Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*’s Reviews > Consequences > Status Update

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
is 19% done
She decided she needed to get Tony involved before this man dragged something out of her that she wasn't allowed to divulge.
I'm SORRY?! Allowed?! You TSTL twat, the moment 'allowed' comes into your brain it SHOULD be a reminder that you are a captive (apparently) being held against your will.
— May 20, 2015 01:28PM
I'm SORRY?! Allowed?! You TSTL twat, the moment 'allowed' comes into your brain it SHOULD be a reminder that you are a captive (apparently) being held against your will.

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Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*’s Previous Updates


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
is 47% done
Awwwww, isn't that romantic *seethes*
— May 21, 2015 01:38PM


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
is 38% done
Compartmentalization is a word, Ms. Romig!! Would you fucking quit italicizing it, that would be GREEEEEEAT!
— May 21, 2015 09:26AM


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
is 25% done
Is there no end to this book's stupidity?! :'(..........
Only I have access to your room."[...] "I only usethat access to know when to send staff inside or to check on your safety."
This is when I would deck her and scream "Did I LOOK fucking safe as you employer raped me" *decks again*
The complacency in this novel is driving me BONKERS!!!
— May 20, 2015 06:56PM
Only I have access to your room."[...] "I only usethat access to know when to send staff inside or to check on your safety."
This is when I would deck her and scream "Did I LOOK fucking safe as you employer raped me" *decks again*
The complacency in this novel is driving me BONKERS!!!

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
is 16% done
Yes, this only 1% difference in status but I can't not:
SURVIVAL FOR THE last two months was facilitated by a technique Claire called compartmentalization
I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage!! You did NOT invent the motherfucking concept. Incidentally, I also do not fucking require you to explain the concept ...... I'm going to puke from frustration.
— May 19, 2015 09:57PM
SURVIVAL FOR THE last two months was facilitated by a technique Claire called compartmentalization
I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage!! You did NOT invent the motherfucking concept. Incidentally, I also do not fucking require you to explain the concept ...... I'm going to puke from frustration.

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
is 15% done
her father and grandfather were in law enforcement?!
And the moronic hits just keep on coming!!!
*chugs beer*
— May 19, 2015 08:51PM
And the moronic hits just keep on coming!!!
*chugs beer*

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
is 6% done
Let's make a list shall we:
1) predatory eyes
2) touching you without your permission.
3) NOTICABLE control issues.
THREE STRIKES AND YOU SHOULD BE OUT!!
— May 19, 2015 01:10PM
1) predatory eyes
2) touching you without your permission.
3) NOTICABLE control issues.
THREE STRIKES AND YOU SHOULD BE OUT!!


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
is 4% done
"And this written agreement states whatever is pleasing to me, means consensual, not rape"
Not to be all factual and shit but you're fucking wrong, Anthony!! Also, if this turns into a romance I am going to fucking rage like y'all have NEVER seen me rage!
— May 18, 2015 10:42PM
Not to be all factual and shit but you're fucking wrong, Anthony!! Also, if this turns into a romance I am going to fucking rage like y'all have NEVER seen me rage!