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399 pages, Paperback
First published March 6, 1991
Outside Pastels Tim grabbed the napkin with Van Patten’s final version of his carefully phrased question for GQ on it and tossed it as a bum huddling outside the restaurant feebly holding up a sloppy cardboard sign: I AM HUNGRY AND HOMELESS PLEASE HELP ME.No further comment is made about the scene and it is only after many more similar occurrences that you begin to get the “picture” that is being portrayed.
Who am I?
Who am I?
➢ He may hate all black people but atleast he likes Whitney Houston
➣ Loves women and all their insides
➢ Visits gay pride parades.
➣ A little sadistic but tips well
➢ Loves a sausage🦵
➣ Pretty sure Les Miserables is the only musical he knows
➢ A very fashionable guy
➣ If there was a chance of him loving anything more than he does himself, it would be his Rolex
➢ Real creative tbh. I mean he had some very inventive ways of murdering people.
➣ Donald Trump fan girl
➢ Returns an awful lot of videotapes. Very unsuspiciously of course.
➣ His diet consists of sorbets, sorbets, killing prostitutes...oh and sorbets
I’m playing with the baby while Nancy holds her, offering Glenn my platinum American Express card, and she grabs at it excitedly, and I’m shaking my head, talking in a high-pitched baby voice, squeezing her chin, waving the card in front of her face, cooing, “Yes I’m a total psychopathic murderer, oh yes I am, I like to kill people, oh yes I do, honey, little sweetie pie, yes I do …”
“There are no girls with good personalities,” we all say in unison, laughing, giving each other high-five.
“A good personality,” Reeves begins, “consists of a chick who has a little hardbody and who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut. ”
Earlier, there was so much of Bethany’s blood pooled on the floor that I could make out my reflection in it while I reached for one of my cordless phones, and I watched myself make a haircut appointment at Gio’s.
See Pat date.
See Pat screw.
See Pat mace.
See Pat use a nail gun.
See Pat eat flesh.
See Pat do obscene things with a severed head.
See Pat store body parts in random places.
Go, Pat, go!