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It’s Time To Control Your Ear Hair Because Women Find It Disgusting

I couldn’t stop staring. It looked as if he spent the morning shoving a toupee down his ear canal, but alas, some just wouldn’t fit. He wasn’t and old man so this wasn’t a scenario of the geriatric and half-blind gent just missing a couple sprouts of ear growth.

Author Of ‘The Game’ Explains In New Book ‘The Truth’ How Being Able To Get Any Woman Almost Ruined His Life

Neil Strauss has a super power. He wasn’t born with it. He didn’t mutate or trip into an errant gamma ray. He honed it, crafted it and mastered the unearthly ability until it became second-nature. Strauss has the ability to fly in (figuratively) and sweep any woman off her feet.

Every Single Song In Your iTunes Library Can Be Traced Back To This Historic City

Flip through your iTunes library right now and choose your top ten favorite classic rock songs of all time. Your music library is full of the same iconic rock bands as the rest of civilization — from Zeppelin to Van Halen to the Beatles, Cream and Petty and his heartbreakers. Toss a few of your absolute favorites into a mini-mix for this coming weekend.

5 Comments EVERY Parent Loves to Hear

The people who write the “5 things not to say to a parent”-type articles are such assholes. Or so I was told after I wrote this blog along those lines last week. I get it, folks. You don’t want to be told what you can’t say. After all, this country was founded on the freedom […]

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Baby Has Adorably Confused Reaction To Meeting Twins For The First Time

Imagine the initial reaction from the father of the twins.

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Parenting Tip #295 — Remember It’s About Being Accountable

#parenting #parenthood #funny #dad #gross A photo posted by Message with a Bottle (@messagewithabottle) on Oct 16, 2015 at 12:19pm PDT For more useful and not-so-useful parenting tips: Subscribe to the website Follow on Facebook Follow on Tumblr Follow on Pinterest Follow on Instagram

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I Can’t Stop Staring At These Amazing Photos Of Homeschooled Kids Living In The Mountains Of New York

Photographer Rachel Papo moved to upstate New York in 2010. In the early days in her new inhabitance, Rachel noticed many of the local kids were homeschooled. This led to an idea, a Kickstarter, and now, a pending book. Here’s Rachel’s story: As criticism of the U.S. education system grows among parents, so does the […]

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5 Must-Haves For Every New Dad

You’re a new dad. Your world has turned upside down — but in a good way. It’s easy to turn it right side up by taking control again but you’re going to need a little help. That’s where these five things come in handy — they’re the must-haves for every new dad. From apps and […]

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This Baby Can’t Stop Laughing At His Favorite Movie Scene Acted Out By Terrible Actors He Calls ‘Parents’

And the Oscar goes to this kid for faking it. For more useful and not-so-useful parenting tips: Subscribe to the website Follow on Facebook Follow on Tumblr Follow on Pinterest Follow on Instagram

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DIY Halloween Costumes For Kids That Won’t Make Them Hate You In Ten Years

Long gone are the days of plastic smocks and characters masks but DAMN how I miss those things. DIY Halloween costumes for kids are now the rage...

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