Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

He reached out and touched my lower lip, barely brushing the edge. "It starts out the same, but then, after a moment," he said speaking softly, "suddenly it's as though I have a living flame in my arms." [...] "And I want only to throw myself into it and be consumed."

"When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in."



Cap cracks me up ;)

He smells good. Like apples. Forbidden fruit.



(Not actually.... but I couldn't resist.)

"Miles Archer. I live across the hall from you."

I do not want ye ever to feel as though ye canna talk of him to me. [...] it isna right that ye should forget him, or even try to. If ye loved him, he must ha' been a good man.



Hate to break it to you guys dreaming of a ranty review, but I am kind of liking this :P

Lol, what a cute as hell, moderate and realistic - in a romantic cheeseball -story that was!!! *snickers*

*percent may be entirely wrong!!*

Future-Gurl, you would LOVE this.... I think!

He's taking care of her when she's sick and also it cute as fuck! ( but no magic peen.... Yet!)

in those auditions - you were living in the moment. You were feeling instead of thinking. I saw shades of emotion in you - strength and vulnerability, desire and disgust, hope and shame - that were quite simply captivating.

Guy, stop the press.... I think I'm genuinely liking an NA. Even though it's crazy predictable and contains at least two tropes I hate. Who even am I???

**percentages may be way off because this is in a compilation*

I have a question and I'm Nathan Spoilering it in the comments, because it's some serious TMI territory. Ye be warned.

I am literally choking on laughter...pretty sure that ranks top hilariously awkward embarrassed flight award, right there *chortles*

I'm sorry, love, I'm just a wee bit ticklish is all."

I have a fondness for ticklish men! Though, it's far more endearing when NOT on a motorcycle o.O

I just read the most amazing story *snuggles and sighs*

You almost lost me there for a second, Moning...... and then a page later I almost cried.

This book, man.......

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

I have often said that love doesn't make us 'better' or 'worse' people.... it simply makes us MORE of both.

Sleep?! Pfffffft, who needs sleep *totters off to bed, finally*

Goodnight, Mac.

He stiffened. Air hissing between clenched teeth.

BIGGEST. COCK/VAG. TEASE. SCENE. EVER

Hmmmmm gimme Lor ♥

FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES! *gurgle of distort pain but...* FUCK YES!

If I know a Fae as well as I think I do, I just turned him on.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The Vampire Ninja howls into the air with fury and disbelief!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK *sobs*

The wall was so not a wall

*glares*

Is this the meet-cute?? Because I already want to gouge my eyes out.....

Conversations between a Vampire Ninja and her Were-Panda:

VN: Do we have any plans this weekend?

WP: I don't think so, is there something you want to do?

VN: READ!!!!

WP: Oh you mean like last weekend when you could barely be convinced to eat, let alone do ANYTHING else?

VN: Yes, just like that.

WP: What is wrong with you?

VN: So many things.

Buahahahaha.

....



I cannot find myself caring about a man who cares about nothing.... while the writing is fine I feel no investment. meh.

This guy reminds me of a friend of mine....

I kicked the table at him. It crashed into his shins. I picked up a lamp from the end table. Flung it straight at his head. he ducked again. I grabbed a book. It thumped off his chest.

He laughed, dark eyes glittering with exhilaration.

"A knife should be a knife. How was I supposed to live in a world where a knife could be a grenade?



*ahem* Where the feck is Barrons? *ahem*"

I really HATE this old woman....



(Also, Mac.... you should try doing some simple math one time.... when did The Book go missing? Math it out, girl!)

But he hadn't. He'd brought me all the way back. Freed me.



Barrons is growing on me... like literary fungus.

Lust is

It would appear Moning created a much more complex hell for Barrons than I would have....

I WILL NOT fecking cry for YOU, Barrons!