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Photoshoot Sums Up What It’s Like To Be A Baby In Three Simple Photos

Yup, that's about right.

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The One Room EVERY Parent Should Visit At Least Once…A Week

The next time you feel like destroying everything in the house -- at least the stuff the kids haven't decimated already -- keep your calm and remember there's a place where you can go and break stuff and not have to clean up when it's over.

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Parenting Tip #294 — Remember It’s Not What It Sounds Like

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American Kids Eating School Lunches from Around the World Is Hilarious, And Sad, But Mostly Hilarious

This video of American kids trying school lunches from around the world is hilarious for their reactions but slightly sad because these kids are really missing out on some great food.

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School Won’t Allow Little Girl To Use Wonder Woman Lunchbox For The Dumbest Reason Ever

It’s back to school time and you know what that means — an influx of ridiculous stories involving bonehead school officials! Hooray! Here’s the first of the new school year involving a little girl and her Wonder Woman lunchbox. Please enjoy this asinine letter that the girl’s parents received from school. Wonder Woman and her […]

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4 Handy Car Apps Every Parent Should Have On Their Phone To Make Traveling Easier

Car apps are a great way to save time, save cash and save aggravation when going ANYWHERE with the family on tow. Here are four of our favorites...

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Episiotomy, Misphonia & A Few Other Pregnancy Terms Every New Parent Should Know

But there I was, for two months, researching and writing about pregnancy terms for The New Dad Dictionary. Terms like episiotomy, Braxton Hicks and...

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This Photo Series Of Swedish Fathers Will Melt Your Stinking Soul

Swedish photographer Johan Bävman turns the camera on fathers and celebrates their role in the upbringing of their children in this fantastic photo series titled “Swedish Dads” and now I want Swedish Fish!  Must focus! More about the series from Creative Boom: The heart-warming ‘Swedish Dads’ series highlights the generous terms of parental leave in Sweden but brings […]

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Parents Explain Why They’re Sad Kids Are Going Back To School & Some Reasons Are Flat Out Depressing

I put out a call on Instagram and Facebook looking for parents who're actually upset that their kids are going back to school. I got a ton of responses...

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Are Your Kids Still Obsessed With Harry Potter Books? Then This Place Will Be Their Hogwarts On Earth

Do your kids still obsess over the Harry Potter books and the entire world created by J.K. Rowling? Then this vacation package is your kid's fantasy camp.

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