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i keep forgetting to update because this doesn't feel like a book at all. it feels like i just lost two of my closest friends and there's an apocalypse raging right outside my window and i am stricken with grief and terror

shit's fucking INSANE yall im so invested in this dudes legs being not amputated when they most certainly should be

starting off strong with a ruined date and a burning school

i'm- i'm sorry when did Evie get horny for Jericho? i must've blinked and missed her utter disinterest bordering on disgust turn to burning need for his hands on her at all times

Yes I Also Think It Is Strange That The Murders Somehow Connect To This One Creepy Guy From 100 Years Ago And I Also Solved Everything Aready Because It Was Revealed In Chapter 1 Can We Please Do Something About It Now

maybe its just me but for paranormal detectives they're all predictably oblivious. like, i can tell you what they're gonna be in denial about next and oop! here we are. here we are

yeah i hate Evie and not in a cute way

i been listening to this book all day and i still dont know what i think about it :/

where do i apply to be a hunter!!!! i swear i still qualify im a pure wild 12 year old at heart!!!!

"I really wish my cousins wouldn't slam their heads together. They don't have the brain cells to spare."

was anybody gonna tell me this book invented the brain cell meme or was i supposed to find that out by reading it myself

okay first of all HUMMUS IS NOT EVEN THAT BAD YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT PROPERLY!!! secondly maybe MY fatal flaw is hummus and what about it

also the two snakes named George and Martha is hilarious for many reasons and im wondering which ones were intentional

there are many reasons why i love Hermes but this book just gave me another one by claiming Hermes invented the Internet which i wholeheartedly believe

"Laistrygonians. The monsters in the gym."
"What would you call them in English?"
"Canadians."

yes. of COURSE

hooo boy it's been like two days but i MISSED THEM

"Don't do this. He's a god."
"He's a coward."

no thoughts head empty we stan

"Whoa, boy, said the small part of my brain that was still sane. You're a kid. Hades is a god." THE SASS!!!! i love Percy Jackson he's TRULY a legend

glad Ares is being bullied thru his kids. we love to see it

i was warned about the humour and i thought oh of course, this is middle-grade, i understand completely if it's cringey, and now here i am, laughing my head off, wondering if MY sense of humour is cringey or if Percy Jackson is the funniest (half-)human alive, leaning towards the latter, of course,

"i had become one with the plumbing" id die for this kid

have to mention, i can't not be happy about My Actual (metaphorical) Father Dionysus being The Actual (metaphorical) Father Of All These Campers

re: previous update, ah, i see. i would not be surprised if *i* had cloven hooves. amazing

im literally 3 pages in and it hurts to admit that i should've read this sooner. seeing Grover with what seems like the exact same chronic pain issue would've helped a 12 year old me like, a considerable amount :0

*cracks knuckles* this is what my intro to classical mythology course prepared me for

i don't Get it, a hot woman who knows the price of her beauty and greatly suffered for it is like 10 times hotter precisely because of the murderous look in her eyes. are you mayhaps not that attracted to women, witcher, my man

i love Dandelion and his amazing and STUPID resolve to unnecessarily die for his friends i LOVE him

Dandelion said being a storyteller is the best possible thing to be doing with your life because people will always want to tell and hear stories and i think that's very sexy of him

i have only had the Geralt and Dandelion book friendship for two pages but if anything happened to it i would burn this book and then myself

oh of COURSE as soon as i decide to retire for the night i find out that the next story is about Dandelion

what i'm learning is that the truly accurate Netflix adaptation would have been a fantasy sitcom