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"To the extent our campaign bears any responsibility for Trump's victory it is that we did not defeat Hillary Clinton." I love this man. Shots fired in the introduction!!!!

And I know I can do this because I went to London on my own, and because I solved the mystery of Who Killed Wellington? and I found my mother and I was brave and I wrote a book and they means I can do anything

Holy shrine! I did NOT see that coming... Holy mother of...

"Let us cease pretending that tooth-brushes and tooth-paste are any more important than shoe-brushes and shoe-polish. It is store food which has given us store teeth." -- Dr. Hooton

Omg... Julian... You poor thing. Screw Tom, who cares about him. Julian. Omg, my heart is breaking for you

Kingdom hearts reference? This is flipping great.

And the court of public opinion? She fucking died you prick, and you care more about what other people think of you? Guck off Nash. I'm slowly losing all respect I ever had for you.

She was staring death in the face you jackass. Sorry that she was trying to save the lives of her cousin and best friend wen the worst that could happen to you is to turn a fugitive. Let's see what's worse: death of two people vs making you ALIVE though a fugitive. Gee, guess she picked wrong.

Nash is an asshole. “You got the charges dropped, but you can’t take back what you did,” Nash insisted, and he was right. “I was convicted in the court of public opinion the minute they handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the police car. In front of my mother. How are you going to undo that?”