Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

Laters, baby is a TERRIBLE parting line!! HATE!!

The only thing saving my sanity is looking up pictures of Adam Levine....

I cry as I feel a weird ripping sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity *bone deep shuttering/ vag scrawling into itself and closing shop*

At the top of this list, currently...... Christian FUCKING Grey!!

Isn't Ana supposed to be a college student.... Why does she read like a bumbling pre-teen?

I spent half of last night convincing my friend's GF she really needs to read this book LOL

I do not recognize this face; it is blank, a canvas there to display four smudges, red war like paint. He traces them gently.

Off to a good start.... although, I had to skip half of the foreward because it was giving tonnes of shit away.... don't do that, people!)

It's humbling, to become the very thing you once mocked.

Yes it is, Amy, yes it is!

Cumberbatch.... punk style:



See some more amusing actor(ess) punkified here

Okay correct me if I'm wrong but Amy sounds A LOT like Brenda from Six Feet Under ..... except it's the Hubby who has the weird sibling relationship this time....

I contain and compartmentalize to a disturbing degree: In my belly-basement are hundreds of bottles of rage, despair, fear, but you'd never guess from looking at me

Okay, Okay... remember when I said I got visits from wildlife?!

This is a bear outside my window first thing in the morning:



Blurry because shitting myself!!

Could it be?



A book I could get lost in..... maybe....

Please tell me that lying about your age, when you are a teenager, because the guy you like is too old for you is a thing of the past now..... that shit is dangerous and me no likey!

Nope.... don't like any of the MCs.....

Prologue:

When is this supposed to get interesting?!

Dear GRs, STAHP IT!!! I do NOT want to read Oprah's new book..... leave me alone !!

Tacky.... is a great word for this book so far :/

"I vowed then and there that I would never hesitate to speak up to the people I loved. They deserved to know they gave meaning to my life. They deserved to know I thought the world of them"

"It was my teacher who said so. It was right there on my kindergarten report card: PAUL IS DEFINITELY GAY AND HAS VERY GOOD SENSE OF SELF."

That moment when you realize you have tagged 6 things in the last 2 pages to read out to your unsuspecting boyfriend -- he should know by now -- to see if they would ever be seen as sexy or erotic...

Also watch this video I stumbled across because I don't think I have ever been quite so turned on whilst laughing my head off ;)

"It wriggled like a trout, leapt out of the water, squired to shore, shook itself dry, laid itself comfortably in her lap and relaxed in contented sleep as she stroked it with imaginary loving hands"
The Slutbot's dream/fantasy about her masters "Thunderbeast" O.o

So I bought OUAT Season 3 on Friday......



And I regret NONE of the things ;)

Watched "Mirror, Mirror" last night - terrible movie - just for this guy (and the hilarious Puppy-Love scene that makes me envy the shit out of Julia Roberts)....



I have NO regrets ;)