Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* (karly-thevampireninja) (Port Coquitlam, BC, Canada)'s Recent Status Updates Showing 811-840 of 1,100

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

Dear goodreads,

Why are you showing me ads for wedding dresses?!

— Jul 21, 2014 03:35PM 12 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

...... The Goldfinch in your pants ..... yowza!

— Jul 21, 2014 12:45PM 24 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 504 of 732 of Dark Visions (Dark Visions, #1-3)

— Jul 18, 2014 04:01PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 434 of 732 of Dark Visions (Dark Visions, #1-3)

It's amazing what you'll forget in half a dozen years!!! Glad to say I'm still loving it :)
She could see herself in his mind, an image so cloaked in glamour and ethereal grace that she could scarcely recognize it. A girl with red-gold hair like a meteor trail and smokey-blue eyes with strange rings in them. An exotic creature that burned like an eager flame. More witch than human

— Jul 17, 2014 10:33PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 300 of 732 of Dark Visions (Dark Visions, #1-3)

Gimme more Gabriel, dammit!!

— Jul 17, 2014 02:18PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

dammit, goodreads!! Why you know let me post images???

— Jul 16, 2014 02:21PM 5 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 236 of 732 of Dark Visions (Dark Visions, #1-3)

I know, I know.... wrong L.J. Smith series but yeah, I can't help it! My brain casts who it casts!
My Rob:

— Jul 16, 2014 02:12PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

They say that the hardest thing in the world is to love someone and have them not love you in return...... for me, today, the hardest thing is to love someone and watch them be taken advantage of because they loved another! Simply because I need to say it, not because you need to read it, my sister-in-law is a FUCKING BITCH!! Sorry all, just needed to say it :/

— Jul 16, 2014 10:47AM 12 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 222 of 732 of Dark Visions (Dark Visions, #1-3)

What's good for the goose is good for the gander....
My Gabriel:

— Jul 16, 2014 08:41AM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 30 of 732 of Dark Visions (Dark Visions, #1-3)

Welp..... does anyone else think Emma Stone is pretty much the real life image of Kaitlyn?!

— Jul 15, 2014 02:30PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 18 of 246 of Who’s Holding the Baby? (Salvatore Brothers, #1)

— Jul 14, 2014 01:53PM Add a comment

Who’s Holding the Baby? (Salvatore Brothers, #1)

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

Just because I feel like GoodReads has been ridiculous today O.o ..... I will share a touch of humour :)

Tonight for "date night" Chris has made reservations for us at The Guu Garden --sexy right?!-- to drink Frozen Beer!!

Man for ME ;)

— Jul 11, 2014 02:20PM 5 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

What.The.Actual.Fuck?!

It is customary to at least say "hi" before asking me personal questions that you have no business asking, no?!

Also, go check out his page o.O

— Jul 11, 2014 10:13AM 31 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 100 of 400 of The Hollow Earth

— Jul 10, 2014 01:18PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

So, Chris & I have a thing for specialty Craft beers.... and I especially for funky or snort-worthy beer names/labels! How is a girl to resist:

— Jul 10, 2014 09:29AM 32 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 86 of 400 of The Hollow Earth

Dammit Book!!! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!! If you are going to make a world renowned author one of your main characters... at least TRY to be accurate!!

— Jul 09, 2014 12:47PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 85 of 400 of The Hollow Earth

sdjkfhfkadhasgdfghsljkghldajgf!!!!!!

— Jul 09, 2014 08:59AM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 85 of 400 of The Hollow Earth

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sdjkfhfkadhasgdfghsljkghldajgf!!!!!!

— Jul 09, 2014 08:59AM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 66 of 400 of The Hollow Earth

I desperately wish I wasn't such completionist riiiimeow because:

Dear Book,

Unlove,
Me

— Jul 08, 2014 09:41AM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 18 of 400 of The Hollow Earth

Dammit book.... you are pissing me off SOOO bad!!!

— Jul 07, 2014 01:35PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

So rather than reading..... I spent my lunch looking up pictures of Adam Levine ;)

I regret NOTHING!

— Jul 04, 2014 01:50PM 6 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

Happy Fourth of July!!! (yes, I know I'm Canadian, however, a lot of you are NOT)

— Jul 04, 2014 10:04AM 4 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 58 of 132 of HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!

— Jul 04, 2014 09:20AM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

All my stuff is moved into the new place...... and this meme says so much:

— Jul 02, 2014 11:24AM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 16 of 132 of HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!

Wow, I feel sorry for the bear eating this guy :P

— Jun 30, 2014 01:35PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

Girl at the bank: "You look like Claire Danes..... that's not an insult"

Me: "How, exactly, could one take that as an insult?! Thank YOU!!"

Totally insulting .... NOT!!

— Jun 30, 2014 09:23AM 13 comments

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 3 of 400 of The Hollow Earth

Wait, wait, wait...... you dropped the "N" word.... and said "his smile went a third of the way around [his head]" in one fracking paragraph.....*facepalm*

— Jun 27, 2014 12:41PM Add a comment

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* added a status update

When my boyfriend sends me this: