Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

One of these days I'm gonna finish American Gods but for now....

Ohhhhhh, so that's where babies come from....

Happy actual Valentine's.... I can't think of a better way to celebrate a vague saint death than chocolates and roses.... hmmm

"He wondered about watching an adult movie, but the pay-per-view device by the phone needed a credit card, and it was too risky. Then again, he was not convinced that it would make him feel any better to watch other people have sex that he wasn't having."

Happy horribly over-commercial day to all :P

HAHAHAHA, love this!!

"This is the only country in the world" said Wednesday, into the stillness, "that worries about what it is."

"Any painter who calls himself an artist is an asshole, as far as they're concerned."

Young girls are E-VIL.... Evil I say!!

Did you know that "Pole Buyer" was a legitimate occupation?!

Why would anyone want to do such a thing, put their tongue in other people's mouths? Just to be repulsive, of course. Just to see what you would do. - I love childhood thoughts on kissing lol

Well, I'm hooked already Mr. Cleave :)

I was trying to have a date with Steinbeck last night but a 500 page book of Limericks got in my way.... hhhhmmmmpppft :P

That moment when you realise that for however long you have though Tegan & Sara's Walking with a Ghost was "I was smoking with the girls" and then you realise it's fine because you can't stand the song either way!

Clotilde - really, Steinbeck?! That has got to be the worst name ever. Right up there with Purine ( poor, poor child I once knew), it's like directly asking your child to hate you forever!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/10167229...

Finally reading this one :) Yay, Ryker!!

"I like my men how I like my books..... well read and leather bound" ;)

Just finished In the Flesh..... how delightfully creepy you are John McNee :)