Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

The book I am actually reading (although I do have this beautiful pink leather-bound edition) looks like this:



BUT I can't find it on here :/...... I am IN LOVE with the anime -style images and want to give the correct crediting (plus page counts)

"Alexandra, what did I tell you would happen if you rolled your eyes at me again?" [...]

I sighed and flop onto his knee like an angry walrus.

O.o ......

Pagan is amazing. he's like a short Steve Buscemi.

We both squeal and I even catch myself twirling my hair.

O.O



Because ALL the ladies love you, Steve......

Before I leave I tell Candy that yogurt is supposed to be good for infections of the ladyplace, but have to clarify when I watch her grab a Yoplait from the fridge and drop her panties.

Bwahahahaha

I'd like her to end with something daring and spectacular, some outrage, something that would befit her. But as far as I know that didn't happen. I don't know how she ended, or even if she did, because I never saw her again.

What I have on him is the possibility of my own death. What I have on him is his guilt. At last.

I will take Collins' districts, Roth's factions or a combination of both.... Gladly, over this horrifying world!!

Sanity is a valuable possession; I hoard it the way people once hoarded money. I save it, so I will have enough, when the time comes.

We lived in the gaps between the stories.

How is it that 8 words can so entirely define our ignorance?

It isn't running away they're afraid of. We wouldn't get far. It's those other escapes, the ones you can open in yourself, given a cutting edge.



I don't know if I'm emotionally ready for this hurricane.....

Errrrmmm.... Okay?! This is very different than the show...

Errrrmmm.... Okay?! This is very different than the show...

Ermmmmmmm, I hope the sex scenes get better than that....

"After you, please," continued Horyse, gesturing towards the door. "May I carry your skis again?"

I love chivalry with no agenda, guys <3

Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas!! <3

Oh.... and don't forget to bring your animals inside ;)

I adore Francis! He is my one and only gay boy book crush, and it's because of moments and statements like this:

"We don't run much to looks in my family, you know, all knuckles and cheekbones and beaky noses," he said. "Maybe that's why I tend to equate physical beauty with qualities with which it has absolutely nothing to do.

You and most of the world, sweetheart!

"I hate Gucci," said Francis [....]

"Well, it's so expensive, but it's so ugly too, isn't it? I think they make it ugly on purpose. And yet people buy it out of sheer perversity."

Francis:

"Isn't that interesting," he said coolly. "I'm really not attracted to you, either."

"But--"

"You were there."

Bleak as fuck, dudes! This shit is a bleak mess of amazing.

The beast is going in for, hopefully, his final surgery for his broken clavicle.... It's just a quick one but I always get super nervous when he has to be put under.... Eck!

I realise I may get shit for this comment but Dimitri is growing on me..... like a fungus. I still think he is grossly inappropriate for our MC.... 7 years is too fucking much at her age!

Okay so this is reading super fast BUT, I have to be honest, I am not especially liking all the girl on girl hate happening....

I do; and I release you. With a full heart, for the love of him you once were

I have watched many movie adaptations of this story and never once felt for Scrooge. Greed is a cruel mistress, and society demands we chase it.

Up Scrooge went, not caring a button for that. Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it.

Well this third story is off to an atrocious start!! I already despise the MC..... Whiny, petulant brat!!

"If by that you mean that I dislike celebrity magazines, prefer food to anorexia, refuse to watch TV shows about models, and hate the color pink, then yes. I am proud to be not really a girl."

Oh no, JOHN GREEN!!!!! You are NOT doing this....

Honestly, I do believe Fields is a genius... along the lines, possibly, of his self-proclaimed nickname "Sherlock"



I can't wait to be able to finish this puppy!!

"I think you underestimate my ability to accept you, Jay, even your bad bits."

"A blackjack virgin," says Jay with a mischievous grin. "I'm breaking her in slowly."

*snort* Damned if I don't love a thinly veiled innuendo!

Stupid handsome bastard



I stand by my choice :P

60 pages! 60 pages and I developed an all consuming boy crush on Stuart! (Hell, I don't even like that name and still). Cutest love interest I've read in ages!! Adorable, sweet, tells it like it is boy who works at target!

There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen LOL, this chick is having the worst Christmas Eve adventure I can imagine. ( well no, but it's hysterically unfortunate )