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Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 82% done with Smut
I slowly take her glasses off her face and place them beside us. But she still doesn’t open her eyes.
“He wants her to look at him."
When she doesn’t, I run the tip of my finger over her lips. “He wants her to see him.”
Feb 05, 2018 02:07PM Add a comment
Smut

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is starting Hearts of Blue (Hearts, #4)


I love the dynamic between the H and h in this one..... there is something terribly endearing and vulnerable about a "hard-edge" man constantly going out of his way to nurture those he cares about.... and Yes, I mean that basic and beautiful nurture that is cooking.
Jan 30, 2018 02:03PM Add a comment
Hearts of Blue (Hearts, #4)

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 20% done with Unchanged
“Her bespectacled eyes were distant as she searched the shelves in her mind. She nodded to herself, hands waving daintily in the air as I followed her up and down the aisles of books.”

This librarian sounds like me......
Jan 22, 2018 02:16PM Add a comment
Unchanged

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 77% done with Casual
"What's the name of this ex of yours?"
"Kyle Consonni?" I didn't see a point to this.


You are either a liar or an idiot, Christine. And I'm going with LIAR.

No one volunteers their ex's last name to their current lover after telling them how done-wrong they were without figuring that C.L. is going to lay a physical, financial or emotional smackdown.
Jan 19, 2018 01:41PM Add a comment
Casual

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 66% done with Casual
I'm starting to think that perhaps Pearce is ESL or this is translated. Not only is the tensing insane and words frequently misused but fairly average English slang is being misused too.

It's a one night stand NOT a night-stand, dear.....

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Jan 19, 2018 09:40AM Add a comment
Casual

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 51% done with Casual
K: what even tense is this supposed to be in??
Author: Who cares? I do what I want!
K: While I admire that stance, I truly believe you should pick one tense and stick with it. Also, an editor would help with misusing "sweet" and "sweat" in a sentence...... Also misusing or skipping or awkward-bombing words entirely..... Think about it?
Author: Naw, Aiden is hot enough to make up for it.
K: He really isn't.
Jan 18, 2018 09:08PM Add a comment
Casual

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 35% done with Casual
If I have ever read a book more desperately in need of an editor, I cannot recall it.....

He devoured me, demanding lips not letting my mind wander too further away from him.

This is awkward AF and Pearce needs to pick a fucking tense already.
Jan 18, 2018 01:49PM Add a comment
Casual

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 32 of 368 of The Rumor
So far this lives up to my co-workers endorsement of "just light and fluffy enough to read at work".... :)
Jan 16, 2018 02:02PM Add a comment
The Rumor

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update
Sometimes I feel like a song..... and sometimes a song says everything that I am feeling. Right now I have Dorothy's SHELTER stuck in my head and have done for days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GoG...
Jan 16, 2018 01:06PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update
*waves discreetly*

Hi all,
I'm terribly sorry to have dropped off the Goodreads planet for so long. I have missed you all terribly and I hope you've been well. I am hoping to get on here more now but I'm still incredibly busy. ♥
Jul 14, 2017 07:32AM 15 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 223 of 300 of Playboy Pilot
It's generally not a good sign when I yell "Oh you hypocritical twit" at my ereader..... I can't really get into it because spoilers but OMFG!!!
Apr 10, 2017 01:26PM Add a comment
Playboy Pilot

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 150 of 300 of Playboy Pilot
Hmmmmmmm, still pretty unsure how I feel about Triple C, in general, but his Florida life is cute as fuck.
Apr 10, 2017 11:33AM Add a comment
Playboy Pilot

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 41 of 300 of Playboy Pilot
I don't know about this, Six o.O..... I can deal with chin dimples, in theory, but underwear sniffing????? That's preeeeeeettttty creepy.
Apr 10, 2017 08:28AM Add a comment
Playboy Pilot

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update
Since the month after I graduated High School, I’ve always had a job. (Even, on a couple occasions, two).

Within the next hour, I will be unemployed for the first time since I was seventeen years old… I am full of nervous energy, some happy and some terrified, at the prospect of this. I’m looking forward to having time to participate in Camp Nanowrimo and to really sit down and think about my future.
Mar 31, 2017 04:16PM 22 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 64% done with Catch Me
“You’re a menace to my wellbeing. Do you realize that?” {…}
“Hmmm. I’m rather proud of that fact.”


That was a nice little payoff of a scene, I must say….

Mar 31, 2017 01:37PM Add a comment
Catch Me

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 31% done with Catch Me
He shook his head in frustration. "I have never met a more stubborn, foolishly determined woman than you."

She flashed a sunny smile and her chin rose. "Why thank you. I do believe that's the nicest thing you've said to me."

"Trust me, I didn't mean it as a compliment."


*snort chuckles*

I would totally take that as a compliment too.
Mar 31, 2017 09:28AM Add a comment
Catch Me

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 31% done with Catch Me
That's different."
He went back to the fire and the cooking utensils, shaking his head the whole way. "Not really. Not when it actually matters. But here's hoping you never find out the difference."
Mar 30, 2017 01:22PM Add a comment
Catch Me

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 13% done with Catch Me
“But I’ll be a pure-dee fool with a father. And that’s all I need.”

Can't say I agree with her methods but I can think of a fair few questionable things I'd do to keep my father alive...
Mar 29, 2017 01:51PM Add a comment
Catch Me

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 72% done with Six
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Oh my god he saved her life, that totally makes up for the infinity +1 times he's promised there's a bullet from his gun coming for her cranium..... *so fucking much sarcasm*
Mar 22, 2017 01:59PM Add a comment
Six

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 44% done with Six
"Did I just become fapping material?"
One of Six's brows lifted , as did the opposite corner of his mouth, as he looked down at me, "Yes. That is a definite yes."
Sometimes, Six wasn't that bad of a guy


Mar 21, 2017 02:11PM Add a comment
Six

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 34% done with Six
He could've killed me if he wanted, and I wouldn't have minded. Seeing any part of Europe was another item off my bucket list.

Oh FFS, woman!!

Mar 20, 2017 01:35PM Add a comment
Six

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is 29% done with Six
I wish the very worst death imaginable upon the character named "Six" in this novel ...

I would also like to smack Paisley upside the head very, very fucking hard!

Mar 20, 2017 10:03AM Add a comment
Six

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 15 of Six
.... I have this sinking feeling that I like MY Six a whole heck of a lot more than I am going to like this book's character Six....

Mar 17, 2017 09:12AM Add a comment
Six

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update
I am officially 7 books behind on my annual challenge, 5 reviews (at last count) behind on reviews and looking at two more weeks of very little reading...

I love all the visiting and excitement going on right now #visitingbritsbeawesome but I'm exhausted and want to read now....

Mar 16, 2017 11:33AM 8 comments

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