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And Brett goes off with yet another guy and nobody is pissed off enough. If we all had breakups like Brett’s, crime would be greatly diminished. And wtf, Mike takes it like it’s no big deal, just extra alcohol required.

They always, ALWAYS drink alcohol

They always, ALWAYS drink alcohol

I’m starting to think the only available liquids for consumption back then we’re alcoholic beverages.

I’m starting to think the only available liquids for consumption back then we’re alcoholic beverages.

Can I have friends who insist on paying for my food and drinks or else we don’t eat?

Can I have friends who insist on paying for my food and drinks or else we don’t eat?

Longest fishing trip description EVER

Is there a reason they’re walking so damn far for fishing?

How nonchalant are they about human smuggling? That’s messed up. An old man with a kid on his shoulders, all tied up?

Is there ANYTHING of substance EVER happening?

My god Brett is such a cheater.

Choppy flow handwriting, gave up on the French locations, and they drink (and sometimes eat) all the time. How do they meet their friends so often? EVERY DAY?!?!? And how the hell is Brett such a femme fatale? EVERYONE seems in love with her