Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

You know what ISN'T sexy???? Contracts. No, just fuck to the off. As a sub you ALWAYS have the right to say no, just as a Dom you ALWAYS have the right to say no. Contracts are for business partners not fucking business partners. Fuck off, hard.

I am physically nauseous reading this. It's so fucking poisonous



I have a HUGE hate-on for this book.....

(And yes, I watched 'Shadowhunters' this weekend *shrugs*)

No one deserves to lay eyes on my beautiful fairy.

I've never really thought about what my reactions meant, but the truth in this is astounding

This book is making me seriously uncomfortable o.O

Next time, do more research before tipsy kindleling, karly!!

I, literally, have NO IDEA what I'm doing...... CQ fell asleep at 7:30 O.O ...... So I read ALL. The. Kindle. For. Free. Smut.?! Who am I?

I will likely go into this in my review, I am finding it difficult IMPOSSIBLE to believe that this pervy man (with kink fetishes.for.days.) would ever say: "hey I think becoming celibate and a priest is the way to go!" O_o

I am 100% positive that that is NOT what sacramental oil is for......

I find myself confused, this book.... while the smut is pretty hot (if completely inappropriate) reads a lot more like:



And I was wanting a lot more:

Trust me, I'm a priest....



I said it in that voice, the one I didn't use anymore, the one that used to have women dropping to their knees and reaching for my belt without me having to do so much as say please

........ O_o

I got up and kept my gun aimed at the floor, trigger finger along the slide; pointing a firearm at the unknown is a bad habit to get into.

I find few things in this world as annoying, as the societal belief that my relationship status is, somehow, public property! I relented and listed my relationship on FB....
BUT THIS?!

Fucking poisonous commercial garbage, not to mention "normalization" bullshit. *growls*

FEMINISM IS THE RADICAL NOTION THAT WOMEN ARE PEOPLE.

I love Eric's little sister ♥

Here be witches ;)

THAT MOMENT when you realize that two of your favourite scenes in a series are basically a swap of the same moment and you ship them even harder for it!




I ship them so hard!

And I thought I was the only one who quoted Buffy on a near daily basis! This list is surprisingly accurate for me!

I even have a "willow-says-bored-now" shelf here on GRs lol

"You know, you've never really cared about anyone," he said. "But someday you will, and it's going to hurt. It's going to hurt - a lot." />

He'd faced death and found love. He was an adult.

UGH....

Secret Vampire

James and Poppy's story is pretty much the worst of this entire series :/

James, you bore me.

"What should we drink to?"
He clinked his bottle against mine. "To assholes," he said, grinning.
"To assholes?"
"Without them we never get to find out who our real friends are.”

Sleep?! What sleep.....



*crosses fingers* I have no idea what I'm doing....

As much as I am enjoying this, and I actually am, I kind of resent the fact that my life experiences are now an NA trope....

Incidentally, I also feel like apologizing to every single nice rich boy (mayor's son, lawyer's son, etc) that I ever meet. *whisper screams* not ALL rapists are rich.

Half of this page is repeated *sobs* and the editing is.... Spotty. I think my favourite is this line "No real food, anyway, and I was tired of onions and thin, watery brothers".... I think so, you meant broths but it made me snort laugh A LOT.

Editing aside, it's good, though :)

I am mesmerized: a small bird in the claws of a cat, unable to look away from the compelling portraiture of its own death.

I got almost no reading done last night, I blame CQ and Matt Boner .... okay mostly Matt. Why CQ is still watching 'White Collar' when his living room is turning into an ocean of drool and he groans at me every time I fan myself oogling him is a mystery.

Dammit, Dawn, why do you have to be the MOST vanilla woman ever???? (Granted that scene was handled correctly as far as experimental sexcapades go) He just offered you anything and everything and you copped out at a light spanking and doggy-style *cannot even*

What do you mean girls like Leila

Punch that slut shamed right in the kisser, do it! Lol

Hot fanart is HOT!

Don't be a tragedy, Bella

Beautiful fanart of Vishious, because I can: