Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

I am looking for Virgin Hero Romances that are either free, free on Canadian Kindle Unlimited or inexpensive.... suggestions, anyone??

My head was yelling, He's leaving you - who cares? And my heart was answering - You do, dubass. You do.

WTF is this lobster blood leaking from my eyes?

I don't hate you. That's the problem

Oh man, STEM heroines are what have been missing from my life.....

OMG! *dying*

But I have to be as brave as her. She laid herself bare for me, exposed her throat, willed me to do my worst when she was at her most vulnerable, and she never flinched. I can do the same for her. I can trust her.

My heart just soared and broke, this is LITERALLY all I've ever asked people to understand. A sub is not lesser, a sub has power beyond your imagining.

My eyes travel over her bare legs, the deep V of the robe that's fallen open, exposing the cleft of her breasts. Such pretty, unmarked skin. Like a canvas.

Brain: You're actually enjoying this aren't you? *disgusted noise*
Ovaries: Don't judge me!
Brain: But...
Ovaries: Says the girl who refuses to judge others' kinks.....
Brain: When you're right you're right.

His thumb, which was stroking my hair, moves to my cheek, and his voice drops almost to a whisper. "You can be little with me. Small and sweet. Meld to me, obey me, cling to me. I like it. It makes me feel good, having you soft and happy in my arms."

Minette

I have no self control......

And I already like Frederic, Nens.

Ohhhhhh, so much more sense now. It's actually two books.

Oh man.... I did not realize this was 600 pages long..... I'm gonna die.

I'm not even half done and I'm already going nuts wishing this were the homestretch.

#alwayswasbadathomework #toofuckinglong

I simply cannot not add this meme as a status:

I dare say he wouldn't know the difference between a double-barrelled shotgun and his own nostrils

*dies.... again*

That look was still on her face, and even though I knew it was compassion, it stung. “Not all love is loud and assuming. Sometimes it is silent, especially when it puts someone else’s happiness above its own.”

Ummmmmm, I'm kind of confused here. This is supposed to be a modern day retelling of S&S but now she's met a guy named Will who dated Greg's sister in high school..... Seems very P&P to me.....

"He might be my boss come Monday."
"So use the opportunity to get to know him so you can decide if you think he’s amiable or affable or perfectly fine or some other dull thing.”

*snickers to death*

I did not realize this was a 3rd in a series.... hopefully it works as a standalone.

Mostly I feel confused and disappointed. What would I say to him if we were face to face right now? I take a deep breath and let it out slowly. I have no idea what I'd say.

And I smile, kissing her temple. She loves me. I'm still wearing the uniform she hates so much. This is how i know.

Does the gazelle tell the lion he's handsome as he's eating her up? No. Get a hold of yourself, you stupid girl.

You don't actually know that, Evony.

such a gentlemanly monster



Anyone else instantly think of Jai Courtney when Volker is first described?

He'll be remarkable, the man I fall in love with.

When I was growing up I was always told that an alpha never fights unless that fight is absolutely necessary; he is strong and protective and loyal...In that way I would say Lord Gareth is more alpha than most alphas I've ever read in romances. ♥

Though, by genre terms I suppose he's a beta.

Oh man, I enjoy Gareth...... He's a bit of a rake (more than a bit, really), with a cheeky dimple laden smile and heavy lidded eyes begging for...... Sexytimes. #sillyheros #lovecanhavelaughter

So far I like Gareth's character. However, I wish he had a name that was less similar to that of my boss. It's doing weird things in my brain.

Have a good night, Ava. 'Night, Feisty.

Lol!!!! Being protective of your friends can have its downside.... Especially when that friend is drunk and assumptions are made. I've been in this spot, telling off the wrong guy for mistreating my friend..... I don't think mine ended the same way. In fact I'm pretty sure it's how I got the nickname "Spaz" in high school.

Kill it with fire!!! And by "it" I mean Christopher Davenport! That scene was....... Repulsive.

Initially I wasn't minding this one, and I even LIKE hockey so that's a plus, but now it's doing a lot of the telling rather than showing thing... and it's ruining my enjoyment. If you're going to have a crazy sex toy scene at least invest in it, JEBUS!

.... I find it kind of strange and kind of interesting that this novel is set essentially in my own backyard.

Also the female lead has the same name (first and last) as someone I went to school with.