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Saying her abusive husband separated her from her best friend because he knew that would make her the weakest she’d ever be has me sobbing. Because YES!

“You have more causes than I have pubic hairs.” 😂😂😂

“Please don’t make my bowels boil and fall out of my butt…” Hey, I’m creating a second account to give this five more stars.

“Pig fucker, onion butthole, a fried ball of pubes, vile offspring of viler semen, a lizard dick, a lizard’s pube, a lizard’s ass sweat…”

Hey, just so we’re clear, this book is getting five fucking stars for this alone! 😂😂😂

Lor and Nadir MENTIONED!!

“OKAY… he’s a 9.5…FINE a 9.75…” 😂😂😂

IK there’s something wrong with me because Ciara is my fucking favorite. 😂😂😩😩

Honestly, I’ve continued this series because I love the side characters. But IDK how much more of Loren acting like a fucking shy baby all the time I can take.

Hey I fucking hate these. Why am I still reading?

Benedict is a fucking PERV, bro…

HEY WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELLONTE? WHAT THE HELLYBRON JAMES?

Not Benedict being a creepy pervert trying to taste people. Someone get a red dot over his house on a website ASAP.

Is the cover atrocious? Hell yeah. But is this book fire so far? Hell yeah, brother!

Y’all I finally looked at the cover and not them constantly calling her tan and brown and this is a pale white woman who appears to have naturally light hair? Hey, fucking what?

Oh wow. And more blatant racism. HEY WHAT THE FUCK?

Oh wow, “bitch’s dance.”

JFC.

OMG DID SHE MENTION SHES ITALIAN? DID YOU GUYS CATCH THAT HER DAD IS ITALIAN, SHE HAS A TAN, TALKS WITH HER HANDS BECAUSE SHE IS ACTUALLY ITALIAN?

Or the fucking constant shitting on Americans? Did anyone catch that she hates us? JFC I thought this was supposed to be funny? Not describing an autistic person, saying they act that way because soulless, being xenophobic, and stereotyping Italians constantly.

Oh don’t piss me the fuck off. How the fuck are you not gonna tell me what the fuck is IN the letter? You raggedy bitch.

Wow. It’s almost like being an impulsive dumbass has never helped you at least once.

OKAY THE ONE CHARACTER THAT DOESN’T PISS ME TF OFF? OOH YOU MF!

…And again, who cusses like that, you fucking dork?

These two are the dumbest dummies to ever dummy it up.

Two walking, talking sacks of hormones. Not that I’m not into it. But bitch, WTF? Hunch later! PRIORITIES!

Seriously, she’s so fucking stupid. How is she just walking in knowing she’s supposed to be hiding her abilities? AND YOU’RE THE CHOSEN ONE?

This girl is our hero?!

Can’t follow a simple direction fucking ever. Ain’t never met a lesson she’s not had to learn one hundred times. And she’s ELITE? BFFR.

Say “holy hell fuck” one more time, you dweeb.

OMFG, the way I’d have blown my cover, too.

Time to eat your teeth, you sick bitch.

“You know ‘handful’ and ‘chaos personified’ and ‘perhaps actual demon has your family been dabbling in sorcery’ do not mean the same thing as delightful, don’t you?”

And

“A pleasure to have in class is what they say when you’re a stuck up swat. You’ll never know the touch of a woman. But you don’t see me pointing that out, do you?”

😂😂😂😂

AhHhHhHHHHHHH! I forgot about this part! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Katniss is enjoying playing with Buttercup because she thinks it makes the cat look stupid is killing me. 😂😂😂

Katniss’ ongoing beef with Buttercup even in the midst of a revolution and incoming attack is real AF.

Oh no, not fucking monkeys! I’m so scared now. 😟🥲

Already crying my fucking eyes out. GREAT.