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This obsession with who women in their family are fucking has got to stop. I get Lionel is evil but JFC, I don’t need to know

Oh FFS… Chosen One Syndrome X2.

Who am I kidding? I eat this shit up every fucking time.

I like a lot of what this book is putting down but I think the author is also missing a lot of nuance.

Hey, what the fuck? Pissing on someone as a group? WHAT THE FUCK? KILL HIM!

Hold on… the world is ending and they’re… fucking? Okay, Great Value Feyre and Rhysand. 😕😕😕

“You, Isla Crown, bring the gods to their knees”

And I’m on my knees as well, begging Isla to stop being a fucking dumbass.

Okay, well according to my review of book two, I’ve been thinking Isla was a dumbass.

I wrote that she was “the dumbest dummy to ever do it.”

Not wrong, but not right either. Grim is actually the dumbest fucking dummy to ever do it. How do you have a million years on her and this girl who’s literally an infant compared to you play the fuck out of you. STAND UP, USE A CANE IF YOU NEED TO, GRANDPA!

How is the main character the dumbest fucking fuck to ever fucking do it and somehow the alleged messiah? Like… girl? You ARE a monster, idiot, and an asshole. Idk how you haven’t A) been killed due to your own arrogance and utter stupidity or B) been killed by the people of any court because you’ve made them all suffer.

I want the main character to die ATP.

“Surely they’ve only as much power as we give them.”

Not the nun being mad at Furlong for pointing out Jesus was an immigrant. 😂😂😂

“What have I against girls? Me own mother was a girl once.”

Fucking finally, Furlong, way to not be disappointing.

Hey, what the fuck? Blackened toes and overgrown toenails, and you’re bringing her back to the fucking convent?!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Not this MF daydreaming about cheating on his wife after thinking about how he is slightly afraid of her.

Idiot.

“Good Protestant Habits” reminds me of when they came to the US and deemed some tribes “civilized.” 🙃🔪

Idk this feels gross. I know it isn’t technically cheating, but what the fuck?

Me: Damn this book is good even though it makes me angry.
Author: *Tries to lump Freud in with other doctors who did harm, but probably believed they were doing good.*
Me: Taking a star off for giving that fucking pervert the benefit of the doubt…

BRB just gonna go fucking SCREAM! Knowing we bring men into this world just for them to ignore, hate, and kill us by deeming us inferior? Hey, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

I do love when an old elitist asshole gets told about herself. 🥰🥰🥰

How are you yourself a poor and being mean to other poors?

“You’re a COP… tell me why I should like you.”

Spitting fucking BARS.

OMFG Alice. 🤦🏻‍♀️
🗣️🗣️🗣️SHUT UP!

The way “pick up artists” are writing books admitting to sexually assaulting and raping women and not being criminally charged BUT BEING PAID FOR ENCOURAGING OTHER MEN TO DO IT? Hey, global warming, hurry up. JFC.

I’m already sick to my fucking stomach.

I’m a feminist, political organizer, and a woman in the United States. I’m not blind to any of this, but JFC. The book is good but hearing this shit verbatim? Hey, this is fucking insane.

Wallace is a fucking fucker who needs to fuck off.

Idk how I’m feeling about this, team. This is a grown woman who works as a librarian in a school who acts like an awkward early teenager. And while I love whimsical people, and Miss Frizzle vibes, this isn’t it.

I’m really trying to push through this book, but the pick me ass bitch and NLOG vibes are making me fucking hate a WOMAN FIREFIGHTER! I love other women and I love firefighters. What the fuck?!

Omg EW and she has to work with this MF?! 🤮

HEY WHAT THE FUCK?

I don’t understand why this fucking sack of testicles couldn’t have died early? I get that he’s “the big bad,” but I hate this fucking guy. Not a likeable quality to this horned MF. Kill him now, and give me minor annoyances the rest of the novel.

“I’ve fought hags more appealing than you.” Jarek, I’ve missed you, you fucking asshole.