Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

Then her face tilted up to his, and he was looking into her eyes again. He had heard of drowning in a woman's eyes in some poem or story, and thought it was ridiculous. He still thought it was ridiculous, but understood it was perfectly possible, nonetheless.

See the BEAR of fearsome size!
All the WORLD's within his eyes.
TIME grows thin, the past's a riddle;
The TOWER awaits you in the middle.

Crazy weekend was CRAZY!! I want MORE time, it's all I ask.... well and maybe some of this ;)

WATCH FOR THE WALKIN DUDE



I have never before read a book in public that so many people feel compelled to tell me their opinion of!! Shut your mouths, *shhhhhhhh* let me fucking read it for myself!!

Eddie took her finger, kissed them, and told her to stop poking the moichandise.

Went to CQ's pool league last night, sat and read most of the time.

As a pool player I find it appalling that CQ has never heard of this movie, so someone restore my faith in humanity and name this movie:

There was a face in the moon, but not one upon which lovers would wish to look.

SCREW YOU, BLAINE!! Poor mutie :(

And there's no way around it. I didn't just pet this cat. I adopted it.

#innuendonews #straycats

There are no words for the amount of fucks I do not give about this book.

#stalkerlevelexpert #icreepmyselfout
#thethingsiread

#mybrainisonfire #dickensfestival #whatevenisthis #stalkerlove #cantsleepreading

That train station won't leave my mind..... He thought he was protecting her from creeps (yet, he is such a creep) and then he BECAME her protector. It's scary how that whole scene structure played out O.o

So I have been 'you'...... I have a guy in my local bookstore who assess my book choice - to me - and reads the same books. He isn't a stalker, mind, but this makes me curious about A and why he remembers books I bought 6 months ago.....

Blah, blah, magical tennis match, blah, blah....

Updike writes a story the way my grandmother writes a grocery list: - One can of copped tomatoes (the no name brand with the green label that says chopped)- As though he were afraid he was going to develop alzheimer's halfway through the trip

Buahahaha, I love ♥ Betty.... and Sawyer's pretty smexy, too.

'Don't worry. Eating one night crawler a day for six weeks wouldn't hurt you. Go back to bed. It's probably all the ketchup and mustard that's upsetting your stomach. Drink a glass of warm water.'

Bwahahaha, I would be THIS parent... not the one panicking. Probably why it's not wise for me to birth minions.

I'm not a library dweller BUT I just might start ;)

I can't seem to put any focus on reading lately .... despite the fact that I FINALLY had an evening to myself last night, I found myself re-watching 'Meet Joe Black' instead of reading or doing any of those other things that have been piling up

So after finishing Jane Eyre I re-watched the movie..... and let's get something very clear here.... anyone who claims Michael Fassbender is not handsome is a moron....



Yes, yes I do.

May you never appeal to Heaven in prayers so hopeless and so agonized as in that hour left my lips; for never may you, like me, dread to be the instrument of evil to what you wholly love.

YES!!!

'I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will, which I now exert to leave you.'

♥

Dear Claire:

Awwwww, isn't that romantic *seethes*

Compartmentalization is a word, Ms. Romig!! Would you fucking quit italicizing it, that would be GREEEEEEAT!

Is there no end to this book's stupidity?! :'(..........

Only I have access to your room."[...] "I only usethat access to know when to send staff inside or to check on your safety."

This is when I would deck her and scream "Did I LOOK fucking safe as you employer raped me" *decks again*

The complacency in this novel is driving me BONKERS!!!

She decided she needed to get Tony involved before this man dragged something out of her that she wasn't allowed to divulge.

I'm SORRY?! Allowed?! You TSTL twat, the moment 'allowed' comes into your brain it SHOULD be a reminder that you are a captive (apparently) being held against your will.

Yes, this only 1% difference in status but I can't not:

SURVIVAL FOR THE last two months was facilitated by a technique Claire called compartmentalization

I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage!! You did NOT invent the motherfucking concept. Incidentally, I also do not fucking require you to explain the concept ...... I'm going to puke from frustration.

her father and grandfather were in law enforcement?!

And the moronic hits just keep on coming!!!
*chugs beer*

Let's make a list shall we:
1) predatory eyes
2) touching you without your permission.
3) NOTICABLE control issues.

THREE STRIKES AND YOU SHOULD BE OUT!!