Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

*grumbles*

The editing in this is shyte..... I accidentally stumbled onto a book with an MC that has my occupation (that's a check on my PopSugar 2016)... though I am pretty sure any legal assistant worth her salt would know what "enduring" means.

And yes technically someone CAN have enduring eyes.... I'm pretty sure you actually mean alluring or possibly intriguing or entrancing....

Every sentence, every though he thinks....

My response:

I just gave my dad the most awful father's day message by accident :(

CQ is picking me up from work today because we are going to dinner with my dad, normally he is always the last person I text, so I wasn't really paying attention, and I sent my dad:

"You still at lunch with your dad?" (My poppa, my dad's dad, passed away last year *sobs*

#daughterfail #happyfathersday #paymoreattention

I'm going to go ahead and NOT picture the guy in this book as the model on the cover (despite the fact that he is actually physically a very good likeness to Damian).... this novel is everything I dislike about contemporary romance.

I started re-watching old episodes of The Vampire Diaries last night... and I remember back when the show was newer hearing lots of ladies say they would kill to be Nina Dobrev. Now I get that, I do.... but really, I just want to be Candice Accola.

Because Michael Trevino AND Joseph Morgan?! *faints*

She's crying.
She's fucking here!
It's a miracle.
A tragedy.
A fantasy: gone bad or come to life?

There is something dodgy going on with my GoodReads, again.... there is no way that I only have 20 or so updates to my friend feed all day *sobs*

Is this some new "upgrades"???

I fucking love how into Harper Nick is..... UNF *fans self*

"I bet they do," she says under her breath. She doesn't say anything else right away. She presses her teeth into the corner of her lip and then speaks, more softly than before. "Can I feel it?"
FUCK, YES

It may just be by proximity, because Wherever It Leads was such a train wreck for me, but I am enjoying the shit out of this novella ;)

Saucy viscount is saucy!

I'm pretty sure this book is going to usurp Mermen in the WORST book of 2016 category....

I just discovered that the endearment Fenton has been using on Brynne, "Rudo" (which, hello GOOGLE, woman!) is actually an African name (so congrats on that continuity, you are one positive in a shitstorm of negatives) but it is the boy version... for a female it should be "Rudi".

Brynne is the kind of STUPID that forgets to breath! She is a colossal MORON! How many goddamn signs do you need?? Would a smoke signal work? Or does it need to be a fucking blimp?? FENTON IS INVOLVED in your brother's situation you oblivious twat!

Good grief, I haven't hated a love interest this much in a very long time. *cough* Christian Grey *cough*

It was a silly game and she had known she was tormenting herself, but she had wanted to hurt, if pain were the only feeling she was permitted to have. She had become hopelessly tragic.

Yan Ling was exceeding all of his expectations - and he hated it.

Can anyone tell me who the guy portraying Fei Long on the cover is?? I would like to stalk him, google him, follow him thank him for delighting my eyeballs.

THIS!!!

'The death of me -!'

*snorts* I'm really liking this so far.

Fenton's heart? Why yes, I would dine on that with glee!

I would like to erect a pyre in town square, tie Fenton to it and then set it on fucking fire. He is, literally, THE WORST!

It's too soon for how strongly I feel about you, which means I've fallen in love with a fantasy who isn't real, and it's the same for you.

YUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! You call out that bullshit, Mira!! *whispers* but don't actually leave

his cowboy hat and broad shoulders creating a breathtaking silhouette. He moved in perfect unison with the animal, as if they were one.

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I'm a little disturbed that I had such difficulty finding a hot cowboy image where the cowboy is wearing a shirt O.o

While this is definitely funny, I think some of this trucker talk should gear up and be diiirty talk. All these characters have mouths that would make a sailor blush!

Hmmmmmm.... I am really not a fan of seeing the term "round-eye" used over a dozen times in a single chapter. Or it's use in place of a name or some other descriptive term for a stranger who's name the watchman does not know :/

They entered the side door and she led him up the stairs to the mezzanine floor, where a fully equipped gym was laid out. {someone} continued on to the far side of the room, toward a dueling mat. When she reached it, she fell to her knees and let out a horrifying growl. {someone else}, not trusting the situation, stepped back to create distance between them.
*groans* *head desks*

Those of you who are my friends on facebook have already seen this one but I'm re-sharing it here because JAMIE FRASER!



I could totally take a scotch on the rocks right about now ;)

Hmmmmm, I think I have gotten to the bottom of my dislike of these books.... it's the writing style. I was so bored reading FEEDERS that I couldn't put my finger on it.... it's language and any sense of urgency. Bleh. I'm a bored Vampire Ninja and by all accounts I shouldn't be *scrunchy kitty face*

Oh man.... I am in love with this!!

I'm so fucking busy at work that I've been too exhausted after work to get much reading done....