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7-Year-Old Boy Rescues Aunt From Drowning And Gives Most Honest Quote Ever After Saving Her Life

We all like to think that in a moment of emergency we’ll be able to rise above the chaos and do something heroic. This little dude saved his aunt’s life in a moment of life or death. Mason Farr had watched his Aunt Jenny tubing down the water slide. She splashed into the pool. Farr […]

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Mom Orders Birthday Cake With ‘Wee Blonde Girl’ On Top And Look What The Bakery Made Her

Damn you autocorrect. Damn you to hell. A woman was left stunned when her daughter’s 21st birthday cake arrived with a little girl holding a white cane on top of it – thanks to an autocorrect blunder. Marie Seggie, 52, had text a friend and asked her to bake the cake with ‘a wee blond […]

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Sour Cream Chocolate Cake Recipe — Dinner2Night

This recipe makes a super light cake. Yum. Sour Cream Chocolate Cake Recipe Combine 1/4 c cocoa with 1/4 c very hot water and stir until dissolved. I use a mixer to cream 1 stick softened butter with 2 c sugar until light yellow. Add cocoa mixture. Add 1 c sour cream, 1 1/2 t […]

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Dad ‘Embarrassed’ By Monthly Child Support Reminder Postcards Because He’s Never Late On Payment

A dad in Kansas is “shocked” and “embarrassed” over child support postcards he’s receiving in the mail, especially because he’s allegedly never missed a payment. The postcards are sent to all parents in the state of Kansas who are responsible for child support payments, no matter if they make payments timely, late or even at […]

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This Hilarious Baby Announcement Parodying Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ Is Just What I Needed Today

There’s a Jim Gaffigan joke about him having so many kids people just stop paying attention to his kid announcements after a while. When you get to the fourth kid, you’ve got to do something BIG for people to notice. It also doesn’t hurt to be good at video production. Wade James runs Adlive Collective […]

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6 Beloved Carnival Games And How They’re Ripping Parents The Hell Off

As the summer season winds down, let’s stop and think about all the money wasted on boardwalk and carnival games. No, really, let’s stop and think about how we dropped a couple hundred bucks either to come up empty handed or to walk away with crap prizes not even worth taking home. Carnival games are […]

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Asparagus And Tomato Frittata Recipe — Dinner2Night

Because sometimes you have breakfast for dinner! Asparagus And Tomato Frittata Recipe Melt 1T butter an 1T olive oil in an oven proof skillet. Sauté chopped asparagus a couple of minutes, add halved cherry tomatoes and cook another couple minutes. In a big bowl whisk 6 eggs, 2T heavy cream, salt and pepper. Add to […]

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This Salon Is Convincing Dads To Take Classes On How To Braid Hair By Offering Beer

My daughter has a thick, long head of hair and I’m clueless as to how to tame the beast. I’m getting better at just sticking a braid to the side and hoping it lasts until PR gets home but now that she’s more active it doesn’t last very long. I’d absolutely take a couple classes […]

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Pittsburgh Steelers Star James Harrison Did Something Every Parent Of An Athlete Wants To Do And It’s Awesome

The award presentation at the end of baseball camp every year was the most awesome and awful experience. It was awesome because every year there was a chance of walking away with a trophy and awful because almost every year I walked away from camp with only my glove and water bottle and no trophy. […]

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Pulled Pork In Slow Cooker Recipe — Dinner2Night

Pulled Pork In Slow Cooker Recipe This is super easy. Take a pork tenderloin (or 2), add a bottle of root beer and cook on low for about 6 hours. When done, pour out almost all the root beer but leave a little. With 2 forks shred the pork and add about half a bottle […]

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