Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Recent Status Updates

I looked, and had an acute pleasure in looking - a precious yet poignant pleasure; pure gold, with a steely point of agony: a pleasure like what the thirst-perishing man might feel who knows the well to which he has crept to is poisoned, yet stoops and drinks divine drafts nevertheless.

I gaze upon the face of my loved, knowing he does not love me; yet relishing the view despite the fact it is not returned.

"And this written agreement states whatever is pleasing to me, means consensual, not rape"

Not to be all factual and shit but you're fucking wrong, Anthony!! Also, if this turns into a romance I am going to fucking rage like y'all have NEVER seen me rage!

Something of vengeance I had tasted for the first time. An aromatic wine it seemed, on swallowing, warm and racy; its after-flavour, metallic and corroding, gave me a sensation as if I had been poisoned

Vengeance always seems so sweet at first, but it is a double-edged sword. It will slice you just as keenly as your intended victim.

This art, though!! ♥

What the shit is this?!

I'm sure you think you are being 'cute' but you are CREEPY.... sooooo CREEPY!!



DON'T DO THIS SHIT

Haven't actually started this yet, but I will be away camping all weekend.... so hopefully I will get at least a couple of my 'currently-readings' done.

I have to admit I am loving this artwork.



The steampunk-ish storyline is pretty cool too ;)

she did not feel free to set loose poor Coal, though he repeatedly gagged at the restraint of his collar

Dear John [Updike],
Did her dog EAT his collar?? ... One does not 'Gag' on a restraint...

I was searching for images and I stumbled across this... and a combination of my hatred from the "I don't need feminism" movement AND 'The Princess Bride', how can I resist that?

This is for all my harassed feminist friends ;)

What the hell is going on with Goodreads today?? It keeps kicking me out! It's like it knows I am seeing Leafmarks on the side and is throwing a fit of jealousy!!

So I have successful created a Leafmarks account for any of my friends here who are also there. ( I will still primarily be here, for now, this is just a back-up BUT please add me if you are there too (email: flutterbeekiss@hotmail.com)

♥

I don't know if YOU ever had the distinct displeasure of liking a pre-teen boy (as a teenager, sickos) but this is exactly right! They are TERRIBLE .... I had one tell me I "looked like a boy with long hair" (And that was relatively tame)
RIIIIIIIGHT.....

Worst reader's weekend EVER! I was bogged down with so many things this weekend. However, tonight I have a date with Tom Sawyer.... (which I told The Beast and got a very leery side-eye in response to *snickers*)

So, I am always the last person to join the party (if I get the invite at all)! I have seen Dylan O'Brien's handsome little mug on here for ages now.... and I finally get it. Jailbait thy name is Dylan O'Brien.... sign me up ;)



YES, yes I do, Dylan ;)

I am feeling very stabby about these sponsored books now!! I used to get the occasional one but now I am getting them constantly!!!



onetwothree DEATH!!!!!!!

All of my friends seem to be adding or following each other today..... this makes me a violently happy Monster :D



(Jess, this is a Peacock Mantis Shrimp! So yeah, we are this)

I like to wonder what kind of stuff she keeps in that drawer, but I'd never actually want to find out because I'm sure it's all boring and disappointing.

Stella (SSTTEELLLLAA!!!) you are such an asshole.

Every time I read the MC's name it reminds me of a play I was in during high school (Serpent in the Night Sky)

(Not what this gif is from but it works)

When did Goodreads add the "Write a Story" button under my friends Profiles?? This is a new, strange addition, right??

Also, why is "we hooked up" an option????

One of my elementary school teachers had paper doll cutouts on her wall and a strip of paper underneath that said, "In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is - and you're what's left."

That is the DUMBEST thing I've ever read!!

Wally's mouth lifts into a gentle smile.
" You are beautiful, though."

Hannah blushes, feeling touched that he would say that, but also sad that it doesn't matter.

There's this strange clear liquid coming from my eyes.... I think I'm leaking....

Damn, are you gonna do it, Ms. Quindlen?? Are you going to make this monster cry??

Please make it go away. Please just let me be normal. Please just let me find it funny, like they do.

[...] deep down, deep below the topsoil of her heart, she knows it's not.

Still she pushes it down inside of her, buries it as far as it can go, suffocates it in the space between her stomachs and her heart. She tells herself that she is stronger, that she can fight it, that she has control. That no one has to know

3..... gah!

(Nowadays, enlightened medical schools will hire a "pelvic educator," a sort of professional vagina who allows the students to practice on her and offers personalized feedback and is, in my book anyway, a nominee for sainthood.)

Good grief, YES!

I can't even.... My heart is breaking for the world's loss right now.
When we think of death it's always as an over there thing, removed from our immediate life. And then things like this happen and suddlenly over there become right at our feet... And it feels impossible that it can go from over there to all consuming.
The world lost a true beauty this week! It's so hard to fathom... We ♥ you Loki

Get involved with science. Be an art exhibit. Become part of a tree. Some options for you to think about.
Death. It doesn't have to be boring

I think Mary Roach & I are going to get along just fine.

Quindlen's writing is gorgeous! She has this beautiful way of describing those moments when the first tender shoots of romantic affection start to sprout and all but eclipse the rest of the world *sigh*

I need to get a life, I sighed

*snorts* Good luck with that!