Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

CQ: How the hell did you finish half a book in one day??

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Today I walked an hour to work, worked 9 and a half hours, made spaghetti sauce, did the laundry AND read half a book.... it was a slow day :P

I have heard lots and lots of good things about this one, humans.... and:



me too, Isaac, me too. Hopefully this book delivers the eye juices.

Dammit, Goodreads!! This new imaging is AWFUL!! It's not user friendly and moreover is ugly as fuck :/

The monster whimpered. I didn't need to speak dog to know Cerberus was still waiting for the ball.

*snickers*

You're a kid. Hades is a god



Things are not always what they seem, sweetheart ;)

Oh man, I love this kid.

I am literally already IN LOVE with the writing, on.page.four.

*gleeful squeal*

Wait. Let me get this straight.... you, fictional character, have been fantasizing about where Jet's tattoo ends for over a year, right?? But when you get his sexy ass nekkid, you don't tell me (the pervy reader) this delightful detail?? Damn YOU!!

Jet isn't the kind of guy you marry and have kids with. He's the guy who makes you forget your name and rocks your world.

I wasn't a saint by any stretch of the imagination, but I really had no respect for any girl who would degrade herself, to offer herself up of a single night of pleasure, just because Jet looked hot in tight pants.

BITCH, PLEASE!!!

Remember ALL those times I was elated to have never gotten a troll on my reviews. Congratulations to MEEEEEEEEEEE :P

Leave it to me to get trolled because of a GRs flaw and not my opinion..... LOL

I've never been a big Gaga fan but this made me sob like a baby. I have a new found respect for her, this song is amazingly powerful.

He had always known he would go out this way: on fire. He had always known that rage was flammable, dangerous to store under pressure, where he had kept it his whole life.

I am in love with both this gorgeous image and its message:

Good gods, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I hate Matthew McConaughey so very, very much *screams for eternity*

Dark Tower Film

Your eyes are just like his.

Sorry, guys & ghouls, my image for 'damned disasters' stopped working so I had to edit all my reviews for same because I HATE that stupid image error [x].... I think I got them all quickly so as not to flood but if I didn't, many apologies.

Holy collection, batman o.O.....also I am getting a very Dean Koontz vibe from this, and LOVING IT!

I have talked about this to anyone who would listen, and also many who didn't care.....

The meme...is. out. there:



This brain-failed me so bad when watching FioS

Is it just me, or is GoodReads extremely dead today?!

When you're drunk at 4:30 on the Friday you took off work to organize your life...... Ugh, how am I supposed to move in with a man I love when my history says that it's the dumbest, and most expensive, choice I could make? Why does my past make me my own enemy??

If you are going to come on a reading site and recreate your account every time you get blocked for being a tasteless piece of garbage AT LEAST don't post the same goddamn statuses about the SAME goddamn books..... do you seriously think we are ALL complete morons????

Well this review is going to be DE-FUCKING-LIGHT-FUL!!!!!! *rage*

Children of abuse [...]

Stop telling me what children of abuse do!!! I feel like I am being scolded on who I should be and how I should behave because I was abused. I AM NOT ONLY THE ACTIONS OTHERS FORCED ON ME! *teeth gritting*

You are acting like a bitch, Gia. And sure there are reasons, maybe, but a bitch you still remain.

"Jesus, babe. You're so fuckin' tight and hot. My cock wants to live in your pussy."

*shudders* There are so many things that make me cringe in that one statement.



Yup, that's about as sexy as I find the above statement. *internal screaming*

I feel like this monkey right now:

Romance Genre's concept of "alpha males"