the YouTube commenters said it best — “Don’t worry, diabetes will take care of her.” I think my favorite part was when the kid tried to walk away because he knew what they were doing was wrong but NOPE…momma said take more. NEXT: A Special ‘Thank You’ To […]
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October 30, 2015
I Saved Hundreds Of Dollars At Disney World Doing One Thing Differently And Everyone Should Try It
I used Uber from the Orlando Airport during a trip to Disney World and saved a ton of cash. It's not legal, really, but there's always a way around that...
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October 29, 2015
A Special ‘Thank You’ To The Snake Who Made Me Scream In Front Of My Son
I don’t know the species of the snake but it was the kind that turns a normal day into a memorable event. He wasn’t afraid of it at all. He jumped, at first, out of sheer surprise (or maybe it was my girlish scream at spotting the serpent) but then assumed a catcher’s stance and […]
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October 27, 2015
Parenting Tip #296 — Remember To Manage Expectations
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October 26, 2015
This College Kid Makes Solid Money Helping Strangers With The One Job All Their Friends Say ‘No’ To
Kid Really Gets Into The Halloween Spirit By Filling His Shorts With Candy Corn During Scary Story
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” “Want me to stop?” “No, no, keep reading.” Typical kid. For more useful and not-so-useful parenting tips: Subscribe to the website Follow on Facebook Follow on Tumblr Follow on Pinterest Follow on Instagram
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October 25, 2015
These Are The 9 Best Books For Dads-To-Be
Looking for the perfect books for dads-to-be? Look no further than these nine great reads for the guy who’ll be a dad in no time… 9 Best Books For Dads-To-Be Rich Dad Poor Dad: What the Rich Teach Their Kids about Money That the Poor and Middle Class Do Not! The advice that dads traditionally […]
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October 23, 2015
These Are The ONLY Times It’s Acceptable To Go To A Bar Alone
October 22, 2015
We’ve Found The Next Great Piano Player Of His Generation
Oh he's good. Very good.
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