Chris Illuminati's Blog, page 19
September 17, 2015
7 Statements That Will Piss Off A Parent Who Is Venting
Parents need to complain a little. What we DON’T need are people who respond to our woes with snarky reactions like these...
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September 16, 2015
Little Girl Leaves A Note For Her Adult Crush That’s Both Adorable And Slightly Chilling
We've all been in love with the older man or woman, especially during our formative and horny years, but few of us could ever cop to it the way this little girl did.
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September 15, 2015
Man Proposes To Girlfriend Then Makes Adorable Proposal To Her Daughter To ‘Be His Stepdaughter’
After William Ledbetter asked his girlfriend Paige Evans to marry him, William made sure to also include another very important person in his plans: Paige's 5-year-old daughter Maddie.
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September 14, 2015
The Greatest Breastfeeding Photo To Ever Hit The Internet Belongs To These Amazing Army Moms
Ten active duty soldiers at Fort Bliss agreed to be photographed breastfeeding in uniform.
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School Posts This ‘Helpful’ Guide To Bedtimes For Kids And Some Parents Are PISSED
It's one thing when a school lectures parents about kid inside the classroom but it's a whole other issue when schools try to dictate how people parent when it's got little to do with school.
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September 11, 2015
This Kid Reacts To Magical Garage Door The Same Way I React When My Wife Says ‘Yes’ To Sex
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Disney Princesses Reimagined As Tattooed Pin-Up Girls Are Every Little Boy’s Dream
I probably shouldn’t be this attracted to Disney princesses yet here we are…awkwardly, here we are, discussing and ogling at the famous Disney princesses reimagined as sexy tattooed pin-ups. The drawings are the work of artist Joel Santana and are available for purchase on his website along with other, slightly more PG art of Marvel, DC […]
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‘Kid Lid’ Is Brilliant In The ‘Why The Hell Didn’t I Think Of That’ Way
This only happens a million times a day — plop the little one in front of a lap top for five minutes keep her quiet on a long car ride or let the The Kid borrow it. A couple keystrokes later their surfing YouPorn and ordering a dozen canned hams. The kids figured out more shortcuts on […]
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10 Brutally Honest Thoughts I Have When Opening a Birthday Party Invite
If you say you enjoy going to kids’ birthday parties, you are more full of shit than the goody bags awaiting my child at the end of every one of these damn things. Kids’ birthday parties are THE WORST. I can’t even see clearly at a birthday party. It’s all just brightly colored, high-on-sugar blurs […]
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Chicken Salad With Apples And Raisins Recipe — Dinner 2 Night
Chicken Salad with Apples Recipe My mom made this chicken salad for us as kids and it’s so good I haven’t changed a thing. The golden raisins make it extra special! Combine I lb poached chicken, apples (just use your favorite), celery, raisins, mayo, salt and a little bit of pepper. For more recipe idea, […]
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