Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

"Neither poison nor sorcery, only the tender nobility of his heart, moved him to love."


King Mark.... and this is why Rufus Sewell stole the movie from James Franco, in my opinion... <3

Laughing so hard I cry at Chapter 27 is just one, of the many, reason I'm going to hell....

You know you love Laini Taylor when your RPG Char is a blue haired girl named Karou ;)
.... she's also a vampire/mma fighter but yeah lol

"Milking cows, churning butter, for sure you know milkmaids must give great hand jobs."

What have I gotten myself into.....

So on sunday I went bungee jumping in Whistler, BC ..... so amazing :)

Throwback Thursday is a Terrible idea!!! Why does this picture exist and why would my friend post it.... this is what I would look like as a gothic demon-child drunk on souls....
but I guess, funny....

I am so behind on this and I cannot find motivation to finish you.....

So much religion.... so much American politics and policies....

So much religion.... so much American politics and policies....

End of Chapter 21: I just wanna give James a big old hug.....

Instead of finishing my long overdue buddy-book I have been studying up for the new vampire RPG I'm starting tonight...... no regrets ;)

Please stop quoting classics....it's beginning to peeve me!!

End of Ch. 20 - one quick editor note: "pushing away from weakly him as my stomach lurched" she should be weakly pushing him away, no?!

Other than that:

Despite the fact I am enjoying this book I took a break and watched "The Princess Bride" and half of "Frozen" last night.... because I can! Also, Owen Meany please quit screaming at me :P

Beginning of Chapter 19:

If I see any spoilers for Dreams of Gods & Monsters in my newsfeed.... I swear:


Capiche?!

..."a bumpkin of boredom." - I love this line :)

This, so much this!! had an amazing zero-technology long weekend!

Of all the things you are, my dearest Karou, a coward isn't one. Lol.

Laini Taylor, I love you :)

Has anyone else ever wondered is Thiago took route via Iago?! Or is it just book proximity making me curious?

Dear Slut-Shaming Writers:

This:

(Note: This is gender specific but I feel it goes across the board... comprende?!)

Once upon a time, an angel and a devil held a wishbone between them. And it's snap split the world in two

I have NO self control!!
And....

Oh good god!!! James can bark out orders in several languages?!

, Please :)