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I hate when the main character is cryptic about an issue.

GIRL, WHY ARE YOU IGNORING OUR MAN?!

This man is… a fucking idiot.

I am so mad.

“I need to be there for her.” BITCH YOU DONT THINK YOU DYING FROM THE INJURY YOURE HIDING FROM HER IS GOING TO HELP HER IN THE LONG RUN, YOU FUCKING FUCK?

As soon as I pulled up to grocery pickup a sex scene started.

Helen, knock it off, I’m gonna get embarrassed when the Walmart workers hear the word “cock” fifty ‘leven times. 😭😭😭😭

If this MF calls this man “masculine” one more time.

“His masculine scent…”
“His tender yet masculine movements…”

🗣️🗣️🗣️JUST SAY HE SMELLS GOOD AND THAT HE IS BEING GENTLE!

I think I would like this more if it was a dual point of view, because Ren girl, what the fuck is your secret? Tell meeeee.

“She wouldn’t be the first person he loved who tried to poison him.”

BOY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THESE WOMEN?! 😭😂

“With his body he could offer her comfort”

I am getting THE HOSE! OH MY GOD STOP FUCKING! I can’t even remember what this book is about!

How are y’all gonna fight evil when you can’t even fight sexual urges? I’m all for smut, but goddamn I’m about to turn the hose on these two MFs.

I’m honestly struggling. Is it this book or have I just consumed too much romantasy lately?

I think both. The will they won’t they when they already have is honestly annoying AF. “Well we should just be friends” YA’LL HAVE ALREADY FUCKED AND ARE STILL HOLDING SOME SERIOUS FEELINGS WITHOUT EVEN REALLY TRYING TO MAINTAIN BOUNDARIES. 🗣️ SHUT THE HELL UP!

This is the stupidest shit ever. I know they end up together but now I don’t want them to.

Bitch, what the fuck?

“Who did this to you?”

🧎🏽‍♀️‍➡️🧎🏽‍♀️‍➡️🧎🏽‍♀️‍➡️

“For the eldest daughters…” 😭😭😭

Chloe’s better than me because Annie and Milo would be getting their heads slammed together and strangled. 🙃🙃🙃

Listen, babe, love ya, I do. But all this box checking about rom coms and meet cures is pissing me off. This is Ohio, land of the useless and toxic nuts. 😭😭😭

OMG I know where German Village is!

I don’t know what this monster is but PASS

Not twin goat kids. 😭😭😭

That’s my personal hell. ☠️

Nevermind, call off the goats! 😭😭😭

No, the fuck he didn’t.

I hope she siccs a goat on him.

I’d pay money to go back and dramatically quit jobs just to tell some of my old bosses to fuck off. 💰

As an obnoxious American, I fully endorse utterly scandalizing snotty Englishmen.

I already like this book better than Holly’s. However we shall see.

There’s no shit talking of other women or degradation of sex workers… yet.

A cookie stealing beautiful man who will push me on a swing? Sign me TF up!

Already triggered by the parentification of the FMC.

JFC. If I could go back and comfort young me. 🥲

Katrin casually dropping that she sends booby trapped packages to people on the regular is killing me. 😂😂😂

I fucking LOVE Mercy and Silas.

I love how Katrin is an unrepentant criminal. Girl, same. 😂😂😂

“Silas used to tell me bed time stories.”

ABOUT WORLD DOMINATION? 😭😭😂😂

“Ugh! What is that?!” First of all, BITCH, it’s ME!

I’d have fought that fever off to whoop his ass. 😭😂