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And to be honest, I haven’t had a lot of success Controlling private parts over the years, including my own, so making two of them swap places is probably a stretch.”

As everyone in this room will attest, penises rarely listen to reason

Then there was that disgusting thing she’d witnessed at two separate feasts, when a man and
woman pressed their mouths together and appeared to chew the same food. She’d never
observed married couples doing anything similar,

:)

Such is the difference between men and boys

I am LOVING this book!!

The lights up there were still on



I can get down with this setting ....

Can indigestion really make you see things that aren't there?!

Dear Goodreads,

When you have an ad for People magazine on the edge of my screen.... you fail, big time fail!

The drawing had a furious energy to it. There were no erasures, no signs of uncertainty, but rather the stray lines and swirls had been incorporated into it's overall execution .... I knew a boy who drew in this manor as a child - I envied this skill immensely ...

Me today:

You know I am really beginning to doubt my own emotional response engines here because as disturbed as I am by Bateman the shallow ass women in this book make me a special kind of crazy!!

"accidentally killing the wrong kind of Asian"



DUMB FUCK!

It says something unsettling about me that I have yet to be truly disturbed, doesn't it?

Last night this:


happened, instead! I say "Chris, I don't think reading about one psycho and starting a TV series about another is good for my sleep pattern" he says "It'll be fine" and promptly falls asleep. Sleep was spotty last night ;)

I should have gotten way farther in this book last night but instead, this:


and this:
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happened O.o.... Tonight!I!Will!Read!More!

I traded reading about one Psycho for watching another last night.... I doubt Heather will be disappointed in me:

I think alcohol is going to be required both to read this book and to sleep afterwards O.o

Wow, congrats, King!! I did NOT call that..... :D

Okay.... 30 days til my favourite day of all the year through..... anyone got couple costume suggestions.... GO!

I think Odetta/Delta may be one of the most interesting characters I have read in a good long while!!

One of the ladies in my office has a fake laugh that brings to mind nails on a chalkboard

reluctance has never stilled the screams of the dying as their intestines rupture



Perfection!

I am dying laughing at Roland's word misinterpretations!!! Tooter-fish and Manga- seens lol this shaping out to be rather amusing!

I am, in short, a man on the edge of everything



I haz a confuse...... :P

Me: It's not possible for there to be a worse romance novel than FSoG

Anita E. Viloen:



I would like to throw this book out the window rimeow!

As much as I love all the weird little metaphors for things that only a child view can do justice to.... this book is making me awkwardly emotionless....

Dammit, why is it that all the fun stuff happens when I'm busy at work and none of the things are happening when I am bored! BORED!

So tempted to DNF this.... I thought the movie was cute, but if I'm being honest it was mostly because of this: